AISubs v3.4
- It's not good. - Yeah.
It's cold and we can't get excited.
Hama-chan, I have something to tell you.
What is it?
"I have something to tell you," why do you keep saying it?
That's right, you're a senior.
No matter what you say, there's only one reason we're here.
He's angry.
Who?
Him.
Oshima! Oshima!
What are you saying?
You're going to get beaten up again today.
You scared me!
Hey!
Not yet!
What is it?
Why aren't you coming?
What is she saying?
I don't know.
Why aren't you coming?
Oshima, I'm waiting for you!
For what?
What are you waiting for?
"Why aren't you coming?" What does that mean?
But, um...
You got married recently.
You got married!
Congratulations!
Oh, that's why!
But you're wearing a wedding dress.
Oh, that's why!
That's not it!
Her voice echoed.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're trying to say.
It's because you're wearing a wedding dress!
What do you mean?
You're talking like you're talking about yourself.
So...
"Wearing a wedding dress," what does that mean?
So...
Hurry up and tell me!
Come and get me!
No, no...
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you're already married.
Yes, you're already married.
Love and marriage are two different things!
Can't a married woman fall in love?
What's wrong with you?
Who do you think you are?
Call me "teacher."
In the woods, Miyuki Oshima.
Since last year's Valentine's Day,
she's been attacking her dream of Habada three times in a row,
but she refused and drank London.
This fall, she's tied up with her life partner,
and she's in high spirits of happiness.
Not only that, but she's shown herself again.
Will she be able to steal Habada's heart?
Tonight before Christmas,
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You're not Hamada's type. I've told you so many times.
You've been trying to be like him.
No, Hamada likes girls with a little more dangerous scent.
What kind of scent? I don't know.
For example, making you wear underwear in your pants.
But I don't like that.
What's that?
That's...
He only turns to girls like that.
That's right.
All he's ever done is his wife.
That's why he got married.
That's right.
I don't like girls like that.
Ah!
What's wrong?
Huh?
It's a bomb!
It's working again!
Do it! It's going to explode!
It's really going to explode!
Stop it! It's dangerous!
It's really dangerous!
Do it with a round one.
Do it with a round one!
What are you going to do?
No, you can't do that!
It's dangerous!
I like you!
You're going to blow it up!
You're so...
You're so dirty, but you're not ugly.
What are you going to do?
Huh?
I like girls like that.
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
You took a big one.
Take it.
Go away.
It stinks.
Don't eat it while it's open.
Take it.
You can't do that.
You're different.
It stinks.
Is it burning?
It's burning.
It stinks.
Take it.
Go away.
You're different.
You don't understand anything.
Go away.
You did as I said.
I did.
What's wrong with you?
Go away.
You can't do that.
It's open.
I've heard of one thing.
I like girls who make me white and clear.
I like girls who make me clear.
I like girls who make me white and clear.
I like girls like that.
There are such things.
For example, there is a human pump.
There is a white and black stuff.
You swallow it and get blood.
For example.
I know that.
It's absolutely impossible.
It's impossible.
I can't do that.
I've never done it.
I can't do that.
That's impossible.
It's sea urchin or something else.
What's wrong?
You're leaking.
Hey, hey.
In a place like this...
Wow!
It's luxurious!
Shut up.
What are you talking about?
Wow!
I can't control it!
You said it earlier, too.
Don't do it!
It's a human pump!
Just a little more!
There's white and black, so you can drink one at a time.
It's true.
Nineteen points.
I got it.
Let's do it.
Turn around.
Blue woman, nineteen points.
It's amazing.
Stop it.
What are you doing?
Stop it, you.
Are you serious?
I drank it.
Oh, you drank it.
Are you crazy?
Let's make it clear.
Are you serious?
Can you do it?
White or black?
White.
Can you do it?
If you can do it, it's great.
You can do it.
Can you do it?
Stop it!
You're not helping me!
Can you do it?
Stop it!
You looked like a doctor for a moment.
Go home!
That's not what we're talking about!
You can't do it, can you?
I can't do it!
What should I do?
You looked like... how should I say it...
Dirty!
Dirty.
You looked like you wanted to say something to your heart.
