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Buuuuut...
Help me!
I quit smoking.
No, you didn't.
You don't smoke anymore?
No, I don't smoke anymore.
Can you stop smoking?
I feel like I'm smoking.
You don't smoke anymore?
I don't know!
You don't smoke at all?
I don't smoke at all.
Thank you.
You're busy.
You're fast.
You don't trust me.
You don't trust me!
What's up?
Well...
Mr. Yamazaki...
asked me to bring you here.
Everyone's been calling you lately.
That's right.
It hasn't been that long.
Where are you going?
It's nearby.
I'm sorry. It's nearby.
Get him! Get him!
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This way, please.
Are you depressed?
Here it is.
Here's the first shot.
I'm not depressed.
Why are you so angry?
You're making me nervous.
Good morning.
What's up?
Hello, I'm Mr. Yamazaki.
What's up?
Sorry for calling you.
You're funny, Yamazaki.
What's funny about it?
You called me.
It's not funny at all.
You seem depressed.
I'm really depressed.
Why?
As an entertainer,
I'm worried about my future.
It's too late?
What do you mean?
Do you know Ernest Hoste's "Kitan"?
Yes, I know it.
I know it better than you do.
At that time, in the library...
What?
In the library?
I said "library" a lot.
I don't think it's possible.
In the library...
The host came.
We all played a penalty game at that time.
Yes, we did.
I didn't win a single game.
Me, too.
Mr. Hamada is lucky.
Mr. Hamada is from Sikilia.
He's lucky.
I'm lucky.
I didn't win a single game.
In a way, I didn't lose.
God doesn't come down from heaven.
I'm serious.
Only those who have experienced it can experience it.
But Yamasaki has been looking forward to it.
Last week, Silent Library hosted by Ernest Host drew a card and a punishment game was decided on who would hit the skull.
This project is really lucky.
As you can see, the number of skulls drawn was never drawn by Hamada and Yamasaki.
Please think about it here.
Yamasaki, whose reaction can be said to be life, will not be punished.
Does this mean the end of his entertainment life?
To be honest, I think the director who uses me now is incompetent.
Don't say that too much.
I'm not incompetent!
Don't say that about yourself.
I'm not incompetent!
You don't have to say that!
I'm not like that at all!
I haven't been like that at school for a long time.
Is that so?
That's right!
It's okay!
How many years have you been doing this?
Wait a minute!
Bring it here!
I'll show you now how much I've been cursed by God.
This is a sushi roll.
There are five of them.
There are a lot of wasabi in it.
This is the easiest one to understand.
It's one-fifth of it.
I'll show you now.
This one.
Seriously?
Well, well.
It's good.
Well, well.
Don't say that!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Me?
I'm not making fun of you.
Make fun of me!
You're making fun of me.
Make fun of me!
Mama!
This is a giant balloon.
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Make a post.
Ah, yes, yes.
And one of them will break.
But it won't break.
It's one-half.
Ah, one-half.
Ah, this is...
Ah, this is definitely the first one.
This one!
Yes, it's over there.
Yes.
Then, number one.
Yes.
It's a hat.
Why don't you take off your hat?
I don't know much about that kind of thing.
It's not delicate.
This has absolutely nothing to do with talent and staff.
Are you ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it.
Do your best.
Okay, come on!
It's leaking.
Huh?
Huh, huh, huh?
That's unbelievable.
- No, that was one-half of what happened. - One - half of it was the hose being blown out.
- That's what you did. - Yeah.
- But it was funny, right? - Yeah, it was.
- Let's take a look at the host. - Yeah, let's.
- The host looks like this. - Yeah.
- That's awful. - Yeah.
- This is terrible. - This is really terrible.
- This is really terrible.
It's dangerous!
- What's this? - This is...
- The world's best. - The world's best.
- There are darts, right? - Yes.
I'll say, "My family is like this!" and throw the darts.
And if God comes down, I'll go to a fun place, right?
- I see. - I see.
- This is good, right? - Let's do it.
- This is the best one so far. - Huh?
- Can you see it? - Can you see it?
- You're on top of it. - No, I'm not on top of it at all.
- You're not laughing or anything today, right? - No, I'm not laughing or anything today.
- I'm just... - You're just laughing!
- Okay, I'll try it. - Okay.
I, Shodo Endo, am from...
...this family!
- Where is it? - Here.
- Where is it? - Huh? - What's this? - It's a strawberry and a ham.
- Look, look! - What?
- If it's this island, it's Tonga Island. - It's Tonga Island!
- Tonga! - It's not funny at all! - It's not funny!
- Tonga Island is not funny! - Well, well, well...
- Well, it's a great place, but... - Well, it's not funny at all...
