AISubs v3.4
[After the rehearsal, they go back to their rooms and get ready for the show]
- Good morning! - Good morning!
[After the rehearsal, they go back to their rooms and get ready for the show]
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I'm looking forward to it. - Me too.
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
It's good, isn't it?
- You've got a lot of stuff. - I wonder what it is.
- Hey, Hamada. - What?
- Can you stop smoking? - Why?
I don't like Eri very much.
Turn it off.
You're smoking.
You look cool when you smoke.
You look like a man.
Hey, Hazumoto.
I didn't want to touch the camera.
Yeah, so...
I mean...
I'm serious about it, so...
What do you mean?
It's nothing bad.
Right, Iri?
I know.
I've seen you a few times in Yamagi.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, Iri.
Do you want me to comment?
No, I'm good.
No, you're not.
Wait a minute.
Which one?
Hey, Tanaka!
Choose one.
Oh, okay.
Which one?
Which one do you like?
Let's say it.
Okay, you two.
Which one do you like best?
Let's point and decide.
Okay.
One, two...
It's the same!
It's no good.
Give me that back.
It's no good.
The number is...
Huh?
The number of staff and comments...
It doesn't matter.
This one.
Oh, there's beef and chicken.
Looks good.
Good morning.
Today we're doing "Owner Jump".
How many times can you do it?
One time?
For now, we're going to try it a few times.
What do you mean "five times"?
It's not "five times", it's "one time".
I don't think we can do it 50 times.
Wow, it's cheap.
You took it with me the other day, right?
I took a picture of you.
Really?
Do you want to see it?
Show me.
Wow, amazing!
What kind of thing is it?
Is it painful?
Wow, wow, wow.
Do you know what "painful" means?
I'm glad you like it.
Someone, put in a different one!
Something like "tajima" or something like that.
Wow, wow, wow.
It doesn't have to be like that.
It doesn't have to be like "how do you do it?"
I'm glad you like it!
How many staff members are there?
There are about 40-50 people.
Have you ever been to Phuket, Endo?
What?
Phuket.
What is that?
He's staring at me with such a serious look in his eyes.
You know, I went to Miskoshi yesterday.
And I saw something really nice there.
What is it?
Can you show me?
Huh?
What's this?
Huh? What is it?
It's a present.
Seriously?
Thank you.
Everyone's working hard.
How is it?
Hold it.
Is it okay?
It looks great on you!
Seriously?
It looks like a mirror.
It looks good on you.
This and the sweater, of course.
It's nice, right?
It's cold today, so it's just right.
Five people for 100,000 yen.
It looks like a mirror.
This is nice.
You've been to Guinea before, right?
Is it nice?
Oh, this is it.
Guinea.
Thank goodness it looks great on you!
It looks like a mirror.
It's everywhere.
But it's nice.
Yeah.
Let's go with two patterns.
Yeah.
Let's change.
Okay.
Thank you.
I...
I think I'll go with this one.
I don't know.
Let me do it.
It's easier for you to do it.
But it depends.
It depends.
It's long, so it's easier for you to do it.
What do you think, Eri?
I think this is good.
I think this one suits you.
I don't know if it's popular right away, but for now...
For now...
Hold this for now.
Yes, later.
Do you want to see Eri's pocket?
I'll show you later.
Yama-chan, here you go.
Thank you.
Where are you going?
Right next door.
I see.
Eri, what should we do? Eri, your car...
Your car...
What? What? What?
I want to go with you, so...
Eri, you came all the way here, so...
Yama-chan, don't bite me.
Don't drive me.
Don't follow me.
Eri and I will take the bus, so...
Follow me.
I'll drive you.
Yama-chan!
What should we do?
I don't know.
Don't do that.
Then I'll drive...
- That one. - The red Audi.
And don't smoke in the car.
- I can't? - No.
- And my heart. - Yes, your heart.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What are you doing?
Oh, my cell phone is missing!
- Really? - No, what do I do?
- You must have it somewhere. - No, it's not here.
No, I can't go without it.
Please, everyone, help me find it.
It's silver!
- No, what do I do? - Endo, look for it!
- Look for it! - Look for it!
- I can't go without it!
Tajima!
- Look for your cell phone! - What?
