AISubs v3.4
Good evening, everyone.
I have sad news for you all today.
As a regular on this show,
Mr. Yamasaki, who has been working hard since the second episode, will graduate from the show at the end of today's broadcast.
We may have thought too much that he wouldn't come back even if we said goodbye.
Well, we can't help it wherever we go.
Let's hear the truth from Mr. Yamasaki himself.
Please come in.
Mr. Yamasaki.
So, Yamasaki, could you tell us why you chose Aya?
I think you want to know why.
My wife's name is Aya.
Aya has been working since this spring.
Why is that?
Well...
My shoulders...
hurt a little.
Well, every Wednesday...
I have to do...
the childcare.
So you're busy on Wednesdays because of Aya-chan's shift?
Yes, well...
I'm a receptionist for a security company.
And you have two kids.
That's right.
Hey, don't talk about kids.
Well...
My wife's salary...
is also a little low.
I don't know if Aya-san's salary is low, but...
I don't want her to quit.
Yes.
Can I say something?
It's 850 yen.
Well, for now, the reason for her graduation is not something we can agree with,
but if she says she won't do it anymore, it can't be helped.
Yes.
Then, let's look back on Yama-chan's memories and choose her again.
Yes.
Let's watch the video.
Yama-chan's Memories.
I'm Hosei Yamasaki, 37 years old.
I've been using instruments and participating in programs since my second start,
and over the past 16 years, Hosei-kun, who has created many famous scenes as our partners,
will graduate from the program with today's broadcast.
So, let's look back on the great miracle he left us again.
Yama-chan's Surprise Otaku Visit.
Due to a woman introduced by Takasu, who was suddenly involved in trouble with a scary older man,
Hosei-kun will show off his lack of skills in this "otaku visit."
Hello?
Is Yamasaki there?
It's me.
It's you!
Misato, I'll kick you out.
Hey, say something!
What do you want me to say?
Say something!
You're drunk.
I'll tell you soon.
Tell me now!
Wait for me.
Muragami says the same thing.
Wait for me.
Wait for me!
I'm scared.
It's okay.
I'm scared.
Why didn't you tell me?
He's here.
Who is it?
Can you escape?
It's dangerous.
If you go out, you'll be out soon.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Who is it?
No, it's me.
I'll do it.
No, it's me.
I'm sorry.
Who is it?
No, it's me.
I'm sorry.
No, it's me.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Who is it?
I'm sorry.
You're a bad guy.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You're a bad guy.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Hello.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Fourth place.
A lonely piano concert in the middle of the night.
The verdict is...
Yamasaki.
The small scale trial
and the penalty for the guilty judge, Hosei,
was a terrible punishment.
At a school at night where no one is around,
play the piano, please.
All night long.
I won't play it.
This is...
This is no good!
No one can play like this!
Not even grandmas!
Hey!
Don't eat me!
You're so slippery!
The lotion really does work.
Shut up!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Help me!
3rd place. "Farewell, Hosek Yamasaki."
Hosek, who lied about graduating as a servant of children four times in the past,
fooled all the people.
I hope he lies again this time.
Hey!
Yama-chan won't stop being a servant of children!
I won't stop! I won't stop! I won't stop!
He's saying something like that.
I won't stop. I won't stop.
I won't stop being a servant of children.
I'll wear a light that twinkles forever.
I won't stop, Yama-chan.
I'll be a servant of children again.
On the road where cherry blossoms fall every day.
I want your permission.
2nd place. "Kiki Orange Juice."
A special project to find the correct answer based only on your taste buds.
Hosek, who doesn't usually laugh much, was shining only at this time.
Don't be so serious.
Oh, my God!
What's up? Are you in a relationship?
What's up with you?
Is it low to have 15 of these?
Is it low?
You really look like you're drunk.
What do you mean? Are you close?
Yes, we're close.
I'm going to report you to the police now!
Oh, my God!
What's up with you?
Are you a robot?
You look like you're drunk.
I'm going to report you to the police now!
So, you're close, right?
Yes, we're close.
Oh, my God!
What's up with you?
Maybe you should take this with you.
Are you in a relationship?
What?
What's up?
What do you mean?
You're wrong!
It's not spicy at all!
The acidity you mentioned earlier...
It's not like that!
Okay, it's not spicy!
I...
I didn't drink...
...ponjuice!
He's drunk!
Pon!
He's amazing!
