AISubs v3.4
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Moto. - Huh? What's up?
- You know what I've been up to, don't you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huh? You've been up to something? - Yeah.
- Huh? No way... - Yeah, you got asked to do it in my movie again.
- Huh? Again? - Again? Don't say that!
- No, but... - Before that, let's make it a success!
- Ready, and... - Go!
Previously, Matsumoto wanted to break his world record of running high,
so the four of them divided into black teams and supported Matsumoto.
They successfully achieved their new record.
Next, Matsumoto said he wanted to do a three-turn mid- turn at a skate park.
Again, the four of them divided into black teams and gave Matsumoto 100,000 points.
Furthermore, Matsumoto said he wanted to try a super big skate technique.
Again, the four of them stood up and accomplished their dream.
And last time, Matsumoto wanted to hit a 150kg ball no matter what,
so the four of them cooperated and achieved their dream.
What will be Matsumoto's next challenge?
- So this time... - What did you say you wanted to do?
- Weightlifting. - Why?
- Weightlifting? - Why do you want to do that?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I sent you there on a bike.
- Take a look. - Okay, then...
- This is it! - Wow! - Come on, lift up your body!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Matsumoto's team achieved 100,000 points! - Wow!
- They finished last. - Wow!
- 212kg!
- 212.5kg, that's a world record! - Yes. - And the one he wants to lift is 220kg. - Wow! - Is it above the world record? - Is it more than 7.5kg? - World record.
- Let me say this. - Yes. - If we are motivated, we will lose again because of your attitude. - We will do our best. - Yes. - But if he is not motivated, we will lose too. - Yes. - But we will do our best for you, Mr. Hamao. - We will do our best for you. - Give me your hand. - Yes.
This time too, four men stood up for Matsumoto. Matsumoto Hitoshi challenges 220kg weightlifting!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Are you ready?
Yes, we're ready.
To be honest, I have no intention of getting involved with you.
What?
I have no intention of getting involved with you on TV.
But I think I can get involved with you in this way.
You only have the ability to lift me up.
You're insects that can't become flies.
Matsumoto's first attempt!
All right! Let's go!
I'm exhausted!
I'm completely exhausted!
Wait a minute!
Of course you can lift me up!
Of course I can lift you up!
Wait a minute!
Come on!
Lift me up!
Come on!
All right! Put that on me!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I can't lift you up like this.
Put it on top of me.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
All right! One more time!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I don't have any strength in my neck at all.
Yes! Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
All right! Let's lift you up!
All right! All right!
Lift up! Lift up!
One shot!
Lift up! Lift up! Lift up!
220! 220! 220!
All right, let's do it!
Lift up! Lift up! Lift up!
All right!
One shot!
Ahhhh!
Hey! Hey! Stay out of the way!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Please! Please!
Please come in!
One shot!
Ahhh!
Ahh! This is nice!
Ahh! It was close!
I think he's not in a good position.
That's right.
He's running away, but he can't go up like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it's about this high.
Let's bend it a little more firmly.
Let's do it.
Yes, yes.
Let's do it.
Yes, yes.
Let's do it like this.
Yes.
Can you put it on with your eyes down?
It's impossible.
Anyway, stand up normally.
Yes.
Stand up normally.
Can you stand up normally?
Stand up.
What?
He's looking down.
Then I think it'll go up like "bam"!
Yes, with that reaction...
Okay? Then I think I'll hit it with this.
Yes, with one shot!
Ah! Yes, yes!
Go up! Go up!
Don't fight! Don't fight!
Don't fight!
Go up! Go up!
Go up!
Ah...
Okay, then go up!
Go up!
Hey, wait!
You can walk now!
Why?
It's not just bread.
You said it four times.
I was angry.
You were angry.
I was angry in the end.
Say it.
You said it a little more.
I'm doing my best.
Well, I still have two more.
I was wondering if I should do this one.
What's up?
World record against Taiwan, 225.
Oh, you...
You're playing around, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Yes, I'm still thinking about it.
Yes.
Shut up and grab it!
And...
When you're doing it, I'm going to look you in the eye more and more.
Don't tell me you're watching "Gods".
Matsumoto's second attempt.
Let's do it.
