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That's true.
Well, well, well, that's true.
It's a little late in the beginning, isn't it?
Yes.
This is completely Yamazaki's fault.
Why?
That kid, he was so excited.
Oh, is that so?
While he was talking nonsense.
Yes.
Why?
He seemed to have missed something.
Did you miss something?
By the way, you didn't say anything before.
No, I didn't.
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It was funny, wasn't it?
I wondered if this would happen again with Fanta Grape.
That was better.
There was a funny story, wasn't there?
What was it?
It looked like I just punched you.
Wajima Koichiro!
It's a funny story.
My junior from Yoshimoto, who is already young, is going to a teaching school.
It's funny there.
It's not an old school anymore, but when he left the old school,
the instructor was like a digital camera, like a view camera.
He kept taking pictures like this.
During teaching?
Yes, during teaching, he kept taking pictures like this.
At the end of the class, we were all looking at it on a huge screen.
I thought it was funny.
Then, Miura drove and said, "Okay, Miura, next."
I said "Miura", but he said "Okay, Miura, next."
Then, he left and said, "Hey, Machaya!"
When I...
When I went to work at Jaguar...
Come on! I didn't know anything!
Hey, Machaya!
No, no, I took it in class!
You took it! Machaya!
And after that class...
Everyone, please look at this. This is Miura- kun's...
Yes, yes.
Miura-kun's photo.
This is another high school...
And this is Machan, right?
Machan...
I'm driving!
Machan!
How is it?!
I know it's Machan, but do you say "this is Machan"?
I say it...
Yes, this is Machan in the picture, right?
You're good!
It seems so.
But it's terrible, isn't it?!
No, but it's fun.
Well, it's fun, but...
This is like a lie...
But...
Oh, I see...
I'm counting on you.
No, no, no...
Right? Well, there are many things like that...
I see.
Yes, please do it cheerfully.
I know you failed the screening.
Even if you failed, you always do like this.
I said you should do it cheerfully, but you don't say anything.
Even if you failed the screening, you always do like this.
Well...
I don't want to say it on TV, but...
My grandmother is into hiking these days.
It doesn't matter.
She goes to a hiking club.
It doesn't matter if she goes to a hiking club, but...
She sent me a letter.
Did you go hiking?
I went hiking about 40 times.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to call Hitoshi.
I was calling him in the middle of the night.
I thought he was crazy.
It's terrible.
What kind of love is it?
I've already memorized it.
It's not that terrible.
There were a lot of terrible love.
But what surprised me the most was...
chest pain...
love and tears...
love and tears... suspense...
I don't know what it means.
Don't laugh like that.
She said it was serious.
It's not like that. Don't laugh like that.
It surprises me.
It's not like that.
There's another one.
There's a beautiful one, too.
"Poiste"'s "Autumn River Dancing Rainy Day".
I don't know if it's beautiful or not, but...
There are 40 of them and only this one.
And there's another terrible one.
"Carnation"...
My mother is no longer with me.
It's sad!
It's sad! It's sad!
But that's fine.
That's fine.
Who are you talking about?
Are you threatening me?
You can't say that.
What are you talking about?
But it's fine.
I'm scared.
But I think you did it.
I think you did it.
What about you?
It surprises me.
Can you send me more?
There are a lot of them.
I threw it away.
I picked it up anyway.
It was love.
No, no, no, no. When did you say that?
You said that about yourself?
It's disgusting, you know?
Wow, that's scary.
Stop it.
You said that to your son, who is almost 70 and you, who is almost 41.
When did you say that?
No, it's disgusting.
What did you say?
Stop it. It's disgusting.
It's disgusting just knowing it.
Only Akiko knows about it on TV.
I've known about it since elementary school.
It's disgusting.
It's really disgusting.
That's why she's been throwing love away once or twice.
Isn't it superior?
She's been in love with someone who's not superior.
It seems like there's a place where you can stab someone right away.
That's what she used to say.
Stab me right away?
That's what I used to say in elementary school.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see, I see.
She used to say, "There's a place like that."
She's got a bad attitude.
Shut up!
Don't say it!
I'm not saying it!
Don't lie!
You know that, don't you?
No, I'm serious.
I'm surprised.
I'll say it when you come back.
She wrote, "One hundred thousand."
She wrote, "Forty."
And in the end, she wrote, "There's still more."
There's still more.
It was like a surprise mark.
There's still more.
You should've announced it.
What a waste.
You should've announced it all.
It's surprising, isn't it?
Well, well, well.
Speaking of which...
Yes?
What should we do today?
Today, you know...
You know...
We have to play a penalty game.
So...
Can we have the losing team?
He's awake.
Is he really awake?
Yes, well...
That's amazing.
What are you doing?
I'm watching TV.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Why are you wet?
I was setting up in my room.
