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The new year's party of "kids' oaths" has come again this year.
The fourth party!
"Kids' oaths" limited edition!
"Chikichiki" 2,300 people!
"Shiawase" is free!
The New Year's party of "kids' oaths"!
We have a special guest this year as well!
What is it?
Don't say anything!
What did you say?
First of all!
The momentum is already rising!
Let's make it rain!
Thank you!
Next up!
Yoshimoto Ichino!
Oshiri Gama Gama Convenience!
Shiawase is free!
Thank you!
Next up!
A must-have for kids!
Pheromone Virus!
Oma-chan!
That's nice!
And!
Extra content!
Black Jack!
Yamada-san!
Good morning, good morning!
He's always like that on TV.
Hey!
There's one thing I'm mad about!
Yes! What is it?
There's one thing I'm mad about!
Yes!
Only you guys!
Yes!
Why do you have to do that?!
Yes!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Excuse me, I'll go get my stuff.
Come with your suits on!
Ah, yes.
Get dressed up!
Ah, yes.
It's New Year's Eve.
It's New Year's Eve, so get dressed up!
Yes.
That's all!
There's one more thing!
Yes?
Actually, I'm the main...
character of this show.
Main character?
You're the main character of "Downtown"...
but you're not dressed up!
Everyone, I'm really sorry about that.
My partner...
Yes?
I don't know if I should say this here, but...
Yes?
He took a dump.
What?!
He took a dump?!
Really?!
How did he do it?!
He took a dump?!
Are you serious?!
Where did it come from?!
It's probably from my reflection.
Well, since we're down with the wind...
Yes?
Let's take a break!
We can't do anything about it!
Yes!
We're not dressed up today...
Yes!
but everyone, let's have some fun!
Please!
Happy New Year!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Unfortunately, Hamata is absent this time.
However, the guests have a lively look on their faces, and it has become a luxurious New Year's party suitable for youth.
In the midst of all of this, Hamata's seat has been taken over and this man has revived his seniority.
Endo, have you decided on a name?
I haven't decided yet.
Will you put it on for me?
Are you serious?
Yes.
If you put this on, will you definitely put it on?
No, just as a candidate.
No, no, I don't want it.
But I don't know.
It suits you, doesn't it?
If you say you'll definitely put it on, I'll say it.
Then I won't say it.
That's what will happen.
Why?
Your brother might say it.
I'll definitely say it. It might be a weird name.
But you know, you say funny things.
Funny things?
You say funny things, you say it for sure, so if you don't say you'll definitely put it on, it'll look bad, right?
I wasn't listening at all.
I didn't think you'd say something like that.
I'm sorry, I'll change my mind.
I'll put it on.
You'll put it on?
If you think about it, your senior won't say it.
I see, thank you.
I'll definitely say it!
Then in the case of Otokonoko...
If it's a man...
Yes!
Umm...
Miyasako thinks it's a good name.
2003, Hatsune Miku Manzai Daigassen!
I'll introduce you to our MCs.
Nice to meet you!
Let's start with the lottery.
Thank you!
New Year's special program "Manzai Daigassen"!
Out of 25 talent staffs, 5 teams will be selected and do an impromptu manzai performance!
Whether you laugh or not, fate will be decided by this lottery!
Let's start with one team!
First team, start!
Press it!
Number 3!
Who is it?
This way, please!
Who is it?
It's you again!
This is tough!
It's you again!
Let's hear what Tajima-san has to say.
Let's start!
Stop!
Number 12!
Who is it?
Yes.
It's you!
Wow, this is tough!
If you think it's tough, then Tajima is heavier.
The second team is directed by Tsutsumimoto!
They are on the same team!
The director is Takahashi!
The third team is...
It's been a while, Snack Producer!
Their partners are...
After the rain, Kotohara!
Really?
The fourth team is...
The eighth team is...
Thank you!
I don't like patterns decided in advance!
