AISubs v3.4
It's been a while...
That's right!
It's been a while...
It's been a while!
I think we have more than half of our customers back last week.
Yeah, well...
It's like...
It's "backed-up-face"!
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
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You know...
I can't stop getting mad at you.
What's up with you?
I can't stop getting mad at you!
No, just say it.
What's up with you?
I know you quit smoking, but...
You're still smoking?!
I'm still smoking!
Of course you are!
I'm still smoking!
You're smoking, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I mean, I don't want to smoke!
You don't have to be so stubborn.
Just jump in!
I'm not being stubborn!
So, Professor Heihei and he were talking about exercise.
They said nothing was wrong.
Even though it's true...
Oh yeah?
That's why!
You always tell others that you're good at eating.
No, no, it's a lie!
Really?
You know, when you go abroad for special booking for a fancy hospital.
You always say, "It was fun!"
That's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
I don't think anyone would say it like you.
It's really strong.
I want to put up with it.
Wow, that's good.
So you want to say it's good even if you don't smoke?
I want to say it has a lot of stamina.
I want to say it has nothing.
What are you saying?
It's a lie.
It's completely and utterly a lie.
So you get irritated?
I get irritated a lot.
Your parents must be irritated.
It makes me want to eat gum.
Your mouth feels lonely?
Yes.
When I came in today,
you know the one with a lot of lumps in it?
Yes, yes.
The one that looks like a drum stick.
Yes, yes.
I opened it while driving and...
Zaaa!
All of it! Not a single one left! "Zaaa!"
When I looked at it, only my hair was left!
You're the one who should say "Zaaa!"
But you said it properly!
No, no! It was right in the middle of it! "Zaaa!"
You're the one who should say "Zaaa!"
I'm really mad about it! Really mad about it!
You know, recently... I was surprised! I was surprised!
You know, Yuta has been working hard, right?
I think he's been earning a lot of money.
The other day, when I woke up in the morning...
Why are you laughing?
When I woke up in the morning and took a shower...
Even my hair was cold!
What's with this coldness?!
My heart was pounding!
You should have told me!
I went to ask for it, but...
Apparently...
The gas was being stopped!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
And, like, "How many months ago did you say you'd stop it?"
Something like that probably went in the post, right?
But you don't go see it every now and then, do you?
The post only comes out like twice a week or something, right?
And you don't know about it, so...
You know...
There's a motor in the kitchen, right?
And you turn it on like this...
When the gas comes out, it's like a flame marker...
Oh, I see, I see...
And when it doesn't come out, you get mad!
You go "bang!"
You know, like an old woman...
Like a young woman, like this...
Ah...
And it ends like...
Hmm...
Oh...
Like, all of the panels...
Ah...
No, no, no, no...
It's really cold, but...
And you turn it back on...
And you go "bang!" again, right?
And you go...
Ah...
And you do it one more time...
You don't notice it?
You don't think it's gas?
That's true...
And you do it one more time...
And you say "let me do it one more time..."
And you try to turn it on...
Ah...
And you get mad!
This is wrong, too!
And you go back to your superior...
Ah, I think we're out of gas...
The gas is out...
Are you guys middle schoolers?
Just give us some gas...
It's like biting a jab.
I did some research and...
I'll contact you again.
I'm in my room right now.
By the way, the gas station was here earlier.
But he took it away by mistake!
I see.
I was like "bang bang" and when the manager found out...
He paid for the gas bill...
Is that fine with you?!
Of course it is.
I'm sorry.
Of course it is.
It didn't start until you automatically pulled it off!
It didn't start! It didn't start!
If you think about it, in the parking lot...
In the parking lot where you've put it in and out so many times...
The side... "crunch crunch crunch crunch"
You did it yourself?
Just suck it already!
Just...
Just suck it already!
crunch crunch crunch crunch
Just suck it already!
I'm a little depressed!
I thought I wouldn't fix it.
Why?
