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The same school as always before recording.
Only this man, who Darren brought with him, came with a serious burden, worrying about his partner.
No, he's thin.
I think you've noticed, but when we first met, what was his name?
Hama-san.
His character is thin.
His character is thin...
I've been deceiving you for over 20 years, but you haven't told me about that character's thinness.
You're not going to tell me, are you? You're telling me off.
You're going to do something about it.
You're a manager, right?
I'm going to do something about it. The company is also discussing it.
His character is thin and his character is tall.
It's a big topic right now.
Today, I want you all to narrow down his character.
Hey, come in!
Huh? What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on with me?
Can you take a look at this?
This is all I have.
Um...
His character is thin, so...
I want you all to narrow it down.
Oh, I see.
What are you doing?
I'm talking about your character's thinness.
What do you mean my character's thinness? Get me out of here!
What are you doing?
What are you going to do about it?
You...
Get me out of here.
Let's talk about other things.
Otherwise...
We're seniors.
Seniors?
Why would you say that?
Why would I say that?
Don't be so arrogant.
Wow, you eat a lot.
You ate a lot, didn't you?
Characters are funnier than you think.
Photos are higher quality than you think.
Even if we try to improve it, something unexpected happens.
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We've moved places. What should we do?
What should we do?
We've prepared a lot of things.
So that the characters are more intense.
Let's enjoy it.
Open it up.
Look at this.
It's eye-catching.
Why?
What can you do with this?
Was it like this?
It was like this.
Was it this intense?
It was like this.
Look at this.
I can't take it anymore.
This is terrible.
What are you doing?
Was it like this?
It was like this.
It's dry.
Touch it and you'll see it's dry.
Even if they try to improve it, it's dry and there's nothing they can do about it.
First of all, they decided to make the thin characters stand out with wigs and other things.
What are you doing?
But it's still weak.
It's weak.
I see. Let's add more and more characters.
It's cold.
It only moves a little.
Right?
You made it so round.
How about this?
What is it?
This.
How do you stand this?
Close your eyes.
What?
Close your eyes.
Like this.
Do it like this. Do it like this.
Do it like that. What are you doing?
How is it, Hamada?
How is it?
This is a little funny.
This is funny.
This is close.
That's good, Hamada.
That's good.
That's enough.
That's good.
That's Hamada.
This is a little funny.
Go for it.
How is it?
It's hot.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
I'm not doing anything.
Like this?
It was a tea bag!
Hot, hot, hot!
You don't have anything?!
It's about time, but...
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that's good!
With this, we can get a reaction, right?
Yeah.
"Handshake" is...
It smells already!
This is amazing!
Lift it up a little.
What are you doing?!
Not at all.
Okay.
Here it comes!
It's coming!
It's still inside!
There's more!
It's starting to look like a movie!
What movie?
Let's make a big move here.
What are you doing?
Don't do dangerous things like this!
I see, I see.
Let's do it like this.
The characters are standing up!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You killed him!
What are you doing?
With Endo's suggestion, they use bullets to play a game
and try to make this man's thin character stand up.
Will it move? Will it be okay?
It won't move.
But since the character is thin...
If it moves...
If it moves, we'll have to cover it up.
We'll really kill you.
If it moves...
If it moves, we'll really kill you.
It won't stand up as long as it's standing up.
Okay! It moved!
It moved!
Don't push it!
Wow!
You should drop it from higher.
Okay, okay.
Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
Hey!
It's hot.
Hey!
Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
Yes!
It moved! It moved!
What's going on? What's going on?
It moved! It moved!
Wow, so hot!
So hot! So hot!
Wow, so hot!
It's fluid! Fluid!
You can't move! You can't move!
Hot! Hot!
Hot.
It moves, right?
It's hot!
It was funny just now.
It was funny, wasn't it?
It was a little funny just now, wasn't it?
A little!
It was funny.
After that, they tried various games.
However, Hamada's character didn't stand out at all.
There's a radio control.
A radio control?
With the radio control...
Yes.
...if you make it reach here...
Yes.
...and hit his face, you get 200 points.
Yes!
If you make it hit his face...
Oh, but if you make it jump over...