Yes, yes.
Let's do it.
The next setting...
Yes, yes.
Let's do it.
I think it's fine like this since you're wearing gloves.
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Ah...
Like this?
Yes.
Your head should be facing that way.
Yes.
Face up.
Yes.
Face up, face up.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, it's not like that!
Why?
This should work, right?
Yes!
This is...
Right?
This is fine, right?
If it's like this...
Yes!
That's it.
Here we go!
One, two...
Yes!
Your face looks like a ninja!
It's true!
It's real! It's real!
It's real!
It's cool, isn't it?
Yes!
I think we can do it!
Let's watch it again!
Hey, one more time!
Let's watch it again!
Huh?
Mademoiselle!
Huh?
Wasn't it going well?
It was, it was!
Why are you angry?
You were angry, weren't you?
Was it perfect?
It was perfect!
Yes!
Is it okay if we show it?
No, you don't have to be angry about anything.
Excuse me!
The picture should be like that now.
Yes, I think so, too.
After all, how can I say...
Well...
In the end...
I can't bully you, can I?
I don't mean that.
At first glance, you can tell that my face is distorted.
Mine.
At that time, "Oh, oh, Mr. Mazumoku, who is this? I feel sorry for you. Are you okay, Mazumoku?"
Something like that.
I can't say it. I can't stand it.
That's what I'm saying.
To put it mildly, the first one, that magic tape...
The rough one was a little painful, wasn't it?
The one you put on your skin uses the soft one, doesn't it? Mine.
But you guys deliberately put the rough one on me.
It's so mildly painful.
If you don't do that, you can't hold it properly...
It's my fault that I can't hold it.
Will you hold it for me next?
Will you hold it for me next, properly?
So...
Will you hold it for me?
Why did I end up in that situation and get beaten up like that?
Will you hold it for me?!
Come on, do it!
What?
This is...
That's not it.
But I don't want to fight over something like this.
If you apologize and change your mind, I'll go up to the other ring.
I intend to go up to the dojo.
What did you apologize for?
I apologize.
Then apologize.
I'll change my mind and do my best.
I'm sorry.
Apologize to him.
I'm sorry.
Apologize.
OK?
Matsumoto's third attempt.
Let's do it!
Yoshiko!
Yes!
Face up.
No, no, it's the other way around.
Why is it like that?
Face up.
Yes, I'll do it.
Your feet, your feet!
I'll do it.
Is this wrong?
Like this?
Yes!
OK!
OK, let's do it!
Let's do it!
OK, I'll do it for sure!
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK.
Wow!
OK!
A big success!
Yes!
Put me down.
It hurts! It hurts! Put me down! Put me down!
Ah! I'm going to fall!
I'm going to fall!
Put me down for a little longer!
I'm going to fall for a little longer!
Put me down for a little longer!
My legs are going to get stuck.
Ah! OK! OK!
Ah! How about this? How about this?
I look like I'm in trouble, don't I?
Huh?!
I look like I'm in trouble, don't I?
Stop! Stop looking at me like that!
I look like I'm in trouble, don't I?
It's not bad.
It's not bad, but it's not pretty.
No, it's not pretty at all.
It's not bad, but it's not pretty at all.
It looks better than some guy who does it randomly.
It's not bad at all.
It's easier.
You know?
Hmm, I don't know if I'm in trouble.
Thank you for watching.
Damn...
Thick...
He's getting into it.
Reiss!
He's fast, really.
Who is he using this for?
It's a mage's helmet.
Ron!
Really?
Mentum Pin...
What's up with you?
Who are you guys?
Is this bad?
In terms of drawing...
So...
Can't you see your partners are connected?
You know...
You don't have love.
Love...
Love for me...
Tell me how much you like me.
Then compare me to a fruit.
Endo.
Yes.
Strawberries.
Right?
Yes.
Compare me to a kitchen utensil.
A sponge.
Hey, you!
Yes?
Sing "Tonight"!
I'll end it.
Go ahead and sing!
I don't think it's bad.
Go ahead and sing!
Sometimes we stand shoulder to shoulder and drink.
Sing with more energy. Like you're in a coma.
Sometimes we stand shoulder to shoulder and drink.
