AISubs v3.4
(screaming)
Stop, stop!
One, two, three, four, five...
Eh?
One, two, three, four, five people!
What? Why?
Why?
What do you mean?
Why?
It's just five people.
No, I'm the judge.
If it's rain, it's five people.
If it's rain, it's four people.
If it's rain, it's six people.
Really?
What are you doing?
It's embarrassing.
What do you mean?
It's supposed to be five people.
Let's do it properly!
It's weird if it's not four of us.
It's weird.
Let's check it out.
Let's pick it up!
Pick it up!
Who are you?
Who?
Oh, you're Tano!
Who are you?!
Oh, you're Endo!
It's not weird at all.
Come here! Who are you?!
Oh, you're Yama!
Oh, you're Oda!
Good morning!
Oh...
It's weird. Who are you?
Oh, you're Oda!
Oh, you're Endo!
You're so scary!
I don't know why I'm doing this stupid thing.
Oh, you're Oda!
Oh, you're Endo!
I'm Endo.
I'm Taro.
I'm Endo.
I'm Taro.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Good morning.
Yeah.
Who are you?
I'm Shohei.
You made a mistake calling me that.
What are you doing, Shohei?
You made a mistake calling me that.
What's wrong?
No, it's just that...
What happened?
Shohei...
It's painful!
Give me your glasses.
- I was just passing by... - Mr. Shogun!
- Oh, Mr. Shogun! Good morning! - Good morning!
- What's up? - What are you doing?
What do you mean "what are you doing"? You're dirty.
I'm not dirty!
We're just fighting for 100,000 yen and doing regular stuff.
Are you having fun?
I was just passing by and you said you were having fun.
Were you in?
- No, I wasn't in. - No, you weren't in.
- No... - What?!
- That's not what you mean by "location". - It's not "regular".
- We don't use it often.
- We're doing it for 100,000 yen. - I don't want 100,000 or a bonus.
- I'm not doing it for a bonus. - Why not?
- I'm doing it for fun. - That's a little troubling.
- What should we do? - Please go home.
- Why not? - You're in my way.
- I'm not doing it this far. - That's up to you.
- What's up with you? You're my senior. - I'm not your senior.
- I'm not doing it for fun. - I have something to say.
- I'm sure you don't have anything to say. - I have something to say.
- Don't be blue. I'm moving with you.
- You shouldn't do it like this. - You look like you're having fun.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Explain it. - You're not funny.
- You're a senior.
- You're not funny. - You look like you're having fun.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You're not funny. - You're a senior.
- You look like you're having fun. - You're a senior.
- You're not funny. - You're a senior.
- You're not funny. - You know I don't like dirty races.
- I know.
- Get that out of my face! - I know, I know.
- Next time, don't stand out too much. - That's right!
- I'm sorry. - You're my senpai, you know! You're so dirty!
- I'll tell you later. - Okay.
- I'm counting on you. - I'm sorry.
- I'll go do my next job. - I'm sorry.
- He's so angry. He's so angry.
- I've never seen him like that. - I've never seen him like that.
- He has a kind image.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- What can I do for you?
- It was so close! - I know.
- I'm sorry, but let's do it again. - Okay.
- Let's do it until we get 100,000 yen. - Okay.
- Let's do it again. - Okay.
- Let's do it again! - Okay!
- Let's go! - Okay!
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
One more! One more!
One more!
One, two, three, four, five.
Five people.
Five regular people.
Four people started earlier.
Two people left.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Who is he?
Let's do it!
Come on!
Who is he?
Let's do it!
Who is he?
I'm looking forward to it!
Who is he?
Hello!
Who is he?
Hey, what's with you guys?!
Yes, yes, yes!
What are you doing here?
Good morning!
Let's do it!
Stop him!
What's up? Let's do it!
Let's do it!
What's up?
What do you mean?
We're on a show.
A show?
We're on a show.
We were doing it just now.
I love it.
Even if you don't come in, we'll be in trouble.
It's fun.
It's not a show, is it?
It's not a show.
We're not friends.
What's up with you?
What do you mean?
What's up with you?
I've seen it in Shinjuku Sanjo Den.
I'll do it!
I have something to say.
You do?
Get him out of there!
Let's do it.
I'm sorry, but I've got more experience than you.
Take him away!
Take me away!
I'll introduce you to a good kebab place.
