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We will now begin the third trial of the "flat and thin" case.
Prosecutors and audience members, please enter.
That's all.
Next defendant Heipo, please come to court.
I don't know about that.
Defendant Heipo.
Although he is the chief director of "Gaki no Tsukai",
Heipo has been found guilty in the past two cases of Heipo's "Usutera" trial.
It has been found that Heipo's "Usutera" trial is still causing trouble for people.
With the strong hope of the victims,
Heipo's "Usutera" trial will be resumed for the third time.
Yes, sir!
As with other trials,
We have compiled Heipo's criminal activities into "vtr".
First of all, please take a look at this.
Here you are.
Yes, yes, yes! Hey, Poe-sama is right!
Yay! It's Hey, Poe-san! Let's take a picture together!
Yes, yes, that's great! Hey, Poe-s...
Hey, Poe has been appearing on TV more and more lately.
The girls in the city are foolish, and recently even celebrities have fallen in love with him.
He's completely popular.
He's popular, he's popular... I can't help it!
Yes, yes, I understand! Please listen to me!
Hello? This is Maria. I want to meet Hey, Poe-san.
If you have time next time, please call me.
Hey, this is...
That's right! It's Maria Yamada!
In the previous Hey, Poe trial, even though he claimed to know Maria Yamada,
Hey, Poe didn't know him at all.
Because of that incident, Hey, Poe had to call Maria Yamada.
That's amazing, Hey, Poe!
Haha! This is the voice of a woman who is completely in love!
It seems like Maria-chan has fallen in love with me!
As expected, it's different when you appear on TV a lot!
What are you saying?!
TV has nothing to do with it!
This is just the result of my men's charm!
You don't know anything about girls at all!
Hey, Poe's angry at Suga's words.
Because of that evidence, Maria-chan asked me out on a date next time!
There may be a power outage soon!
Ahaha!
What an idiot!
And a few days later...
During a meeting of a kid's servant...
Hey, Heipo!
What's up with you and Maria-chan?
Of course we met!
Ah, it was fun!
Heipo, you're amazing!
I'm jealous!
You're right!
Leave it to me!
However, as an apology, Heipo was invited to play in Maria Yamada's performance and was only allowed to watch from the audience seats.
Tanya-chan!
Your Honor! I'd like to have the witness make a statement regarding this incident. Is that okay with you?
Understood. Witness, please make your statement.
Your Honor...
I'm Suga-producer.
Yes.
Is this perfectly true?
Yes. After the performance, I asked the people in the agency.
Apparently, he went to the dressing room after the performance.
I see.
He said, "Oh, I have to say goodbye to Maria."
Oh, thank you for your hard work.
Maria-chan said, "Oh, thank you for your hard work."
But she didn't say goodbye to anyone else.
In a very awkward situation...
She said she left with a bouquet in her hand.
Is that true, Your Honor?
Yes, it's true.
But why did you lie in front of everyone?
Because Maria-chan said she wanted to see you and called you.
No, no, no!
She said she wanted to see you...
It's just a greeting, isn't it?
No, no, it's not like that.
She said she wanted to go on a date with you, didn't she?
No, no, a normal date is when both of you are watching...
No, no, no!
Or one of you is acting...
I've been trying to convince her to meet just the two of you.
That's a complete lie, isn't it?
You've never met just the two of you, have you?
Um...
What's with you?!
I've already told Maria-chan many times...
It's nothing special...
But she's busy, you know...
She hasn't met you yet, has she?!
I'm not sure about the details of the performance...
Of course she hasn't met you yet!
Can you say something like that?
Of course I can say it!
But why do you say it like you're trying to convince her?
You know the voice of a woman when she wants to go on a date, don't you?
Um...well...
That's the voice I had at the time...
That's the voice you had at the time?!
Do you know that voice?!
Of course I know it!
I know it!
No, please calm down.
This is the story of when Peipo and Suga introduced girls to their colleagues.
Girls, I'm excited and looking forward to it!
I wonder what kind of girls will come!
And then his colleagues showed up, but...
Oh, I'm sorry! Actually, one of them couldn't come today!
Why?! Then one of us will go bankrupt!
Suga is confused about unexpected things.
However, Peipo is...
Suga is also cool!
Girls! What are you in a hurry for?!
You're so excited and cool!
I'm fine today, so girls, do your best!
I'll be quiet!
Thank you, Peipo!
Peipo always acts like a gentleman.
The three of them are waiting for girls at a store.
I don't think they're here yet.
Then let's drink a little and wait!
That's right! Then I'll have a "tiopepe", "tiopepe", please!
Huh?! What is "tiopepe"?!
What is it, Peipo?! Don't you know "tiopepe"?!
"Tiopepe" is the predecessor of "dry cherry".
I didn't know it at all!
Then I'll have a "tiopepe", too!
A few minutes later...
Oh, this is "tiopepe"...
Hey, Peipo! Are you okay without a taxi?!
Of course I'm okay!
What is this?! It's too hard for me!
I won't say "tiopepe" anymore!
Then, two girls who were waiting for him appeared.