If you make it jump over...
Oh, yes!
...it doesn't feel funny, doesn't it?
Yes!
Yes, yes!
That's good!
Stop that!
Stop it!
Ouch!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
That was close!
Close...
That was close!
Yes...
Do you want to try?
I think you can do it...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Close!
I'm scared...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can do it!
A little more!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can do it!
You know...
Yes...
I think you should take it out.
A little...
I can't do it in there.
It's terrible to shake hands in there...
Yes...
Shake hands means shaking hands with him, right?
Yes...
It smells bad...
Ichido, who was convinced that it was impossible to improve Hamada's thin character in the room, went outside.
The truck with Hamada's box rides through Shinjuku at dusk with regret.
Well...
But it's thin...
It's thin!
Is it that thin?
No...
It's more than that...
It's not that thin...
No...
Do you want to see it?
Yes...
Here we go!
Yes...
Wow, it's still there!
It's still there!
I didn't think it would come out...
Right?
By putting a pie on a seesaw and making the face into a pie stand, Ichido tries to improve Hamada's character.
Will it hit this?
Stop it!
Ouch!
Look how strong I am.
Yes, you're right.
I'm telling you not to use fire.
It's burning!
What are you doing?!
My neck won't move!
It's cold!
It's disgusting!
It's cold!
You guys won't reach it.
What are you doing?!
After that, they try to make Hamada's thin character stand out,
but they can't get a satisfactory result.
In order to make Hamada's character stand out,
the box moves inside the park.
His character is too thin.
Why did you make me move like this?
What's that?!
Oh, there was something!
Hey!
Thin character!
Thin character, come here!
Oh, there he is.
This is rocket pants.
Yes.
Thin character,
if you wear these pants and launch this rocket,
it will hit you in the face, right?
Yes, yes.
I think it will be really funny.
Yes, it will be funny for sure.
For sure for everyone.
But it will hit you in the face, right?
Yes, let's go!
It will hit you in the face, right?
You guys did it!
It will hit you in the face, right?
Take off your eye patch.
You dirty boy.
You have something uncomfortable to wipe.
You got everything in your nostrils.
Don't move.
Take out your chin.
Don't pull it out.
Go back.
Can you do it properly?
What is this?
Okay, okay, we can do it like this!
Okay, okay, okay!
Alright!
We finally managed to get rid of this thin guy!
We finally got rid of him!
Countdown please!
Okay!
Here we go!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Start!
Damn it!
It was pretty funny, wasn't it?
It was like "koon"!
But it was like "koon"!
So it was like 0.0 something seconds!
That's right!
That was the only moment!
Can I do it again?
It was like "koon"!
It was funny, wasn't it?
It was like "Ega"!
It was like "Gonja"!
It was like "Gonji"!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Countdown please!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Start!
It was like "koon"!
I'm sick of it!
Yeah, me too!
I'm sick of it!
Let's go home!
I'm sick of it!
Let's go home!
I'm sick of it!
You!
You are going to do it!
I'll do it! I've already done it before!
What do you mean you've done it before?
It's not like I've won...
It's just that I had a fever recently and I got a rash...
This brat!
You're going to take a break soon!
I want to take a break.
Our New Year's party is also a break!
Our New Year's party is like a family meeting!
I'll forgive you again!
Even if a lot of other medical doctors come to the hospital...
And then you come to the school...
And I'm dressed up like I can go out anytime...
And I have that kind of connection with this guest...
I'm wearing high heels...
Oh, I'm probably wearing high heels, so I'm not wearing high heels...
When I'm dancing...
I'm like...
And my manager, Mr. Hammer, is like...
Poo-poo
If you move, poo will come out
No poo today
And you're like...
It doesn't matter if you move and poo comes out!
You guys are really too weak!
You don't have enough mental strength!
No, you can't stop poo with mental strength!
You can definitely stop it!
No, that's not it!
If you have a stomachache...
You can stop it with your normal stomach!
You can put up with anything!
No, you know...
Poo vs. Hammer is poo's value, you know?
That's what I'm thinking about!
That's how I feel, too!
It's political!
You could have asked me to go poo!
