On the recording day, the five men were told to dress formally.
Why are we formally dressed?
I was told to do so.
Oh, I see.
Yea, someone said "wear decently".
"Wear decently"?!
Someone from something like show business said that.
Something like show business?
At this time the five men received a message.
Suga-san can't come here.
It's no problem if Suga can't come.
No problem at all.
Go home.
Ah yes. No.
He said yes.
Be quiet!
Whats this?
A letter from Suga-san.
Dear Ma-chan, Hama-chan, Endo, Tanaka and other,
I'm sorry i can't work together with you today
To compensate this, I reserved a table at a French restaurant
so that you can relax "removing gas".
I hope you will enjoy it, and remove gas from yourself,
but only eating won't make the show.
You may not eat unless you remove gas, that is, fart.
If you fart, you will get the next course of dinner in order.
I hope you will enjoy good "gas removing"
without Ga-su.
You can fail only by writing a letter.
It's possible with a letter.
I've never had a French dinner.
Let's go!
This is it, right?
Hemachi do Paris?
Amazing name.
I've never heard of it.
I wonder what it means.
* "He" is Japanese for fart. "Hemachi do Paris" probably means "Fart Town of Paris".
The five men arrive at the restaurant "Hemachi do Paris".
If you fart, you get the next course.
There are five courses.
Five farts gets you dessert and you will win.
This is a fine restaurant.
That's like Suga-san.
Welcome to Hemachi do Paris.
On the table is your menu.
Let me explain.
Salad of salmon and seafood.
Light cream of mushroom soup.
Roast perch and scallops with bacon and a cream butter sauce.
Fried Japanese beef loin with a red wine mustard sauce.
Dessert is four kinds of cakes.
When you're ready to fart, raise your hand to let us know.
He said that in a vulgar way.
Let's start the game!
Downtown will be good at this. They fart all the time.
Well, we grew up in an industrial area.
We breathed in too much exhaust gas.
We need to make some sound?
Yamasaki fart coming!
Shh!
The first likely farter is Yamazaki!
Will he get his first course?
Failure!
Hamada-san, you do it 50-60 times a day.
That's impossible!
Matsumoto fart coming!
Next was Matsumoto.
And as expected...
Oh, beautiful!
Yes, sir!
It was a good fart.
I'm so happy!
The first course goes to Matsumoto.
It stinks!
It stinks!!
It stinks!!!
I really am happy!
I'm going to get to the last course!
After you eat you can fart again?
Thats right.
I have a question.
If I fart while eating, will you take this away from me?
Yes we will, and serve the next one.
While eating?
That's rough.
Impossible. I can't do this.
Cocorico!
You're doing poorly!
It's not coming at all.
I've never seen Cocorico fart.
They rarely do.
Generally speaking...
people don't fart as much as Hamada and I.
That's true.
We are best at this; the best in our company.
We just happened to work as a team.
It's a one-two finish.
* "He'nish" is a play on the Japanese word "he" meaning fart and the English word "finish".
A one-two He'nish
He corrected himself.
If you do "buu buu" can it be counted as two?
It can't.
It shouldn't be cut into pieces.
You don't need to be that petty since you are the last He'mperor.
The la... la.... last He'mperor?
He is the He'mpress.
I did it many times backstage.
You really did.
Matsumoto fart coming!
Yes, sir!
He's leaving us behind!
Aren't you embarrassed?
I'm happy!
Matsumoto got the soup.
He's leaving us behind.
That was good!
He's the only one to get the soup.
Soup course: Light cream of mushroom soup.
I see, if you filter the mushroom it tastes like this.
Ah, the mushroom fits well with the cream.
No, you won't be asked to appear in any cooking shows.
You guys should really try this.
What are you doing?
That's right.
I know it!
Maybe I should go to the bathroom.
It seems there is a lid...
Are you a turban shell?
A lid?
What do you mean by "lid"?
There is a lid... and behind it there is... gas.
How can this lid be removed if you go to the bathroom?
The "lid" is a piece of s**t.
I got it you idiot.
There's hard piece of s**t is in the way.
But that makes you fart!
But it would be bad if you removed it.
Ah!
Hamada fart coming!
It's the turn of the likely winner.
Beautiful.
Yes, sir!
I've started!
Hamada finally makes a start.
You could say that the stage is set for us.
When it's set, and you can't fart, then you are crap comedians.
You're right.
That's true.
Do you know how we have climbed to this position?
You mean this?
We always farted whenever we should.
May I play more aggressively?
Look.
He's pressing his butt against the chair.
You shouldn't do that!
Hey!
What are you guys doing?!
What are you doing?
This is okay, isn't it?
No way! No way!
Seriously?
Allow some exceptions for us.
We're doing something special with farting.
I will have to fart some more.
Work hard guys.
You can't end up only with this.
Hey, is this allowed?
Is this ok?