Thank you for waiting!
What a surprise! They came as models.
When Hei-Po saw them...
Oh, how nice of you!
Let me introduce you. This is Mr. Suga.
Hello, I'm Suga.
I'm the world's Hei-Po. Please come this way.
Hei-Po forgot about his promise...
and tried to leave Suga and leave the girls alone.
Then...
Everyone, I have a very good liquor. Would you like to try it?
I want to try it!
Excuse me, I'd like "tiopepe", please!
"Tiopepe"? What is "tiopepe"?!
"Tiopepe" is dried jelly made with edible stones.
It's very delicious!
Wow! Hei-Po, you're amazing!
Suga was stunned.
After this, Hei-Po sometimes ran away from the girls during drinks.
He didn't leave the girls' side and stayed there all the time.
And when the drinking party was over and Hei-Po went out of the store,
Hei-Po said, "You know what's going on, don't you?"
If you know what's going on, you'd better go home now!
Leaving this behind, Hei-Po said that he disappeared into the city at night with the girls.
It's so delicious!
What's wrong with him?
That's why I'm so angry!
And then, a tall and beautiful girl said to him on the way home,
Guys, we're adults, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
If you're adults, you'd better think about it!
Bye!
And then, Hei-Po said something like this.
And then, Hei-Po was living in Suginami-ka in a taxi.
And then, Hei-Po tried to go to that apartment in a taxi.
And then, Hei-Po said, "Excuse me, driver, I'd like to go to Suginami-ka, please."
And then, Hei-Po didn't know whether Hei-Po had turned on the lights or not.
And then, Hei-Po said, "I'm sorry, driver, but my brother is coming from the countryside. I'm sorry about today."
And then, Hei-Po got out of the taxi and said, "Excuse me, driver, I'd like to go to Oimachi-ma, please."
Do you like tall girls?
Yes, I do.
I like tall girls who are about 170cm tall.
Mr. Motoko Obayashi is a serious type.
How many Hei-Pos do you have?
I don't know if I have 160cm or not.
Then you don't have 160cm.
You definitely don't have 160cm.
So you went back without anything after that?
Actually, I've been waiting for you.
What do you mean?
I thought you'd come back because you wanted to see Hei-Po again.
So I went out once and came back again.
This was completely a secret.
You might have imagined it.
In the end, you didn't come back.
You didn't ring the doorbell?
I didn't want any strange people to come out.
You didn't want any strange people to come out?
You're strange.
This was during a meeting for a show to raise new comedians.
Saito-san, I'm thinking of getting new comedians to participate in a comedy contest.
Yes, yes, yes! Doesn't it sound like fun?
Then let's contact the comedians right away!
Wait a minute! You people are really boring people!
What are you going to do by telling us now?!
The comedians will secretly sign up for a comedy contest...
and announce it in a loud voice in the studio!
It's a prank, a prank!
As expected of you, Heippo-san! You can definitely do it!
With this, we can see the comedians' serious reactions...
and this time it's definitely a prank!
More importantly, everyone, it's not a prank...
so please don't let anyone know!
It's a must!
Heippo's idea decided to do a prank...
and on the day of the show...
Everyone, since it's a prank...
let's be careful not to let anyone know!
Don't worry! It's perfect!
The staff members prepared for the prank...
and on the day of the show...
when the new comedians were about to enter the studio...
Ah! It's late again!
Ah, Saito-san! Good morning!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
Yes, yes, thank you very much!
We have high expectations of you!
After all, you're going to participate in the KENYAL Comedy Contest!
Eh?! Really?!
Yay!
Yes, yes, that's right! You're surprised, aren't you?
It's the KENYAL Comedy Contest!
And you're going to announce it in real life!
It's a prank!
Oh, I said it!
Hei Pou actually revealed his own prank just before the show began.
I'm sorry, but please don't tell anyone about this!
Please don't tell anyone!
Hei Pou told everyone there not to say that he revealed his own prank.
It goes without saying that he wasn't in the mood for being a comedian.
Oh, don't say it!
When you're in court, you can't tell anyone about this.
Okay, you can't tell anyone about this.
I'm Shionon, the writer.
Is this true?
It's true.
In the video, I'm trying to be soft.
But in reality, I didn't even realize I revealed my own prank.
I was talking about the KENYAL Comedy Contest forever.
I realized it in the middle of it.
I was talking about the KENYAL Comedy Contest forever.
I realized it in the middle of it.
I see.
I want to kill you!
He's an idiot!
He's strict.
You didn't realize it at all.
Well, I'm human, so I don't know if I should say it out loud.
You shouldn't say it out loud.
I need the entertainer to understand and react.
You're being sarcastic!
I'm not!
You're ruining the show!
As an entertainer, you're the worst!
Some people should say it out loud.
Huh?
Some people should say it out loud.
My mouth is slippery.
This is a little annoying!
There's one more.
There is?
There was a limited series.
Yes, there is!
We did it in secret.
Yes, we did.
Before the show, we go to scout how crowded the shop is.
And when I and the director went to scout,
he showed up.
