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You haven't done a talk show for a while, have you?
That's right!
You haven't done it, have you?
I also did a task game.
That's right, that's right.
The audience is waiting for you to do a talk show.
When you came out, there was no reaction.
I'm begging you.
That's right.
You're not energetic at all.
What's up with you?
That's right.
Did you go home?
No, I think so.
What?
But, you know, we're getting paid too.
What's the problem?
Let's work together.
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It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, yes.
You went abroad somewhere, didn't you?
To get paid.
Right? That's good, isn't it?
No, you went to Okinawa.
Yes, I went to Okinawa.
Oh, did you?
Yes, I did.
But, you know, I didn't get much out of it.
So I gave up.
But you know what?
You went to Thailand, didn't you?
Yes, I went to Thailand.
That's right.
So I went to Okinawa to borrow a video.
But they said they couldn't pay me because I'm not from Okinawa.
I said, "What are you talking about?"
It doesn't matter. I know who you are.
No, I can't. I don't have a manager, so I'm independent.
I can't help it, so I'm sorry, but I'm borrowing a video from you.
Could you borrow it for me?
So I borrowed four videos.
It's no use, right?
So you borrowed the girls' videos, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I sang "Manager, Choose Me" in Okinawa.
It was my first day in Okinawa.
I thought it would be fun.
Then my phone rang and I got a call.
What's up with you?
I didn't like it!
I know!
I didn't like it when my manager called me!
I know!
He's always playing with me.
He's playing with my feelings.
With a low tone...
I said, "Hello?"
Excuse me?
Hello?
I know, I know, I know.
I know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry for interrupting you.
Well...
On Friday...
Wow!
What's that?!
What the heck?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Listen to me!
What's that?!
What's up with you?!
You're so hot-tempered!
I said, "Hello," you know?!
And then...
As soon as the phone rang, I said...
I'm straight from Matsumoto. We're not involved but...
Say it!
Say it with a little speed!
Let me know quickly!
Say it with a little speed!
By the way, don't call me for that!
It has nothing to do with it!
I was the same! I was nervous too!
Damn you!
You don't call me for a break!
That's right!
Oh, right! You called me too!
That's right!
We were talking and you called me, the coordinator you were with.
That's right!
And you looked at me and said...
Yes.
That's right!
I really want you to stop!
That's right!
I'm serious!
I mean, there are times when I'm doing public programs like this!
I'm like, "Wow!" and I'm having fun talking,
but the manager over there is like...
What is that?!
Hurry up and tell me!
Hurry up and tell me! I want to hear it! I want to hear it!
It was definitely on purpose!
There is such a thing...
I know, I know...
I know it so well...
There is such a thing...
I did it too!
Whether it was on purpose or not, it was definitely on purpose!
That's right...
When is Hamada-san coming back and which hotel is he staying at?
We asked him...
We asked the manager...
We asked him which hotel he was staying at...
That's right! And...
We asked Hamada-san about this in secret...
What is that?!
Why is everything so open?!
But who is he going out with? I don't know!
That has nothing to do with me!
I'm going to get married! That doesn't matter to me!
I don't know!
It has nothing to do with me!
That's right...
Hamada-san, please don't say things like that on your day off...
That's right...
Hamada-san, please don't say things like that on your day off...
That's right...
It was definitely on purpose...
Where did you go?
I went to Gam...
Okinawa and Gam...
Was it fun?
No, it's too late...
It was terrible! The hotel was out of power!
It was amazing!
Can you go outside?
I can't! I can't!
I was thinking of going to a movie theater...
I asked around and they don't do movies anymore...
They don't even have subways anymore...
When it rains, the traffic stops...
You can't move...
You can't move! It was terrible!
So that's what you did on your day off...
I didn't do anything on my day off...
I see...
I really didn't do anything...
I don't know...
Hamada-san...
He's like a occupational disease...
What are you talking about?
Speak clearly!
It's pretty good...
He's like an occupational disease...
I was peeing and a man came up to me...
I said "Hey!" and he said "Hey!"
In the bathroom of the station...
Yes, yes...
I kept saying it...
Hey!
I know. I really know.
The other day...
I went to a ramen shop.
It's a pretty fast-selling ramen shop.
They don't even have alcohol there.
It's a gold shop.
If you eat there, it'll come out right away.
It's a ramen shop that wants to sell fast.
I was eating ramen there.
There were about four middle-aged men.
Four middle-aged men!
Four middle-aged men came and said, "Excuse me, but there are only four of you."
Then the clerk said, "If it's four of you, I can't do it at the same time right now."
Could you sit a little further apart?
Hmm...
I see...
I'll wait.
What?!
You want me to wait in line with you four middle- aged men?!
If you can't do it, don't do it.
I'm already two people!
What?!
What the hell is that?!
Hmm...
It's pretty good!
Then I'll wait.
What?!
I'm really surprised.
You're stupid.
You're all stupid!
You're disgusting.
You shouldn't have said that!
