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Good evening.
It's not good to say "wow" to a customer.
I see.
It's better to say "wow" when you're not in a good mood.
But you're not in a good mood today.
Mr. Hama, you're in a bad mood today.
Why?
You're laughing a lot.
No, I'm not.
Maybe you're sick or something like that.
No, I'm not.
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You know, I go to the bathroom sometimes.
You go to the bathroom every day.
You know, I go to the bathroom sometimes.
But I'm the only one who doesn't like it.
What?
Thank you for using it so beautifully.
Isn't it scary?
What do you mean?
It's threatening, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I know!
Mr. Usao, calm down!
I know.
Calm down, but what do you mean?
It's like...
But you're telling me to use it beautifully, right?
That's right, but I don't think you should say it like that.
Why?
It's scary.
It's better for you to say, "Let's clean it up when it's dirty."
Right?
I know!
But there are many people who say that because they don't know what to do with it.
But you don't know if you should use it or not!
You're telling me that, right?
No, I don't use it.
You're telling me that, right?
You're so stubborn!
No, you're stubborn!
Who came up with that idea?
No, but you don't know where it is.
There are many people who say, "Is it here?"
I think it's scary.
It's like I'm being threatened.
It's like when I was still studying for exams, I was threatened like that.
What?!
You know what I'm saying, right?!
You're making me mad!
I don't think it's good.
But I think it decreased a lot.
It decreased, right?
Yeah, I think so.
But you know what happened, right?
When I put up a sign saying "Thank you for your cooperation in arresting criminals," the number of criminals decreased a lot.
Oh, is that so?
Actually, there aren't that many criminals arrested.
What do you mean?
Did you buy Bordamon today?
Don't you know anything?
Why do you look like that?
I don't care.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't you want to go home right now?
I want to make some memories that I don't have time for right now.
What are you doing? You scared me!
I'm just going to go in for a second.
No, no, no! For a long time!
Well, there's a lot of people like that.
It's hard for me to talk!
So, even if you haven't been arrested or detained,
first of all, I'd like to say...
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's fun to say that, but...
I see.
I think you should stop thinking like that.
Why?
I feel like a bad era has come.
It's come. That's fine.
Speaking of a bad era...
What is it?
You're talking like a manzai artist!
What is it?
You know...
Yes.
The other day...
It doesn't matter at all, but...
I got hit in the head.
I see, I see.
I got hit in the head.
Of course you did!
It was like, "It's finally my turn!"
You know...
I'm glad it was a big accident, but...
It wasn't a "boom!"
It was a "thud!"
I see.
It was like...
I thought I was completely hit.
I got off the car like...
You know, you're not in your teens...
I'm gonna get hit!
It's not like that.
Even if you're in your teens...
You get off like this.
You know, you get hit.
An old man...
He's an old man.
He's a little older than my dad.
He's over 70 years old.
You know...
It doesn't matter at all, but...
He never apologizes!
I see.
It's fine!
Not many people are older than their dad...
And they're like...
Oof!
It's not like that!
Oh, sorry! Are you okay?
Did I hit you?!
You know...
Oh, yeah, you did hit me!
You're a little broken, right?
Um...
You know, my tail is broken...
It wasn't broken, okay?
When I say that...
Oh, you're right...
Why?
Why?!
"Listen carefully!" I thought.
"My ears are weird!" I thought.
"They should be clogged!" I thought.
No matter how many times I opened it,
I couldn't hear anything.
Well, if it's my car,
at this level,
it's fine.
I'll say it with enthusiasm.
But it's important for me.
I can't say "it's fine" but I can say "right?"
I see.
So it's like "oh, I see."
It's a series of "oh"s in my head.
How can you not know? How can you not know?
When I was heading to Kiyota Studios for work, I had some recordings and stuff.
I wonder if I'm allowed to say "oh"s.
Say what you want.
- There's something about NHK back in the day. - Yes, there is.
- "Oh, is it over there?" NHK people say. - Yes, yes.
No, it's not. It's a different place.
Hmm, I see.
- My house was right there. - I see.
"This is my house," they say.
Then can you give me your license?
I can't give you that.
Oh, I see. I see.
But I haven't apologized yet. I haven't!
Then can you go home and get me a copy?
- They say things like that. - I see.
Oh, well, well, well.
- "Well, then..." - "Did you really do it there?!"
- "Did you really do it there?!"
- "Who would say something like that?!" - "Who would say something like that?!"
I stopped the car next to it.
I was waiting like this.
Suddenly, I heard a loud bang!
- "Bang, bang, bang, bang!" - "I see."
That's surprisingly loud!
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
"I brought you a copy," I said.
When I picked up the book, I knew I shouldn't say it.
But when I picked up the copy...
I said, "I'm sorry!"
"Why?!" I thought!
If it was like this, I wanted to say "I'm sorry" in a world without "I'm sorry" until the end!
I'm sorry!