- It's not funny at all... - Are you riding it?
- I'm riding it, so it's Tonga Island! - Well...
- Tonga Island... - Tonga Island... - Well, you know...
- Well, go ahead and try it. - My family is...
- Where is it? - Here!
- Where is it?
- It has a strange name. - Yes, it does.
- It's the earth world. - Yes, it is.
- In a way, it is. - Yes, it is.
- Yamanaki! - Zaki-san!
- It's not Ryu-chan. - Yamanaki!
- Zaki-san! - Zaki-san!
- You cut it out! - It's funny! - It's okay, it's okay!
- It's outside of the frame. - I'm not going anywhere like this!
- Come!
- Huh? What's this? - What's this?
- It's something that changes voice. - Ah!
- One of them contains helium gas, right? - Yes.
- When you drink helium gas, your voice changes. - It becomes a strange voice.
- It becomes an interesting voice. - Yes, it is.
- I'm Yamasaki Hosei. Let me introduce myself. - Yes, please do.
- This way! - Yes!
- Left! - Left!
- Here I go! - Yes!
- Let's end this masterpiece. - Yes.
- Hello! - Hello!
- You might have expected it. - Yes, I did.
- And your entrance, too. - Come on!
- Come on!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- What is this? - There are like ten of them.
- This is a little... - What is this?
- There are ten of these T-shirts lined up. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It says a lot of interesting things. - I see.
- Do you want me to number them? - Yes.
- This one. - Number two. - Number two.
- Here I go. - Yes, please!
- I'm looking forward to it. I wonder what it says. - I wonder what it says.
- Here I go! - Look over there!
Look over there!
- What? - It's subtle.
- Japanese TV.
- I think it says a lot of interesting things.
- Try this one. - Yes.
- I think you can see how much I like it. - Yes.
- I don't like it that much. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I like it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's perfect for me. - Well...
- My life is fulfilling. - It's like you're interacting with a character.
- Yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Look behind you. - Look behind you.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
- It's a little funny. - What's wrong? - "Inning of Joy Toy"!
- Well, well... - It's just a coincidence! - It's not a coincidence!
- Ero-terrorist. - Ero-terrorist.
- "Inning of Joy Toy". - "Joy Toy".
- It's a little funny. - It's funny. - It's funny.
- This is the real thing! I know if I'm going to get fans or not!
- There's no such a problem. - There is! - There's no such problem.
- Hey! - What's wrong?
- What are you doing? - He's a celebrity. - Are you a celebrity?
- Take this and... - How do you do it?
- "I Hate This Person"! - Aren't you bad?
- I see. - Can you say it in Japanese?
- In Japanese? - Of course.
I'll say it.
The person I hate the most is...
This person!
Who is it?
Yamato Yoshitake-san.
I don't know him at all.
Who is it?
Kumamoto's person.
I'm sorry for this person, too.
Because you said you hate him.
That's right.
The theme is...
The person you hate.
Then...
The person I hate the most is...
This person!
Who is it?
Wow! That was close!
Under the tape!
It's you!
Under the tape!
Wow!
- Your fingers are so close! - Just a little more!
- Just a few more centimeters! - Amazing!
- It was Heipo-san! - This is amazing!
- It's amazing that you opened this page! - This is amazing!
- Heipo-san... - Between Heipo and Besho!
- It's Heshiki Keigo-san! - This is interesting!
- Well... - Well...
- But it's like this... - It's like this!
- Yes!
- Well, it's not like it's interesting or not interesting! - Yes...
- I get it now...
- Well...
- Well... I'm going to be stripped of my work.
- No, you're not stripped of your work! - No, you're not stripped of your work!
- What are you talking about? This is nothing like that!
- What?
- But today it's a little worse. - Yes...
- What's this? What is this? - What's this?
- This is... - Yes?
Is it a polaroid?
That's right, it's a polaroid
But only one film will be shown
Ah, I see!
And in front of you, I'll make an interesting face
And when God comes down, I'll take it and take it away!
It's decided!
Then let's go!
Please!
Is it interesting? Please make me laugh!
Start!
Here we go!
Yes, 12 seconds later...
Here we go!
It's coming!
Hahaha!
Here we go!
Hahaha!
That was a very interesting face
Yes, it was
Well, it depends on how you show it
Yes!
Ah, that's right, that's right
Maybe...
That's interesting
The angle
Yes, yes, yes
I don't think that's possible
Hahaha!
I don't think it's bad
Not bad at all
I don't think it's bad
In that sense
Old comedian
Like that
Like a comedian
Hahaha!
From stage clothes
But it's a little funny
It's funny, right?
It's funny
High school students eat sushi, right?
High school students eat sushi!