- It's my silver cell phone! - Your silver cell phone?
You said "my cell phone", why didn't you look for it?
- I know... - Where's the last one you found?
- I know...
- Ah! - Where's the last one you found?
- There it is! - There it is...
- I'm sorry! - Good.
- I'm sorry! - There it is!
- Sorry about that. - I'm sorry.
- Good. - Good.
Let's go. Let's go quickly.
Let's go, quickly.
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What do you like to do?
Relaxing or...
Come on, come on.
I've never been here before.
Why only us?
It looks fun.
The order is...
First is Endo.
Last is Matsumoto-san.
And we'll go for 50 laps.
50 laps?
That's pretty far.
It looks like a car.
Call him and tell him to hurry up.
It's cold outside.
You're driving like crazy.
Why did you come with me?
We're the same age.
You're driving like crazy.
Matsumoto-san, can you do it?
Please.
It's the fifth lap.
Fifth lap.
Please.
If you succeed, you'll get 100,000 yen.
Um...
Should I fly with Eri?
Of course you should!
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Matsumoto-san, please.
Me?
Yes.
I'm wearing it.
I'm sorry.
I'll bring Eri.
I'll show you.
Don't touch me!
Bye.
First time.
Let's go for 100,000 yen!
Owner Jump Tournament!
This time, five people will jump in order.
If you don't stop and jump 50 times, you'll get 100,000 yen.
It's difficult.
It's been like that since elementary school.
It's difficult.
If you succeed, you'll get 100,000 yen.
One person will get 20,000 yen.
Let's do our best!
It's okay.
Matsumoto-san, are you okay?
Let's do it one by one.
Matsumoto-san, let's do it together.
Let's go!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Let's do it.
Matsumoto, let's do it.
I'm doing it.
Let's continue.
Please.
Let's continue.
Let's do it one more time.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it one more time.
Really?
I didn't think about it like that.
Is it good?
What are you doing?
The camera is turning.
I'm doing it!
Let's go. I'm hungry.
Be careful.
You're fast!
I got it!
This is hard!
Wait a minute.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Why don't you go in?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Eri wants to go to the bathroom.
You can go in.
Eri is a girl.
I'm sorry.
I can't let you go in.
Isn't she pretty?
I'll take you to the bathroom.
I'll go with you.
I'm filming now.
You can't do that!
I can't let you go in alone.
You can go in alone.
You'll catch a cold.
You're crying.
I'll let you go in.
What is it?
What should we do?
Where did you go?
Toilet.
You can go to the public toilet there.
You said you'd think about it.
There was a girl there.
It's still pretty long.
I think it's about time.
It's getting colder and colder.
We're back, we're back.
Then it's about time.
Let's do it.
What should we do?
Do you want to do a little more of the pattern we just did?
First of all, let's draw a picture of the five of us together.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Are you fighting?
I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
Are you fighting?
Why do you have to fight? Come back from the front.
She's losing all the time.
She's trying to open it the other way around.
I can't open it.
Do it, do it, do it.
No, I don't know anymore.
No.
Oh, she's back.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's enough, that's enough.
On the contrary.
Do it!
Tango, come with me for a second.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
What, what?
Eri is angry.
Let's do it for now.
Let's do it.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
Let's do it for real.
Let's go, let's go, hurry up.
Ready, four, three, two...
Eri!
Hey, Masumoto!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up!
Hey, Eri!
Wait a minute.
Hey, Masumoto!
Eri!
Where are you now?
Hey!
You're not in a good mood.
Hey!
Hey, Masumoto?
Hey!
Eri!
Hey!
Eri!
You're not in a good mood!
Hey!
Eri!
Masumoto!
Hey!
Let's go home.
What's that?
Where are you? Let me in first!
I'm an Asian Papillon.
I'm still an Asian Papillon.
But I still like my mama.
Mama.
- Let's do it. - Well... - Yes.
- Well, you haven't seen the opening, so you probably don't know it well, but... - I don't like it!
- You don't like it? - I don't like it!
- Isn't it a little embarrassing? - Embarrassing?
- Well, it's a little trendy now, isn't it? - What is?
- You know, like a couple of talented people going on a date. - Yes, yes, yes.
