AISubs v3.4
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What? What?
Wait a minute, everyone!
What? What?
Why are you giving money to license?
What? What do you want?
Did you do it? License?
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Really?
I did it!
Really?
License is...
a small area, isn't it?
No!
Then why are you showing off here?
Well, there are various reasons for that.
No, no, no!
Give me money!
Suddenly you came out and talked about money!
No, no, I'm serious! Give me money!
I'll give you!
The timing is still...
There was a lot of time before the show started.
Are you stupid?
If you do what I want...
I'll give you my number! I'll give you my number!
It's like handing it over with one hand.
Are you stupid?
Did you hear what I said?
Are you okay?
That's right.
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
I'm Australian.
I've never said a word of that country!
Are you Australian?
You go to places that are easy to understand every year, don't you?
I know.
I really go to places that are easy to understand.
This year I also went to Guam.
You're stupid, aren't you?
I'm stupid.
You're stupid.
I'm sorry.
Well, it's okay.
If you're mad, you shouldn't be mad!
You know...
I took the elevator.
And I was in the room for 22 floors.
And in the middle of it...
A stupid family came in.
An old man and an old woman.
And the old woman was about the same age as me.
You stink!
And the kids were like...
That's enough!
You stink like a ******* kid!
That's enough!
What is this?!
No, that's fine!
Kids are fine!
That's enough.
I was the only one in the group.
I see.
And I got on.
How many floors are there?
Not bad!
Yeah, not bad.
17 floors.
What? No way!
There's just not enough kids!
Right?!
Well, yeah.
And...
I was wondering if there was something when I got off.
And when I opened the door...
I went straight in.
And the old woman...
"Nothing like this will happen!" And then she hugged me and said "Hey, um..."
"F**k you!" "Hey!"
If you can't get away with it, say it again!
"Wow, look at you go!" "Wow, look at you go!"
Even if it's just one word...
But you know, I think...
Wow, look at you go!
If you say it directly, you might end up fighting.
She's bad, but you don't want to fight, right?
Exactly.
So in those cases...
"Excuse me?" "How old am I?"
I have nothing to do with you, but...
Don't you think you're acting weird?
I think you should be the third party.
Ah, I see.
Right?! If you do that, she'll be so embarrassed!
Right?! Even if you say "How old are you?" she'll be like...
Don't do it! If I put up with it, it'll be fine!
You should do it!
It's fine, but it's disgusting!
Well, well, well...
She's the one who should do it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I think you're right about that.
I think you should add a psychological aspect to it.
Like, "Shut up, you idiot!"
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
You should make people around you do it.
In those cases...
You should do it.
Then, since you're an idiot, you should have a love consciousness.
You idiot!
Should I do it?
Yeah, yeah.
So you won't protect me!
Even though you won't protect me!
It's like...
It's like she's in a downturn!
Let me see.
That's a subtle hair color.
Pen name number eight, Wright-san.
Yes.
A question for Matsumoto-san of Major League Baseball.
Go ahead.
Matsumoto-san, it is said that you were expelled from the high school baseball club
due to the fact that you started playing ridiculous baseball in high school.
What kind of baseball was it?
Well, there were various kinds of baseball.
Please tell me. What kind of baseball?
Huh?
What kind of baseball was it?
Well...
The first one I played...
Yes.
...was a baseball called "para".
Para...
I threw it like this...
Yes.
...and as soon as I went to catch it...
...the seam was like "para".
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with "para"?
My opponent was like "para"!
Oh, I see.
This was really popular.
Was it popular? I don't know about it.
Before you throw it, you have to pull the string like this...
That's primitive.
No one can do it if you just remove the string.
If you do it like this...
Oh, I see.
Para...
But in terms of baseball, it's a little...
Well, it's not like...
It's just that I was a little angry about it.
But still, I was a little angry.
- Because you couldn't untie it? - Yeah, because I couldn't untie it.