It's here! It's here!
Goal!
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Goal!
Goal! Goal! Goal!
This is it! This is it!
Hahaha!
Is it good?
It's good
But it's good, right?
Badminton
Let's do badminton
Come on!
What?
What's wrong?
Huh?
What is he doing?
Hahaha!
There is something like this, right?
Huh?
Yes, there is
Oh!
It's funny, right?
It's funny
With this
I've been down once, actually
Oh!
Yes
At that big cut
Yes
I went back
I remember that
That was funny
Right?
This is a valuable image of a time when God was descending into the mountains a long time ago
It's done!
Even now, it's nostalgic.
Yamaji, think about it.
Really, think about it!
This is okay, right?
I think we can do it.
Which one?
This one!
Let's do it!
Alright!
Get sushi ready!
Hey, let's get our T-shirts ready!
Let's do it!
With this, let's go for sushi! With this, let's go for T-shirts!
Let's do it!
This is the worst!
Alright!
This hurts!
Let's see your reaction.
Let's do it!
Please!
Can we do it like "bang"?
Let's do it!
Go for it, Yamaji!
Go for it!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
This is the first time I've seen something like this!
There's definitely nothing like this!
This is the first time I've seen something like this!
I don't know.
It's his job.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm scared. I'm scared of myself.
Well...
Really?
If it was now or later, it'd be pretty good.
Hey!
Later! Later! Later!
Later, please!
Take it! Take it!
Take it!
It's now or later!
Take it! Take it!
It's now or later!
Take it!
Yama-chan, I even prepared sushi for you.
I'm busy!
But, well...
It was done beautifully.
It was pretty interesting.
Let's go, Yama-chan. Let's go.
Let's do badminton.
Badminton is not part of this.
Badminton 1,000 Yen zone
Badminton?
Badminton
1,000 Yen zone!
I'm in trouble!
In trouble!
I'm in trouble!
In trouble!
This is one half
One half, yes
What will you do with this?
This is...
One is...
The usual...
Old lady...
And one is...
Just a mannequin
A mannequin, yes
I'm thinking of dancing...
Tango
Tango?
Yes, let's go!
Let's go!
It's a long one!
It's good, it's good
You can see the tango
Yes!
One, two...
It's a long one!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You can see the tango!
One, two...
Bring me sushi!
Alright!
I was lying.
The shirt!
Come out!
Come on!
Over here!
What are you doing?
I guess my T-shirt was too much.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you like it.
I'm sorry.
But...
It's sushi.
I'm hungry.
It's finally here.
It's here.
Alright, Comicon!
What's that?
It's here!
No, no.
Isn't it enough?
What's this?
It's amazing.
What's this?
It's a bomb shelter.
There's only one bomb shelter that goes "bang, bang, bang!"
Bang, bang, bang!
If you're honest and get off, it'll go "bang, bang, bang!"
I see.
That's right.
Here I go.
Get on!
Number 3!
Comicon, will you do it for me?
Yes.
Alright.
Here it comes.
It's heavy.
Look at it.
It's heavy.
It's here!
I agree with you.
Go!
It's here!
How is it?
It's heavy!
Woahhh!
No! (x5)
Isn't it? Is it different?
Yeah, it's different.
[What would have Mom been like if Nana had been born?]
Who are we?
What's this?
Machirad!
Interesting! Interesting! Interesting!
No, no, not that!
- Hellium! - Hellium!
- Use heavy force! - It's not enough with hellium!
Hello!
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- Yes, it's coming! - It's okay!
Let's go
A little more.
I'm not in good condition over there, so stop it.
Mahera Island.
Mahera Island is my hometown.
I've never heard of it.
But isn't it enough?
It's enough.
Let's go outside.
It's definitely easier for God to come down.
Here, Yamasaki suggests the last gamble of going outside and calling God.
Yamasaki, what are you going to do?
I'm sorry.
Let me play the last game.
Last game.
What do you mean?
I asked the staff yesterday and made a pitfall here.
What?
It's a big pitfall.
And there's only one here.
Do you know what it is now?
Orange or something like that.
I'll definitely make a pitfall in one minute.
Dabba!
It's painful.
Na!
It's painful.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, Yamasaki!
Yo!
Come on!
Ah!
It's like hitting a house.
Ah!
You didn't hit it.
In 20 seconds!
We don't have much time!
He ran away.
Where is it?
Over there!
If you go there, you can't go over there.
The other side!
Ah!
It's hot! It's hot!
Ah!
It's over!
Ah!
I said it's over!
Zaki-san!
Let's go.
Is it okay?
It's cold.
What is it?
It doesn't hit at all.
How is it this time?
It's like a human being.
I cried because I didn't like it.