AISubs v3.4
Ladies and gentlemen...
I really thought I'd do my best no matter what I did today.
I felt like I had to do it with a fresh mind.
I know!
Last week you didn't say you'd do it like this next week!
There's been a lot going on lately!
But you've forgotten about it!
The audience has forgotten about it too!
When I was in elementary school, you two always wore matching outfits on stage.
Why did you stop wearing matching outfits?
It's fine!
I don't know if we'll do it again next week.
Next time we talk about kids, we'll wear matching outfits.
Thank you!
I'm grateful that you said that.
The staff is grateful too.
But you're all laughing at me.
These guys...
Yeah, yeah.
They're grinning a little.
They're grinning a little and it's annoying.
I don't know why I'm wearing matching outfits with you.
If you wore matching outfits with me, wouldn't we be talking about the same thing?
It's not like that!
You wore a suit with me!
This is amazing!
You're cute!
You had a fight, didn't you?
Yeah.
That's impossible!
First of all, I can't get my hands on it!
These clothes!
Besides, really...
W-what do you call this?!
It's an ugly-as-hell outfit, isn't it?!
Even if you say you can do it,
well, you know...
It's impossible for you to be surprised by this encounter!
It's impossible!
Well, well, it's fine.
Well, well...
Are electronics products strong?
No, not really...
W-what?
What are they?
Anything is strong.
For example, are you someone who can understand things like mobile phones?
Things like that...
W-what?
Are you someone who can use various things?!
Well, for example, what do you mean?
Like buying a ticket or something like that?
Ah, well, that's also true.
Ah, I've never done that.
Also...
Like computers.
Computers...
Are you someone who can install various things?
Well, I don't know about that...
No, I don't use it that much.
That's right.
Also, you know iPods and things like that, right?!
I see, I see...
But I don't know much about computers, you know?!
You can't do it without a computer, right?!
That's right, that's right...
I don't know much about those things...
But there are things you can do with a computer, right?!
Ah, is that so?!
Like connecting lines and things like that...
So you buy this and...
You buy this and...
Let's see...
You can play about 250 songs!
That's amazing...
Isn't that enough?!
That's enough.
So...
I did it...
But...
I don't know...
It's stupid, you know?!
You?
Yeah...
Who do you think you are?!
I don't know...
Don't say things like "you're a *****"
So, what does that mean?
For example, when you want to put 10 songs in an album,
it will be one, right?
Usually, if you put it in an MD or something...
Yes, yes, yes.
It won't be one!
Sometimes, two songs are made into one.
So, when you look at an album that should have 10 songs in it,
it's about 8 songs in total.
Yes, yes.
So, two songs are made into one.
This guy doesn't know what's going on.
Because he's stupid.
Right?
And because of this,
if you had a little bit of intuition,
you'd know that it's one song or the next song.
Do you understand?
If you had a little bit of intuition,
you'd know that it's the next song.
Yes, yes.
Right?
And you probably thought you wouldn't be able to do that.
So, I put in an album called "Nagabuchi Chosho Kanpai".
The old one.
Right?
It's probably about 10 songs in total.
But when I looked at it, it's about 14 songs in total.
But you can't get used to it.
Why is it like this?
Anyway, I sent it off and listened to it boldly.
Ah!
Re!
What's going on?
It's in there!
Just this song is made into one song!
I didn't make you drink half of it!
You're going to cut me off!
You're so annoying!
It's not like you're doing it the wrong way!
You can't think of it like that!
It's not like you're doing it the wrong way!
It's not like that! He's stupid!
I'm going to do it from the earphones.
So...
Don't be surprised!
You're going to turn up the volume of the stereo in the middle of it!
Does it make sense?
It doesn't matter if you turn it up!
Okay, I'm done dubbing.
When you listen to it, it's delicious!
Damn it!
It's a digital song!
It's in there as it is.
It's in there as it is!
It's like, in that earphone hole...
Hey!
It's like, "Isn't it in there?"
It sounds cheap.
It's not cheap!
It costs about 30,000 yen!
What's going on?
Then, why don't you say it properly?
When we release our CD or album...
At the end of the song...
Don't you release something like a single?
You receive it as an MD...
Yes, next song.
Yes, the song is over.
I wanted to do it, but...
Is it like that?
No, I don't know.
It's a machine, so...
Isn't it a defective product?
There's no such thing in this era.
It's a defective product in this era.
That's weird.
I bought it at a proper electronics store.
If there was such an electronics store, it would be funny, so I went there.
Well, you know...
It's something I can't keep up with.
It's fine if you don't do it.
It's fine if you do it for someone.
I won't say it much, but...
I got a rice cooker.
It's fine, but...
It had a fast cooking function.
It was really annoying.
Anyway, it had a huge screen.
And it said a lot of things.
I couldn't understand it.
But it had a fast cooking function and I was starving.
"It's really good," I said.
I cooked it for 20 minutes.
"Pipipipi," I said.