He's really drunk!
First place...
...Yamasaku Hosei's wedding ceremony of emotion.
How many times do I have to show you this?
Idol Hosei, who can't use instruments, is finally getting married!
His emotions were delivered to us by force!
It's amazing!
This is better than the ceremony, right?
Yes.
It's better.
Idol Hosei's wedding ceremony of emotion.
It's heavy.
What are you doing?
Don't make me cry.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's like we're shooting a wedding ceremony of "how to" video.
It's true.
What is it?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if we do it with music, it won't look like this.
What?
No way!
What's going on?
No way!
It's been 16 years since you appeared in "Gaki no Tsukai".
You and the program have grown up a lot.
It's finally time for you to make a period in that history.
But the years we've spent together will never fade away.
It will always be on everyone's heart's album.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye.
And thank you for the memories.
- There were a lot of things. - Yes.
Now, I would like the producer of the show, Suga- chan, to say goodbye.
Please, go ahead.
- Hello, Yama-chan. Thank you for taking care of me for 16 years. - Thank you.
I heard that your wife's salary is 850 yen, and I'm really sorry that it's not enough for you.
However, as you have grown up, of course you have to make more money.
As a producer, I felt sorry for you.
However, in order to continue the show for 20 years, you have to get rid of the rotten ring as soon as possible.
Otherwise, the show will be ruined.
In that sense, I'm really sorry for you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for taking care of me for 16 years.
Well, let's start from us one by one. First of all, Mr. Sokobu.
Yes.
What is it?
There is nothing.
There it is.
Yamazaki-san appeared in my first book, "VTR", when I was an amateur.
I hate that kind of gay stuff. I don't like that kind of stuff.
I've always thought like that and told my juniors about it.
Thank you very much.
There's nothing here.
Well, Yamazaki-san and I...
Well, I've only met Yamazaki-san at work,
but the other day he said he'd come over to my house and hang out in private.
But now we can't do that anymore.
Well, I hope you stay healthy and do your best for the rest of your life.
Thank you for your hard work.
Well, I've hung out with Yamazaki-san in private before.
We went to Guam together for New Year's Eve.
And I saw Yamazaki-san having fun at Guam's beach.
I think I like Yamazaki-san better as a manga artist.
That's what I thought.
Well, I hope you do your best.
Well, Yama-chan, please say goodbye and say hello to everyone watching the TV.
This instrument's...
I can't...
I can't use this instrument...
Everyone...
It's such a full bouquet...
Who would have thought...
Wh...
Whaaaaat?!
I... I've been trying so hard... I've been trying so hard to come here...
(slurping)
(laughing)
(slurping)
(laughing)
(gagging)
(slurping)
(laughing)
(slurping)
(gagging)
(slurping)
I said I couldn't hold back my tears!
(laughing)
(gagging)
Thank you for everything you've done for us!
Thank you!
- Well... - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
Well, it's over now.
- Shall we go home? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
Stop it!
You brat! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Shall we go home? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
Hey!
I, Yama-chan, won't stop using my kid!
I won't stop!
Hey!
Viewers, are you surprised?
Again, I asked Downtown-san and Kokoriko-san to surprise me!
Are you surprised?
I, Yama-chan, won't stop using my kid!
I won't stop!
- It's already broken. - Yes.
- It's like a corage. - Yes, it is.
It's like a corage.
Yes, it is.
Back then, we were always chasing after something.
Everything was full of light, worrying and getting lost.
In this world next door to paradise,
our fingertips touched and the wind blew past us.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yamachan, stop it!
Kaki, Tsukai, stop it!
Flowers that have never bloomed bloom.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yamachan, stop it!
Komu, stop it!
Living alone is really tough.
Kaki, Tsukai, stop it!
Please stop it!
It's fine now, right?
No, something came up.
Oh, again.
Since when did this become a two-stage performance?
Yeah, it's a two-stage performance even though it's normal.
It ended once before, didn't it?
Yeah.
It's been like that since last year or so.
Yeah.
[music playing]
[explosion]
[maniacal laughter]
I'm a little scared.
Yama-chan...
Will you stop playing with me?
I won't!
I won't play with you!
Yama-chan...
Will you stop playing with me?
Will you?
I won't!
Yama-chan...
Yama-chan, will you stop?
I won't!
[maniacal laughter]
This is a little funny.
It's amazing.
I thought you were going to do this.
It wasn't a song.