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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", the 7th world record sold out in the last episode of Shogunate!
The 7th world record?
Can we do it again?
Can we do it again? You're not married yet.
We don't have to do anything.
When was the last world record sold out?
Two and a half years ago.
Jaguar Yokota.
The world record sold out has been repeated many times.
But, they couldn't escape from lonely life.
And, in the last episode of Jaguar Yokota, they tried to get married but couldn't.
Can the world record really get married?
So, today's main role, or rather main role, is...
The world record holder!
Thank you for having me.
Where's the world record holder?
World record holder!
You don't have to treat me like that.
I'm sorry.
This is the seventh time.
Make sure of it.
I've done it many times. I want to get married somehow.
Make up your mind today.
I heard you have a plan for today.
Actually, I do.
I'd like to sing and dance in front of you and get married.
You're good at picking up girls.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You're good at picking up girls.
Sing and dance!
Actually, I've been good at it for a long time.
I'm a disco generation.
Discotique.
Yes, discotique. I've been doing it every day.
So if you discuss it...
How old are you?
Master, you...
How old are you?
I'm 48 years old.
He's 48 years old.
I'm 48 years old.
I'll manage to get you married by 50.
You've never done it before?
You're still beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You've never met someone you wanted to marry?
I've met her twice.
But in the end...
You're lying!
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Now, let's have our first female guest appear.
Please!
Good evening.
Aren't you young?
Yes.
Are you usually younger?
No, but...
Misaki Miyabi-san is 23 years old.
She is always bright, cheerful and beautiful.
Do you know Heipo-san?
Yes.
I've only seen her on TV.
What impression do you have of Heipo-san?
She's an interesting person.
You're exaggerating.
She's not interesting!
I was surprised when I saw her in person.
She's like a soft vinyl.
What is it?
What is your favorite talent?
I love this.
Do you want to go to an amusement park?
I want to go.
But there aren't many rides you can ride.
There's a height limit.
It's difficult.
Do you like haunted houses?
I love them!
I want to go to a haunted island.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'll ask you for a ride.
I don't think you can.
I'm sorry!
There are a lot of things.
Let's see Heipo-san.
Please come out!
What's with this weird distance?
How is she?
She's cuter than I thought.
That's a good impression.
I think you'll know if you talk slowly.
Please take your seats.
Please talk slowly.
It's a waste of time.
It's okay to say "daughter".
She's 48 and 23 years old.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Keipo. Nice to meet you.
I'm Keipo Hisaki.
You're 23 years old?
Yes.
I'm 48 years old.
Do you like older people?
If you think about marriage, I like mature people.
Then you're mature.
Age is age.
She said it herself.
She's very mature.
Why are you single?
You had many chances.
It's true.
It's cheap.
It's a cheap fortune-telling game.
What's your hobby?
Basically, I like dancing and dancing.
I don't know about that.
I have a big dream.
What's your dream?
That is...
You're weird.
I like you, but I'm scared of ghosts
My classmate's son is twenty years old
My lady is getting married first
At this rate, I'm going crazy
I earn a lot of money
I'll give you all my savings
If you miss this chance, it's over
I'll give you all my savings
Get married! Get married!
That was amazing!
The dancers were amazing, too!
That was amazing!
That was a good kick!
Nihei did his best for his girlfriend!
Let's hear the verdict!
- Come on! - Come on!
- 0 seconds! - Please!
- Go ahead!
- Why?
- Oh, oh, oh... - Didn't you cry? - Didn't you cry?
- Give me a reason!
- Do you hate ghosts?
- I'm a little scared of them. - I've been in a ghost house.
- In that sense, I'm a little unreliable... - As a man...
- I'm sorry.
- Heito failed!
- Good morning!
- No, you did a good job!
- No, you really danced well! - Yes!
- You were great! - Yes, you were great!
- Right? - Well, I didn't feel anything when I saw you, you know?
- But, well, you know, women... - That's right, that's right.
- I wasn't surprised at all.
- I thought you'd feel something, you know?
- Well, we can't end it like this. One more person, please!
- Right? To be honest, when Kokori said, "First, the first one," it was weird!
- Now, let's have the girls appear! Go ahead!
- Ah, nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- She's young, too. - She's 24 years old!
- She's 24 years old. - She's a pure and slender beauty.
- You know Heito, don't you? - Yes, I often watch him on TV.
- What about him? - Do you watch him on TV?
- No, but he's an interesting person, and I like that kind of person...
- No, I mean... - He's not interesting!
