AISubs v3.4
- Everyone! - Yes.
- I have a letter for you. - What does it say?
- It's from a mother of an elementary school student. - Yes.
- I'll read it for you. - Yes.
"To all of you in the downtown area, nice to meet you. I am a mother of a son in the second year of elementary school.
My son is playing baseball in the little league, but he had a fracture just before his first official match the other day. He is very depressed because his regular position has been taken away from him.
My son's name is Minoru Okada. Minoru is a big fan of "Gaki no Tsukai" and watches my videos every week.
I would like you all to encourage him. Thank you very much."
- It's from a mother of an elementary school student. - Yes.
- I'm touched! - Yes.
- He's a big fan of "Gaki no Tsukai", and when he heard about this, he got all fired up and decided to play baseball again. - I'm very touched!
- You've never lost to him. - No.
- The hospital is nearby, so let's go and see him. - Yes.
It's a hospital, so it's normal.
Oh, there she is.
Oh, there she is!
Hello.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Oh, mother, you gave me a scarf.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, it's Endo! It's Endo, isn't it?
That's right, it's Endo.
Endo.
I'd like you all to get a scarf and cheer up for a bit.
That's right.
Oh, she's a big fan of you, Endo.
Oh, is that so?!
That's why she always watches your videos.
Oh, I see.
Oh, here's a flower for you.
Oh, thank you, Endo.
Oh, look at this! It's so cute!
Oh, and we heard that you're playing baseball in the garden.
Oh, really?!
That's amazing!
Good luck!
She's trying so hard.
She's a professional baseball player.
Can I open it?
Oh, go ahead.
Go ahead and open it.
I wonder what it is, Minoru-kun.
I wonder what it is.
I can't wait!
Oh, it's a glove!
Thank you!
No, no, no.
I'm glad.
Oh, it's a decoration.
Endo!
Will you sign it for me?
Oh, of course!
Go ahead and sign it.
Can I?
Bye!
Not at all.
I'm sorry.
But you're a fan.
Yes, I am.
I have a favor to ask you.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's everyone's treasure.
This is from a long time ago.
How did you get it?
Was it on TV?
No, I bought it.
Is it still on sale?
Yes, it's on sale in Urahara.
My husband eats it every year.
That's right.
Thank you.
Endo...
Here you go.
Endo's autograph!
My Endo's autograph!
It's Endo, isn't it?
No, it's fine.
I'm so happy.
I hope you'll get well soon.
You came all the way here.
That's right.
Can I ask you something?
I love Endo's smile.
Is that so?
It's enough for me to have you come here.
Can you give Endo a smile and encourage him?
No, I don't mind at all.
Please.
Please!
What do you think?
I'm glad you came.
Can you do it in your usual clothes?
Yes, my usual clothes are good.
Do you want to see it?
Yes!
Then...
I have this, too.
I don't know if you like it yet, but if you like it, please use it.
I'm actually wearing it now.
Please.
I've got no choice.
I'm glad you like it.
Well, let's get ready.
Sorry, Endo.
No problem.
Endo is a big fan of you.
I'm glad you like it.
Yes.
Endo likes you.
It's rare.
I'm glad you like it. It's a good day.
Endo, you're here.
Oh, you're here.
I'm always here.
We'll meet you around here.
It's over.
Well, Minoru, I hope you get well soon.
I hope you get well soon and play baseball again.
Thank you.
See you later.
Minoru, I hope you get well soon!
Hohohoi! Hohohoi! Hohohoi! Hohoi!
Ding-ding!
Minoru is smiling!
Wow! That's great!
Thank you.
Thank you for asking.
It's about time for us to say goodbye.
Good luck.
I'm sorry.
I wrote you a letter, but she's been depressed ever since she broke down.
That's why she can't sleep.
You did a impersonation of Takeshi in Endo's Hollywood audition, right?
If we show you that on video, it'll help you sleep better.
It'll help me sleep better?
Yes.
Since we have Endo here with us today,
could you do an impersonation of Takeshi in front of Minoru?
Mom, you're a little late.
Even the doctor said that if you don't sleep well, you'll get better later.
Please do it.
I'll try to record this later, but...
Got it!
Please do it!
I'm glad you're doing it, Minoru!
Yay!
I can sleep better now!
You can sleep better!
What should we do about Endo and Takeshi?
It's okay.
You'll be able to sleep soon, right?
That's right.
Thank you for always supporting me.
Well...
Go to sleep.
You have to go to sleep.
Please do it.
Dakun!
What?
Let's do it.
I told you to turn the car.
Why don't you turn it?
Are you sewing again?
Let's win!
Don't be shy.