I thought I wouldn't fix it.
Maybe you'll fix it again soon.
Maybe I'll fix it again soon.
Maybe!
If I leave it alone...
I wonder if it's fixed.
It can't be fixed!
Natural oil...
Yeah, if there's something like that, I'd be happy.
I don't know if that's the reason.
If everyone stopped smoking, I'd still be smoking.
I just don't like being with people.
But you were smoking a lot!
I was smoking, but I didn't smoke as much as you thought.
To your heart's content...
No, it's fine, it's fine.
It's just...
I don't like it.
What do you mean you don't like it?
Is it that bad?
You should just smoke!
I dodged it a little.
That's why you shouldn't say it.
Out of the "best 10 things you shouldn't watch in this world",
only 9th and 6th were forgotten.
Don't you remember?
Mr. Mazumoto, please tell us.
That's true.
It's a little hot in here, so let me get a tissue.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's really true.
Is one or two enough?
There's a lot more, but 15th and so on is fine?
Yeah, 15th is fine.
- That's all you want? - Yeah.
- Then I'm sorry, but... - Yes, yes.
What is it you shouldn't watch in this world?
Don't you just smoke!
Out of the "best 10 things you shouldn't watch in this world",
only 9th and 6th were forgotten.
- Yes, that's fine. - I'll tell you.
Forgotten?
Why did you forget?
- Right? - I don't know anymore.
Why don't you just remember?
I forgot.
Why did you forget?
Why does someone who forgot ask such a humiliating question?
- But, well... - It can't be helped.
- Yes, yes. - Please tell us.
What do you think it is? What kind of thing do you think it is?
- What do you think it is? - Um...
- That... What is it? - Yeah.
Like a parent's *****.
- That kind of... - That kind of...
- I don't watch it much. - A parent's *****?
I've seen a parent's ***** about four times.
- No, I haven't, but... - Oh, really?
- You've seen it as a testimony, haven't you? - I...
I've seen a parent's ***** about a green old man and an old woman.
Oh, this is...
What?! Get used to my body!
You guys don't get tired of it. I don't watch it!
You're tired of it, aren't you?
It's become such a trauma for me.
It's hot.
I watch it in the morning.
"Come in!" I say.
- Well, anyway... - Yeah.
- There's a lot of it. - Sixth?
- Ninth and sixth... - I don't like this kind of stuff very much.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- You should have said it earlier. - No, no, it's still here, so I think you'll like it.
- Thank you very much. - I'm sorry.
- This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who was entrusted with the world-famous mountains in a suit. - Yes.
- Please tell us five reasons for climbing in a suit.
- Isn't it hard to wear a suit and wear leather shoes and climb? - Yes, it was hard.
- "Why do you do it?" - Yes.
"Why do you do it?" I was asked by everyone.
But I told everyone at the time, "Why don't you do it?"
- That's why. That's why. - I think it was a famous line.
- But did you know it was hard to climb in a suit? - Huh?!
- Did you know it was hard to climb in a suit? - What are you talking about?
- Are you thinking about it now? - What is there to think about?!
- Act before you think! - Yes, that's right.
- You knew it was hard to climb in a suit, didn't you? - I knew it! That's why I'm doing it!
- Then please tell us five reasons for it. - I really like the way you say it lightly.
- What's with that relaxed feeling? - Hahaha!
- What's with that... - What?
- That... - That's enough!
- Please show us five reasons for climbing in a suit. - Yes, yes.
- You should wear a cuff button. - You should?!
- That's... that's not it...
- But why?! It doesn't matter if you wear a cuff button! - Why not?
- It's useful... - When you're wearing a tie and a bra and a bra and a bra and a tie, it's not funny, is it?!
- It's not funny, is it?! - You don't like it, do you?! You don't like it, do you?!
- You know, I'm telling you, you... - No, it's not about the bra and the cuff button!
- It's about wearing a tie and a bra and a tie!
