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Good evening, everyone.
Today, I have sad news for you.
As a regular on this program,
Yamasaki Hosei, who worked hard with us from the second time, will graduate from the program.
In the past, we did something like this as a prank.
We did something like "Goodbye, Yama-chan".
I feel like it was fun as a prank at that time.
I feel like it's really coming now.
Let's hear the truth from the real person.
Well, Yamasaki Hosei-kun, please.
Well, it's a sudden story, so our staff is surprised.
Well, would you like to explain it from Yama- chan's mouth?
Well...
Well, this is the last one, but please don't make me feel dark.
Yes, so...
Yes.
What kind of story is it?
I'm 36 years old and I'm an old man.
I bought a house.
Yes.
My second child was born.
I see.
I feel like it's a great omission.
Yes, yes, yes. I understand that.
Huh?
I'm not sure, but...
Your wife?
Yes.
Her name is Aya.
Yes, I know her.
Well...
As for me...
Yes.
It seems like your gallery is growing a lot.
Yes, yes, yes.
With this...
Well, I guess it's the budget of your musical instrument...
Yes.
It seems like your gallery is growing a lot.
Ah...
With this...
It's hard for me to say...
As a matter of reality.
Ah...
Is there something you can't pay off?
Well, it's not that I can't pay it off...
It's just that my gallery is growing a lot.
Growing a lot?
Yes.
Growing a lot...
Ah, yes.
Well...
Mr. Hamada...
Yes, yes, yes.
He only plays the role of Endo...
Hmm...
Isn't that a little too much of a thought?
Yes, yes.
In the gallery...
Yes.
He plays Endo...
Yes.
And he's whispering, right?
Yes.
And I...
I thought he'd call me next...
But he didn't call me at all...
Yes.
I talked to my wife about it...
Yes.
She said...
Our relationship is going to collapse...
That's what she said...
With Yama-chan's words...
Yes...
The people watching TV...
Yes...
How much did you understand?
Yes...
Well...
Actually, he has something more...
Well, I'm sure you do...
Yes...
It's hard for us...
To measure...
I think...
We all have something...
That only entertainers can have...
Well, then...
In order to look back on Yamasaki-kun's memories...
Let's watch the famous scene of "The Boy Who Used To Be A Kid" that Yamasaki-kun chose.
The Boy Who Used To Be A Kid
Yamasaki Hosei, 36 years old.
The Boy Who Used To Be A Kid
He's been on the show since the second episode.
He has been active for 15 years and created many famous scenes.
He will graduate from the show with today's broadcast.
There, we will look back on the many great miracles he left behind.
Fifth place, Yoshimoto duo vs. synchro match.
Yamasaki-kun used to say that water is his field.
He should have joined the duo, but for some reason he teamed up with Komurasaki director.
Yamasaki Hosei and Komurasaki Kouzou...
"Komu", thank you.
"Komu", your smile is dirty!
Look at that smile!
"Komu", your smile is dirty!
"Komu", thank you.
"Komu", your smile is dirty!
"Komu", thank you for your smile!
Please watch many of Yamazaki-kun's performances, which were always successful.
"Komu", thank you for your smile!
I can't believe it!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Chiiiin!
My Beyblade's super strong, so I'm going to fight this Garyckson!
Just say "Garyckson."
Heee-yaaaah!
- Chaaah! - Here it comes!
Fight me!
Mnnnnn...
I won't lose!
Gaaaaaah! I won! I won!
Oooh!
This is terrible!
In third place, "Farewell, Hosei Yamasaki".
Yamasaki-kun, who loves playing pranks the most.
Over the past three years, you have repeated the prank of graduating from the program at the same time.
But, this time it's really goodbye.
Stop it! You brat! Stop it! You weirdo!
Farewell, Hosei Yamasaki
Ah, that kind of prank.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
What's with that face?
In the wind, in the sand, where were you?
Were you sent away?
Yamasaki-kun, stop it!
2nd place, touching wedding ceremony.
Why is this 2nd place?
Our idol, Yamasaki-kun, has finally gotten married.
And we've all seen that touching wedding ceremony, haven't we?
It's cold.
What's with you?
You're making me cry!
It's still cold, isn't it?
It's like we're filming a wedding ceremony "how to" video.
You're right!
What is this?
It's a strangely beautiful image!
You're kidding me!
It's cold!
You're kidding me!
What's with you?
You're kidding me!
1st place, does Yamasaki's laughing god descend?
Our laughing god doesn't descend at all.
