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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiara" is about Yamazaki Oosei, 36 years old, same age, talent, thousand people, last samurai!
It's Yama-chan, right?
Yes.
I feel like I've been taken away.
Hello, I'm Yamazaki Oosei.
I know you all know me.
Today, I'm going to beat up the same age entertainers as me!
What do you mean?
I'm 36 years old and I'm a rainbow's father!
I don't need scary people like you!
That's something you can say all you want.
Right?
To be honest, that's what it is.
How many people are there who are 36 years old and talented?
There are a lot of people like me.
Like me, Yamamoto of Rakuno.
Or Hoto-chan of Yamagami.
Today, I'm going to beat up this guy first.
Oh!
Are you the same age?
I'm from Higashino.
Higashino!
Higashino! Look at him!
He's from Higashino.
I'm older than him.
If I don't beat him up, I won't have a future.
Look at his cold eyes!
Yes, yes.
That's true.
I've thrown a dead turtle into a garbage can.
And I was like, "Bang!"
Can you believe it?
I must beat him up!
I see.
You're an enemy of society.
That's right.
I'm going to beat you up, but...
What do you think I'm best at?
Well...
You're not making fun of me, are you?
No, no.
Making fun of you is one thing, but...
Swords!
Swords?
Swordsmanship!
That's why you're dressed like this.
How about it?!
I'm calling that guy, Higashino Koji!
Oh, really?
It's him!
He's an idiot.
Hello!
It's been a while!
It's been a while on this show!
Have you ever been on it?
No, never.
I've only been on it once.
I don't remember it at all.
Not yet?
No, not yet.
I don't remember Higashino Koji at all.
He's here, he's here.
I'm here because you called me.
No, you didn't call me!
You're already in Harada-san's head!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's like I'm mixed with matcha.
It's been a while, you guys!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey, lower your elbow!
Just a little!
Hey, don't be like that!
It's nothing!
Even if you say it's nothing...
It's nothing to me!
How many years has it been?
Two years?
You look real.
He's really angry.
He's been like this for about two years.
Even if he's angry like that, he doesn't look like it.
First of all...
You're divorced, aren't you?!
Why did you get divorced?!
I wanted your family to be ideal.
Thank you for saying that.
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's do it.
It's over! It's over!
Hey, Mr. Zaki!
It's over!
A little more!
No!
I thought it would be better if you said something real.
If you ask me why I want to beat you up...
It's because you're hard to get involved with.
What?!
You know that now, don't you?!
You're really hard to get involved with!
You're harder to get involved with than me?!
That's why I want to beat you up!
Alright, so...
This is the best we can do for you now.
Oh, I thought you were going to say that.
Don't worry about it!
Don't worry about it.
This is the best we can do for you.
Is it okay now, Mr. Ahira?
No, it's fine!
The fight is about to begin.
Are you really going to do it?!
Of course I am!
You think I'm lying, don't you?!
Don't say anything cold!
He's really angry!
You're the one who's angry!
I'm really hard to get involved with!
What do you think I am?!
Yamazaki Hosei, 36 years old.
That hurts!
He doesn't have eyes!
It doesn't matter!
Ready?
Fight!
Begin!
He's going at it!
Mr. Yamazaki, you've done this before.
What?! Really?!
I didn't know you had such good eyes!
He's down!
But you're not done yet!
Slowly!
I don't know what to do!
The sword!
He's done it!
The sword!
He has to pick it up!
He's done it!
The last samurai!
What?!
Oh no!
The sword!
Mr. Yamazaki, the sword!
The sword!
What?!
The sword!
Mr. Yamazaki, you're done for!
You're done for!
What?!
Why do you have to do it with a sword?!
You're done for!
Huh?! Oh my!
Time's up!
The winner of this match is...
Koji Higashino!
I'm sorry.
This is the worst!
I hit one of the cameras.
I'd like you to do it one last time.
Just a little bit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for throwing Yama-chan's part, but I'll do it again.
I'd like you to hit Yama-chan's last pie again for technical trouble.
Just the last one?
That's not true!
I can't do it again.
I'll throw you the last part.
Are you serious?
That's not true!
I can't do it!
I'll throw you the last part.
I can't do it.
I'd like you to hit Yama-chan's last pie again for technical trouble.
That's not true!
I can't do it!
