AISubs v3.4
Do you remember?
Um, do you remember?
What is it?
Um, that was... I'm sure it was sometime in the second or third year of middle school...
That's old!
Tell me if you remember.
Um, you two went to the bathhouse, right?
Yes, yes. I don't know how many times I've said it, but...
At that time, an old man with a razor came in...
Yes, yes...
And, you know, in the bathhouse...
There are places where water flows like this, right?
There's a groove like this...
There's a shower...
There's a groove like this...
Ah, I see, I see...
An old man sat there like this...
This is nothing!
"This is nothing!" He said...
You cut humans, didn't you?
I want to cut humans!
We were so excited!
We were...
...in culture shock!
Culture shock?
Is that normal?
Isn't it?
"@#$%^&*" kept coming out!
This can't be!
He said...
It used to be!
It did, I remember.
Since then, time has slowed down.
Slowed down?
It's been 25 years, hasn't it?
I...
I did it!
So...
Do you know how he feels right now?
Do you know how he and Peter feel right now?
What does 'this is nothing' mean?
Why doesn't he know what 'this is nothing' means?
It was like a sci-fi world!
That old man!
Space fantasy!
It's not fantasy!
Now I know!
The other day...
He did it!
Why did you do it?
How did you feel when you did it?
Well...
It's been too long!
That's not what you asked the old man!
Why am I asking you?
I'm not saying it's been too long!
I and that old man...
I think you feel differently!
No, I and that old man...
We don't need to talk anymore.
I and that old man...
Is it too long?
What do you mean?
Then tell me how long it is!
How long is it?
Is it long in general?
That's right.
It's like Presley.
I don't know Presley very well.
Well...
Maybe it's already...
It's already...
It's weird!
No, I don't think it's been too long.
Then I think it will be soon.
I don't know how old you are right now,
but when you're in your forties,
it gets weird.
Your hair color is stupid!
Even though you've grown today,
you don't look like you've grown!
If you leave it like that,
how far will you go?!
That's right...
No, it's amazing!
It's really amazing!
Eh, is it in the way?!
It's really in the way.
Because it's been a while?
It gets tangled up and gets tangled up.
It's like grrrr!
And I, you know,
before I go to sleep, I always read a book,
but I put my pillow like this and read a book,
and it's like, grrr!
Well, I don't know much about women,
but it's like grrr!
And I'm like, grrr!
When I go to bed and wake up,
it's like this!
It's like this!
Sir!
You don't call me 'sir,' do you?
Sir, thank you!
Ah, thank you!
I'm sorry, sir!
Have a good night!
There's something I'd like to ask you.
What is it?
I've always wanted to know about people who live in apartments.
There are posters, right?
Right?
With dials.
662 or 114.
Mostly like that.
Left, left, right or right, right, left.
What should we do with those?
What do you mean?
Let's say it's 221.
Where does it start?
Let's say it's 221.
If it stops at 2, it's already 2.
It's a big problem.
But it depends on the model.
Some models let you go back to 0 and then move it again.
But you can only try it once.
So let's say it's 222.
It's 222 on the left.
If it stops and moves, it's no good, right?
If it stops and moves at 5, it's a bad number, right?
So let's say it's 222.
No, no, no!
No, we've talked about it.
Are you crazy?
So...
2...
1!
You always open it like that.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
You don't know at all?
You've always opened it like that, right?
Until now...
I don't know what happened.
I felt like something was wrong with the joint.
But I managed to get through it.
I hope you'll continue to do that.
But I can't take it anymore.
If you say it like that, I'd like to do something about it.
Can you explain it to me?
Can I tell you what's going on in my heart?
No, you just have to listen to what I say.
But you don't like it when I explain it like this, do you?
I don't like it if you don't like it.
I like it!
This is what happens when you do this!
No, you don't like it when I explain it like this!
I like it when you don't like it!
That's why you don't like it!
This is what happens.
I don't like it when you say it in a low voice.
Well, that's true, but I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't understand it.
No, I don't think so.
I'm sure you're just listening to me, so you're just listening.
Shut up!
I don't think there are any people outside of you who are like this, do you?
I don't think so.
I know, right?
You're like the guy who's always under arrest.
See?
No, no, you're tapping me.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
No, I know, I know, I think there are people like that, but...
No, are there people like that?
See, there are!
There are a lot of people like that.
Then tell me about it!
Why can't you tell me about it?
Why?
Don't talk to me!
I said no!
Why don't you talk to me?!
Don't talk to me!
Definitely...
If you go right, you go left, so...
