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YAMASAKI VS MORIMAN
Men and Women's Serious Match! YAMASAKI VS MORIMAN!
YAMASAKI faces off against MORIMAN, who boasts overwhelming power!
What a tragedy that happened in a battlefield!
This is his last chance!
YAMASAKI wants a battlefield!
What strategy will he use against MORIMAN?
This match...
I don't have a strategy.
I'm right here.
His fighting style is all about his heart!
Then show me!
YAMASAKI'S SOUL!
It's been a year and eight months since the tragedy at the amusement park.
Today, I'd like to take you to the other side of the period.
I'd like to take you to the other side of the period.
YAMASAKI'S SOUL!
IT'S TIME!
So, that's what it is.
It's been a year and eight months.
That's right. It's been 20 months.
Is there a secret in YAMASAKI?
I want to believe in his secretive power.
Really?
Last week, my wife told me that I would cheat on my wife when I was 50.
This frustration.
What's that?
She said that I would cheat on my wife when I was 50.
This frustration.
That's funny.
So, let's bring out our star of the day!
Yes!
YAMASAKI HOSEI-san, please!
Oh, he's here.
His face is different.
It's different.
It's the usual YAMA-chan, right?
Yes.
YAMA-chan, I'm sorry, but is what OMAZO-san said earlier true?
It's true!
He must have been depressed.
What are you saying?!
That kind of anger is part of his everyday life.
I'm going to beat you up today!
YAMA-chan is born! He's full of charisma!
What?
He's full of charisma.
Oh, I see.
He's in the opponent's dressing room.
KOKORIKO is in there.
Let's call him out.
KOKORIKO!
Yes!
Hello.
Yes.
This is MORIMAN's hidden charisma.
I'm a champion.
Let's go inside.
I'm nervous.
Excuse me.
Let's go inside.
This is definitely MORIOKA and TANEIMAMA.
TANEIMAMA!
This is huge!
No, no, no, no!
Um...
Is it fun?
Thank you very much, MORIOKA.
Thank you very much.
It's been a year and eight months since we last faced YAMA-dachi.
Did you gain some weight?
Yes, I did.
How much did you weigh a year and eight months ago?
Thirteen kilos!
By the way, how much do you weigh now?
Eighty-five kilos!
Wow!
Excuse me.
Eighty-five?!
Yes.
And TANEIMAMA!
TANEIMAMA!
TANEIMAMA...
Wow, what are you doing?!
He's gotten beautiful again!
Thank you for waiting for such a long time.
From now on, we will have a serious match between men and women.
Yamazaki vs. Moriman.
We will have a super final revenge match of souls!
First of all, the commissioner of this tournament, Downtown's entrance!
Yamazaki!
Thank you!
Now, everyone!
Today, from Korakuen...
It's hot!
We have returned to Ariake!
Yes, yes, yes!
There are now 1,200 participants!
Right?
It's crazy!
It's amazing!
What is this? It's disgusting!
Everyone, please pay attention to this!
Yamazaki vs. Moriman's entrance!
He's always getting them, really getting them.
It's huge! Is Yamazaki okay?
Next up is the challenger, Yamagaki Kosei!
My liver.. liver.. liver is bleeding..
My liver.. my liver is bleeding..
It's terrible! It's horrible!
Terrible!
It's terribly painful!
It was terribly painful!
Say something! Say something!
Hey! Hey!
Everyone! I'm going to kill you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This is...
Yesterday's...
Yesterday's... Kusikumo's birthday!
Birthday... Yesterday's Kusikumo's birthday!
I don't care about you, but...
Even if you don't want to fight...
Don't spread the news of our disbandment!
Kusikumo will be disbanded!
I have a family, you know.
It's Ato-chan!
You say you have a family...
Didn't you say you have a family...
Before the Osaka regular show?
Didn't you say it after it ended?
Why don't you know?
Why...
Don't you know about the family sandwich?!
I don't care about that!
Today...
This...
FIFA...
De...
San...
You!
Go back to your place!
You're going to die in this match!
You're going to...
Wait, wait!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
No, no, no!
No, you can't do it yet!
You're strong...
You're weak...
It's okay, it's okay!
You're weak, you're weak!
Don't say you're strong!
And now...
Before the match...