I made a mistake!
You should wear a tie and a bra!
This is one of them.
Because it's going to be loose like this.
You shouldn't do this, right?
But you don't do it, right?
Do you know why you shouldn't do it?
If your tie is loose like this.
No.
It's scary.
Even roses are like that.
It's a world like that.
Your tie...
Which mountain are you climbing?
Can you go up such a mountain in a suit?
I thought it was a snowy mountain.
It's a snowy mountain!
Even roses freeze there!
Of course!
It's like Hakkoda, it's that kind of world!
If you don't wear a necktie there...
A necktie...
And wear a cheek padded jacket?
A cheek padded jacket...
A cheek padded jacket?
No, really, if you say something that scary like that...
I'll be terrified!
You'll be terrified!
I've been to so many places!
I've seen so many people!
I've been all the way up there and I'm only here!
I did it!
It's like I'm coming out of here!
Did you understand?
Yes, I understood.
So you should wear a necktie.
You should!
Yes, that's good.
Other than that...
What?
It's a snowy mountain!
Yes, of course!
And you should wear a cheek padded jacket!
Oh, you should wear a cheek padded jacket!
You should!
You should, but it's fine.
Yes.
It doesn't really mean anything.
Just wearing it like this.
What do you mean?
Just wearing it like this doesn't mean anything.
What's with you? Are you stupid?
Is that so?
What would you do if it was all snowy up here?
Here!
If it wasn't like this...
What would you do if it was all snowy up here?
No, no, you're wrong.
You should wear a cheek padded jacket.
You're wrong!
Snowy mountains aren't that easy!
It comes in like this!
It's colder than you think, but it comes in like this!
In that sense, I want to stop here.
I absolutely...
No, you shouldn't wear mountaineering clothes like that!
Why do you wear a suit like that?
Say it again.
What?
Say it again, say it again.
No, you shouldn't wear mountaineering clothes like that.
Yes, and why?
Why do you wear a suit like that?
Curse buttons?
There's a lot of them.
But you do need a stethoscope too.
No, I don't need a stethoscope.
Why not?
You absolutely need a stethoscope for surgery.
But you don't need it, you don't need it for climbing.
Well, you're an idiot.
When you're about to lose your mind...
It's an Oda from the Somme.
I think I'm already dead when I have to do that.
Why is that?
So we went there.
To a party.
Oh, for climbing.
Oh, you know it well.
No, you idiot, you know it well.
No, no, I know it.
When you say party with a suit, you only say Christmas party!
You idiot!
What does he think of himself?
When you say party with a suit, you only say Christmas party!
Is it Christmas?
A party with a suit...
This is a mountain, a snowy mountain!
You're an idiot!
It's Christmas.
Die!
I'm sorry, it's the season now.
Let's move on to Mejirei.
You should...
What do you use it for?
The light goes like "pyah!"
- Ah, right. - Like "fuwaaah!".
Right, right.
This is what I use in the movie "Paschal Ghouse".
Like...
And on the helicopter!
It goes like "papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa"
I can't see it!
Especially if the flight attendant is in it!
That's when I use this ink here and say "ahhh!"
"You!" like that.
What about the other one?
You're really cooling down, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
There's another one.
The company's flag.
Flag?!
At the end, they raise the company's flag on the roof.
On the top!
They raise the company's flag on the top.
Ah, I see.
They have to raise it.
I see.
Ah, I see.
Huh?
I feel like I'm seeing truth more than I thought.
What is it with you?!
You're noisy!
What do you mean by noisy?
Half of my show is noisy.
Of course it's noisy!
What happens to people when they sneak into a sea or mountain before a mountain or sea opens up?
Of course, they say "God of the mountains, God of the seas."
I see.
So...
It's not time for them to go in yet.
They say "God of the mountains, you can't go in yet," but they go in.
"God of the seas, you can't go in yet," but they go in.
Of course, that doesn't happen, does it?