Even if you stop, it's still the same number...
It's not like if you go right, you go left.
It's like right, left, left, right?
Like right, left, right?
Wait, wait, wait!
It's left, left, right.
But if you go left...
I'm telling you...
Then let's ask over there! Wait a minute!
But if you go left...
Shut up!
I don't know, so I'll just stay like this...
You're from the countryside, too!
That's fine, but...
Yeah, yeah...
Indonesian is fine, too.
Eh, you didn't open it?!
Eh? I put my hand in and...
Ah! That's it!
That's it! I didn't know!
Take it out! Take it out!
I didn't know!
You're lying...
Eh, you're dangerous, too!
You can take it out with your hands...
I can... I can take it out with my hands!
I don't know, if you can take it out with your hands...
What kind of nonsense is this...
Pen name "Hanpen Structure"
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who has been the subject of many famous songs so far.
Yes.
I heard that it was actually Matsumoto-san who got his bike stolen by Osaki Yutaka.
After that, I heard that Matsumoto-san also did something similar, but...
What exactly did you do?
It was your bike!
I was so surprised!
I was buying a book in the bookstore.
I told you to go with the bike, and you stopped me at the bookstore, and then...
You started running!
So you stole it.
I stole it completely.
Tell me about it.
"What are you doing?!" I chased you.
And in the end, you ended up in a dead end.
You said, "Wow!"
But Matsumoto-san wasn't honest with you.
He was a little stubborn.
Apologize!
I don't want to apologize!
That's weird!
But he...
Doesn't know what he is!
Is it okay?
No, no, no, no, no!
You don't know, you don't know!
I'll sue you!
You were not sued!
Shut up!
No, no, no, no, no!
Shut up, you!
You, you, you, shut up, you!
I'll say it again!
It was a mess!
But you took it back?
I took it back
I see
That's why it's a big hit!
When I heard that song...
I was like...
It's mine!
It's a terrible story!
Pen name Komatsu-san
Matsumoto-san knows all kinds of games around the world
Yes, yes, yes
Could you tell us about your favorite Russian game?
Yes, yes, yes
Well, there are many
How many people can play it?
Well, two people can play it
Two people can play it?
Yes
Piroshki, piroshki!
Piro!
OK
Well, well, well
I've lost 20 points so far
I can't win anymore
No matter how many times I play it, I can't win
No, can you play it one more time?
Piro?
Don't do it!
I'm kidding
Hahaha
Are you sure?
I don't care if it's one or two of you.
It's obvious.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Actually, we don't say "rock-paper-scissors".
Yes, yes.
We say it in Russian.
Of course.
You can say it in Russian.
We don't have Russian language.
No, no. Say it in Russian.
No, no. It's fine.
It's fine.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yes, yes.
Then you...
Yes.
You know...
You know I'm Borisch.
(Laughter)
If you win, good.
If you lose, I'm Borisch.
(Laughter)
Oh, I see.
I'm going to flee now.
Right, right.
Please chase me.
Right, right.
If you even touch me...
Right.
If you even touch me, you're Borisch.
(Laughter)
Got it?
No.
There's no "yes" or "no".
No "yes" or "no".
Huh?
What?
I don't have much to say about the rules.
Since we're doing it all of a sudden, I think we should just do it.
You're going to chase me, right?
What are you going to chase me for?
Piroski.
Yes, piroski.
You bought it in a piroski shop!
Who are you chasing?
Borschti.
You're chasing me because I lost!
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
If you touch me even a little bit, you are...
Borschti.
But you're a piroski Borschti.
I'm a piroski Borschti.
If you touch me, you're a piroski.
As soon as you touch me.
No, you're not a Borschti anymore.
No, no, no!
You're a Borschti's piroski.
No, I want you to do it.
If you don't do it, you won't know.
A guy who doesn't know neither Borschti nor piroski can't play this game.
So you should just do it!
Yes, I touched you.
Piroski's Borschti.
What are you doing?
The Borschti that was touched by the piroski can't move for a while.
Then what should I do?
If you don't do it, you won't know.
Who are you playing with?
It can't be helped.
It's not a game for two people.
Oh, I see.
If you don't do it, you won't know.
Then it can't be helped. There are only two of us.
Then let's go.
Yes.
Well, there's no place for you to escape.
(laughter)
Sorry.
(laughter)
Are you okay?
(laughter)
Are you okay?
(laughter)
Are you okay?
(laughter)
Ah!
(laughter)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughter)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughter)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughter)
Want to quit?
(laughter)
Can't you get up anymore?