The challenger...
Yamazaki Kosei...
Will receive a bouquet of flowers...
From Junmisu Ariake.
Don't look at me like that!
Scary...
So...
Yes! Yes!
Next, we will perform "Endo Sanctum" performed by Kokoriko Endo Shouzou.
Everyone, please pay attention to the top and bottom of the instruments.
It is "Endo Sanctum"!
Yes!
Endo Sanctum
Do you know the rhythm of Sampa?
Let's do our best today!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Now, I will introduce the players.
The red corner, 210 lbs, Hokkaido Tsubushiya Dozanko Queen, Champion Morima!
The red corner, 130 lbs, laughter index 0.01, born in Nishinomiya, Ponko player, Kousei Yamazaki!
Let's start the match!
Here is the match!
Now, the match is 18 items!
- Mr. Matsumoto, what should we do? - That's right!
- It's 4 corners, but... - Yes!
- Suspender-pull-off match! - Good luck!
The first match is suspender-pull-off match!
Suspender-pull-off match!
Ready!
What's up? What's up?
I don't have a hat! A hat!
Oh, is it that important?
Hat! Hat! Hat!
Hurry up!
Ready!
Go!
Hat! Hat! Hat!
Oh, my!
Suspender-pull-off match!
Oh, my!
This power is already...
Suspender-pull-off match!
Go for it, Rio!
Hat!
Oh, my!
Hat!
Pull!
Well, I can't even climb up Mr. Zaku's face.
This is also a point of racing.
What's up?
Mr. Yamaguchi's face is not the face of a match.
Pull!
Mr. Zaku!
Pull!
End!
For a moment, there was also a little good place.
Mr. Yamaguchi, stand up immediately!
Oh, you're swollen under your face.
That's right, my face is swollen under my face.
What's up? Did you hit there?
I hit the iron!
Suspender's iron hit me!
Hey!
I'm sorry, but you can't beat me!
Fast!
The power is completely different!
I can't do anything today!
It's serious!
Don't cry!
I...
Well, now it's time for "Face Swollen Machine Competition"!
Yes!
Face Swollen Machine Competition
Alright, let's go!
"Face Swollen Machine Competition"!
Ready!
Well, this is to keep Yamauchi-san's distance.
Yes, yes.
I think he's thinking about it very seriously this time.
You can't win just by doing that.
That's right.
He's attacking himself now!
Ah!
He caught it!
Yamauchi-san, you have to fight!
That's dangerous! If it's like this, I'll lose everything!
This is going to be difficult!
He's smiling again!
Don't let me go!
Hurry up!
It's tangled up! It's tangled up!
I don't know if it's the taste of Kanagawa or Moriman Yori.
Yamaki, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Yamaki?
OK, go ahead!
OK, OK, OK!
It's still hot!
Don't touch me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Is the iron hitting you?
It's tangled up! It's tangled up!
I'll let you go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'll let you go, Yamaki!
OK, OK, OK!
Yamaki! Yamaki!
Buy it! Buy it a lot!
Buy it!
Wake him up.
Gogori, wake him up.
Just once.
You can't be so naive. Wake him up.
Just once.
Wake him up.
What's wrong?
He said "just once" and "change it up".
I want to say a lot of things.
Mentally...
I'm sorry.
Why?
Mentally...
I'm scared.
He said so.
Mentally scared.
Look, look.
He's full of charisma.
Let's go.
Well, in terms of physical strength...
Yes, yes.
I think it's a little too biased.
Ah, I see, I see.
With this hot steam towel, even if you don't have physical strength...
It's okay.
There's a good chance you can win.
Ah, that's good.
Then, let's go!
Hot steam towel battle!
Ready!
Go, go, go!
Watch out!
Hot!
Why are you so close?!
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!
Why are you so close?!
You!
Hot!
(original)
New! New!
(original)
The second one's better!
New!
Damnit!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Damnit!
Hit it!
Hit it! Hit it!
Get back! Get back!
Get back!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Attack!
I ran away a little.
Yamasaki ran away from the battlefield and realized the difference in strength between him and Moriman.
I can't do it.
Will the man Yamasaki be resurrected?
I have a little sad announcement.
It's still a little impossible.
It will take a little time.
That's right.
In the meantime, we have prepared this for you.