If it's a fast-selling ramen shop, don't eat there!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Audis is...
Well, well...
You're bald.
That's a great statement.
You're a counter.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san who used to buy shishimai as a kid.
Please tell me about your touching encounter with shishimai and how you parted with it.
It was when I was in 3rd grade.
I was playing catchball in the park in 3rd grade.
My opponent was really bad at it and I was like, "Whoa!"
I was like, "Whoa!" and I was like, "Sorry, sorry!" and I went to get the ball.
I found the ball in a grassy area and I was like, "Oh, there it is."
Kata-kata-kata.
It was in a cardboard box about this big.
Kata-kata-kata.
It was thrown away.
I think there were four of them.
But the other ones didn't say "kata-kata" that much.
They were like half-open.
Only one said "kata-kata-kata."
Kata-kata-kata.
That was my encounter.
I took one of them home.
What happened to the other three?
What?
No, the other three were dead.
Oh, I see.
Yes, and I only had one left.
I held it in my arms and it stopped saying "kata- kata-kata."
I wonder why.
Two little old men.
Oh, I see.
And you too, sir.
As for snacks...
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto of disco.
What happens when a child grows up without being given a single snack?
Oh, well...
That's right.
Well, you know, you're usually given a snack when you're little.
We've been chosen.
What is it now?
Whether to make it a snack or a pocket money...
My mother asked me about it once.
I don't really care.
Now that I think about it...
Well, if you make it a child, you don't have much choice, do you?
That's right, that's right.
Whether you make it a pocket money...
Or whether you make it a salary...
That's about it.
Well, I did get some pocket money, you know.
Oh, you did?
Yes.
Are you done talking about your sister?
Well, well, if you have another chance...
No, no, I'm just talking about snacks now.
It's not like...
Even if you weren't given a snack...
It doesn't change much about your child's life.
Oh, yes, that's fine.
That's fine, but...
After all, you might end up...
Walking around with a cold on your shoulder.
So you mean you'll get sick?
No, you won't get sick.
So your attitude will get worse?
It's not that bad of a thing.
So, you know...
If you're a salesman...
For example, if your child grows up and becomes a salesman...
You know, you're doing a good job.
And you're a salesman, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is that fine with you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'll take care of it.
When you say that...
Just a little bit...
Just a little bit!
No, no, you don't have to do that much!
No, it's fine.
It's not like it's something you should worry about.
Well, yes.
Yes.
Also...
When you're doing sales...
You know, like, in front of a bucket of coffee...
You're always conscious of that.
Well, I think I understand you.
Well, isn't that fine?
That's about it.
Yes.
This question is for Masumoto-san, the benefactor of comedy world.
Can you tell me the easiest way to chase away a fox when it's caught?
Ah!
Do you know that?
What?
Do you know the story of a crow's super sound wave?
A crow?
It's a mosquito.
A crow?
A crow, right?
A crow.
Do you know the story of a crow?
No, I don't know.
Do you know?
I don't know!
No, I don't know.
There is a sound like "kinnn" like this.
When you put batteries in a machine like this and listen to it, it makes a sound like "kinnn".
If there is a sound like this, a mosquito won't come near you.
What this "kinnn" sound is, it's a sound of a male mosquito's wings.
And the one that bites is a female mosquito.
At that time of year, it's a season when you want to reject a male mosquito even more.
This is a season!
But...
You're convinced of it, aren't you?
Do you know? Do you know?
Ah, that's a male mosquito.
That's right.
So if you say "kinnn", you think there is a male mosquito, but a male mosquito doesn't come near you.
I see!
That's right.
They're all females.
Is that so?
If you think about it, a male mosquito is killed by a female mosquito.
It's just...flying.
It's bitten and killed.
No, I don't know!
I see, I see.
It's a terrible thing.
If you think about it...
It's said in human society, isn't it?
There are many times when a man is caught in pain because of a woman.
I see.
That's what it is.
No, it's because you're caught up in a fox.
It's easier said than done.
It's about time we get down to business.
That's right.
After all, when you're caught up in a fox, you're caught up in it because you're not a fox, aren't you?
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
A fox is caught up in you because you think you're human.
Yes.
Right?
A fox is not caught up in a fox.
I see, I see.
I see.
In other words...
It's better to say it like this.
Well, then...
What are you doing?
I know how you're caught up in a fox.
I just want you to tell me how you're caught up in a fox.
I see, I see.
And I'll tell you the easiest way.
Yes, yes, yes.
What you're saying is that you'll tell me how you're caught up in a fox, right?
A fox isn't enough, though.
Sometimes, like...
Like what?
Like a date.
No, no, no.
Well, I'll do that from now on.
I'll do that from now on.
You'll be taken away!
I'll do it every 20 minutes.
Okay, I'll do it from now on.
But if you don't do it...
Ah! I'm already confused about "from now on" and "from now on".
If you don't do it, please teach me how to chase away the person who has been taken away.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Would you like me to be a little rough?
What are you saying?
Would you like me to be a little rough?