- They do it with quite a lot of songs, don't they? - Yes, yes.
- If I was asked to do it like that, I'd hate it!
- I wouldn't like it even if I was asked to do it 100 million times!
- I wouldn't like it even if I was asked to do skydiving!
- Why do you have to do it all the time?
- I don't care! And I don't know who's coming! - You don't like it?
- No way! I didn't like it even if it was an old woman today!
- It was fun even if it was a killer!
- No, you know, you have to work hard from the middle!
- Well, I'll do it when I get in... - No, I'll work hard with you forever!
- Well, that's tough... Hey, you, you're a talent!
- Why do you think you can do that? - Well, I don't know...
- No, I think you can do it! You know, in the car, you know, with the CCD on... - Yeah, yeah...
- You two have to talk to each other... I'm going to have an accident!
- I'm going to have an accident because I'm scared! - I'm sorry!
- I can't do it today! - I'll end it! - I'll end it! Welcome!
- I can't think of anything like that! - But it's a show!
- No, no, no... - I'm not doing it for real!
- Well, you know, you can do it if you have a camera with you all the time!
- You know, you can do it if you have a camera with you all the time! - Yeah, yeah...
- You know, you have to walk with your hands together in Shibuya!
- I can't think of anything like that! I can't think of anything like that!
- But you can't do it in public! You can't do it in public!
- Well, you know... I'm sweating all over...
- If you say that, you might get an offer!
- No, no, no... - I'm telling you! You can't do it even if you have 100 million yen!
- You can't do it! - What are you talking about?
- You don't want to see me like that, do you? - No!
- Why would you do something like that in public? - No, no, no... What do you mean?
- Are you talking about dating? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - It's been about two weeks...
- Well, well... - Is it okay now? - Oh, well, let's not talk about it...
- It's really... But, you know, it happens, you know... - I watched a really interesting DVD the other day...
- Which one? - Well, it's an AV! It's an AV, but it's being filmed as a documentary.
- I call about two AV actresses, but I have them poop in public in front of such famous AV actresses.
- Sounds interesting! - It's really funny! I don't like weird words! I can't think of any! Why is that?
- You shouldn't say such things in public, you know! - Yes, yes...
- What about her? - She's a decent girl. - What about Igor? - Actually, she was bullied as a child.
- I see... - And then she got traumatized and couldn't talk to people anymore.
- To make up for it, she pooped in public! - Why?! Why do you think she didn't do it?!
- Well, you know... - I know, but...
I got it, man!
So I said, "OK, I'll do it!"
And when I did...
What's up with you, Naniko-san?
What year were you born?
Your old photos!
I looked back at that woman!
I looked back at her, man!
- Like your profile? - Like my profile!
- Like my graduation photos! - I see!
- She showed up! - Yeah!
- You hired her, didn't you? - Yeah!
Two girls showed up!
So we decided to do it.
We got our make-up done.
The make-up artist did our make-up.
Now we're going to poop, but we're going to do our make-up.
What's up with you, Naniko-san?
But!
I'm not trying to make you laugh!
- But you made up your mind! - Yeah, yeah!
- She's getting us excited! - She's getting us excited!
I see!
Two girls come out of the red carpet and carpet.
Yeah, and there's like 30 people in the audience.
And they clap.
And there's a stage in the middle of it.
And they're like this.
- Isn't it amazing?! - Yeah, it looks fun!
And then, like, the first girl goes like...
OK, I'll say it.
I'll say it.
Um...
She's so nervous she can't say it!
I knew it! She can't say it!
She was like that.
And then, the next girl who has to say it,
she sees it first.
- I see. - And then...
She can't say it.
OK, I don't know what you're thinking,
but the next girl who has to say it...
Do your best!
OK, everyone else! Do your best, too!
Do your best!
Are there any other options?!
And then, in the middle of it, she starts crying.
I can't do it!
And then, she's like this.
I can't do it.
OK, I see.
And then, the director says...
You've come this far.
If you don't do it,
it'll be like dying tomorrow!
WHAT?!
What?!
And then, it's the second girl.
It's the second girl.
The second girl said, "Do your best!"
So she's full of motivation.
And then...
She sits down, and suddenly...
Poooh...
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