I'm sick of it.
Turn the car.
Which one is the car?
What are you doing?
I told you to turn the car.
Which one is the car?
Why don't you turn it?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
I told you to turn the car.
Turn the car.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
I won't wait for you.
Turn the car around, you bastard!
Why are you doing it like that?
Turn it around!
I'm telling you to turn it around, you bastard!
You think I'm an idiot? Hurry up and put your pants on, you bastard!
Stand up and turn the car around, you bastard!
Turn it around!
What are you staring at me like that for?
What are you looking at me like that?
Are you trying to scare me?
Are you still there? Turn it around!
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Hurry up!
Stop it.
Taka!
Taka, come down.
Where are you? Come down.
Taka, come down.
Turn the car.
Turn it up.
Don't stand up.
What was that?
What kind of attitude is yours?
You, too!
What?
Why did you go there?
What was that?
What's wrong with you?
Get out of there!
Go, Rakkyo.
What are you doing, Rakkyo?
Bakkyo! Bakkyo, you bastard! What is it, you bastard?!
What is it, Duncan, you bastard?!
You bastard, what's wrong with you?!
What is it with you?! Mori! Mori!
Come here, Mori!
It's all your fault, you bastard!
Why are you telling me to turn the car, you bastard?!
Why don't you turn it, you bastard?!
Hey! Duncan, you bastard!
Hey! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Duncan, you bastard?!
What's wrong with you?!
I'll kill you, you bastard!
Duncan!
Stop it!
Bastard!
Someone turn the car, you bastard!
Why am I sitting like this?!
I'm telling you to turn the car, you bastard!
Duncan! Duncan, don't sit there like that, you bastard!
Duncan, I'm asking you, turn the car, you bastard!
I'm telling you to turn the car, you bastard!
Why am I sitting like this, you bastard?!
Why, you bastard?!
Huh?!
What's wrong with you?!
Duncan, hurry up and turn it, you bastard!
I'm telling you to turn the car, you bastard!
You...
What's wrong with you?!
What?! Bastard!
Taka...
Taka!
Taka, come here! I'm telling you, you bastard!
Taka and Rusher, hurry up and turn the car, you bastard!
Hurry up and turn it, Taka and Rusher, you bastards!
Either of you, turn it, you bastard!
Why aren't you turning it?
What's wrong with you, you bastard?!
I came here by car, you bastard!
Duncan came here in my car, you bastard!
I didn't know you were stopping me, you bastard!
Turn it, you bastard!
What's wrong with you?!
Turn it, you bastard!
I said, turn it, you bastard!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Hurry up and turn it around!
Why are you grinning like that?!
You turn it around!
You have a car, don't you?!
Hurry up and turn it around!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Don't be so loud!
Hurry up and turn it around!
Why do you turn it around?!
What's wrong with you?!
Huh?!
What are you looking at?!
Why don't you look away?!
I won't look away now!
What's wrong with you?!
You bastard!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Wazumo-san, I heard that you used to be a member of an indie visual band called "Bloody Handsome Boy".
What kind of band were you in?
What?!
For example, if I asked you for your name, would you say "Oh, it's him!"
What? What?
If I asked you for your name, would you say "Oh, it's him!"
Yes, of course.
Oh, really?!
Yes, of course.
Well, since you two have different roles now, I might not want you to say it.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
You had a bad past, didn't you?
Yes, I had a bad past, but I might not say it.
I see.
Yes.
Then tell me about it.
Well, there was also a vocalist of L'arc-en-ciel.
You were doing it together, weren't you?!
Yes, we were.
Just say his name!
"Vocalist"?
You wouldn't know even if I said it, would you?
Why don't you just say his name?
No, I was calling you by your real name.
Oh, then I'll say my real name.
Sasada.
- So Sasada was the vocalist? - No, Sasada was the vocalist. I was the vocalist.
Because you were the most handsome boy.
You sounded like an egg.
That's gross.
- What was Sasada doing? - Sasada was playing the guitar.
- Bass. - Which one?!
Bass and guitar.
Rock and paper. Rock and paper, bass and guitar!
Rock and paper! Rock and paper!
Rock and paper, bass and guitar!
- So you were the vocalist? - Yes, I was the vocalist.
- Who else? - What?!
- I was just a handsome boy. - Who else was there?
Amamiya Ryo.
Full...
Full Anos...
No, no, no. He was playing an electric guitar.
- Oh, really? - He was playing a synthesizer.
- Which one? - An electric guitar and a synthesizer.
- I didn't say that!
- I didn't say that. - Amamiya Ryo...
You don't know? Then what do you want me to say?