Let's have this man sing!
Yes, this feeling.
As it was when I was young.
Come and pick me up on a sunny day.
I'll be waiting for you in front of you.
Our love with you.
With both hands.
V-time!
As it was when I was young.
I always talk to you.
What kind of ending will I give you?
Wonderful love story.
Thank you very much!
I'll do my best to bring you back, so please take care of me!
Even with the balloons, it's not a break at all.
You prepared it, didn't you?
Even if you ask me like this.
It seems like it will take some more time.
One more break.
What will it take?
Again?
Let's leave it to him.
Yes.
And now, we will have one more revenge match!
From the blue corner, the challengers will enter!
In the blue corner!
From the south of the nation!
Dynamite singer!
He's here!
Dynamite songwriter!
It's Dynamite song!
Mr. Nakai, did you do it?
Mr. Nakai!
Why did you do it, Mr. Nakai?
I knew I would see Dynamite song here!
That means...
He is...
Who is he?
Next up is the red corner entering champion.
Gindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaere!
I love you, Escargot!
This is sleepy!
As a result,
Dynamite Shikoku vs. Escargot
gets 60 minutes and 1 point!
The winner is...
280 euros!
Spanish beef, Escargot!
The winner is...
130 euros!
Seto Inland Sea's rough waves gave birth to a superstar,
Dynamite Shikoku!
Thank you!
How many seconds did it end last time?
Last time, too...
58 seconds!
How did you lose?
With beef!
You were on "Sportsmanship", weren't you?
With beef, 58 seconds.
Game...
Fight!
Shikoku! Shikoku is good!
Fight! Fight!
Go! Go!
I want you to see this. This is about speed.
When you're fighting against a big opponent, you need speed.
Shikoku is in good shape.
Yes, it's good.
It's moving well.
What's wrong?
He's fast!
Because of Shikoku's injury, the fight will be stopped for now.
What's wrong?
I can't stand it anymore!
The winner is Escargot!
I can't stand it anymore!
This is what happened today, but we'll do it again next time and the day after that.
This is the last time, but I want you to be aware of my ideals.
Thank you very much.
You lost, but why are you drinking?
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
3, 2, 1, Fight!
You're really good!
You're really funny!
Can't you hit me first?
What's wrong with you?
Well, I thought Dynamite Shogun would do it a little more, but it can't be helped.
Yamada-san, how much can you recover?
Yes, yes.
I have a little sad news, but...
Well...
He's going to do it, so...
Let's see how it goes.
Well, well...
Let's do it.
It's something I've been thinking about.
Well, then...
It's the entrance of Yamasaki Law School!
Let's go!
Yamasaki! Yamasaki!
Everyone, we're going to change our minds a little this time.
I'd like to see this, but...
Yes! Full-body mixed martial arts competition!
Let's go!
Well, let's go!
Ready...
Fight!
The last one is...
In the middle of the ring...
What will happen to that machine?
The last one!
This is...
Strong! Strong! Strong!
The kick is heavy!
It hurts!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
You have words, but explain it properly. It hurts! It hurts!
That kick...
Hit my thigh...
It hurts!
And...
When I thought it hurt...
The part of my waist became hard!
The part of my waist...
What does that mean?
When you think it hurts...
It hurts!
I'm sorry!
Right after the break...
It's like dynamite!
Please forgive me!
That's a funny move!
He changed his mind!
What's that?
He's angry!
Let's go!
You kicked him first...
That was a good move.
I think he did it on his own.
OK! OK! OK!
OK! OK!
Use it!
OK!
Ouch!
What's wrong?
It hurts so much!
What's wrong?
That's a lot of power!
What's going on?
Ouch!
Oh, no!
That's a lot of power!
Ouch!
That's a lot of power!
It's a manga!
It's a world of manga!
Ah, it's easy to hold.
It's easy to hold.
Huh?
It looks like a gisaiji.
Let's go, next match!
Let's win! Let's win!
OK!
Alright, let's go!
Eight matches! Eight matches!
Let's go!
OK, next match!
OK!
Let's go, pan-kokki match!
Let's go!
Pan-kokki match!
Huh? Matsuo-san?
Yes?
What is that button?
What could it be? "Start"
It says "Start" here.
