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In the first episode of "Kid's Jokes", Chigi Chigi's youthful first laugh, Hamada team versus Matsumoto team, let's have a showdown!
How was it?
What did you do?
This is how the teams are divided automatically.
Ouch!
Why?
We don't need you!
But you know, it's like this.
Yes, yes.
Well, well, it's like this, but it's full of points, so it's 19 points.
Now, this time, we will somehow experience it with points.
But in the end, the team with the highest points will be promoted!
That's right!
The program will give you a prize of 1 million yen!
It's 1 million yen, but it's not limited to money.
It depends on how you do it.
I see.
I see, I see.
Does that mean you have to make people laugh?
It's like this for me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You have to work hard.
You have to shine!
As comedians, you have to shine!
Yes, yes, yes!
Shine!
By the way, I was a little overwhelmed just now.
Overwhelmed?
That's bad!
But you know, brother, you should've slipped.
Judo is bad!
I'm going home!
Whoa!
Let's get started!
The first game is...
Draw and Fight!
First, each team will decide their order of battle.
Each team will draw a picture of their opponent and decide their victory or defeat.
As you can see, the order of battle is...
As you can see, Hamada and Kotohara, who don't have feelings for each other, have decided to battle against each other's partners!
Let's draw and fight! Ready... Start!
What's going on?
I'm going to do it!
It's hard to write!
It's not just about me!
Ah, this song!
I don't want you to stop!
I don't know!
It's a song about a 15-year-old girl's feelings!
I don't know any better than that!
I'm done too!
Me too!
Really? Then let's hurry up and do it!
I don't know any better than that!
Okay! We're done!
Okay!
Okay! We're done!
Let's look at the first group.
Yes, let's look at it!
It's Cupid! One, two...
I don't know! I don't know!
It's not me! It's not me!
It's just dead Okama...
Ah, it's me for the first round!
That's amazing!
80 points!
Okay! The end!
The second group is Yama-chan and Tanaka.
Yes!
Yes, let's say it. One, two...
It's not me! It's not me!
It's definitely not me!
It's so funny!
It's not me!
Apartment?
It's a video!
What should we do?
It's like a handshake.
Isn't it a video of someone you like?
Ah, it's definitely not me.
It's not me!
Then, who thinks Yama-chan is better?
I want to take it.
You got it, right?
Then, Tanaka!
Good!
You can be confident!
Well, Xiaozi and Hanako.
Yes!
Tengu! One, two...
You guys are terrible!
Terrible!
That's weird!
You have to separate them from each other!
What's this?
Come to Xiaozi!
It's not me!
It's definitely not me!
That's...
Can we see Miyasako's first?
Ok, Otochan and Miyasako's lion!
Seriously?
I didn't do it!
I got it!
Really?
Otochan's lion!
What is this?
Why does it feel so bad?
What is this?
I don't know what's wrong with my tail, but it's stuck to the ground.
2-2 right?
I'm sorry!
I'll drink it first.
Conan!
What?
Wasn't it Conan?
No?
It's like he's eating human food.
His eyes are bad.
Was it Conan?
It's okay. I know it's a dog.
I know it's a dog and I feel like it's wagging its tail.
At that point, it's a win.
I'll drink it.
Here you go.
How is it?
I can't believe it!
It's a satyr!
It's a round-necked satyr!
I'm sorry!
We can't defend ourselves!
It's a round-necked satyr!
Next, here is the second topic!
Pay attention, Hamada! What kind of mole will you draw this time?
Now, let's compete with pictures! Ready, start!
Ah, this is an embarrassing song, it will be played!
It's like you've come to a place you can't go back to
When you look back, it's always your own...
If you listen to it quietly, it will be even more embarrassing!
You've always believed in something precious
You've grown up without anyone's interference
Miyasako is facing the chaos head-on
Yes
It's amazing
It was good
I'm relieved that I didn't make a mistake
Hey, hey
The first match, Endo and Shinagawa won against Shinagawa's machine guns
Yamasaki and Tanaka's kamakiri match saw Yamasaki's army rise
Next up is Shouji and Hanako
Shouji's alien and Hanako's...
Hanako's alien
This is a win, right?
Have you seen it before?
What? What?
Capturing a prey
Prey? What is this prey?
A fly's...
Alien, fly, human, human, boy
Thank you very much!
Are you opening it now?
It's a big object, isn't it?
Then, let's look at Miyazawa's big object
It's this!
Wow!
Can we see it from the front as well?
Yes, let's compare it
Let's compare it
Wow!
It's good, it's good
We'll leave it to you
Please look at the second one
It's already there
Then, first of all, let's look at mine
It's a mole
Wow!
Both teams have decided their order.
Do you have something you have to do at the same time for each team?
Yes!
If you can't do it anymore and you want us to forgive you for doing it any longer...