Ah, that's...
It's easy, isn't it?
If you do it, you'll be taken away right away.
The best thing is...
Ah! If you think you've been taken away by a fox...
Yes, yes.
You should be taken away by a white snake as soon as possible.
It's difficult.
If you think you've been taken away by a white snake, I think you're in trouble.
Ah, well, I know.
But I haven't been taken away by that white snake.
After all, you should make a gap.
A gap?
Um...
You should wear pants with a wide hem.
Like mambo pants.
If you wear slim pants, it's hard for you to fit in.
So...
Please shorten it with pants that are wide enough.
If you do that, it's much easier for you to come up.
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes.
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Pen name "bichibichi"-san, what makes you so scared of the cross?
Ah...
Well...
It's Yomehan.
You're stupid, Dracula!
It's Yomehan!
It's a big figure!
It's not that scary!
It's you, Yomehan!
And...
Dracula...
It's said that Dracula's Yomehan is really strong!
I see...
It's said that he can turn you over as soon as you cry!
It's said that if you turn him over...
It's said that no matter how much rice you eat...
It's said that he can turn you over as soon as you cry!
Just now you said "soumen" (noodles)
It's said that he can say...
Stop it already!
It's said that he can say...
So you're saying you're mistaken for a cross?
I'm mistaken for a cross.
Wow! It's Yomehan!
Wow!
Yoshike!
It's not Yoshike!
Just say it properly!
Yoshiko!
Um...
You know what?
Um...
I'm thinking of something else.
That...
That's hidden, right?
That's hidden from Yomehan!
But...
You don't like garlic either, right?
I don't like garlic either.
Then what is it?
Huh?
Why don't you like garlic?
Can you afford it?
Yes, I'm sorry, Sensei.
Why don't you like light?
Yes, I don't like light.
It's already morning.
It's already morning!
Your wife will scold you!
Mishiko will scold you!
Who is Mishiko?
It was hard for me to say Yoshiko.
I was scared.
Yes, I see.
I was scared.
Wow! It's you!
It's you!
I know what you mean.
Yes, I know.
Light is morning.
Yes, yes.
Then what about garlic?
What is garlic?
You said it yourself.
What is garlic?
Do you not like garlic?
No, it's not like that.
Oh, I see.
What is it?
It's...
I just don't like it.
I'm not good at it.
I'm not scared of garlic.
What is it?
I'm not scared of it.
But I'll be surprised for ten hours.
I'm sure you'll be surprised for ten hours.
Yes, yes.
Then your wife will scold you.
You don't have to say it!
Everyone will run away!
You're stupid!
Really.
This is what happens to a wife.
It's like Saber Tiger.
What are you talking about?
Your wife will kick you out.
But it won't change anything.
No, it will.
If your wife kicks you out.
But you won't die, will you?
I won't die, but I will become a wife.
You shouldn't.
No, no.
If everyone becomes Dracula's wives.
Dracula will die, won't he?
That's what scares me the most!
Pen name "holiday".
What if you die at sea?
This is a question for Matsumoto-san.
Could you tell me about Marimo for a week?
How much do you know about Marimo?
I don't know much about her.
"Her"?
What do you mean "her"?
Your phone is ringing.
Who could it be?
Could you tell me?
Wow, that's a terrible way of saying it.
But I think Marimo is telling you the same thing.
I don't know if you're right or wrong, but...
It doesn't matter how she looks like.
Wow, I'm sure she'll call me.
She'll definitely call me from Marimo's wife's group.
She can't do anything.
No, no, she's busy for a week.
She's busy?!
She's busy.
Why doesn't she stay still?
Well, you haven't seen her for a week, right?
Yeah, I haven't seen her for a week.
For a moment, you're like "Wow, what is this?"
She'll definitely call you.
She'll definitely call me.
You're like "What's wrong with you?"
When she's sleeping, she's right next to me.
That's disgusting.
Then what is she busy with?
Huh?
What is she busy with?
First of all, Monday...
Monday...
Yes?
Monday...
I wonder if I'll have it tomorrow.
I've been thinking about it all month.
First of all, Monday is over.
Oh, I'll have it tomorrow.
Monday...
I wonder if I'll have it tomorrow.
I wonder if it'll be a joke.
I've been thinking about it all month.
And...
Tuesday...
Why did I have to worry so much about a tree yesterday about whether it would curl up or not?
Tuesdays are like that.
It's no big deal.
Tuesdays are like that. And that's pretty much it for Tuesdays.
And Wednesdays...
There's a way for it to curl up, but...
Will it curl up?
I can't remember.
Okay, I'm sure it will curl up tomorrow.
You scared me.
And Thursdays...
Even if it curls up...
"I can't remember." That's Thursday.
And Fridays...
Maybe it did curl up before?
It did curl up before, didn't it?
If you don't do it, you'll get the illusion that you did it.
Saturdays are like...
I'm getting sleepy.
And more than that...
Sundays are like...
I'm going to die.
And you quietly close your eyes.
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