While we're cleaning up, why don't you press it?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
It might be a big deal.
Are you sure?
Why don't you press it?
I'll press it!
Yes!
Start!
What is that?
(laughter)
(panting)
I'm so sick of this!
(laughter)
Don't make me do this in front of thousands of people!
(laughter)
Don't make me do it!
(laughter)
(panting)
I'm sick of it!
(panting)
If you press that button, you'll get a "nice to meet you, just"
(laughter)
Okay, I get it
If you press that button, you'll get a "nice to meet you, just"
Anytime?
Anytime
Really?
Yes
Really?
Press it!
(crowd cheers)
(panting)
(crowd cheers)
But you didn't get involved this time.
No, I can do it anytime.
It's over.
I'd like to do it eight more times.
Yes!
While we're at it...
Yes!
Go ahead, Yamauchi-san.
Huh?
Umm... if you do Van Gogh, you lose the match.
If you don't overcome this...
Who's going to run away?
Should I do it?
If you don't overcome this, you won't be able to do this match.
Morima has already done it.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Okay, okay, ready.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay!
Okay, go!
Yamauchi-san!
Okay!
Pull that one!
Pull the string!
He's always looking up.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
I'm not fighting at all!
What's with you?!
Do it!
Do it properly!
Should we start over?
I can't do it.
You can't do it, Yamauchi-san!
You can't do it properly!
I think there's something wrong with the way you say it.
Maybe it's because of your brain.
Brain.
If you can't do it, don't reduce your number machine's number.
Why are you so unkind to Earth?!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay!
Ready!
Okay!
Alright! Alright! Let's do it!
Let's pull!
Pull and fight!
It's getting better than before.
Okay! Okay! Okay!
It's good. It's looking good.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's okay. I don't think it's wrong.
We're both...
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Chance! Chance! Chance! Chance! Chance!
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon!
More! More! More!
Is it all out?
Let's pull! Let's pull!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
It's all out, isn't it?
Okay!
Okay! Okay!
No!
Good afternoon.
It is, it is
Its was a lot of fun
Hey, are you okay?
No, this is...
It was a little good, wasn't it?
It was good, wasn't it?
You're okay, right?
- Okay! - You can do it, right?
Well then...
We'll have a pinta competition including azuki beans!
If you put the red beans in your mouth and you're puked, you lose.
I see.
In this case, you have to do it alternately.
Well, Hana-san, which one of you will do it?
Do you want to do rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors and decide.
I'll go first.
You'll go first.
I'll go first.
Of course you will.
I'll go first.
Of course you will.
I'll go first.
Let's do it.
Moriman will go first.
Rock-paper-scissors competition.
Ready.
Go for it!
OK!
OK! OK!
You're still in it!
You've finished it, haven't you?
You haven't finished yet, right?
No, not yet.
Haven't you finished it yet?
Not yet.
I'm in it.
OK!
Next up is Moriho!
Moriho!
OK! OK!
She's in it!
OK!
Moriho still hasn't finished it.
No.
Now, Moriho.
Amazing.
Mr. Yamanaki.
Let's go.
Do you prefer hot or sweet sauce?
Of course it's sweet sauce.
Of course it's hot.
Hot, hot, sweet sauce.
For example...
Yes.
He has honey and I have hot, hot, sweet sauce.
By doing so, do we benefit from it?
It benefits me a lot.
I don't think so.
Do you prefer hot or sweet sauce?
Of course it's hot.
Let's go! Hot, hot, sweet sauce!
This is really hot, you know.
This thick and hot thing is...
Well, depending on your body...
Yes, I even feel nauseous.
Mr. Yamazaki, are you ready?
Go!
Let's go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
But he ran away quickly.
Using the hot and slimy red bean paste,
he ran away smoothly.
Excuse me, everyone.
Yama-chan is now in the dressing room begging for money.
But, looking at me as a producer, I think I've earned some money.
Let him do it.
I'd like to do it again in the summer.
I'd like to end here.
I see.
Thank you very much!
I did my best again this time.
If you have anything to say, say it.
Next time, I'll make this place his grave!
Thank you very much!
Next time, when we talk about kids, let's all go out together.
Next week, for the first time in the talk market, "downtown" will appear in a pair! Look forward to it!