(laughter)
Get up, you!
(laughter)
What kind of game is this?!
(laughter)
(music)
This question is for Matsumoto-san, President of the Japanese Greetings Association.
Yes.
It is said that the word that Japanese people use the most during their lifetime is "sumimasen."
Ah, that's right.
What is the word you use for "sumimasen"?
This is all in the rankings.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
The fact that "sumimasen" came first
makes me feel like it could be a good or sad thing for Japanese people.
Ah, I see.
Please tell us about "sumimasen."
Is "sumimasen" enough?
If you can, tell us about it in the meantime.
I'll tell you.
Second place is... "kore no m nai non."
First place is "sumimasen," right?
Second place is "kore no m nai non."
Usually, if you say "sumimasen," you can say "konnichiwa."
Surprisingly, you say it.
Like "ogenki desuka?"
Ogenki desuka?
"Ogenki desuka?" is third place.
Between "sumimasen" and "ogenki desuka?" you say "kore no m nai non."
Surprisingly, humans don't remember what they say.
But think about it.
How many times do you say "kore no m nai non" every year?
I say it a lot.
I can't say it now, but...
Fourth place is...
Fourth place is pretty normal.
It's so small...
What about fifth place?
Fifth place or something like that?
I bet it's "ketteida."
Really?!
I bet it's "ketteida."
So it goes all the way down and tells you about 12.
10 is "nihao."
Nihao.
No, no, Japanese people say it.
Surprisingly, they say "nihao."
I didn't realize it myself, though.
"Ketteida" is close.
5th place.
Well, I'd like to know about 14, so tell me about 10 to 13 first.
10 is "nihao," right?
10 is "nihao."
11, 12, 13, tell me.
11 is...
You said "greetings conference," didn't you?
Don't say that.
I said it! You say it every year!
There are some differences!
Including all of them.
So, 11...
What's this?
No, 12, 12, 12, 13...
It's really close, isn't it?
Of course it is!
13 is...
It's still moving.
One of them is you!
No, no, I know that.
This is surprisingly funny.
No, no, 14 is...
Do you want me to say it?
If you don't say it...
Then tell me about 15!
Huh? 15?
I'd like to know about 14, but...
Tell me about 15.
15 is...
Well, everyone, I'd like you to give up now.
I'd like you to talk about Pomeranians, too.
That's impossible.
It can't be helped, right?
That's how it is.
It can't be helped, right?
It can't be helped.
Now, 14th place.
Finally.
14th place?
Yeah.
14th place...
It changed to "throat definition pressure".
This is... 29th place?
Isn't it?
It's "march motor" now.
It's changing now.
It's changing.
I think so, too.
Let's start from the beginning again.
No, no, no.
Let's start from the beginning again.
What was first place?
I'm sorry.
It's second place this year.
This year?
Yes.
What about second place?
Second place...
Isn't there "m" for this?
Yes, that's second place.
Third place is...
How are you?
Fourth place is...
I'm sorry.
Fifth place is...
"throat definition pressure".
Tenth place is second place.
Yes.
Eleventh place is...
Oh, you didn't say twelfth place!
And thirteenth place is...
"Throat definition pressure" again!
That's right, that's right.
Right?
What's wrong?
Can you say twelfth place?
Twelfth place is...
Finally...
Finally, the poison is working.
What are you doing?
Who's gonna say that?
You're limited in what you say!
Shall we fill in the blanks?
Yes, sure.
6, 7, 8, 9, say it.
6 is...
Cameroon is too late.
7 is...
Is that 14?
Cameroon is too late.
You're so mean!
Is that 14?
I think it is!
Really?
But remember 6, 7, 8 while you say it.
What's 7?
7 is...
Thin noodles.
Ah, thick noodles!
Is that 14?
No...
This is 14!
That's it!
7 is...
Say it in English!
7 is...
Thin noodles.
And 14 is...
Ah, thick noodles!
You're so mean!
So that was 14, right?
Yes, but...
8 and 9 are left.
Yes, they are.
Stop it, it's gross.
No, it's not gross at all.
What's 8?
Thin noodles!
8 is "thin noodles," yes.
Thin noodles!
You!
That's it.
Yes, and 9 is...
9 is...
Ah!
Stop!
Well, it's buried.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Is it buried?
It's buried. It's all buried.
I felt like Nishikino slipped, but what's wrong with me?
It's definitely not bad!
It's possible for my name to come out here and there!
Well, let's change it.
Ah, that's 79th place.
Interesting.
Is it really D-cup?
It's next.