I'll decide my own fate.
OK, Masumoto-san, please show us your answer!
Hurry up!
Where did you get it?!
Why do you eat it?!
It's New Year's Day! Why do you eat it?!
Masumoto-san, please show us your answer!
Wait a minute, Nagasaki!
Oh, right! You can't say that!
If I say it, I'll increase my frame by 3!
No, you can't!
OK, let's do it just in case!
OK, I got it! OK, fifth place!
Let's go!
Third place!
Eighteenth place!
It's me!
Fifth place is Shouji of Shinagawa Shouji, who is participating for the first time!
And his partner is...
Fourth place!
Eh, it's me...
Paparipo is decided as a backup!
The first team of the Mandai University is Yamasaki and Tanima, and their theme is "Shinpai Papa"!
The second team is the only staff team, with Suimoto and Takahashi as bobstaffs!
The third team is producer Suga and Hotohara Ameagari as Tama-chan!
The fourth team is Masumoto and his troublesome luggage squad, Yo-sou-ji!
And the fifth team is Shouji and Endo's Tsukomi- komi, Godzilla Matsui Daideig!
Ah, so there's a total of three of you!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, I want to choose one more team.
Okay, let's go with the sixth team!
Here's how the sixth team will be chosen!
Number 9!
Me!
First up is Shinagawa Shouji's Shinagawa!
Wow, if I became a staff member, I'd be so embarrassed!
And his partner is...
Number 20!
Kokoriko Tanaka!
Okay, I'll announce it.
For this sixth team, there will be a special band member.
A band member!
In the end, Miyasako's tears fell and the band was formed!
Their partners are the director's Komura Saki and Kettei!
In the sixth team, Shinagawa and Kokoriko Tanaka's bohemian duo won the Nobel Prize!
And Miyasako and Komura Saki were chosen for the ocean boom!
The seven teams will now head to the dressing room and make up a story!
Since there are more rivals than usual, each duo has no intention of meeting.
What kind of story will they come up with?
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Thank you for waiting!
Then...
First of all...
Yes!
Endo-san and Shoji-san...
Yes!
The topic is "Godzilla Festival Big League"!
Go ahead!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having us!
It was a great top battle!
Yes, let's do our best!
We've been doing this for two years now...
Yes, we have!
When we won against each other, it was an English movie...
Yes!
What's funny about it?
It's kind of exciting!
Yes, yes...
I don't know much about it...
Listen to the story!
In 2002...
2002!
World Cup soccer!
Yes, it was exciting!
Golf at Mt. Maruyama!
It was exciting!
Sports were really exciting!
I love sports!
Yes!
It was really exciting over there!
It's different now!
I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Oh, you're nervous!
It's different now...
Matsui played in the Major League!
He did!
He played in the Major League Baseball!
Yes!
American Baseball!
And Japanese Baseball!
I had to get closer and closer!
Like you did over there!
Leave me alone!
You're nervous!
You're shrinking!
But you...
You're nice!
But...
Matsui, if you were in America...
I'd like you to do a full swing!
Ah, I'd like to see Matsui's full swing!
You can swing as much as you like without fear of results!
Yes, yes!
Like this...
You're not swinging at all!
What?
You're not swinging at all! Do it again!
You're not swinging at all!
I'm swinging!
Try swinging!
You...
You're swinging!
You're swinging again!
You're not good!
You can't do it like that...
It's a kakiomura!
Matsui, you should do your best!
Do your best!
You could even become a tengu!
You could eventually become one!
You should value your fundamentals!
We need our baseball!
Let's value our baseball!
As a baseball player we absolutely should!
That's right, that's right!
That's why...
Bad and goals are important!
That's right, that's right!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Next up is...
Second player is...
Hotohara!
Next up is... Tama-chan!
- I'm Shiro! - I'm Sue! - I'm Oseko!
Well, we've been doing our best, but last year we had a lot of healing times!