I'd like you to hit Yama-chan's last pie again for technical trouble.
That's not true!
I'd like you to hit Yama-chan's last pie again for technical trouble.
Why?
I can't do it.
I don't know why.
No, you haven't hit it yet.
No, I haven't hit it yet.
What?
I haven't hit it yet.
What do you mean you haven't hit it yet?
No, I have hit it.
But the tape is a little loose and it's stopped in the middle.
No, no, no.
How long have you been hitting it?
About the last five minutes.
No, no, about the last five minutes.
Yama-chan started hitting it and it stopped in the middle.
That's tough.
That's weird. Why didn't you hit it in the middle?
Isn't it because you stopped it in the middle?
What?
Yes.
You can't hit it in the middle. Is that what you're talking about?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
How many times have you done the same thing?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do? Can't you hit it in the middle?
Yes.
What are you going to do? You can't hit it in the middle. What are you going to do?
I know you're talking about the middle.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
You can't hit it in the middle. What are you talking about?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I don't know how many times I'm told.
I don't know.
I don't know how many times I'm told.
It's been a while since I've had a pin controller done like this.
You haven't done it alone, have you?
Senior.
Senior?
Yes.
I'm grateful for that.
Yes.
Then can you prepare a guest?
Yes. I'm sorry.
Yes.
Thank you.
Can you wait a minute?
I've been thinking about it for a while.
I don't know how many times I'm told.
I don't know who I'm telling this to.
Then I'll go back and do it again.
Do you have a costume ready?
Yes.
Thank you.
Can you wait a minute?
I haven't done it yet, but can you wait a minute?
I can't move.
I'm going to stay like this.
Let me explain again to viewers and craftsmen.
This project, which started with Yamazaki as the main character, is actually complete nonsense.
The confrontation with Yamazaki and bringing out the pie were all planned by Higashino to make Seniorle do it.
There was no tape stopping it.
"Seniorle" is about 16 years ago now.
It's about Higashino playing the muscle-mad character he used to play a lot when he debuted.
What's up?
West! You're not in a good mood!
Higashino decided to do it anyway.
Let's check what's in the old VTR.
It was like this.
Seniorle
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Today, Higashino...
decided to make a joke.
Well...
There's a bit of a joke boom in the world right now.
Anywhere you put it, there's a joke.
I think you should do your best in these middle ground.
You're like a laugh gold medalist.
There's a lot of things like that.
Higashino is the type of person who can do anything.
There's a lot of jokes in there right now.
I hope Higashino will make a joke.
I'm looking forward to it.
East!
It's a little funny.
The tension is a little...
It's different from that time.
Good evening!
I'm senior!
No way!
What's up, everyone?
Were you more excited?
You failed!
Cheer up, boy!
Today...
Hey, senior...
You have a lot of worries, don't you?
What?
Today, I'd like to solve them for you.
Will you go out with me for a while?
First of all, I have an advice for you.
I respect you, senior.
I hate music hours.
That's because...
girls always make fun of me.
How can I sing well like you, senior?
Please tell me.
Is it okay for me to eat poop?
It's a very difficult problem, isn't it?
Let me solve it.
You don't have to sing.
That's it.
Next...
I have an advice for you.
I'm a 14-year-old pig.
I'm made fun of as "pig" at school.
I'd like to have a body like yours and be popular with girls.
Please tell me how I can have such a body.
Pen name "Yomiuri Shimbun Saikou"
I got it!
Then, in order to have a body like yours,
I'll teach you a special "shape up" exercise.
Music, start!
It's tough, isn't it?
Raise your legs.
Next, bring a chair.
Raise your hands.
Spread your legs.
Lower your hands.
Lower your legs.
Raise your legs.
Lower your legs.
Music, stop!
Don't say today's rhythm!
It's fluffy.
Yoshiori.
I was watching you.
Yes, yes.
Your voice...
Yes, yes.
Your voice...
What's wrong with your voice?
Is it out of tune?
No, it's not out of tune.
Your voice doesn't come out.
It's pressure.
Pressure.
It's shock.
It's like a mental pressure.
Pressure.
I see.
I know.
It was a prank, right?
It's a success.
What do you think is a success?
Well...
Don't talk anymore!
No, it's not like that!
Don't talk anymore!
We did a prank on Higashino, but...
