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"Shichihenge", a famous musical instrument used by children.
Many performers and staff have taken on this project under tremendous pressure.
And tonight, a new challenger...
Shinagawa Shouji and Shinagawa Hiroshi.
With their flawless performance, they went all the way to Stardom.
They are the number one young talent.
"Shinagawa World" will tonight...
write a new page in Shichihenge's history.
Shinagawa World
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of "Godan".
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", Chikichiki, Shiku, Kekkon, Shinagawa, Shoji, Shinagawa's Shichihenge!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
Um, Shichihenge, I thought you weren't around anymore.
This is my 18th appearance.
Um, you know, you seem like you're full of motivation.
Seriously?!
I don't know what you're up to, but...
Did you say it yourself?
Um, well, Shinagawa Shoji, you know, I thought about what kind of connection I should have before the show, but...
I don't have one.
You don't have one.
I don't have one.
Even if you force yourself to do it, you'll get cold.
Today's star is Shinagawa Shoji!
Like I said at the end of the show, it's the first time we've had three meetings.
Usually we only have one meeting and then we talk over the phone and then it's over.
But this time we had three meetings!
Let's talk about your past. Where do you think you are right now?
I think I'm...
Why?
I'm scared.
I don't want to say it, but I'm a little scared right now.
I was just about to say it.
What are you going to do?
What can we do?
Sayonara, Yamachana-chan!
It's like a graduation ceremony.
If we're going to do it, it's going to be a prank, right?
But we've all said goodbye mentally.
What do you mean? We haven't said goodbye at all.
We've spent all of our lives together.
That's right.
Right now... Oh, you're alone.
But what about the gas festival you were all into before?
That's interesting.
It's tough for you, isn't it, Suga-chan? You've had a headache since it ended.
I spent about an hour and a half on the ship.
It's tough for you, isn't it, Suga-chan? You've had a headache since it ended.
Suga-chan!
So, how's it going? How many kilometers have you ridden?
Oh, that's right...
Shut up! Keep your eyes shut!
It's used, you know.
Tanaka!
Did you raise enough money?
Oh, how much do you need?
Can't you hear me saying "shut up"?
Yes.
Fend?
Yes?
Did you celebrate your birth?
But how old will you be?
Can't you hear me saying "shut up"?
It's boring, what you said before.
I'm sorry.
Matsun!
If the book sells, it's one hundred percent, right?
I don't know.
How many copies do you have?
Can't you hear me saying "shut up"?
Yama-chan!
No, it's nothing.
Okay.
Let's go.
It's huge!
Ayase, go!
She didn't say anything!
She laughed at your acting.
She didn't say anything.
This is possible.
Matsumoto, Heipo, Onuma, Hana's solo unit.
I want to be next.
Okay, let's go.
Yes!
Look at this.
When I saw him being bullied, I thought it was great.
Why did you choose it yourself?
Is it really emo?
You were in it with all your might!
You've raised the level of emo.
It's cool.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to protect the final match against Korea.
Hey you!
What is this?
You're shaking!
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize!
You've been bullied, haven't you?
Hey!
I'm sorry.
I said don't apologize!
Hey! Don't take it off!
Put it on.
Idiot.
What's an idiot?
Hey!
What's with you?
Hey!
Don't look down on me!
I'm sorry.
Praise me.
Don't take it off!
Do it properly.
I'm sorry.
We don't have much time.
I'm sorry.
You only have 30 minutes.
I'm sorry.
Do it properly.
Yes, but I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
I'm sorry.
It's all emo.
You're not good enough.
I'm sorry.
Can I go to your new house?
No, it's still a little busy.
It's busy, isn't it?
Yes.
I went there when I was at home.
Yes.
It's a little busy, isn't it?
Yes.
I went there when I was at home.
It's a little busy, isn't it?
He's the first one, isn't he?
That's right.
He's preparing for it now, isn't he?
Well, it seems like he went home early because of his busy schedule.
Go back.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Go back. Yes, sir.
Thank you.
- Hey. - Yes, sir.
Thank you.
- Hey. - Huh?
- What are you doing? It's none of your business! - You...
Come here! Come here!
You want me to beat you up like this?
You're amazing! You're amazing!
- He's amazing! - He's amazing!
- He's hard!
- Cool! - You're still here!
Stop it!
Don't touch my butt!
That's why I didn't want to fight you.
- Don't touch me. - No.
- Don't touch me! - No!
Don't touch my butt!
Don't touch my butt.
- The billiard house. - Why would I touch it?
- That was close. - That was close.
Hello?
Yeah.
Now?
In a meeting.
Yeah.
Huh?
Why?
How do you know?
What is it? I don't like it!
It's impossible, I mean...
I don't want you to leave me, but...
It's impossible, I mean...
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
Turn your eyes to what's behind you and dream.
No matter what happens, everything should start from there.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
You scared me!
This is the main system of the game.
I put one in my pocket.
Me too!
And next...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
Yes, it's 12,000 yen!
12,000 yen means...
I'm going to be single all day.
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
How did you feel when you saw it on TV?
Well...
The fourth one...
The fourth one?
Yes.
When it ended...
My heart was broken.
It's over.
Gaki Gaki, Gaki Gaki, Gaki Gaki, Gari Gari...
Well, you know...
I don't know if I want to do it or not based on how it comes out...
You know, right?
I'm like, "Yeah, I'll do it," and I'm like an entertainer's face, right?
You know, like an AV corner or something like that.