What's up with you guys?
- Recently... - I mean...
- First time meeting? - First time meeting.
- All of you? - All of you?
- Where are you from? - I'm from Uwaishokon.
- I'm new here. - What?!
- Who are you? - I'm new here!
- Yeah. - Who are you?
- I don't know anyone! - No, no, no.
- No one knows you. - No one knows you.
- That's amazing. - Joe is here.
- Why are you all... - First meeting and you're doing tricks.
Let's do it.
- Oh, he's gone. - He's gone.
- What's wrong with you?! - Recently...
Is reality show like this? Can you just go like "fwaah"?
- No, that can never happen! - No, that can never happen!
- We don't go "fwaah" like that. - No, no, no, that can't happen.
- Because everyone is there. - No, no, no!
- We don't do anything like that! - That's impossible.
- There's no way they just eat and leave. - That's true.
- And we just go in like "fwaah". - We can't even find our way.
- And we're like "giara" and go out like "taramako". - Yeah.
- And one more thing to say. - Yes.
- Hamada, wake up! - I'll do it.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's long, isn't it?
You know what I mean, don't you?
No! No! No!
Ahhhh!
What?
See, there is mud in my eye.
Ahhh!
It's dirty!
Mud in my eye!
It's dirty!
Sleepy! Sleepy!
mud in my eye!
It's dirty!
Oh my!
It's definitely dirty!
It's dirty!
Sleepy!
Mud in my eye!
Sleepy!
Mud in my eye!
Sleepy!
It's dripping mud!
Sleepy!
It's already dry!
Sleepy!
I'm tired of it!
What is it?
1, 2, 3, 4...
There are 5 of you!
Who are you?
Come here!
Who is it?
You're not in a good mood.
Who is it?
What?
Who are you?
What?
Who is it?
It's Dave Spector!
What are you doing?
There is a patting center nearby.
Yes.
I saw you doing it.
I want to invest 100,000 yen in you.
No, no, no.
I'll be in trouble if you come in.
I wanted to do it last.
What?
I wanted to do it last.
Yes, you did.
I'll be in trouble if you come in.
Why not?
If you are a foreigner, you will be colorful, won't you?
You don't look like a foreigner.
You won't be colorful, will you?
It's cheaper than a GoPro.
Regular is fun.
That's right.
I want to participate in it.
It's not that easy.
Regular is fine, but you need to change your appearance on TV.
I see.
That's right.
Then I'll do it.
No, no, no.
What?
You can't do it.
I'll change my appearance.
I agree with you.
Suga-san!
Why can't you do it?
I'm doing it regularly, so I want to do it.
You're doing it regularly.
What?
You're doing it regularly, and you're not having fun with each other.
You should have done it earlier.
Do you want me to change my appearance or do you want me to leave?
I don't want you to change your appearance.
You don't like it, do you?
But you should leave!
Please don't come back in five or six years.
Five or six years is a long time.
What's with you?
We've been doing it for hours, but we can't do it any more than this.
We can't do it anymore.
Do you give up?
Do you want to do it again and decide the winner?
I give up.
Do you give up?
I give up.
Do you give up, Mr. Maddon?
I give up.
Do you give up?
Of course I do.
I give up.
We've prepared the prize.
But this time, we're all going to win.
Yes!
We'll never do this again.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
How does an old woman carry sand?
Well...
An old woman...
Yes.
An old woman carrying sand...
Yes.
Well, I don't have a body or a lid, but I'm sure there were good things in the past.
Yes, of course.
Right?
Yes.
For example, in the past, you could only eat natural food.
No, I mean fish.
Yes.
Now, you can eat Western food.
Yes.
It's become like that.
Yes, but it's normal now.
"Tatami" is a good song.
Yes.
It's just like "tatami".
If it wasn't for "tatami", it would be good.
I see.
It's like a "tatami" carpet.
Yes, yes, yes.
Those good things are disappearing.
Yes.
An old woman carrying sand is like that, too.
An old woman carrying sand now isn't "serious".
Huh?
In the past, it was "serious".
What do you mean?
In the past, people really carried sand.
I see.
An old woman carrying sand was "serious".
Yes.
An old woman carrying sand now is "serious".
- It's decided. - What?
- A lot of things are decided. - A lot of things are decided?
- Yes. - Now, you know, it's noisy, isn't it?
