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A talent show where comedians put their pride on the line and try to make people laugh - "Kichi Henge".
Up until now, not only the members, but also comedians and staff and many other people have challenged themselves to this show,
using their own ideas of laughter and their own sense of humor, and expressing it with all their might.
Among them is Matsumoto Produce's "That Beast".
Tonight, "That Person Who Is Very Active Now" will take on the challenge.
In the first episode of "Useless Kids", Chiki Chiki's "Cream Chiffon Cake 7 Yen Game"!!
It's like you're riding it.
It appears wherever you put it.
When you see it like this, you think "maybe it's not that big of a deal".
That's what we think.
Why?
We're confused.
Now, please welcome today's star!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Arita!
Yes?
I just saw it for a bit.
Yes?
Arita stumbled a little.
This time it's cream, but it's Arita.
It's Arita.
That's right.
Yes.
What do you think? Isn't it better on top?
There's no doubt about it.
That's right.
I've seen most of it.
"Most of it" you say.
You say it first, and then you go back at it.
I see.
That's why you say "most of it" first.
It's very unpleasant.
What about you, Ueda-kun?
Even if I'm asked, I won't say no.
Now, Arita, where do you aim for?
Well, I'm a guy who does it for "Useless Kids" regular.
If you think about it like that, you have to leave out "Useless Kids" regular.
This segment wasn't regular, was it?
Well, this segment...
He'll be done by March.
By the end of March?
Is that so?
No, no...
It's really low, isn't it?
It is!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of "Useless Kids".
What should we do?
I know, right?
I'm the second-generation Keebo. Hamada is the first in the world.
That's right!
You did it!
This is good, isn't it?
I heard you were watching the National Assembly with your car.
I wasn't!
You were watching, weren't you?
I wasn't watching!
This is good!
Manly Endo eating Mountain Gorilla
I don't know what this means
What does it mean?
Does it mean you eat it?
You eat Gorilla?
Is it okay to write like this?
Right?
What should we do?
I'm sorry
Hey
If only we had one more month
We can't talk about dinner at all
I don't like that either
Okay
I'm in a meeting
Okay, see you later
Okay
Sorry
If only we had one more month
Is this a mail box?
This is a mail box
Please come in
(Alarm ringing)
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Get out of here!
(Laughter)
Get out of here!
(Laughter)
The first one was a little weird, wasn't it?
What?
The first one.
The first one was weak.
What?
What are you saying?
(Laughter)
It was okay, as long as you are laughing.
Yes, that part.
Hmm...
I don't like this...
Mr. Joshua, is that okay?
Mr. Joshua, I would like you to tell me about today's match.
Yes.
You won today's match, but how was your opponent?
I was touched.
Yes.
I was touched.
Yes.
I'm worried about him.
Wasn't he angry during the fight?
No, he wasn't.
It's a big deal if he's angry.
But if he's angry...
He won't get angry.
He's not angry.
But if he's angry...
If he's angry...
He won't be able to stand up and go home.
You've got it all right!
I see.
I'm sorry for asking you in private, but...
You've got something weird.
I won't do it.
I won't let you do it.
I won't do it.
I've only said it so many times.
If you tell me to go home, I won't go home.
I won't do it again.
I don't want it anymore. I'll go home.
I understand. Thank you very much.
It's dirty.
I've been watching it since high school.
That's right.
The moment I came in, my eyes were open and I was a little embarrassed.
I'm not afraid of it anymore.
What's inside the box?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Should I pull it a little more?
No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. What is it? What is it?
Don't pull it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Wait a minute. No, it's not.
Oh, that's right. I'll turn it once.
What is it? Three times?
Stop it! What is it? What is it?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Eyes? Big eyes?
What is it? I'm scared!
What is it?
I see.
He's really into it.
Did you see the front? It's like it's cut off.
It's big.
He really wrote "what is it?"
That's right. "What is it?"
He also wrote a question mark.
Are you there?
If you are energetic, you can do anything.
I always do it today.
There seems to be someone who wants to do it today.
Come out!
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Okay, now put some force into your stomach.
Here we go.
Dai!
Come on!
Here we go.
Put some force into your stomach.
Dai!
What's wrong with you?
You're a girl, aren't you?
How old are you?
Twenty-six years old.
Okay, now put some force into your stomach.
Dai!
What's wrong with you?
Here we go.
Put some force into your stomach.
Don't touch me!
Thank you!
That was close.
He's a real pro-wrestler.
That's right.
I thought he was a pro-wrestler again.
I like pro-wrestling.
(clears throat)
(sneeze)
Beni is Beni but it's not Beni
If you say Beni, it's Beni
(clears throat)
Beni is Beni (clears throat)
Hello? Ken-chan? It's Fukubiki.
Come on in.
It's late at night.
No, no, put karaoke in. It's important.
Salmon flakes...
Ken-chan?
It's Fukubiki.
It's late at night. Can I have one of those?
I want to ask.
In the lobby, right?
Why are you laughing like that?
It's Fukubiki.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
I see.
What's up with you?
Haruta.
What's up with you?
We're in a meeting.
What's up with you?
Listen.
I've decided on a song you'll sing at our wedding ceremony.
I don't like that.
What is it?
What have you decided?
A trendy song would be good.
A trendy song.
Well, that's fine.