"Wow, it's good," I said.
I ate it and it was hard.
What is this?!
You don't know?
Why... why is it like this?
Why is it like this?
I didn't master it.
Simply.
Is that so?
Of course it is.
Let's read it properly.
It's going to be funny.
I'm hungry.
I have a hundred questions for you, Mr. Matsumoto.
Oh, you say that all the time.
What happens if you say 'ah' but say 'in' instead of 'ah'?
At this point in writing, it's slippery.
So I have to challenge this slippery handwriting.
No, if you can't do it, you can say you can't do it.
Right?
Right.
So what happens?
If I say 'then it won't matter to me,'
will you still make fun of me?
That's not true!
You don't like it, do you?!
What's with him?
He's not making fun of me anymore.
Something like that.
See?
I'm being played by an amateur like this.
In order to save this amateur, I have to keep making fun of him.
Don't make fun of me.
If I make fun of you...
You shouldn't make fun of me.
...it won't be a burden for you.
Of course not.
That's fine.
What should I do?
I'm sorry, but...
What is it?
Tell me.
What should I do?
If you make fun of me instead of making fun of you...
What is it?
I don't really know.
It's like this, right?
Then...
What is it?
Do it properly!
If you don't make fun of me properly here,
you won't be able to live after this!
What is it?
Should I still make fun of you?
What do you think?
Don't make fun of me.
What is it?
Tell me properly!
What is it?
If you do it, what will happen?
Will you go to the doctor?
No, that's...
After all...
I think it will be terrible.
Eh, really?
Yes.
Then, tell me.
First of all...
First of all, insurance won't work anymore.
What does that have to do with it?
Are you saying it because you have an insurance?
But...
After all, insurance means...
someone who is recognized in the country.
Yes, yes, that's right.
However, when you go to the doctor,
even if you say 'my teeth hurt,'
even if you say 'don't worry about it,'
insurance won't work on people who say 'I'm fine.'
It's bad.
Also,
you know,
this paper...
This kind of...
You know this, right?
This kind of thing.
You can put it in the women's hospital.
I don't know about the women's hospital, though.
This kind of paper will break!
It will break.
That is...
a very old woman...
will take it off.
She will take it off.
Even if you are angry, you should be embarrassed.
Yes, you are right.
Of course I am!
After all, from now on...
From now on, you have a lot of reservations, too!
Of course I do.
Right?
You don't have any children, do you?
Of course I don't.
Even if you say that...
If you say that...
That is...
The Japanese Dental Association...
will do their best to stop you.
You should never do it!
Of course!
You can't force a doctor to do it!
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto,
the battle master of the comedy association.
While you are shopping,
if a slime appears,
how should you fight it?
This is really...
But...
Everyone, recently, I think that Japan is a peaceful country.
Oh...
I think that slimes will never appear.
- You think so? - But I...
For example, like this, while I'm talking as a kid...
I think that slimes will always appear.
I intend to prepare myself for that moment.
- Really? - Yes.
That is...
You are a coward!
You might say that.
But...
I always intend to do that.
- How should we fight against it? - Slimes are really worthless.
- Oh, really? - Because...
- Normally... - Yes. - If you tear it up... - Yes.
- It should be over. - Yes.
- But if you turn it into a slime... - Oh, it doesn't increase.
- It increases. This pattern. - I see. I see.
So, a slime is...
- So-called "hits"? - Yes.
- A slime called "hits" doesn't work. - I see.
So, do joints work?
- Of course, they don't work. - What kind of slime is that?
- Right? - What kind of slime is that?
That is... "boneless" slime.
- What kind of slime is that? - What kind of slime is that?
- So-called... - Yes.
- So-called "no bones". - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- It's very difficult to fight with. - I see.
- That's what they say. - I understand that.
- Especially... - Yes.
- In supermarkets... - Yes.
- In such places... - Yes.
- Slimes come. - Yes.
Then, please tell us what we should do in such cases.
- Slimes... - Yes.
- Then, do you know what they do? - No, I don't know.
- We thought they wouldn't do anything. - What do you mean?
I haven't thought about slimes much.
- It's not like... - Yes, that's it.
- That's what they do. - That's what they do, you idiots!
- No, even if you say they do... - You guys are really...
As you can see, I'm really sick of it!
And just before the last minute...
- Let's bring more crisis! - Yes, so...
Well, you may not have an economic crisis anymore, but...
- You don't have one, do you? - No, I don't.
You have a nosebleed.
It's a crisis.
You have a nosebleed because of a crisis?!
A crisis caused by a nosebleed!
- Then, you shouldn't have one. - Yes!
Slimes do...
Let's say they do come. But it's just our feeling.
- It's not like... - What did you just say?
What did you just say?
- No, I grabbed it. - A slime?
- Yes. - Oh, you grabbed a slime and it went "nyoom"?
- Even if it went "nyoom"... - Even if it went "nyoom", it's fine if you threw it.