For example...
You sang "my way".
You sang "my way" with a great pronunciation.
With a great pronunciation.
It was raining and you weren't in the mood.
That's right.
That's why you said you wanted to come.
That's right.
You can't do it.
That's right.
Let's go home.
Stop it!
Oshima!
You did it!
It's true!
You can do it!
Wow!
Let's do it!
Why are you listening to her?
I'm going to go.
Where are you going?
Sing "my way".
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
Music, please!
Cut it out and talk.
Take off your microphone.
I love you!
Bye! See you all later!
You know what?
I have a lot of commercials to shoot.
I know what you mean.
I don't have much time, so I'm leaving.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
We're not talking about that.
You're not turning around at all.
What are you going to do? Hama left.
We have to go to Oshima.
If we go now, we'll be chased. Let's go!
You're right.
Do you have work to do?
Stop it!
Even if you chase me, you don't have to wear glasses.
Hey!
Stop it!
You'll get in trouble!
Stop it!
It hurts.
Stop it!
What should we do?
Should we go?
We have no choice but to go!
Don't you have anything?
You don't have anything.
You're the type, right?
She's not bad, but she's like a race queen.
Everyone likes her.
She's not bad, but she's like a race queen.
She's not bad.
Nacchan, is that true?
That's right.
Oshima!
Nacchan, you should believe me.
Let's do that.
But even if she's a race queen, there's nothing we can do about it.
She's not bad, but she's like a race queen.
She's like a race queen, so...
It's not about race queens.
It's about morals.
It's about morality.
What's wrong?
Oshima!
Let's take off their clothes.
Let's do it!
That's their job!
I think it's fine.
Hey!
Come here!
Ahhh!
That was so cold during the shoot...
Start!
♪ Always at the same station, always the same♪
♪ Mustache, Iraku clothes and mask ♪
♪ When it's coming, it's coming ♪
♪ Today I'll wait for you too ♪
Koushima! ♪ Today I'll wait for you too ♪
♪ Today I'll wait for you too ♪
This is tough... ♪ Today I'll wait for you too ♪
♪ There's a tomorrow ♪
This is no good.
What are you doing?
Here.
- Huh? - Here.
- What do you mean "here"? - Oh, I'm sorry!
Go home, you.
- What's wrong with you?! - Watch out! Watch out!
- You're stuck in traffic. - Ouch! Ouch! - You're stuck in traffic.
- What are you doing?! - Why?
- What's wrong with you?! - I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a commercial.
- What's wrong with you?! - What are you doing?!
- Hey... hey... - Wow!
Hey!
You, too. Resist.
Why do you always react like that?
Go home, you two!
You're so down.
Apologize!
You like me, don't you?
That's it!
Go home, you two!
What do you mean? Not at all!
I really like you, Race Queen.
That's not what you're saying!
It's not! You're not Race Queen!
That's not what you're saying!
What's wrong with you?
You're worse than an anglerfish!
Seriously...
Give me a break!
What do you want me to do?!
Go home and sleep.
Just you and me.
Go home and sleep.
Huh?
Hey!
What do you want me to do?!
Go home and sleep!
Where do you want me to go?
Go home and sleep!
I have no choice but to go!
You'll get angry again!
Go home and sleep!
Seriously...
Stop it! Go home!
He's here!
You're so stubborn!
What do we do next?
You got angry first.
We can do better next time.
That's right!
What did you come all the way here for?!
Seriously...
What should we do?
Why are you trying so hard?
Let's hurry up and do it.
You're like a child of a dinosaur.
There must be a reason!
You're like a child of a dinosaur.
Hurry up!
I've heard of it before...
For example, this year...
Sadako and the others were using the ring...
But...
Put it out. Put it out. Put it out.
No way!
Let's use this!
If we put this out, we can make a one-piece!
Oh, you're right!
Wow, awesome!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
Awesome!
What are you doing?
We can make a one-piece!
Let's not do it.
It's really bad.
It's okay.
Are you going?
Yes!
Hello, I'm the president, Hamada.
I'm the secretary, Tsuruta. Nice to meet you.
Yes, I'm Hamada. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Yes, please.
Yes...
I see.
Yes...