Then both teams, please decide your order.
I wonder what will come out.
I don't know what will come out.
That's right!
One, two...
Miyasako!
Yes!
No!
Just one person...
Just all of them.
All of them.
Same as before.
How embarrassing!
You said something loud just now!
No, no...
She said something loud.
She said it loud!
We've been asked for it!
After this, after the consultation of each team...
The order will be decided like this!
First round.
Miyasako and Tanaka, this is it!
Jagajana Kitansha!
That's how it is?
You're getting excited.
Are you really going to be Kitansha?
Why?
Let's do it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
This is definitely an enemy!
I can't stand it! I can't stand it! I really can't stand it!
Your opponent is weak!
I really can't stand it!
You can do it!
I can't do this anymore, Taka!
As soon as I did it, it didn't work.
As soon as I did it, it didn't work!
Now, here is the first question!
Can you all face forward?
You're good at it!
Now, let's go!
Let's go as far as we can!
Now, let's go!
Go for it!
You bastard!
I'm wearing red!
I'm standing in a red place!
You bastard!
I'm counting on you, third round!
Shouji and me!
Here is the question!
What's wrong with you?!
You have to keep popping it!
What is that popping thing?!
I can't do it!
If my son sees me like this, he'll go crazy!
You can do it!
Let's go as far as we can!
Ready...
Go!
It's cold, it's an explosion!
Man, it was cold, wasn't it?
I can't watch this anymore, senpai!
Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn!
It's not "popcorn", it's "rotation"!
Make it smaller and "pop" it!
Here is the problem!
You have something of a "maid" too, don't you?
I do have something of a "maid".
That's why "maid" is hard to do just because you're a "maid".
Alright, here we go!
What are you looking at?
What are you doing?
To be honest, I don't know if we won or lost.
I think it's fine now.
This is the last match!
I think it's fine now.
I can't feel anything!
I'm not expecting anything from you!
Let's go as far as we can!
Ready...
Oh my god!
Why are you so excited, O-chan?
I'm totally fine!
Wait, wait!
Hey, don't hit me!
Don't push yourself!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Stop it!
In this "Let's do it!" both teams will challenge each other.
In addition, they will compete for their sense of humor.
Who will go first?
Shall we do rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, no, we'll do rock-paper-scissors.
Oh, rock-paper-scissors!
No, O-tan will go first.
Oh, is that so?
O-tan, who will you choose?
Oh, well...
Hey!
You know, our Endo...
Endo?
Endo, what are you doing?
Our Endo...
Yes?
He eats onions like apples.
This is impossible!
It's impossible!
No, Endo loves it!
He always does it!
It's impossible!
Can we do it now?
You can do it now.
Can we do it now?
Don't push yourself!
I know!
That's why you grew up.
Oh!
There were onions!
Can we do it now?
Yay!
Okay!
Let's eat!
Yeah!
OK! Ready, set, go!
Where did it go? Where did it go?
Where did it go?
I did it!
I came to look for a new onion.
What is it?
The third one. I'm looking for the third one.
What is it?
Manager!
Yeah!
It's delicious!
No, it's delicious.
Oh!
No, our Shinagawa also eats onions a lot.
Why?
Because we eat it together.
You eat it together?
Wow!
It's coming out!
It's too much to cover like this!
Look at this!
Look!
Look at this!
The difference with that is here!
Yeah!
On the skin!
Isn't onion on the skin?
Look!
As expected!
Look!
Eat it!
Okay!
What?
Ah, another...
Curry! Curry! Curry!
He's good!
He was crying!
Okay!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Well, compared to our Yamanagi...
Of course!
Kosei-san, give us a massage, really!
Seriously...
Our Yamanagi...
Yes...
In this big night view...
I'd say, "Are you kidding?!"
What?!
What are you saying?!
You're kidding, right?!
No, I'm...
No, I'm really annoyed!
Annoyed?!
Annoyed! I want to continue!
Annoyed?!
I want to continue!
You're kidding, right?!
Well, well...
Then, show me what you've got!
It's a waste of time, but it can't be helped!
That's right!
Yamanagi, should I help you?!
Eh? No, definitely not!
Okay! Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Say "start" or something!
Okay! Then let's go!
Let's go! As usual...
As usual...
Okay, okay!
By the way, I'm behind you...
Go ahead and say it!
It hurts! It hurts!
Stop it!
Stop it with that face!
That was different now!
But what do you mean by "it hurts"?
What I mean by "it hurts" is...
It hurts a little.
You're so childish!
I'm totally fine!
It's cold even when you do it alone!
I'll leave it like this!
Please do it in one go!
Okay!
Just one go!
Okay!
It'll break a little!
Ready?!
Wow!
What are you doing?
Demonstration.
That's what I like.
Really?!
Demonstration.
What are you doing?
I can do it!
You can do it!
I don't know anymore.