- No matter how you look at it, you can't tell if he's being misunderstood or not!
- Let's have the soldier appear! - Yes!
- Please come in!
- What's with the distance?
- Miss, what do you think of the soldier?
- I think he has a strange feeling and I like him.
- Oh, you like him?
- Nice to meet you.
- How old were you? - I'm 24 years old.
- 24 years old? - Yes.
- Is it okay for you to go all the way up?
- As long as we can go together and have fun and be at ease.
- So it's fun to go somewhere together, right?
- Yes, it is. I haven't been there recently, but...
- I go to Paris every year.
- Oh, really?
- So spending New Year in Paris is what I'm most into right now.
- Oh, really? - Let's go together!
- Sorry, I haven't been to Europe.
- So you go to Venice and ride a gondola.
- It's romantic, isn't it? - It's nice!
- Isn't it? - Yes!
- Oh, really? - Yes!
- She's very grateful!
- Isn't it more of a love show?
- Love show... - Love show?
- I get that a lot, but I'm really good at it.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Shall we give it a try?
- You're confused, aren't you?
- It's my first time, so...
- You've been to a salon before, right?
- I want to touch it.
- Oh, you're shaking it!
- Oh, it's warm!
- It feels good!
- What do you think of men who are good at massage?
- Oh, it's nice! - It's nice, isn't it?
- Going to Paris and getting a massage...
- It's a rule, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Going to Paris and getting a massage... - It's a rule, isn't it?
- It's fun!
- My hobby is...
- I like going for a drive and going on a date, but...
- I also like getting in a car and going shopping.
- Do you like brands? - Yes, I do.
- I like buying a lot of things.
- I'm living near Roppongi Hills right now... - Really?!
- Yes.
- I'll give you a present if you stay there.
- I'm happy! - What do you like?
- I'm thinking of getting some money.
- Didn't Vuitton just open recently?
- Vuitton? Not at all. - Really?
- Not at all. - Are you telling me tomorrow?
- Not at all. - I'm happy!
- Not at all? - I like your reaction!
- Thank you so much.
- Can we really go out?
- I'm a little nervous right now, but...
- It's not hard, is it? - I'd like to talk with you.
- No, it's fine.
- I'll invite you over to the Hills.
- At that time, I'd like to be able to cook.
- Can you cook?
- I've been able to make pretty much anything lately.
- I see.
- Mr. Hepo, what do you like?
- Well, you know... you know... - What's with you?
- I've been able to make pretty much anything lately. - I've been able to make pretty much anything lately.
- I see.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is the first time we've done this in the beginning.
Ah, that movement.
What is this subtle feeling?
Is it over?
Yes!
No, no, no. This time, Amara did her best.
- Did you watch it? - Yes, I did.
- Yes. - Yes.
- This time, we should thank her. - We should thank her.
- It's good that you spoke Taiwanese. - Yes.
Well, it's better if you ask half of her story.
I see.
So! Let's judge and eat!
- This is good! - Please do this!
I'm counting on you.
- Ehh! - Ehh!
- Why did you say that? - What's wrong?
What's the reason?
It's smaller than I thought.
Size, right? Size.
- If it was smaller... - You were thinking too much!
- That's not good! - That's not good!
You shouldn't say that!
Heipo failed again!
- That was good, but... - Heipo, let's go home!
No, no! Please wait! It's not over yet!
- That's enough! - That's enough!
There's something I've been thinking about, and I'd like you all to cooperate with me.
I can't do it alone. I'd like you all to do the musical with me.
- What do you mean? - No, no.
If you do it together and appeal, I think girls will fall for you.
There's something I've been thinking about...
I don't think it makes sense for us to fall for you!
No, but if you do, it's mine.
- Ehh! - No, no, no, no, no...
- What are you saying? - If you look at it for a moment...
Okay, here we go.
"The Wizard of Oz".
- You're going to do this? - Yes, I'm going to do this. - No, no, you can't do that! - No, no, I can do it at all. - You can't do it even though you didn't ask for it? - I can do it at all.
I'm going to do this with you guys. Well, I've already decided on the role, so let's take a look at it.
The protagonist is Dorothy. Of course, this is me in the military uniform.
This is the most prominent role.
And by the way, Hamada Kakashi.
- The picture is similar, isn't it, Hamada-san? - Yes.
The bridge is Matsumoto-san.
And the lion is Yamcha.