No matter how many of them there were, I couldn't get enough of them.
- It's scary, isn't it? - Yeah.
- "No matter how many there are, I couldn't get enough of them." - No, that's enough of that.
- What's next? - Huh?
- Of course, you don't do the standard ones, do you? - Like what?
- Like "disappearing firewoods." - Those are all from the manga.
- That's not it, is it? - Yeah.
- The ones you can use realistically. - Yeah, the ones you can use realistically.
- Then tell me about them. - Um...
Disappearing firewoods.
Who are you saying that from?
- That's... - From the ball's point of view!
- What are you saying? - Who are you saying that from?
Disappearing firewoods.
- Well, well, from the ball's point of view... - From the ball's point of view...
- It just happened. - From your point of view, "disappearing firewoods" is...
"Disappearing firewoods," but...
"Disappearing firewoods" also had a meaning.
- But in the end, it didn't disappear. - That "disappearing firewoods" was broken.
- What do you mean? - You know, the batter...
He hit the batting he wanted to hit.
Even though we threw the ball that we wanted to disappear,
he hit the batting we wanted to hit.
And we got hit like "caaah"!
- Well, the batter wanted to hit, right? - Yeah, he wanted to hit.
- It was like that back then. - Yeah.
- "pen name" from the 90s. - Yes.
- "I have a question for the self-proclaimed singer and comedian Matsumoto-san." - Go ahead.
- "A Long Time Ago," "A Room," "A White Shirt," and "Me" were big hits. - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the end, what did that song want to say? - Well...
- Have you heard of it? - Well...
- I've heard of it, but I don't remember it very clearly. - Ah, I see.
- Well, I guess you're right. - Yeah.
- But it was a big hit. - Yeah.
- What did it want to say? - Well...
- "A Room," "A Room," "A White Shirt," and "Me." - "A Room," "A White Shirt," and "Me."
- Well, to put it simply... - Yeah.
- "A Room," "A Room," "A White Shirt," and "Me." - "A Room," "A Room," "A White Shirt," and "Me."
- You said it so easily. - Yes, I said it very easily, but...
- Yes. - I'm sorry.
- Yeah. - "I heard you've been to your son's gym," said Matsumoto-san.
- Is it true? - Yes.
- You've been there, haven't you? - I haven't!
- Of course you haven't! - No, I have.
- When I was... fourth grade?
- That was quite a while ago, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
I don't know if I should say this on TV, but...
- Why? - You surprised me.
What do you mean?
- I watched it for an hour or four hours. - That's a long time!
Normally...
It's at least two hours!
When I tried to go home, the other students wouldn't let go of my hand.
- Oh, I see. So you got it. - No, I didn't get it.
Well, you know, I've always liked children.
I don't know how many times I stroked her head.
I think I stroked her about 2,000 times.
- And? - I was surprised.
Her nose had been drooping for a long time except for the third hour.
She was a fourth grader and her nose wasn't drooping.
It was a huge amount of water.
There was a well around here.
It was like curry.
It was dripping over and over again.
And for some reason, there were two wells in the neighborhood.
It was amazing.
The teacher didn't say anything anymore.
She was drinking a lot of water.
- Why is that? - Her throat was dry.
- She was nose-drooping for a long time. - Oh, really?
- Mr. Matsumoto, lastly... - Yes?
- A pen name, "sarko-san". - What is it?
- "I always enjoy watching you." I have a suggestion for "down-to-earth".
The years have changed.
Why don't you make a new way of life?
- Well, you know... - I've made all kinds of "down-to-earth" songs.
- You have. - I think it's about time you changed it.
- Oh, really? - You seemed to be satisfied with today's song.
- Yes, yes. - The one before.
- Oh, when it came out. - That's right.
- Is it okay for you to change it? - But you've been using it a lot, haven't you?
- Yes. - Heipo is saying "yes, yes".
- I haven't seen that show before. - I haven't seen it either.