But if it went "pachiiin" and broke, wouldn't you be like "hahahaha"?
- No, no. If you said "whoa", wouldn't it go "bang"? - No, it wouldn't go "bang".
It's boneless, so it would go "nyoom"!
Right? "Whooooaaah!" "Whoooaaah!"
- Is it funny? - It is funny.
This is the first time I've heard this "whoooaaah!"
How do you do it? In particular?
You could burn it!
Huh? Do what?
You know, go "piiiiip!", like doing that.
What's with "piiip"?
Make sure you don't if it wasn't funny!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
Mm-bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
You don't know that at all, do you?
I don't know at all!
You don't know?!
I've been telling you that for a long time!
I've been telling you that in front of Go and Rox!
What are you going to do?!
I don't know anymore.
Then...
Here, take this.
No, I don't...
You can't tell, because you're being chased!
Even if you set it on fire, it won't die!
That's right.
Because if a slime catches fire, it won't die.
Water is water.
Anyway, let's go set it up.
I wonder if it's somewhere.
Where are you talking about right now?
At the supermarket.
Then let's run to the toilet.
Ah, let's run to the toilet.
Yes.
What happens if you get caught in the middle of the toilet?
Huh?
You won't get caught in the middle of the toilet.
Why?!
I don't know.
I thought it would be a joke to catch someone trying to go to the toilet.
You don't know that?!
Of course I know!
I usually know!
I'm not stupid!
If you go to the toilet, you won't do anything!
By the way...
Even if you poop...
When you finish pooping...
And you flush it out...
No, I'm sorry. Let me say it one more time.
If you come out of the toilet and don't do anything, it's fine.
If you just say "Muahaha!" it's fine.
You didn't do anything!
You just say "Muahaha!"
You've really noticed a good point.
For example...
A dog...
When you say "Muahaha!", it runs away.
What happens if you leave it alone?
I see.
People don't try to know what's inside of it.
That's true.
Right?
Yes.
So if you say "Muahaha!", you won't get caught?
I've noticed that "Muahaha!" all the time.
Oh, I see.
Then say it!
I say "Muahaha!"
And you flush it out, right?
Yes.
And you leave it alone like this...
Muahaha!
Like that!
I don't know.
Again! Again! I don't know! I don't know!
Like that!
Why?
I don't know.
Matsumoto-san said that every time Hamada-san beats him up, points are accumulating.
It seems like you'll get something amazing soon.
Please tell me what you'll get.
Bokerage, right?
What is Bokerage?
Bokerage is accumulating.
That's why I went to Indonesia the other day.
That's stupid of you.
That's true. I went to Indonesia, and I accumulated Bokerage in Indonesia.
Then I go home. I can travel for free.
You accumulate it?
He also accumulates Bokemagunan in Indonesia.
Stop it.
Oh, it's Iceland.
Which one will you give me?
I'll tell you.
I'll work hard and accumulate Bokemagunan, and I'll come back.
That's what I do.
I don't need money for transportation.
You accumulate it now?
Yes, I do. What can I sell you?
I see.
That's why I bought a car stereo.
You bought a car stereo?
I didn't have one, so I bought a car stereo.
I see.
What do you mean "old"?
You sound like an old Bokemagunan.
The restored one is old, but the Bokemagunan is new.
It's a new Bokemagunan, you idiot!
Your nose is sticking out.
No, it's not.
It's slime.
Since human beings were born, many people have died.
What happened to those who died?
To be honest...
It depends on the race.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Go ahead.
Japanese people...
become rice.
Indians...
become curry rice.
Chinese people...
become sleeves.
You Chinese people...
You haven't changed since elementary school.
But you still have long sleeves.
You still do this.
You still...
You still do this.
But Indians still have sleeves.
Yes, yes.
Still.
If you think about it like that...
Chinese people are like this.
I see.
But it's a good story, isn't it?
What can we do?
Americans become popcorn.
What kind of grilling is "rare", "medium", "well done" and "meat grilling", "mandum" ?
Please tell me.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I didn't know that.
"Mandum", "mandum"
This way of grilling is a little expensive.
What? Really?
Why?
Is it that special?
Yes, it is.
It's rare, though.
I see.
I've never heard of it, either.
I'd like you to grill "mandum" today.
If you say "Oh, I see", I'll call you several times.
I've never heard of it, either.
"Chakushin Henreki"?
"Rireki" ?
I've never heard of it, either.
I'd like you to say "Oh, I see", I'll call you several times.
I'd like you to grill "mandum" today.
What kind of grilling is it?
It's special.
I see.
Basically, it's "well done".
I see.
And there are people who look at "well done" with bitter eyes.
Damn it!
What's wrong with him?
They grill "well done".
What did you do?!
You ate it deliciously!
You don't need salt and pepper, do you?!
Wait a minute! You're not responding to me at all!
Well, that's that.
Well, we've been doing this for a while now, but...
Today is your birthday, right?
Who said that?!