What is it?
A trendy song would be good.
It's old.
Let's practice.
That's why you...
You can do it.
Then you...
You do the pansori.
I'll sing.
I can't hear you.
I can't see you anymore.
Where do you want me to go?
Just one more time.
Just one more...
You're not watching properly, are you?
No, but...
I think you should try it once.
No, you do it.
I'll sing it for you.
You sing it for me.
That's better.
Ah, I see.
That's better.
You, from now on...
I'm sorry.
You, from now on...
I'm sorry.
You, from now on...
Yama-chan.
Yes.
You've worked hard.
It's pretty long.
Shut up.
Do it properly.
It's popular now.
To the shampoo stand.
Here you are.
Where have you been?
Have you been to Kaido?
Around Tsumugi.
What?
Around Tsumugi.
Tsumugi?
Tsumuji?
Is it around here?
A little more to the left.
Is it around here?
A little more.
Is it around here?
So close!
Is it around here?
Ah, there, there!
I forgot!
I'm sorry.
Is it around here, Kaido?
Hmm...
Around my feet...
Just kidding!
Do you want it?
It's heavy, isn't it?!
Huh?
You guys are too much!
You're crazy!
You're so crazy! You're crazy!
You're too much!
You're not at all human!
What's with you, geez?!
That sort of thing will definitely make you laugh!
It definitely will!
Okay, okay, okay. Then let's put it in order.
Oh, geez...
Okay, well, good work!
Thank you for your hard work
The total is 38,000 yen!
That's amazing!
4th place!
Really?!
That's amazing!
38,000 yen!
4th place!
Thank you!
That was close!
The one before that was a little better
That's right!
It's over there
It's Inokibo. Inokibo was a little better
Inokibo was pretty good too
I wanted to see that one
What does "fukubiki" mean?
"Fukubiki" is a movie lyrics called "sexy"
So it's just "fukubiki"
It's just "fukubiki", right?
But I still like my mama
What do you think of me?
Wow, that's amazing. You're making it from scratch.
His musical skills are amazing.
That's amazing.
I could do this for two or three years.
Three years?
Not at all.
I don't like to say this, but Yamazaki has his own house now.
I'd like to see it.
It's amazing.
Go and see it.
Yes, yes.
That Yamazaki, that stupid Yamazaki, built a house in the neighborhood.
It's amazing.
He's living there with his stupid child and his stupid wife.
You know, in Hamada, there are no girls.
With girls, it's like that.
There are only two girls.
The older one isn't even two years old.
His wife doesn't care about it.
So he bought a new house next door.
It's about one and a half years old.
Well, to be honest, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
You're a kid.
I don't care about it.
Stop it.
Hey.
Don't do it there.
Everyone is watching you.
Don't do it there.
Don't show it.
I don't care about it.
Don't show it.
That's funny, isn't it?
His wife said, "Momo, when you grow up, will you marry Matsumoto-san?"
Even now, when Momo-chan turns 20 and Matsumoto- san turns 60,
I can't stop laughing.
I'm scared of rabbits.
If you grow up a little more, what will you do?
What will you do?
Will it happen?
I don't know.
But why are there no men in the park?
Ah, I see. They are all women, right?
Yes, yes.
Only men in Kamada are like this, but like this, you know?
Daddy!
Daddy, me!
Anyway, you know, be careful when you go there, you know?
Why?
Because it's Shinjuku's house and they don't even have a cigarette.
Oh, really?
It's Shinjuku with children.
But isn't it thinner than Yamosaki?
It is, but everyone lives on the veranda.
No, me!
Uh-huh.
Um...
I'm extremely careful!
Huh?!
I don't think everyone understands this.
Every time I see my juniors, I'm like, "Hey!"
What are you bringing?
It's because you're a dad.
It's heavy, isn't it? I'm extremely careful!
Really?
You know how I brought my juniors?
Kimu, me, and three juniors.
We got two rooms.
One in my room, one in Kimu's room, and two juniors.
If I'm in the same hotel as my juniors,
even when I'm sleeping or taking a piss,
I wake up and do it.
Why?
It's bad if you wake me up in the middle of the night.
Jeez!
What are you talking about?
No, no, no!
You're exaggerating!
No, I'm serious!
That's because you're a dad!
Dad!
You're exaggerating!
You think I'm exaggerating?!
You're exaggerating!
No, I'm serious!
And you don't make me do it!
Why not?
It's bad if you wake me up in the middle of the night!
What are you talking about?
But you don't make me do it!
No, no, no!
That's what we talked about on the second night in Guam.
When we were eating, I said, "Actually, I don't care about this much."
Kimu was very impressed and said, "Did you guys hear that?!"
This is where you'll end up!
You guys should learn a little too!
You're exaggerating!
That night, you and Kimu were sleeping with other kids.
And you said you wanted to go to the bathroom.
You said you wanted to go to the bathroom.
But you wanted to stay up a little longer.
So you said you wanted to go to the bathroom.
But you said you wanted to go to the bathroom.
And you went back to sleep.
You didn't say anything.
You went back to sleep.
I'm glad you told me what you said yesterday.
Then I'll say it too.
You opened it and it was poop.
Let it out!
I can't think of anything!
Kimu said...
Let it out, you idiot!
After that, another kid woke up!
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