We didn't go into the shop, but when the master came,
he said, "Nice to meet you today."
This is also a terrible pattern.
Oh, I see.
It's a woman's shop!
Why?
We have to greet her properly.
No, no, that's not right.
It may be wrong, but we knew you would do it in secret.
Why?
We said hello wrongly.
It's wrong, right?
I'm sorry!
We told you to say that!
We're sorry!
We know you're saying wrong things!
We know that.
We're sorry!
This is what one of the staff members of "Gaki-no- tsukai" told a woman when she went to the company.
Hey, what do you do for a living?
I work at a boutique. What do you do for a living?
I'm a staff member of "Gaki-no-tsukai".
No way! A staff member of "Gaki-no-tsukai"?!
Oh, that's right! Hei-pou came to my store the other day, but he got too excited!
The truth is...
According to the girl, Hei-pou came to the store alone that day.
Hei-pou, Hei-pou, ran-ran-ran-ran-ran...
Oh, here it is!
Welcome! Oh, are you Hei-pou?
Yes, yes, that's me! I'm Hei-pou!
I'm so happy you came to my store!
What are you looking for today?
Today, I came to look for nice shoes for gentlemen like me!
Oh, in that case, over here!
Hei-pou immediately starts looking for shoes for himself and...
Oh, this is nice! Doesn't it fit me perfectly?
I think it suits you very well!
Don't you think so? In that case, please give me the smallest size of this!
Understood! Please wait a moment!
A few minutes later...
Hei-pou has found his favorite shoes and is in a good mood. However...
Huh? It's big and fluffy, isn't it?
Sir, what's wrong?
It's too big and fluffy for me.
Please bring me a smaller one.
I'm terribly sorry.
Those shoes are the smallest in this store.
What's going on?
This store doesn't suit gentlemen like me.
What's going on?
I won't come back again!
These sandals...
Seriously!
As soon as Hei-pou realized they weren't big enough for him...
He ran away, as if he had given up.
What?! There's no way such small shoes exist!
Hei-pou was a nuisance not only to the staff but also to the general public.
Everyone! Don't go to these three shops!
Evo-san, how tall are you?
I think I'm about 24 or less.
Then you're not tall enough.
You're not 22 or less.
You're not even 23 or less.
Even if you're not tall enough, you can just go home. Why are you angry?
That's what makes me angry.
Even though you like it, you don't put it there.
You should think more positively.
That kind of... Huh?
What are you doing?
Huh?
Are you listening?
I'm listening.
Tsutaya-san, what are you doing?
Huh?
Yamachan Quest
Yamachan Quest aired last year.
In that on-air, Hei-pou was...
Don't mess with me!
You're scary!
I'm not angry at all!
Hei-pou, shut up!
Don't mess with me!
I'm not angry at all!
Actually, in this scary village...
...an even more outrageous incident was taking place.
Before recording...
Hei-pou is led by a ghost...
...and is explained how to hide.
Um... Hei-pou-san, please hide here...
...and scare Hamada-san.
I see.
You don't think I'm hiding because I'm a ghost, do you?
If you do this, I'll be surprised...
...and be able to shoot a movie I've never seen before!
Leave it to me!
As expected of the show's general director...
...he quickly understood what was going on...
...and entered the haunted house.
Now, please watch...
...the shocking video that happened during standby.
No, don't do that...
You're not going to stay here, are you?
I'm scared!
No, no, no...
No, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
No, no, no...
No, I'm scared!
What's wrong?
Was he okay?
No, I'm not okay.
I don't like this!
Stay here.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm scared!
This is scary!
I'm scared!
I'll do it here.
Today...
I'll do it today.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm scared.
I'll ask you. It's here.
It's definitely here.
I'm scared.
The tree's not in there.
It's not in there?
It wasn't like this, though.
I'm scared!
It's so dirty!
This is terrible!
Don't ask me!
This is really a shocking video!
Why?!
Why are you doing this?!
It's scary!
Even the doll is scary!
What you're saying is terrible!
I can't do it today!
It's not like that.
It's always like that.
The car and Shiono are all in a rage!
They're all angry!
If you were in my age, you'd hit me, right?
Of course!
Even if you were my senior, you'd want to hit me.
Shiono, in that situation...
What's so scary about it?
Well, there are ghosts, right?
Huh?
Stop it!
" Stop saying " Huh? "
But in that segment,
it was already decided that you'd go into a dark place and scare people, right?
Yes.
But you could have done it under other circumstances, right?
Then, when you were talking,
why didn't you say you didn't like my voice anymore?
Yes.
I thought it was okay at the time.
Right?
I thought it was okay.
Then, let's move on to the next segment.
Please come in.
Please announce the verdict this time.
The defendant, Heipo, has caused many people trouble without any reflection so far.
It is an unbearable fact.
Therefore, there is no room for excuses.
The verdict is...
Human breaker system!
There's a power outlet over there, isn't it?
Yes.
In that room...
There it is, isn't it?
The classroom.
Yes.
No!
Someone, help me!
No!
Please!
No!
Hurry up!
Please forgive me, Mr. Matsumoto.
Please!
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