I said "I'm sorry" at the end...
You bastard...
I thought, "Ah..."
That's right...
It's painful, isn't it?!
Well, but...
It's painful, but...
Well, you know...
It was messy...
After that?
After that...
Speaking of messy...
When I handed my car over to a car dealer...
Like this, like this...
And when I came back today...
I got hit a little...
But you know...
I'm older than you...
So if you can...
Don't do anything for me, okay?
If it was messy like that...
It was messy after that...
That's not true!
That's definitely not true!
Hey, you bastard!
I don't know if you're trying to apologize...
Ah...
I see...
You know...
I don't know if you're trying to say hello...
But sometimes you don't...
Eh?
You know, in the morning...
I always say "good morning"...
But you...
You're ignoring me...
Hey, I...
You're ignoring me quite a lot...
Hey, hey, hey...
I...
What is this?!
You know...
I decided not to say hello when I grew up...
That's probably why...
You know...
Eh?
You know...
It's been a while since we did that again, right?
That's right!
The confrontation...
You know...
What's going on? It hasn't been decided yet, right?
Well, you know...
It's not regular, but...
There's a little kid...
"A little kid" you say?
Well, well... A "trash entertainer"...
A can, a bottle and...
Plastic is needed...
I'll call him...
Welcome! Please come in!
Thank you!
Even if you're doing a good job, it's hard for the audience to come
No, no, no! That's a great excuse!
We're here to see you do a good job
It doesn't matter
Last time... What was it again?
Bowling...
Bowling!
Yes
This kind of bowling...
Has it been that long?
It's been a year
Oh, I see, I see
Since then...
What should we do next?
What should we do next in this form?
I don't know about you, but...
Why don't you do it alone like Yamanagi once?
That's... That's a bit...
That's a down-town kid's approach
I want to do it alone! That's weird!
Since 1998...
The two of us... Matsumoto Kogoriko Hokawa...
You don't need any more, do you?
Kogoriko Hokawa!
You don't need any more, do you?
That's what all the news headlines say
Bowling! Bowling! Bowling!
Yes
Bowling! Bowling! Bowling!
Sanshou Sanpai
Then...
Tanaka, you know...
Since you have a child...
You want to have a family...
But you're lonely...
I'm like that
Oh, you're like that
Don't say you're lonely, you idiot!
I'm having fun!
So...
It's fine if you don't have a team...
It's fine, but...
What you do...
Earlier, I was just glancing around...
I was wondering about the jumping box...
You said it, didn't you?
I said I was confident...
Oh, you did?
I said I could jump over a cliff...
Oh, you mean this height?
I can jump over a cliff...
No, I mean you can jump over this height...
So you want to jump over this cliff?
I can jump over this cliff, but you can jump over any of the stage...
Ok, I'll try...
How do you want me to do?
You can just do like this...
Do you want me to do like this or like this?
That's not fair, do it like this
Eh, are you okay with that?
I'm okay, I'm okay!
Don't jump and fly like this!
You have to use your hands
Ah, like this?
Yes, like that!
It's okay!
I'm sorry, but...
I'll ask you again, but you're not laughing or anything like that, right?
No, no, I've never asked Yamagi for a laugh
What are you doing?
- Really, if you can do it like this, it'll be fun - It'll be fun
- This is amazing
- You should definitely get a pen - Well, I'll do it like this
- Yes, get it - Yes
- Go over there a little more - Which way?
- Over there - It's over there
- Why are you doing it like that? - Because it's only over there
- Why are you doing it like that? - No, there's a lot of things like this
- A little - What's wrong with you?
- Can I take it off for a second? - What?
- You did it a little easier earlier - Right?
- You should have made it lighter - It doesn't change much
- But this side is straight - Take it off
- Take it off? - Yes
- All of it - All of it?
- Yes - Really?
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Didn't you have a mic, chief? - Mic?
- Can you do it without a mic? - No, no
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Don't say such an important comment
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- What are you doing?
- Why didn't you put it on? - It's a little long
- It's not attached - It's not fast enough
- Before that, why didn't you take it off? - I want to do it like this
- It's different from what you did in the beginning - It's different
- It hasn't changed that much - It's mayonnaise
- Isn't it better to do it like this? - Which one is better?
- This one - Yama-chan, you have to be careful
- When you go over there - Yes, it's dangerous here
- You have to be careful - Yes
- You have to look over there - That's right
- Bye - Bye
- Are you okay? - It's impossible
- Saki-san - Anyway, Yama-chan!
She just wants to show herself!
Don't say it first!
It's Yama-chan!
Maybe she'll fly and go over there and show herself.
Where should I go?
If you go around the sign...
At the hamburger place...
This is the hamburger place.
I want to go to the monster's place.
It's like a joke.
I'm just looking at you.
It's scarier if you go back because you don't have legs.
Well, about 90% of the audience is bored with me.
I feel like this one is in the way more than this one, but is it okay?