In a way, we were pranked the most by today's guests.
What is this?
You weren't like that!
You were more beautiful than me in the past!
Say it! Say it!
I was scared of you!
Don't shake me like that!
Well, Higashiyoku-kun, this is only the first song.
From now on, we'll put gold medals of laughter in various places.
We'll make you say it more and more.
Me?
I want you to do your best in your middle age.
Seriously.
Are you going to end it like this?
This song is like this.
It can't be helped if you say it like that.
Make me roll more!
It can't be helped!
This is wrong!
No, no! Stop it!
What's wrong?
If you two come in here and say good things, it'll cause a ruckus!
You can't do that!
No, no, no!
Don't do that!
That's not like you, Deluxe.
Deluxe?
Look at you.
You're so warm.
You can do it, right?
You look like you can do it.
You can do it, right?
Let's go home.
You can go home now.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for this time.
You're kind as I thought!
It's a lift, not a party!
I am Asian Papion!
I'm still Asian Papion!
I'm still...
Ahh! You come in first!
I am an Asian Papillon!
Hamada's Asian Papillon!
But I still like my mama.
There was something like that, wasn't there?
No, no, no.
When you're doing this kind of work, there are times when you can't stop someone from filming, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But there's also the opposite, right?
Being stopped.
Isn't there something you can't stop?
Sometimes you're doing a drama or something like that, right?
I see, I see.
Isn't there something like "please wait for me" or something like that?
No, I've never had a normal life.
Oh, is that so?
I've had quite a few.
Have you ever seen someone doing it over there?
Yes, like an AD or something like that.
Excuse me, please wait for me.
At that time, I was so angry that I even had a stomachache.
Why?
It has nothing to do with me.
No, no, you!
You're the one who stopped me!
No, no, it has nothing to do with me.
That kind of crappy drama has nothing to do with me.
No, but you know, recently...
Um...
I'm stupid!
I went to a police station and I was filming there.
And I'm at work, right?
And there's this crappy woman like "please wait for me" or something like that.
An AD.
An AD woman like "please wait for me."
And I'm in my second car.
And in the car in front of me, she says "excuse me, please wait for me."
I see, I see.
And after that, this star Matsumoto Matsumoto!
Star!
Yes!
That's right!
From my chest, a star just fell right here!
You know...
I'm sorry!
That star just fell right here!
You wanted to see it, didn't you?
You wanted to go see it, didn't you?
And you took out a scale, didn't you?
And you wanted to see it, didn't you?
And in front of you...
You finally got to see it, didn't you?
A star just flew...
No, that's...
That's not what this is about!
What are you talking about?
That's right!
The second woman didn't say anything to me!
She didn't explain anything!
She said "I'm sorry" to the first woman!
I see.
She's stupid, isn't she?
She said "I'm sorry" to me!
I saw it in my car!
It was like...
What are you talking about?
I'm your mother's son!
In Tokyo, I'm now...
Mr. Kaneda!
Come! Come!
Mr. Miyamoto!
Say it again!
I'm now...
Mr. Kaneda!
I'm blooming!
I'm not angry!
I'm angry!
It's not good!
You're doing it anyway!
I'm angry!
You're angry!
You're stupid!
What?
Say it!
Isn't it like that?
I'm not looking at you!
You're so mean!
We were waiting for you, weren't we?
We were!
We were waiting for you!
We were waiting for you in the car over there.
And you were standing there like a boy.
Like a first aid worker.
And you said...
No! No! Don't stop! Go! Go!
Let me go!
Isn't it like that?
I'm not looking at you!
You're so mean!
Go! Go!
You're so mean!
You're way too mean!
What do you think you're doing?
You're too mean!
You're too deceived!
I didn't do that!
It's your fault!
No, it wasn't me!
It's my fault!
That bastard turned out to be a liar anyway!
It's my fault!
I don't stare at anything.
I don't even stare at dogs.
I don't even stare at things like "oooh".
That's funny.
No, it's funny.
I don't even stare at it.
What do you say?
I don't say "oooh".
You're trying to make me look at you, aren't you?
I don't even stare at things like hamsters.
What?
Dogs.
I don't even stare at them.
I do stare at things like this in the corner of my house.
That's funny, too!
This is like...
Mom, it's me!
I'm Shun, right now!