Do you want me to lie and say what you know?
My memories...
...should be exchanged for what you know.
Tell me more.
Who was playing the guitar?
Amachi Shigeru.
Sotaro Uma.
He's an old man.
So, if you're a member of someone you don't know, you should know about my band!
You should change my memories!
That's what you're saying.
No, I'm sorry.
Vocal, bass, guitar...
Who was playing the drums?
Kato Goh.
Hayato Tani was playing the tambourine.
Right? You're always in front of men!
There's no way Kato Goh would be in front of you!
Matsumoto-san, up until now, you've made your debut about three times.
When and where did you make your debut?
In front of a ramen shop in a line...
Yes.
When my first performance ended.
Oh, you're done for today?
I'm done for today.
Oh, you're done for today?
I'm done for today.
That's when I made my first performance.
What did you do?
Did you say that to anyone?
To the ramen shop owner.
To the owner?
Yes, yes.
Oh, you're done for today! I'm sorry!
That's when I made my first performance.
Taaan!
What does "taaan" mean?
I don't know what "taaan" means.
Can you reenact it for me?
What did you do when you made your debut?
I made my debut with one blow!
It was terrifying!
Is that enough?
There's still two more.
Oh, you played it three times!
That's right! I didn't forget!
Then how about two more?
How many times?
If you say it like that,
I'll play it four times today!
No, no, no! I can't play it!
No, I can't play it!
"Kaishin no Ichigeki"...
Well, well, well!
You can't play "Kaishin no Ichigeki" to your partner!
But I can't see your "Kaishin no Ichigeki" picture in detail!
Well, well, well! Where did you play "Kaishin no Ichigeki" for the second time?
Ah, it's a little old story, but...
The first time was when I was in the second year of elementary school.
I played it for my lunch for work.
Why?!
You should play "Kaishin no Ichigeki" for your grandma!
Well, well, well!
I took the leftovers with me because it was a lunch party.
Ah, yes, yes!
I was told, "You left such a large budget!"
I see.
Well, I didn't leave it.
I happened to take what everyone in the class left behind.
At that time, "Kachin!" came and...
"Kaishin no Ichigeki" came out and...
I was like, "Huh?!"
What is this?!
"For now, I'll just play "Gas no Moto"...
It's dangerous!
Irinka is scary!
I didn't say "Irinka is scary", but...
Well, it was like that.
It was already released.
Where?
When I went to a violent bar.
I don't know. How old were you?
I was nineteen.
Hmm...
Yes.
And?
I drank two bottles of water.
Then...
I was told about five hundred thousand yen.
Oh!
Yes, I was paid five hundred thousand yen.
Ah, of course.
When I said it, a huge guy came.
A guy with an angry mark came.
And he told me to pay five hundred thousand yen.
Yes.
And...
I don't know...
From my wallet...
"Kaishin no Ichigeki"...
I paid it.
The "Kaishin no Ichigeki" I left behind earlier...
Kaishin no Ichigeki
Um...
Can we talk in order?
About what?
Can we talk in order?
Yes, of course.
It was really fun until halfway.
Why is it like this?
Why?
Why is it like this?
But...
I don't like "Hagaki-i".
What is "Kaishin no Ichigeki"?
I've been asking about it.
I can't see what "Kaishin no Ichigeki" is.
In the end...
It's just an old man and an old woman's reaction.
In the past, they would say "I took it out from the back" after they finished talking.
In the middle of it, everyone would say "Wow!"
I was eating it right in front of me.
I took it out of the back and everyone said "Wow!"
I see.
"Kaishin no Ichigeki" I drew and "Kaishin no Ichigeki" you drew...
Were a little different?
They were different.
Do you think I'm doing something?
It's a legal thing.
Yes, yes, yes.
What "Kaishin no Ichigeki" is...
I'm sorry, but...
It's like a rice cake...
With sesame seeds all over it.
What?!
Then I can't do it now!
Do it now!
What is it?
Kaishin no Ichigeki
Well, I already have it.
You don't have it, do you?
I do.
You can't do it now, do you?
I do, I do.
Tajima has it.
I didn't think you'd do "Kaishin no Ichigeki" on stage, so I always leave it with you.
Then you can do it now.
While we're talking about this, I don't think you can go buy sesame dumplings.
They're not sesame dumplings!
What's with that name?!
- It's a sensational attack! - A sensational attack!
A sensational attack!
There wasn't a Japanese confectionery store nearby!
- What do you mean?! - Oh, oh! There's Tajima here!
Tajima!
- A sensational attack! - I can't say it anymore!
Come on, say it!
Come on!
He's laughing!
You ate it again?!