- This one? - Yes.
- When it falls... - When it flies...
I see...
- This one? - I think that one is...
- It's hard to open... - No, I think it's the head.
What are you doing?
Kitty-chan!
What are you doing?
- Kitty-chan! - Yes!
Please show me the real one.
Can I say one thing?
I'm sorry.
Today's scene is amazing.
I knew it after you put on your underwear.
Since when?
I'm serious.
You surprised me.
What kind of lie is that?
Well, I wanted to say it.
I wanted to say it.
You put on your underwear and said it's amazing.
You're good at lying and you're going to catch me, right?
Yes.
I don't think so.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do? Write it down on a piece of paper.
This is bad.
What did you want to do?
Should we get off?
Um, who wants to talk?
But we still have a lot of things to decide on.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
Basically, we'll be doing it like this.
Maybe you'll come out and say, "What should we do?"
And if it's a "bang," you'll say "bang" and leave.
Why?!
What's the order?
Should we do it?
If we do it in order, next up is the order you lose.
It's like this, right?
Yeah.
You get stuck and you get stuck.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you go with the flow, right?
Yes.
Then, normally speaking, I'm alone this time, right?
That's right.
Right?!
Yes.
Well, it's fine. I don't feel like losing.
No, but last time you said that you wanted to go there with Kokori and the others.
You said you wanted to go there with these people's will.
Kokori and the others said that?
That's right.
It's hard to say, isn't it?
By the way, don't you want to join my team?
No, no, no! This is a strange development!
What's going on?
By the way, how about splitting up into "s" and "m"?
"s" and "m"?
If that happens...
It's completely like this.
Well, well...
I also...
This is different and half-hearted!
No, I'm "m" too.
I'm "m" too.
Why do you look like "m"?
I'm "m" too.
No, you look like "m" too!
Then... I'm "m" myself.
Tanaka, which one of you is "s" and which one of you is "m"?
I'm "s" and "m" myself.
"s" and "m" you say?
"s" and "m"?!
You're splitting up?!
"s" and "m"?!
Tanaka being "s" is funny!
I'm "s" and "m" myself.
I won't stop.
I can't go up one more floor!
Can we just do a quick test?
Oh, okay!
Just randomly.
Okay, let's do it.
"s" and "m"...
Okay!
Oh, there's something like this!
There's something like this!
No, this is...
No, no, there's nothing like this!
There's nothing like this!
Why, why?!
Huh?!
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, please split up.
No, no, no!
It's okay, it's okay!
Then Hamada and I will split up...
Yes.
...and you guys will say "goo" or "pa" for yourselves?
Oh, okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then we'll split up too.
Yes.
Let's do it ourselves.
Why would you split up?
Huh?
You said it.
You said you'd say "goo" or "pa" for yourselves.
Oh, no, that's not what I meant.
Then Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san...
We can decide individually, right?
No, I mean...
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know, do you?!
What are you talking about?!
I don't know anything!
Then let's all do an impersonation of a rabbit.
An impersonation of a rabbit?!
No!
I'll say "goo" or "pa" and you guys won't know!
You won't look at it, right?
That's right! That's right!
That's how it is!
Are you ready?
Yes!
"goo" or "pa"?
Yes!
One, two...
"goo"!
What?
Is that how it is?
Isn't that how it is?
Aren't you three unifying "goo" and "pa"?
Oh, you're unifying it?
Yes.
You don't know how to explain it?
We don't know!
Then let's do a chicken impersonation!
Whichever is fine.
Then we'll do it one more time.
One more?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes!
One, two...
"pa"!
Then it's me!
Unifying "goo" and "pa"!
Isn't that fine?
But before we do that, we want to go over here.
This kind of leader...
Teamwork...
Explaining...
We don't know how you're moving!
We don't know!
No, we don't know!
We don't know!
We don't know how you feel!
We don't know!
No, we don't know!
How can you not know?!
You know, right?!
You didn't know!
Try it!
How about it, Kouta?
You can't do it!
Does anyone still not want it?
Huh?
No, it's like this...
If you two really want it, we'll go, right?
As a team?
As a team.
Yes, yes.
If you say something like that...
I'll say something like "don dogo yamaguchi" or something like that...
I don't know why these members have become so regular.
Now that you mention it...
Let's decide again, okay?
Yes!
What will you do?
Let's decide first, okay?
Yes!
For now, we'll do what we have to do.
Yes!
Yes, please.
I really don't like that.
It's a punishment.
I don't like hotel-style.
Even so, I definitely don't like "onigoko" style.
I definitely don't like it!
But there's a rumor that you have to do it for 48 hours.
No, no, no...
Absolutely not!
I can't do it anymore!
How many years do you think it's been?!
I'm mature now.
You're old, so you shouldn't do it.
And you're still young!
You're still young, so your butt is still weak!
Your butt is like Ado-chan's.
Ado-chan's...
That's enough!