- You can do this, can't you? Yamcha, you're good at this, aren't you? - No, no, no, it's my first time. - It's your first time? - Why do you think I'm good at it? - No, I thought you were good at it.
And speaking of witches who use magic, it's Tanaka.
- Are you a witch? - I'm a witch. I'd like you to do this for me, Tanaka-kun.
- And, well, for the hands, it's Endo. - It's appropriate, isn't it?
- Well, for the time being, we're going to go beat up witches with these members, but it looks like this.
- And Heipo... - Don't beat me up, Tanaka. - Yes, I won't beat you up. - So that's what it's like in the end? - Yes, Heipo beats me up.
And with a happy ending, the match is a great success.
It looks like this.
No, I'm fine with this. Please do it for me. Please do it for me.
Heipo risks his life for a musical witch.
First of all, he reads off the script he wrote himself.
- Heipo-san... - Yes? - It says you should drop the witch in a pond. - Yes.
- Will she fall in the pond? - Oh, I've prepared a pond for her, so she won't fall in it.
- But you can't do it in real life, can you? - Do you want me to water it? - Yes, I've prepared it for you.
- It's annoying... - It's annoying, isn't it?!
- Hey, don't do that. - It's annoying, isn't it?! - Hey, don't do that. - What are you saying?! - It's bad if you get wet in the water.
- Don't do that! - Take care of it properly.
Next up is the dancers' model performance.
They learn the choreography that Heipo directed.
- Okay, Hamashi, let's do it. - Yes, Kakashi. - You really don't want to do it?
- I want you to do it again. - I'm number one in this group.
- That move! - I really hate it!
- I hate that move. - That move!
- The witch came back! - The witch called.
"No one will call you if you don't do it. We're here to defeat you! You're not going anywhere after defeating the witch!
- That's how it is. - This is harder than I thought.
I like that.
I'm going to practice a little, so I'm going to call Chriskino-sensei.
Hama-san, please do it.
Why do you always say me?
The rehearsal has just begun.
"World Peace" has been using their acting skills for more than 20 years to capture the greatest happiness of marriage in life.
They are trying to use Oz's magic on five entertainers.
Hama-san, please do it properly.
I'm not doing it.
Masumoto-san...
I'm doing it, but...
Masumoto-san, wasn't it weird for the bridge to move?
It's like this, right?
What are you going to do?
What would you like me to do?
No, it's not like I slipped or anything like that.
I'm not a human being.
Are you standing on a beam?
Completely.
Hama-san, please say it clearly.
Yes, I've already said it clearly.
Then, shall we do it like this?
Is it okay for you?
It's okay. This will decide it.
Finally, Hana's happy end.
Hana's happy end?
Hana's happy end.
Let's have them appear on stage. Please!
Yes!
She's a glamorous beauty with a cute smile, Sakura-san.
Yes!
Are you the type of person with financial ability?
Yes, I'm a student, so I want to get married as soon as I graduate.
You have a lot of financial ability, Heiko-san.
Yes.
Right?
I'll go up to student-san.
Student-san is okay.
Yes, okay.
Okay, okay.
Is there anything you want to ask me? Please ask me.
What is the most expensive gift you've ever given to a woman?
Until now, I like women's necklaces.
I've given about 500,000 necklaces to a few women.
That's amazing.
Right?
Yes.
What do you do on your days off?
I don't really go out on my days off.
Then!
Come to my house to play
One room where I've lived for ten years
I won't do anything
You really won't do anything?!
Don't worry
Even if you do...
You really will do it, right?!
I'll properly take responsibility
Next time, please meet my parents
Eh, all of a sudden?!
Let's start with friends first
Now, everyone! Let's go defeat the evil witch!
I am the witch of the western country.
Do you have any business with me?
We are here to defeat you!
You defeated the evil witch? Don't make me laugh!
Be prepared for that! Everyone, let's go!
Of course!
You can't defeat me!
Everyone, are you okay? Leave it to me!
What can you do to such a little girl?
I know your weakness is water!
I will drop you and your friends in that pond!
There is only one best man in the world.
He is the one who makes my dream come true.
I will cherish you for the rest of my life.
Let's get married.
Please marry me!
Oh, my!
Gaga, say something!
Why?
Someone who is a little more modest...
You are overdoing it.
Heito failed again.
Oh, my!
It was so cold!
Let's go home.
One more time, Hamada-san!
One more time, until you die!
Don't say it to me!
What are you doing?
Hamada-san!
No!
What's wrong with me?
Let's go home.
Don't touch me!
Let's go home!
It's over.
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