Is this allowed?
It's okay if you don't stimulate your butt directly.
Hamada's way is special.
It is special.
He's in the best position for farting.
He has a special passion for farting.
Shut up.
Excuse me.
Endo fart coming!
Yes, sir!
Yes! I did it!
He barely made a sound doing it.
You did it by force.
You're happy?
Very happy.
It moved me a bit.
Did you see Endo's face after?
It was shining.
That's true. It almost makes me cry.
Delicious.
I'm not sure if its coming.
Yamasaki fart coming!
Failure!
You should pay for so many of it.
How many times have you failed?
Man, it almost came!
If I was watching this on TV, I'd be angry with Yamazaki and Tanaka.
What's up with these guys?
I know that!
They don't read the winds.
If Tanaka does it, there will be more pressure.
I'm in the same position.
"If Tanaka does it, there will be more pressure." and...?
I'll... do it.
You'll do it?
Matsumoto fart coming!
Failure!
I almost s**t my pants.
That was risky!
So risky! My moralities... the education I have stopped that.
Seriously, I almost s**t my pants!
Oh, that may help.
This is best in fact.
And like this...
Ah, yes. Thanks for the help.
It's CPR.
It's Yatsuhaka Mura.
Yamasaki fart coming!
Yes, sir!
Please wait for me!
That was a narrow one.
It was quite high-pitched.
IT STINKS!
THAT STINKS! You s**t yourself, didn't you?
IT STINKS!
IT STINKS!!
IT STINKS!!!
It stinks, doesn't it?
After some failures, Yamazaki made one.
Tanaka gets nervous.
Matsumoto fart coming!
Aaah! I almost s**t myself again!
Failure!
That's so annoying, it almost came.
Yamasaki fart coming!
Yes, sir!
He's suddenly out performing us!
So fast!
Yamazaki did it successively, will he leave the others behind?
IT STINKS!
IT STINKS!!
Delicious isn't it?
Yes, very!
Another one is coming.
He said another is coming!
After I eat.
Yes, here!
Tanaka fart coming!
Yes, sir!
Beautiful!
I did it!
It was hard labour! Tanaka gets his first course.
We've all had salad, right?
That's right.
We've all seen it.
A fresh first fart is important.
That's right.
How long has it been?
(Staff) An hour and a half has passed.
I didn't expect Hamada to be doing so poorly.
No kidding!
Why would you say that?
It was expected that they'd only end up with a few farts, but we will see unbelievable events.
Ah, here!
Hamada fart coming!
Yes, sir!
Hamada gets his second course, the soup.
Can't that be counted as two?
"Mee mee!", it said.
"Mee mee!"
Yes! Thank you!
So the three of us are equal.
Yeah!
Thank you!
Oh, this is tasty!
Cocorico, do your best.
Cocorico?
Yes?
Do your best!
We will.
Hamada fart coming!
Cocorico?
Yes?
Do your best!
We will.
Hamada fart coming!
Yes, sir!
He did it!
Of the five Hamada is the first to receive the fish.
Our greatest feared thing...
The fish dish consists of perch and scallops with bacon and a cream butter sauce.
What is this?
You're not eating?
I want to eat it!
I want to eat it too!
This is delicious!
Maybe I'll get the next one now.
It's a he'llular phone wallet.
It would be great if everyone would be able to do this.
I'd like this jacket, "puuuu~"
Still more surprising events await us.
Hamada fart coming!
Yes, sir!
No Way!
Check it out!
He's outdoing us!
Amazing!
Really amazing!
That was amazing!
We can't match him.
Yeah.
Hamada has left the others far behind and receives his meat course.
You can still win!
Meat Course: Fried Japanese beef loin with a red wine mustard sauce.
He's great!
This is delicious!
Hamada fart coming!
What do I do?!
They'll take this away!
Ah! I'm holding it in!
I want that!
I WANT THAT FART FOR ME!
It's good that I was able to hold it in.
I was about to get dessert at the wrong time.
You need to finish that steak.
If one of you farts things will change.
I must do it now, from a TV point of view.
It'll be bad if I don't fart.
You should understand that.
Yeah, I know.
"Can he catch up?", they'll say.
Are they watching it like that?
Are viewers watching it saying, "Can he catch up?"
They'll totally be watching it like that.
Can I have dessert?
Can I eat it?
No!
Eh?
Seriously?
Hamada fart coming!
Yes, sir!
We can't win.
Nope.
For dessert there is chocolate mousse, apple tart, pear mousse, and shortcake.
You can choose between them.
That's annoying.
He only farted for it.
We're ordinary people.
We were no match for him.
We're just island people...
against this mainland guy.
We can't match him.
He was cool.
May I have dessert?
Smoking a cigarette...
"May I have dessert?"
It was cool!
I'm sorry sir. Forgive me sir!
It was a great dinner sir.