- He's saying "yes, yes".
- I haven't seen that show before.
- Have you seen it yet?
- The one least involved in the eraser usage kind of guy.
- Well, if you can, I'll let you use it. - That's fine.
- And you make a new one. - That's fine too.
- Shall we do the monologue then?
- Fast!
- Actually, any kind of monologue would be good!
- Do you have any ideas? - Well, I'd like to do it in a Latin style.
- In a Latin style?! - Well, Latin blood is mixed with everyone.
- Right? - It's not a subtle hair color, but...
- It's a little purple. - It's purple, right?
- Would you like me to do it? - Well, since you're here...
- I'm Debayashi. - Wasn't it you last time? The one about Garigari-kun?
- Oh, come on! It wasn't just a joke!
- You made it up, but I said it so many times!
- You know, a joke is the worst! It never works!
- You said Garigari-kun at the end!
- You know, I just happened to wear it. - You just happened to wear it last time, didn't you?
- Well, it doesn't matter which one I wore first. - Then, please.
- I'm an Asian Papillon!
What do you mean by "again"?
Are you not an Asian Papillon?
Then I'll ask you!
Are you not an Asian Papillon?
If you're not, I'll apologize!
Then I'll cry.
But your music is perfect.
It's not perfect!
I don't say it's perfect.
I don't know how many people are here today,
but I think you must have thought "ah" when you saw me.
Ah, Asian Papillon...
Where will you participate?
No, it's fine!
Huh?
No, I can't participate in Papillons.
Then do whatever you like.
Yeah, but you're an Asian Papillon,
but you're not an Asian Papillon yet.
You're different, too.
Then I'll cry for a while.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Don't stand in front of people and scratch your butt!
Ah! Ah!
I am an Asian fan!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You know...
I don't want you to laugh at me, but...
I'm really embarrassed about this!
Um...
It's like...
How far can we go?
Um...
It's like... "Let's go as far as we can!"
It's okay! It's okay!
Really?
Then you should help me!
What do you want me to do?
Um...
Get in the Japanese car.
I can't say anything...
You don't have to say anything!
I...
I don't have to say anything!
You've been standing like this the whole time!
It's not like this...
It's really...
Wow!
It has nothing to do with speed!
That's fine with me.
Otherwise, I'd be really embarrassed.
I'm the one who's embarrassed by your song!
Well, well, well...
That's really...
Um...
Really...
Is it okay?
Yes.
Your face looks a little dead.
You know...
It's better for you to look lively.
No, it hurts.
That's why I say "Hitoshi is an Asian Papillon".
Yes.
Then, do you want me to say something?
Yes.
Then, you too, please come in while dancing.
Come in?
Please come in solo.
Please come in like this.
Then it's fine.
Yes.
Hitoshi is an Asian Papillon.
Yes.
Then, can Masatoshi come in as an Asian Papillon?
No, I'm not a Papillon.
That's why I'm a little...
Come on!
I didn't ask you!
Something like that.
What kind of attitude is that?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Damn it!
That's fine, that's fine.
Can you do "don" for me?
Don
But that's the "moon" in "dance".
Um...
You're not the only one, Papillon!
If you do "don" for me, I'll...
So, Hamada is Papillon of Asia.
I'll be back soon.
By the way, I'm dancing.
Are you okay?
Me?
Yes.
So, Hitoshi is Asia's...
Ah, yes, that's right.
Hitoshi is Asia's Papillon.
Don
So?
Hamada is Asia's Papillon.
So you want me to do "don" for you?
Oh, you want me to do "Hamada-mono".
"Hamada-mono", yes.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Um... well...
I know you haven't ridden it for many years.
I know that even in our first meeting.
Ah, this person is not very happy and happy.
I know that.
Well, let's try it once.
I'm really curious if you can dance or not.
Dancing has nothing to do with it!
For now, it's just about this part, right?
Wow, that's how you think of it.
What?
That's how you think of it.