Like what?
Do you cut your nose hair or something?
You'd probably cut something like that, wouldn't you?
You're disgusting.
Right?
Yeah, I do.
I mean, I do cut it with a machine, you know?
Wow, that's high-tech!
Well, well, well...
Oh, is that so? I still cut it myself, though...
Oh, is that so?
Isn't that really annoying?
Why?
I'm sure... I'm sure I cut it, but...
The next day, I'm sure it's still coming out.
That's why I wrote it in my will.
Oh, you're sure you wrote it in your will?
I'm sure of it.
Have you ever been betrayed?
I've never been betrayed.
Are you serious?!
The scissors probably come out of this side, right?
Yes, that's right.
So I made a big discovery.
In short...
Yes.
When you cut it, you cut it like you're stopping it, right?
Yes.
Right?!
That's why you shouldn't cut it like you're stopping it.
Even if you cut it like you're stopping it, when you're done cutting it, look in the mirror and...
I don't know if it'll really come out or not.
That's why you should cut it like you're...
Are you going to continue?
If you're good at it and it comes out, I can cut it.
Oh, do you need a machine for that?
You can just put it in like this.
Put it up like this and...
You're making me angry.
When you put your nose up like that, I think you were second in Yoshimoto.
Who's first?!
I don't know.
When you put your nose up like that, you're making me mad!
I'm not mad at you at all.
Do it for me!
I'm serious.
You're making me mad!
You do it. You're already low.
What's with you?!
That's horrible!
You're making me mad!
No, no! I'm not mad at you at all!
I'm not mad at you at all!
No, you're talking weird! You're talking weird!
You're talking weird!
Shut up!
You're making me really angry!
What's with you?!
You're making me mad!
You're really making me mad!
You have a half human face!
I really don't know what you're talking about!
I'm so angry right now!
You're definitely the one who's funny!
No, you're the one who's funny!
Well, with that note...
Let me...
Let me "dead heat" for a bit.
"Dead heat"?
Ah! That's right! I remembered!
What is it?
Um... I have to do that!
What is it?
Um...
The Japanese series!
Ah, you mentioned it!
Um... I mentioned it a little while ago...
Yes!
In the end... what will you do?
Let's say it together! If we say it together and split up, there won't be a problem, right?
Well, that's true...
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? You've already decided?
I've decided.
What's your basis?
Basis?!
Do you have a basis for being a team?
Can I say one thing?
It's close.
Very close.
Do you have a basis for being a team?
I don't know much about baseball.
But there is a certain tension and momentum.
So I think it's better to win later.
This is difficult.
Are you ready?!
Basis?!
Say it!
You are so cool.
But I said it in the first broadcast.
So I will say it. I am a basis.
This is one person's punishment.
I don't want to say four people like Fukiya.
It's a one-on-one punishment game.
Is it okay?
It can't be helped.
Let's say it one more time.
Are you ready?!
Basis?!
Huh?!
No, no, no.
Say it.
It's okay.
I don't know much about it.
But I was punished twice last year.
And recently...
Shut up!
I have been playing baseball games.
It's okay.
Basis?!
It's okay.
Are you ready?!
It can't be helped.
I will decide what to do.
I will stop here.
Okay.
I have to do it.
Don't do it.
The book came out.
Don't show it.
You're not that kind of character!
It seems you can cry.
Can you cry reading a book like this?
It seems you can cry when you see the second page.
It seems you can cry when you see a kid's book.
What kind of book is it?
It looks thick, but it's about eight pages.
And it's like a note-taking book.
I want to leave everyone memories.
Matsumoto-san, who always wants to leave memories for everyone...
Ah, that's true.
Matsumoto-san, your hit song "Nagi sa ni te" which you released when you were an idol...
Would you like to hear it again?
Please, let me hear it.
Yes, sure.
Nagi sa ni te
I don't need much power.
Nagi sa ni te
Yes, I said it 20,000 times.
Nagi sa ni te
Um, could you stop clapping?
I'll give you a mousse.
It's hard for you to get on my pen.
Oh, I see.
Is it still OK?
Is your watch still OK?
No, my watch is OK.
It's all sold out, isn't it?
No, it's not sold out yet.
You can't sell 20,000 copies like this.
OK, OK.
Ta-ta-ta-ta, hey!
Hey!
When your partner is working hard even when he's bent over,
are you checking the next draft?
No, I'm not doing anything.
OK, please.
"I'm not doing anything," you say, but why do you want to work together?
No, I don't know! I don't know that song!
Don't you remember it?!
No, I haven't heard it even once!
Go to the mountains.
Go to the sea.
Go to the south.
Go to Nagasaki.
Ta-ta-ta-ta, hey!
It's already over!
Ta-ta-ta-ta, hey!
Ride on a stolen bike.
It's already over!
It's not funny!
It's that song!
But I brought it from a completely different place.
On the contrary, it's not funny.
No, it's not!
Please show me.
What are you going to show me?
Is it over now?
It's not over.
So show me until the end.
I'll do it again next time.
Sometimes you say you'll do it again, and sometimes you don't.
It's over!
Don't get so angry!
What's with the momentum?
There are good and bad things you can say.
There's nothing you can't say.
Don't say it!
But you said you'd do it again, and you didn't!
There is!
Don't get so angry.
I said there is!
But you said you'd do it again, and you didn't!
There is!
Next time, you idiot!
November 14th, Yūko Hesshin.
We'll be back with a new announcement!