In the past, I used to shout at children, but now, when I do that, I shout and...
What are you doing, you! Carrying sand on your stomach!
I'm told like that, and the PTA is noisy, and if I'm sued, I don't have money...
- So what do you do now? - I lie.
- What? - I lie.
- What do you lie about? - I don't wear it.
- You don't wear it? - I don't.
- Then why don't you wear it? - Well...
I pretend I wear it, it's a hand.
A hand.
I wear sand, it's a hand.
I wear a kimono, it's a hand.
I don't care if I wear a kimono or not.
I don't care about that.
- You don't care about that? - Yes.
So you haven't improved it?
Nowadays, youkai are all lies.
- Really? - Yes, they're all lies.
- Then how did you wear it in the past? - I wore it for real.
- You wore the sand in the picture? - No, no...
The sand for drawing and...
If you say it like that, I...
If you say it like that, I'll get angry.
Can you hear me clearly?
I'll get angry.
There was sand for drawing and sand for showing.
- There was? - There was.
- I see. - Yes.
- Did you use them separately? - Yes.
- In the past? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I see, I see. - Nowadays, it's just like a sample.
So, you know, the sand is like this, right?
If you do it like this, it's hard.
- I see. - Yes, I just do it like this.
Nowadays.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
- In the past, the sand was smaller than now. - I see.
- Now, there's a lot of sand to eat. - I see.
That's right, compared to the past.
Because in this era, it was bigger than the one in Daobutsal.
- I guess you could say that. - It's an unpleasant era, isn't it?
- It is, isn't it? - Don't you think it's an unpleasant era?
Can I poke you in the eye?
How is it?
- No, no, don't poke me in the eye. - No, it's not like that.
- How is it?
- It's an unpleasant era, isn't it? - No, it's not like that!
Matsumoto-san asks Matsumoto-san, who has met the world's largest person before, "How humble should you behave in front of that person?" Also, "If there is rude behavior, what should you do?"
- The world's largest person! - Yes. - He's amazing. - Who is he? - He's in the Soviet Union. - He's in the Soviet Union? - Yes.
- Pescatore. - La Pescatore. - No, no, which one is it? Don't lie to me!
- Does "la" work or not? - "La" doesn't work. - It doesn't work.
- What does Matsumoto-san do? - He's a student.
- What are you? What kind of student are you? - When you say "large person", you mean an old man or someone who is older than you. - I see. - Even high school students are "large person". Because he is the world's largest person.
- What do you mean by "large person"? - Well, it's a philosophical question, but it's about what is "large person".
- But I thought it was strange that it was written here. - No, it's not.
- I thought it was strange. - Yes, why?
- What kind of behavior do you do when you are rude? - I see.
- You don't get angry. - I see. - Because you are "large person".
- No matter what you do or say? - Yes.
- I laugh. - You are "large person". - Yes, I am "large person".
- But! The larger you laugh, the angrier you are.
- So you are angry, right? - I'm getting used to it.
- Well... - "Ka-kan!" and you spill water, right? "Ha-ha-ha!"
- You think it's heavy, right? - After a while, we became friends and one time we smoked cigarettes.
- "Ha-ha-ha!" "Kama-hen! Kama-hen!" - And you went to Osaka.
- This is the most angry behavior. - But you didn't do anything?
- Well... I said "Kama-hen! Kama-hen!" and told them to stop.
- And when they stopped, I put a "gabyo" in my shoes.
- You are really a student!
- I knew you were angry!
- Mr. Mazumo couldn't be on TV because of the election.
What is the reason of the election?
First of all, the biggest reason is that I didn't run for office.
I couldn't do anything about it. I didn't even put up my election poster.
But I did run for office.
I had a huge dream.
But you don't know about it.
First of all, I had a feeling that I had run for office somewhere.
That day, on Sunday, when the election was released...
I did look around.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, so I didn't look around.
I didn't look around, but I did do some laundry and looked around.
There are a lot of people who look around like you.
But I still didn't run for office.
I came here by accident.
Why do you think that Japanese people don't know about it?
No, no, we don't know about it.
We didn't run for office.
But as Mr. Mazumo, why can't each of us know about it?
It's very strange for me.
No, of course we don't know about it.
Well, I did think about it.
I can really change it.
Akko and akko.
It doesn't matter.