Why are you saying it twice?
It's not like that!
After all, like...
Ah, he's dancing!
If you listen to the song, you'll know.
It goes from your senses to your vision.
Ah, he's dancing.
You have to feel that "Hamada-chan is dancing."
Hitoshi is Asia's Papillon.
Come on!
Oh, it was already starting!
Come on, dance!
Hey you, dance properly!
Are you ready?
You really don't have any dancing talent.
What are you saying?
I can't dance.
Can you do "one year Asia's Papi"?
What?
Can you do "one year Asia's Papi"?
One year Asia's Papi
You're just randomly doing it!
In the previous one, you were dancing properly, right?
Yes, yes.
The tempo was good.
That's right.
You were changing it, so you were able to do it well.
Yes, yes.
You only have that one phrase.
That's not true.
What are you saying?
This song continues a lot, doesn't it?
Then let me hear it.
Whether it can be a device or not.
One year Asia's Papi
It's over!
But I still like mama
Hey, what is it then?
Why do I have to think of where to go?
You're saying something fundamental.
It's strange, isn't it?
Why?
I'm doing it with a cheap gallant.
It's strange, isn't it?
Is it?
Let's go.
No, no, no.
Then do it.
Do the song, quickly.
Then, why Masatoshi, Hamada, and Aja's Papi are included?
And I'm included, right?
Yes.
But I still like mama.
I still like mama.
No, you can change it. You can change it completely.
Can you change it?
No, not at all.
I'll leave it up to you.
If you can change it, I'll change it.
You can decide it.
Then, change it once.
For now, I'll keep one.
I have two.
(singing)
What's that?
I know!
Can I do it like a heavy metal singer?
Can you do it?
I can do it.
You're fast.
I can do it.
Then, let me hear it.
I'll leave one up for you.
What will you do?
No, it's fine.
Heavy metal songs aren't completed at all.
Then, let me complete it.
How do you want me to complete it?
If you say "ah", I'll say "ah", too.
Really?
Don't show your tongue.
It's quite embarrassing.
It's been a while, isn't it?
Would you like an Asian Papillon?
An Asian Papillon, Yudomoto?
Would you like an Asian Papillon, Yudomoto?
Yes, please.
Please come in.
Yes.
Please wait.
Yes.
It's been a while since we talked like this.
Yes, yes.
It's been a while since we talked like this.
No, we talk like this in the center mic.
Oh, is that so?
Well...
Well, it's fine.
Yes, yes.
But you know...
What?
It's fine.
Let's do it!
Yes, please.
Let's do it for the last time.
Please say it without laughing, okay?
Yes, of course.
Everyone, I'm sorry, but let's do it.
Yes.
Let's do it in seconds.
Let's do it.
Let's do it in 5 seconds.
4, 3, 2, 1...
9!
I'm an Asian Papillon!
I'm still an Asian Papillon!
What are you laughing about?!
Yudomoto, you're a zero!
What's with you?!
Just come in!
3, 2, 1...
9!
I'm an Asian Papillon!
I'm still an Asian Papillon!
You're a zero!
You should do this!
If you had this, you'd do it!
Let's do it properly!
We have to do it properly.
We decided it in a minute and a half.
Okay?
Yes.
Hamada!
Let me say it first!
On the contrary, I'm Hamada and you're Hamada!
I know!
Let's say it.
Here we go.
Hitoshi is an Asian Papillon.
Hamada is an Asian Papillon.
But I still like you, Mama.
Okay!
Thank you!
Let's listen to it.
Can we listen to it now?
Of course!
Let's listen.
Hitoshi is an Asian Papillon.
Hamada is an Asian Papillon.
But I still like you, Mama.
Why does it sound like a rehearsal room?
No, it's not!
Does it sound like a rehearsal room?
It's like a fish out of a fish bowl!
Are you okay?
It's like a fish out of a fish bowl!
Why is it recording?
It's recording!