I think so too, "you could have asked me to go poo!"
You're gonna lose!
I thought you might think like that, but you're too weak.
You could have asked me to go poo!
I asked you to go poo too!
Not the same thing!
You said the same thing!
I was asking you...
I asked you to go poo, too!
I said it too!
I asked you...
You could have asked me to go poo!
"Poop"? What do you mean "poop"? It's the same thing!
It's the same thing! I don't want to lose!
You have a scholarship from your parents, don't you?
Why don't you risk your life to collect it?
That's what you're saying!
Aren't you stupid?
I'm not stupid! I somehow managed to do it!
And it's not someone else's poop! It's your poop!
If you say you won't stop your poop, who will?!
That's what you're saying!
What's wrong with you?!
When you find a treasure chest, you always ask Matsumoto-san who always puts in a used phone card.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you pick up a spear like a fork from a devil, what happens to the devil?
But you know, a devil is like a comedian.
Yeah.
Comedians are like devils, right?
What do you mean?
I thought it was funny when you looked scary at first glance.
Oh, I see.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
And you're quiet.
Right?
That's what happens.
So, when you turn the other way, scary people like devils do funny things.
Yeah, yeah.
Where? Where?
You pick up a spear.
So, you go like this.
Heh?
Huh?
Tell me the truth!
You young guy!
Huh?
Get me another one.
You go like "Huh?"
Huh?
Um...
That's not quite right.
Mr. Hamada, I heard you are the eighth generation Hamada for Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Hamada, could you tell me why you were chosen as the eighth generation?
Also, what was not good about being the seventh generation?
What are you talking about?
Well, I was chosen from 20,000 people.
Is this an audition?
What do you mean by "eighth generation Hamada"? Were you Hamada in your first generation, too?
Yes, I have been Hamada for a long time.
Before joining you, there were seven of us.
Hamada and you?
Yes, we were looking for Hamada all over the country.
We fought with the representative of Shikoku until the end.
Me? I didn't know.
You didn't know? You almost slipped in dancing.
You almost drowned in dancing.
You did pop dancing, didn't you?
Everyone noticed you and thought you were good.
What was not good about being the seventh generation?
What?
The seventh generation, the one before me.
They died of hunger.
That's why I told you to be careful and stay healthy.
To be honest, when you took a break from dancing, I thought it was time for you to audition.
You came to Japan, too.
There are many good Indian girls.
There are many energetic girls.
Even if they are energetic, they are Indian.
They are quite outgoing.
That's why I told you to meet them.
Is it okay for me to meet an Indian girl?
I don't know what you are.
People will say we are both Indians.
Who is Indian?
You are late!
It's almost decided.
What do you think?
I can't do anything about it.
Can I join you at the end?
No, you will try to survive.
But you will have to move on.
You don't have to move on.
Why do you have to move on?
Do you want to do it step by step?
Yes, yes.
If you don't teach me, I won't do it.
I don't like this kind of thing.
Okay, okay.
I will buy you a little bit.
So next week...
You can come back next week.
And on that day, you can join us as Indians.
What?
You can join us as Indians.
But you have to move forward a lot.
Because you are in the middle.
If you say like that, our staff will leave India.
But you can come back next week.
So you can come back next week.
But you have to move forward a lot.
Oh, you are wearing a turban.
Because you are Indians.
But you have to move forward a lot.
You have to move forward a lot.
It's a little funny.
That's how we're going to do it.
I understand.
Well, I can't see you all anymore.
It's been only a little while.
I'm sorry.
You know, it's confusing. You've seen most of my shows, haven't you?
That's right.
If you saw mine today, it would be Sunday.
It would be Sunday, right?
That's right.
But most of them are Indian.
I'm completely Indian, but if you see "deluxe", it's still you.
That's right.
This is confusing!
It's me!
That's why you need to move forward until you do it well.
Is that so?
Of course.
Why are you slapping me like that? It hurts!
Indian people are like...
Bang!
It hurts!
They're slapping me with a lot of turban.
It's okay for me to say a lot.
Right?
I don't have one!
That's right.
Can you take one from me?
I don't have a turban!
Who wants one?!