- We did. - But the only one that healed us was Tama-chan of Tama-river!
- She was so cute! - She healed us. - She was the only one who healed us!
Ah, so this is Tama-river...
If Tama-chan comes out here... Let's call her!
Tama-chan! Tama-chan!
Tama-chan! Tama-chan! Tama-chan! Is that you, Tama-chan?!
You're just a middle-aged man!
Huh?! Is that you, Tama-chan?!
Ah! We've got some news about you on TV!
We've got some news about you on TV!
Tama-chan, I'm so happy! I love TV!
Tama-chan's here! Tama-chan's here!
Wow, wow! She's so happy! She's so happy!
I love TV! This isn't like that at all!
Ah, it's written! It's written! It's written! TV! TV!
Wow, it's written on TV! She's so happy!
Tama-chan?!
She's so excited!
Wow, wow! What's going on?!
Let's try feeding her!
Here you go!
Wow, she eats so much!
Feed! Feed! She's so happy!
Feed her!
Let's try feeding her again!
Wow, wow, wow!
She eats so much!
Ah, Tama-chan! You're so happy! You're so happy!
Ah, feed! Ah, that's it! That's it! That's it!
Scary! SCARY!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
You're scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
She's calling you! You're so scary!
You're so slow!
What do you want?!
Huh?! Money?!
I don't have any money!
What do you want?!
Ugh! W-what are you doing?!
Eat it! Don't just eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
I-I don't have any!
W-what are you doing?!
W-what is it?!
I-I don't have any money!
S-stop it!
Hey!
What?!
S-stop it!
You have a lot of money, Tama-chan!
Right?!
You have a lot of cards, too!
S-stop it!
What?!
Tama-chan! Where are you going?!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
Thank you! Thank you!
That was quick!
Yamazaki-san and Tajima-manager's topic is "Shinmai-baba".
Here you go!
Thank you!
What's this? You're just hitting me! Do something else!
Even though it's three, carrot!
Doya-san! Doya-san!
Eiyan-kaisan!
Suji! Suji!
You don't say it often, Suji!
Doya-san!
But you know...
I was born as a child...
Eiyan-kaisan! Eiyan-kaisan!
I was born as a child...
But raising a child is really hard...
So I wanted you to know how hard it is to raise a child!
Thank you, Eiyan-kaisan!
Thank you!
Raising a child...
Ah! Ah!
Always with a smile!
That's fine, Eiyan-kaisan!
Hit me harder!
It's embarrassing!
Doya-san! Doya-san!
Suji! Suji!
You don't say it often!
Ah! Ah!
Raising a child... Ah!
Always with a smile!
That's fine, Eiyan-kaisan!
Eiyan-kaisan!
Doya-san!
Raising a child...
Always with a smile!
That's fine, Eiyan-kaisan!
But a smile is important!
Doya-san!
Because a smile is important!
- When you're growing up... - And when you're moving!
You should always have a smile!
It sounds more like a comedian!
- When you grow up... - A...
A bright and happy smile!
A smile!
- Another smile? - But you have a smile!
- Doya-san! - Doya-san!
- Really!?
- When you grow up... - A...
A bright and happy smile!
I don't know, Caiser!
But you're smiling all the time!
I don't know anything, Caiser!
But you're smiling all the time!
Not at all, Caiser!
Why?
Not at all!
What is this nonsense?!
The atmosphere has changed a little.
And so, everyone became anxious.
Tanaka-san and Shinagawa-san, the topic for today is the Nobel Prize!
Go ahead!
Good evening!
Good evening! I'm Gaba-gaba!
I'm a little Gaba-gaba!
Together, we're Enemagura!
That's the name of our merchandise!
That's right!
It's amazing!
Last year, the Nobel Prize was amazing!
The Nobel Prize! Last year, two people won it!
It was a double win!
And of course, the story was very elaborate!