In your room?
It's like that.
I'm sorry.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I'm sorry.
You're really awake.
Yes, it's sunny.
You slept too much.
What time did you go to bed?
Nine o'clock in the morning.
Didn't you go to bed because of work?
Well...
I'm watching TV.
It's called "Fandango TV".
It's Yoshimoto's show.
I'm into it.
Huh?
You're from Dilgawa, right?
That's right. I'm from Dilgawa.
I'm from Dilgawa, but you guys are funny.
You're funny for studying.
I happened to be from Dilgawa.
Oh, you only have juniors in your career?
I have a lot of juniors, but you guys are funny.
Besides, why do you think I'm in between Kokori and you?
It's true.
You guys are funny.
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised that you guys are in between us.
You guys are funny.
I'm fine.
I'm fine in the middle.
What's wrong with you?
Well...
We have a lot of days, and we're about to decide on our punishment next month.
It's not early.
I want to say it a little more.
It's okay if it's about winter, right?
Yes, it's hot.
It's hard in winter, isn't it?
Let's do it with the momentum to make it happen.
Let's kill it! Let's kill it!
Then, maybe next month.
I don't know what "bad" means at all.
Why?
Everyone is having fun bowling and wondering what "bad" means.
No, it's easy!
This time, we'll all go on a hot spring trip.
A hot spring trip?
Yes, for one night and two days.
Yes.
That's all.
That's all?
Yes.
I understand.
It's not "bad" at all?
No, it's fine.
It's fine, isn't it?
Why do you have to say such small things?
If you decide it, you can't say it.
Do you know what "bad" means?!
It must be something delicious.
Something is waiting for you.
What kind of thing?
It's one night and two days, so we'll stay overnight.
First of all, you can't sleep.
You can't sleep?
You can't sleep.
What do you mean you can't sleep?
It hurts, it hurts and you can't sleep.
What?!
I don't like that!
I'll say one more thing.
There's a rule.
Yes.
For those of you who are watching TV, you should make them think it's funny.
Yes.
There are various tricks.
Yes.
Please don't laugh.
Please don't laugh at what we do.
For those of you who are watching TV, please laugh a lot.
But if you laugh...
Well, something will happen.
If you laugh...
But the four of you will go to the hot spring, right?
Yes.
Why do you go to the hot spring in a bus game?
It's scary.
Why do we lock you up in the hot spring?
Because we can do anything!
Can we lock you up?
As I've said many times, we just had fun bowling.
It was a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
We had sprites and guards.
Bowling was so funny.
It was a lot of fun.
I don't know why they do it like that anymore.
We can do anything.
If it wasn't funny, we wouldn't be talking about it.
You don't laugh about small things like that, do you?
You're a professional.
That's right.
If it wasn't funny, you wouldn't be laughing about it?
Of course.
You wouldn't be laughing about it in a hot spring, would you?
Of course I wouldn't.
Of course it wouldn't.
If it wasn't funny, it wouldn't matter, would it?
If it wasn't funny, it wouldn't matter.
If it was funny...
I can't stay with you forever! If I do, it'll be a punishment for me.
Being with you is...
Why are you asking that?
I'll tell you!
I'll go when I can...
I'll go when I can, but...
At that time, I'm watching you.
When I appear, I'll let you do what you usually do.
Because you're the one who bought it.
I'm wondering if it's wrong for all four of us to be punished.
Why?
I see!
Why do you say "I see"?
Wait a minute, is it okay?
Why do you say "I see" now?
You don't know why?
No, I don't know! But I know why!
Then tell me. Why is it?
Why is it?
Didn't you say it earlier?
What do you mean by "I see"?
It's because you were bowling and there were bad guys...
That's right, that's right, that's right!
That's right, I see, I see!
It's because you're the worst and you're alone, right?
Eh, but what are you saying?
You're wearing a lot of socks, what are you saying?
That's a lot of socks!
What, what?
When I was bowling, there were some guys who couldn't bowl properly.
That's right, that's right, that's right!
That's why it's eye-opening for the four of you.
So, is it okay for me to choose one or two people?
Rather, I think I'm on your side.
You're on my side!
I think I'm on your side.
I don't think that's a bad thing.
That's because...
The times...
The times make us the worst.
There's no point in saying it.
The times...
The times make us the worst.
The times...
Right now, we're winning.
Oh, you're winning, you guys are winning.
Right?
That's why I can't bowl properly.
No, no, no, no.
You can bowl properly!
I can't do anything!
Are you stupid?! From now on, I won't need you anymore! I have a kid now, and you too, right?!
No, I won't!
Why do I have to do it alone, you idiot?!
It's not about you! It's about the group!
It's decided!
I'm amazing!
What are you saying?!
Then, let's do it with 5 people!
Hey, what are you doing?!