So what happens in those cases?
Huh?
For example, you have a house somewhere in the city, right?
I do, but...
Let's say it's 250 million yen.
A house in the city?
You guys are stupid!
That's not possible!
Well, I do have a house.
It's about 20 meters wide...
Right?
What?!
It's about 20 meters wide, and you have a palace, right?
I do.
What would you do if you came into my palace?
Of course I'd be angry. But there's a difference between this and that, between a mountain god and a sea god.
A mountain god says you can't come in, but you don't hate the fact that I like mountains that much, do you?
This is getting complicated.
So?
A mountain god says you can't come in, but you don't hate the fact that I like mountains that much, do you?
What's going on here?
I like mountains.
So, if you came into my house, you'd be like, "Hey! Hey! You really can't come in here, so leave me alone!"
But a mountain god says you can't come in, but you like mountains that much, do you?
I know, I know.
So, if you came into my house, you'd be like, "Hey! Hey! You really can't come in, so leave me alone!"
But a mountain god says you can't come in, but you like mountains that much, do you?
I won!
So the sea is also a rock?
The sea is also a rock, but it's a little different.
It's different?
Yeah.
But since you stopped me, I'll say it again.
You're jealous!
It's a completely different interpretation.
Then say it!
What?
Can you tell me about the sea?
What?
If you say it like that...
Can I tell you?
The mountains are a little manly, but the sea is a little womanly.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Did you know?
No, I didn't.
The sea god is a man.
He's an old man.
But the mountain god is...
What are you doing?!
You're being too much.
Look, he's tearing it up!
I want to see it!
I don't care!
You just said the mountain god is a man.
You said it earlier, didn't you?
What are you talking about?
You were embarrassed earlier.
I wasn't!
Are you stupid?
You're right.
The mountain god is a man.
Yes, you're right.
And the sea god is a woman.
Yes, yes.
So you're saying it's a little different.
Then tell me about it.
If you go into the sea before it opens up...
Yes, yes.
Can you tell me what it's like?
Of course I can.
I'll tell you.
Yes, yes.
The mountain god...
Yes, please.
I'll tell you that.
Yes.
I'll tell you that.
The sea god is...
When people say, "You can't go in there."
He's like, "What? Really?"
Do you think it's okay for it to be that wet?
Who are you saying that to?
Crab.
Do you like crabs?
It's over now.
Do your best.
Why?
What do you mean, "Do your best"?
You're saying that to the crab, aren't you?
What do you mean, "Do your best"?
You're saying that to the crab, aren't you?
You like crabs, don't you?
Yes.
It's okay for it to be that wet, isn't it?
You say, "It's okay for it to be that wet, isn't it?"
But I've never said that to this crab before.
I like you.
But the crab somehow noticed it.
Wait a minute.
I don't care about that.
It's nothing like that.
It's like, "I can't see your back."
I understand.
Right?
I don't think anything of it.
So the crab knows that you like it.
It knows a little.
But crabs have crabs they like.
It can't be helped.
There are side crabs they like.
It doesn't matter what kind of crab it is.
There are side crabs.
Yes.
And...
Well, well...
Are you talking about side crabs?
They say things like that.
Well, God of the Sea doesn't know about that.
He doesn't know.
But it seems like they say it.
Yes.
And...
It's okay for it to be that wet, isn't it?
They say it like that.
They say it like that, right?
And...
The crab they like...
They say it like that, but...
If you say, "Oh..."
Oh...
Side crabs...
Are you...
Are you talking about something again?
I see.
But they don't show it like that.
That happened, too.
But I'm not saying it now.
I don't know about it.
If you're walking and someone comes in...
The crab...
Pashit!
It pinches you in the leg.
I see.
Pashit!
Stop it.
This is God of the Sea.
Stop it!
This is God of the Sea.
And...
Yes.
And God of the Mountain...
What are you doing?!
Answer me!
I can't watch this!
God of the Mountain...