Tanaka-san!
Ah, what did Tanaka-san develop for us?
Enemagura, right?
That's not it!
Enemagura was a tool for fixing *****, but even people who weren't ***** felt good about it.
It's finally here!
Tanaka-san and Tsutsumimoto-san, the topic for today is bobsleigh!
Go ahead!
You're late, boss! What are you doing? Bob Sapp's match is about to start!
You're late! Bob Sapp's match is about to start!
Sorry, sorry! See you!
See you! What were you doing?
Huh?
What were you doing? The match is about to start!
I was drinking a little.
A little? A little?
There's no more time, Bob Sapp! Bob Sapp's match is about to start!
You know, right, Bob Sapp?
Of course I know! You know, right, Bob Sapp?
You know, right, Bob Sapp?
Yes, yes.
You were drinking a little while ago. That's your favorite, right?
Yes, yes, yes! I opened it and drank it! It's so good!
That's one cup, right?!
Huh?
That's one cup! One cup!
That's Bob Sapp!
Ah! Bob Sapp opened it!
Yes, yes, yes!
You know, it's a disco where young people go dancing at night!
Yes, yes! Check it out! Check it out! Yo, yo! Check it out!
That's hip-hop, right?!
I'm Bob Sapp!
I'm more up-and-up than any other Bob Sapp!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the sixth segment!
Miyasako and Komurasaki will sing "onsen boom"!
Here we go!
Hey, hey, forget it! I quit helping you!
Someone else is making fun of me!
I'm such a weirdo!
But, you know, onsen is...
I have my own way of saying it!
Komu, come over here!
What are you looking at?
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
Hey, you're fighting over onsen!
Stop it, Komu! Stop it! What are you doing?!
Komu, stop it! What are you doing?!
Stop it!
Get out of here!
You're fighting over onsen!
But, you know, you're such a weirdo!
You're a competitor!
I beat you several times!
Hey, I'm pretty good at it, too!
Huh?! You think you can beat me?!
You're too fast!
I'm definitely faster!
You're faster than me!
You're faster than me! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
All right! It's a match!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it up to here!
Let's go!
Follow me!
Ready, go!
Turn! Turn!
I lost!
I won!
Onsen is fun, isn't it?!
That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
The 7th song is Matsumoto-san and Heikou-san, and the theme is "prediction". Here you go!
I'm Machan!
I'm Teppo!
Nice to meet you! Machan!
Teppo!
Man, it's almost time for us to turn 40!
When you turn 40, it seems like your body's color changes and your shoulders come up!
That's right, that's right! When I turn 40, my shoulders and arms don't go up at all!
What did you say?!
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention!
What does "shoulders" mean?
When you turn 40, your shoulders don't go up!
What does "shoulders" mean?
When I turn 40, my shoulders and arms don't go up at all!
You're pathetic!
You're pathetic, and you have a bad personality!
Ah, personality! I'm fine with that!
If you're like that, can you say all of Morning Musume.'s names?
Ah, of course I can!
Tsuji-chan, Kago-chan, Miruko, Rebanna, and Peters!
They're all K-1 fighters!
Can you say all of them?!
Can you?!
Kago-chan, Tsuji-chan, Mako-chan, Taisei, and Tsunku!
They're all oppressive!
Can you say all of them?!
It's a different movie!
Well, if you look at the standards of the movie's middle center..
I run 10km every day!
How can you say that?!
Even when I'm driving, I can only run 10km!
I'm in a big traffic jam!
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
What do we do!?
Laugh! Laugh!
Shut up! I'm getting beaten up!
Laugh! Laugh!
Shut up!
Yes, Mr. Watano, what did you think of it?
It was really interesting, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I hope we'll have a show next year.
That's right.
We'll do our best.
We have nothing to look back on.
That's right.
If we get a prize money, we'll have motivation to do it.
If we get a prize money, I'll definitely hit the police today.