Yes, thank you.
Stop him! Stop him!
Oh no! Oh no!
Sorry! Sorry!
Oshima! Oshima!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Dirty!
Get out of here!
What have you been doing?
It's sadako, isn't it?
Bite me!
Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry!
You say it, too!
Sorry!
It hurts!
Sorry!
Good-bye, you guys!
You said it during the show!
You'll be...
You're stupid!
You're wrong!
Why are you wearing black underwear?
It's not underwear!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's not underwear!
Then what is it?
Then say it!
Let's practice!
It's over!
Let's go home!
Stop it!
Listen to me!
It hurts!
How many times do we have to do it?
How many times do you think?
You're a jerk!
Anyway, say it!
You're not mad because you want to be mad, are you?
What?
You'll do something about it, won't you?
I heard you're a jerk, so I bit you.
You bit me too much!
I like fresh girls.
What do you want me to do with you?
That's enough!
Let's go home!
What do you want me to do?
Let's go home!
What's going on?
It's a sea bream!
It's alive!
Don't do it!
You won't say a word in that situation.
Where are you from?
Oshima! It's Thailand! In that Thailand...
Scary...
That's good!
Let's have a game!
There's no such thing!
Let's go! Let's go!
This way! This way!
Stop it!
Kurosawa, you talk!
Stop it! Stop it!
Hey!
How many floors is this?
Good morning!
It's about to start.
Start!
Boss, please enjoy yourself today!
Okay!
Then, I'll let you do it leisurely today.
Yes, of course!
Go ahead!
Then, let's drink!
Okay?
Wait!
Nakai-san!
Yes!
Please!
What are you doing?
Eat it!
Fresh fish!
Eat it!
Hurry up!
She's angry.
Oshima...
Hey!
Oshima, come here!
Apologize! Apologize!
You're talking differently!
I'm not talking differently!
What are you going to do?
What am I going to do? My mouth hurts! What am I going to do?
Apologize!
You didn't do anything wrong!
You said you like fresh fish and you came here!
You don't like it at all!
I'll drink it!
I'll go!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ouch!
Do something!
Don't bother me!
I'm sorry!
Let's go home!
I'm not going home!
Don't bother me!
I'm going home!
Why?
Don't bother me!
I'm going home!
I have to go!
How are you going home?
There she is!
Where is she?
There she is!
She's here.
She's coming with us.
I can't do this anymore!
Seriously!
Don't say unnecessary things!
From earlier!
What are you going to do?
Seriously!
No matter what you say...
I've been doing what you've been saying, but you haven't given me a single correct answer!
What are you going to do?
Isn't there a different method?
What are you talking about?
What's the difference?
Well, I don't want to say this, but...
Yes?
To be honest, Hamada is a type of S.
She's a type of pervert.
She has to be a woman who matches her.
She has to be extremely M.
Even if it's M, it's not that M.
It might be M, but it's not good.
Do something about it!
How many years have you all been doing this?
Hamada-san's type of S.
She's a type of pervert, but it's not good.
It's not good!
She's a type of S. She can't burn up.
It's not good!
Do something about it!
It's not good!
- What's wrong? - Huh?
- What's wrong? - Look at this!
I'm doing a baramuchi and sarugutsu!
- Mochi? - Yes, baramuchi... - This is amazing!
With this, I can become a DOEMU of Oshima!
- Ooh, thanks for that! - We're finally here!
- Let's go! - Hold on!
You're going to shake, old man.
- I know, right? - I'm entering now.
- Good morning! - Nice to meet you.
Start!
Don't fail like that!
Don't lose your energy!
Eh? Let's go for a drink! Drink up! Drink up!
Cheers! Cheers!
Cheers!
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Wow! This is scary!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
Wow! This is hell!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
This is hell! This is hell's movie!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
Are you wearing glasses?
I'm wearing glasses!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
This is crazy!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
She's drinking it all up!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
She's drinking it all up!
[BGM "A woman wears a white bouquet on her chest"]
Look over there!
Are you wearing glasses?
You're wearing glasses!
Look over there!
You're covered in blood!
Look over there!
Which one of you is the father?
Do you know?
I don't know anymore.
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