You've tried many things to make your laughing god descend, haven't you?
It's good.
What?! It's not good! It's funny!
One of the buttons is connected here, and fireworks come out!
Ah, this is funny!
Right? It's funny, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing what happens when a laughing god comes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's amazing!
Number 30!
This is difficult too.
Well, but...
In the end...
Right?
Yes.
It's amazing what happens when a laughing god comes.
I see!
I see, I see!
It's interesting.
I don't know about this one, so let's move on.
Let's move on?
Number 8 didn't work.
OK.
Let's move on to number 4.
Yes.
Number 4.
I'm counting on you!
Ah!
It's coming, it's coming!
You're good.
After being looked down upon by a laughing god,
they came to a huge battle with the flag at the end.
A physical education teacher of new land and Ikebukuro.
Each of them had a huge fan and a small fan.
If it hit the huge fan,
the pants and parachute would flap in the wind,
and they could make delicious memories.
Have you arrived in front of the laughing god?
Let's go!
OK, let's go!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Ah!
I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired,
I cried that I didn't like even being alive.
It's cool.
I spent 15 years with you as an adult.
How much have you sacrificed yourself for the use of instruments?
Even so, you always did your best for the show.
Today I say goodbye to you, but I will never forget the many emotions you gave us.
Goodbye.
And thank you for the memories.
How was it, Ayumu-chan?
Well, there are various kinds of VTRs.
It's time for you to say goodbye.
Yes.
Please say goodbye to the producer, Suga.
Ayumu-chan, thank you for your hard work.
Earlier you said that it's hard for you to stay in the industry.
Actually, I was thinking of increasing my schedule from April, but it was too early.
I'm really shocked and sorry.
But regardless of the industry, Japan Television decided to stop using it.
They told me to throw away everything I don't need for construction.
I didn't know that Yamachan would throw it away for construction.
But it was also an order from the company.
Thank you for your hard work.
Well, let's say goodbye and say goodbye.
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't know if I can say it now,
but I think the words I wrote about you will remain in everyone's hearts.
Thank you for your hard work.
At first, I watched you on TV.
I wanted to be a flowery entertainer like you as soon as possible,
but I don't know if I'm really a flowery entertainer.
See you tomorrow!
I've only met Yama-chan at the set.
The recording took about three hours.
But even if I graduate without any regrets,
Yama-chan, I hope you'll stay healthy somewhere.
Thank you for your hard work.
Earlier, in the dressing room, there was a talent maker who was sleeping soundly.
I wondered if there was a change like this.
There were a lot of people like that.
If we were a family...
Yama-chan...
I hope you'll be a real golfer.
Thank you, Yama-chan.
Finally, let's have Yama-chan say goodbye to everyone in front of the TV.
(sobbing)
Do you think you can surround yourself with so many people like me?
(sobbing)
I...
I'm just a kid.
This is my second time.
[wheezing and laughter]
The 15-year-old man and the downtimer...
I met for our friend show...
I'm... I'm sorry!
You said you couldn't do it!
Really, Yama-chan...
Goodbye!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, it's not like he's quitting the entertainment world or Yoshimoto High School or anything like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right now, you know, even with DVD recorders,
if you search for "yamadachi" on the internet, it'll automatically play it for you.
Yes, yes.
Well, a recorder would be a problem, too, if you were asked about it.
"Who?" Like that.
Yes.
Next week, we'll do it all over again.
Let's do it.
Well, we'll go home now.
Hey!
Stop it!
You brat!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Viewers!
Are you surprised?
Again, we'll ask "dumdum" and "kogoriko" to release the fourth episode of "shijo" for us!
Alright! I'm quitting!
I'm not doing "gaki no chikai"!
We will surely wait for the days when we can see you again.
We will wave our hands and shout on the road of cherry blossoms.
Yabehen, Yabehen, Gaki tsuka Yabehen,
Knowing that it is fate that falls in a moment,
Serabehen, Yabehen, Gaki tsuka Yabehen,
Those feelings won't change now.
Yabehen, Yabehen, Gaki tsuka Yabehen,
Bathing in the light that shines eternally,
Yamachan, Yabehen, Gaki tsuka Yabehen,
We will wave our hands and shout on the road of cherry blossoms.
This is from Mr. Yamazaki.
I only know one hour, but it's terrible, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go!
Jyan, jyan, jyan, jyan...
Hey! I'll do it again next year!
Look forward to it!
Downtown and Kokoriko!