I just want to stand still for a little bit.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Let's go. - Wait.
Do an impression of me.
I'll do it at the end of the show.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Hurry up, you who are worried.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Matsumoto's fourth attempt.
- Well, there's a lot of things. - Yes.
- But for the last one... - Yes.
- Let's do it with more energy. - Yes.
Sometimes we stand shoulder to shoulder and drink.
Let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Yes, please. - Let's do it!
- Let's go!
Always calling me "sister".
- I'm always calling you "sister". - I'm already tired.
I'm already tired.
Call me "sister"!
Taiko sitting.
- Come on. - Alright, alright, alright.
Come on, come here.
- Is this okay? - Is this okay?
- Let's have you do a little twist. - A little twist.
Ouch!
- That's not it! - It's too much!
- Come on, guys! - Let's get him in!
- Ready, set... - Get up! Get up!
- Get up! Get up!
- Get up!
Matsumoto has overcome many difficulties and achieved a world record in weightlifting.
Congratulations!
- Let's have you do a little twist. - A little twist.
- Matsumoto has overcome many difficulties and achieved a world record in weightlifting. - Congratulations!
I'll tell you the truth.
It's still a mystery, but...
I was driving a car a little while ago.
I was stopping at a traffic light.
I think it was around the roof of the apartment.
Pepper!
Fuck him!
It was like that.
I was driving in front of him.
I was in the roof of the car.
I couldn't see anything.
It was like this.
But you could hear it through the window.
It was a really loud voice.
Pepper!
Fuck him!
You wanted me to come, didn't you?
You called me.
When it got warmer, I thought there might be weird guys.
I was stupid.
I was like, "Wow."
Wow, it's crowded ahead of me.
Wow, it's crowded ahead of me, too.
It's too crowded ahead of me.
If I go this way,
it's the same thing.
Why is my dad driving a car here?
Drive faster, mom.
Don't get in my way.
Why do you keep saying that?
I saw a sports news the other day.
They said they'd catch an 8-kilo anago.
Tell me where you saw it.
In Tokyo Bay.
Tell me about it.
In Tokyo Bay.
What kind of Tochi Bay is it?
It's this big.
Anago Bay!
Huh?
8kg of Anago Bay!
Hey, don't say it in English.
That's what I was thinking.
Most of the customers were like, "Damn you, Hamada! Die!"
You idiot! If you catch an 8kg of Anago Bay, you'll get a lot!
If you catch it like this, you'll get this much!
You'll get this much!
Huh? How do you know that much?
No, I saw it in a picture.
If you saw it in a picture, you wouldn't know what it is.
That's what I thought!
Idiot.
Don't say that!
No, why did you say that?
No, it's not like that. I just remembered something that surprised me.
Can you tell me about the Yokoake rat that you used to have as a pet?
They say they don't have it anymore.
I see.
Yeah.
We haven't seen it before, so we don't have it anymore.
I know you haven't seen it before, but I don't think our customers have either.
No, we haven't seen that Yokoake rat before.
You know, I don't know about values, but you know what's going on in the priority ranks, right?
Why?
People who are interested in Yokoake rats aren't interested in 8cm of Anago Bay.
What do you mean?
People who are interested in 8cm of Anago Bay aren't interested in it!
Yokoake rats have been around for decades.
Yokoake rats were amazing.
What's amazing about them?
They're rats, right?
They're rats.
Yeah.
But they're Yokoake rats.
It looks like it, doesn't it?
But if you think about it, humans have hands for Yokoake rats.
They have hair tonics and combs.
But Yokoake rats can't reach their heads.
That's amazing, isn't it?
What's amazing about them?
When they run, they run like this.
They run towards their eyes.
They definitely don't run this way, or their eyes will go crazy.
That's what's amazing about Yokoake rats.
Yokoake rats weigh nine kilos.
But if you go to Tokyo, you won't be able to catch a rat weighing nine kilos.
Yokoake rats are amazing, really.
You're amazing.
It's not what you think it is.
It's number one!
Oh, that's what you think it is! I thought it was number one!
Then why is it not listed like this?!
This time, it's number one?!
Idiot! Idiot!
You're not responsible for this!