No, no, what are you saying?!
I'm so excited! I want to do a lot of things!
I'm so excited!
That's right!
Then, let's do it with only one person!
Why me?!
You're the most normal person!
What kind of person am I?!
You're crazy when you wake up!
You can't speak properly!
You're amazing!
You're like a dog!
You're like a dead dog!
You're like a pet!
No, I mean...
I'm looking forward to it! I won't let you do something like that!
There's nothing around you! Don't scream!
No one will come and save you!
Before we do it, I want to say this...
I don't want this team anymore!
From now on?
From now on, I don't want it anymore.
Why?!
I'm getting mad! I was doing really well!
Huh?
There's no one who's good or bad!
That's right!
I don't want this team anymore! Let's do it again next time!
Then, I'll do it alone!
This time, it's one against one!
Again with this team?
Yes!
Really?!
Yes!
If you lose, it's a joke!
For now, let's all get a divorce.
It's not really bad for Hamada, but...
You!
You're going to go to jail!
You're going to jail!
Make sure you're in good shape that day.
That's right.
If you're going to say goodbye, say it properly.
Please say it.
You did that "conscience" thing you did before, right?
Yes, yes.
That made me really nervous.
It did.
But this time, I know. If you laugh, something bad will happen.
But you laugh, don't you?
Even when you're talking with Hendo, you laugh.
You're talking normally.
You're smiling.
That's one of the reasons you're laughing.
I'm the one who reacts to that.
Oh, you just laughed.
Can't you do it a little more?
Can you do it like this?
You're laughing.
Did you just laugh?
Yes, I did.
If you keep doing it, you'll keep getting laughed at.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you do it a little more?
Can you do it like this?
I can't do it like this!
Can you do it like this?
It's funny!
That's funny, too.
That's no good!
Can you do it like this?
No, no, no.
Make a serious face.
This is fine.
Are you laughing?
I'm laughing, I'm laughing.
That's fine.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm a little scared.
You're not in the mood.
You're making me scared.
You're not in the mood.
I'm just fine.
That's bad.
Are you going to do it?
Yes, I am!
I'm scared!
It's not funny at all.
Don't do it.
Even if you're laughing, it's fine.
That's a punishment game!
Let's do it when we can see your teeth.
Even if you're laughing, you can't see my mouth.
If you do it when you can see my teeth, you'll never get used to it.
If you do something so serious like that, I'll sue you.
That's fine.
You don't want me to hurt you so you can't sue me, do you?
You're strong.
It's fine if you don't laugh.
You're very kind.
It's fine if you don't laugh!
But humans do laugh.
It's something only humans are given.
That's right.
But it's really like that.
That's right.
I really thought so.
Don't say nice things.
I really thought so.
So I won't go far.
What?
I won't go.
What do you mean you won't go?
I won't go to the scene.
Please take care of me.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for everything.
You all know what I'm saying.
Everyone, look forward to it.
I think it'll be interesting.
Eh?
Right?
What's this?
- But you know, Tora is good at it... - That's right!
I'm scared!
- You're scared? - Yeah!
- Why? - I'm scared!
- You're too excited! - I'm scared!
He's crying!
- That's how pranks work! - Poor guy...
You said you couldn't hit a racket like badminton because it was a prank, but you hit this bag!
I'm sorry!
I wanted to do it like that.
Your own...
Huh?
Your own...
Huh?
What do you mean "own"?
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
You're lying!
Let me go!
That's right!
But it's four of us this time, so it's fine.
I'm not going to focus only on you.
You mean everyone?
Of course. I'll go to the person who laughed.
But you know, Hamada-kun...
What's up with you, Hamada-kun?
You've gotten really close, haven't you?
Well, you know...
There were things like that, too.
He's completely different, you know.
No, no, no...
It's already been 13 years, isn't it, Hamada-san?
Right, our relationship?
If you say 13 years, it's really a long time.
But I can only see you on set.
What about you, Endo?
When I was in middle school, I saw "It's Four O'Clock," for the first time.
That's right, that's right.
I went to the Nippon Read Theater (Nippon Read Theater) on Sundays, too.
"Hamachan!" I was cheering for them.
At the time it was "Hamachan," and now it's "Hamada- san," of course.
"Hamachan! Hamachan!" I'd say.
I'd say "Hamachan" to everyone, and say "Hamachan, you're cool."
I'd say "Whoa, whoa," and stuff like that.
I'd say it at karaoke, too.
"Whoa, whoa, it's night," and stuff like that.
When I went to karaoke, I'd sing it first.
Endo used to sing it.
He sings it every year.
Speaking of which, I bought four "Whoa, whoa, it's night"s.
Four of them?!
But...
That's how it is, for sure.
I bought four of them because I wanted them.
I want one more. Let's go buy it!
Let's go buy it!