AISubs v3.4
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It's amazing. What is this?
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Um, do you remember?
What is it?
I'm sorry, but...
What is it?
The Japanese series, right?
Yes.
Hageokai.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It was last week or the day before last week, wasn't it?
Yes.
With a giant.
With a red starfish.
You did say something hostile, right?
No, I didn't say anything hostile.
You said something like a nuance.
I'm sorry, but it was a four-time win.
It was a four-time win, wasn't it?
I even did a beer commercial.
You did it, you did it.
And then you got into a commercial and you ended up winning either way.
It ended without knowing.
No, it's not without knowing!
I said "red starfish" and you said "hageokai".
There were situations like that, but...
It wasn't a situation like that!
In the end, it was like "let's do it the other way around".
In the end, it was like I won.
No, no, no.
But you ended up winning, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes, I did.
Well, well, of course.
No, no.
Was it like a punishment?
No...
Are you misunderstanding something?
No, it's nothing.
Whether I'm a western player or not, it's nothing.
Whether the western team loses or not, there's nothing wrong with my punishment.
No, no, no.
It's already recorded in the video.
Well, it's something you can do in the opening or something like that.
It's a little bit of a personal punishment game.
Um, you know...
Can I kick your ass?
That was when I lost!
You said you'd kick my ass, didn't you?
It's been about a few days now.
It's rare, but...
I've been playing for 39 years and I've done it about 3 or 4 times.
What does it feel like when you kick my ass as soon as you stand up?
It hurts like hell, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't!
Shut up!
I'm sure you'd like it if I stepped on you like this.
It hurts like hell and it's kind of embarrassing!
It's like...
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't kick me. It doesn't matter.
A punishment game.
Next week.
From now on, we're going to talk about "take-off".
No, it's not "take-off"!
What does it have to do with you?
This is the funny part of talking.
It's important, but let me say something like a punishment game.
Okay.
Are you thinking about it?
If you...
Who are you?
If you had lost,
I don't think anything like that would have happened.
Is that possible?
If I had lost, you would have done it.
I'm sure you would have talked about it like it never happened.
100,000 yen, 50,000 yen, it's fate.
I'm sure you would have known.
It's like my dad's divorce problem.
You're talking like you didn't do anything.
You think I'm superior or inferior?
I'll do it, so don't worry about it.
You're kidding me, right?
You're kidding me!
Then tell me what you want me to do.
What do you want me to do?
I don't want you to punish me, but...
What do you want me to do?
I won't let you kill me or anything like that.
No, I won't do that.
I'll go crazy if you do that.
You're talking nonsense.
What do you want me to do?
I'm sorry.
Then tell me what you want me to do.
What do you want me to do?
It's hard to predict.
You're talking nonsense.
It's like that in a punishment game.
You went to a restaurant and said you wanted to eat curry, and you got curry.
It's your first curry in this restaurant.
You said you couldn't eat it because you knew about curry.
You don't know anything, but you're scared because you're talking nonsense!
Even if you say it like that, it's meaningless.
It's like a punishment game.
What do you want me to do?
Even if you say it like that, it's meaningless.
It's like a punishment game.
I know.
I didn't say anything wrong.
It's like that.
But it's meaningless.
I'm really scared.
What do you want me to do?
It's just the opening.
I can't spend that much money.
If you make one mistake, I'll tell you what it'll be like.
If you make one mistake...
If you do it right, your bones won't break.
That's good.
You don't have to be physical anymore.
I know.
I'll make it so that it suits the show.
If you do that, you can do a lot of things.
Are you stupid?
Do you think I have anything in this show?
I and Ishiya know that.
We're the same, you idiot.
Why is that?
You have more.
Do you think I have more?
Then I'll do it.
Just look forward to it.
I can't look forward to it.
It's okay.
It's not like you'll get hurt.
And don't show up like you're nostalgic.
I hate you.
And don't show up like you're Neoki.
I'm really scared of Neoki.
When you got beaten up by Jimmy...
You're stupid.
You haven't been beaten up before, have you, Neoki?
Then I'll say it.
In a variety show like this...
There's been a lot of suffering lately.
"Isn't that bullying?" "Isn't that kind of thing not good for education?"
If you do something like that for a little while, your complaints will change, right?
I think that's definitely not the case.
I don't think bullying is such a problem.
However, waking up prank is bullying.
Why is that?
As soon as I wake up, there's an oriental person that everyone knows.
It's really scary!
Everyone's looking at me and laughing like this.
It's really scary!
Wow, he knows too! He knows too! He knows too! Why is he here?!
No, no, no, no. That's weird. That's weird.
Hey, you're an alien. Why do you have to say that in a Japanese series?
No, you're the one who said it! You're the one who said it!
You're lying, right?
Why do you say it twice?
No, I'm warning you.
I think I'll definitely get bullied.
Did I say "save"?
Then, look at me.
What?!
Which one do you think it is?
I think it's a titan.
I'm a titan fan, so I think it's a titan.
But I think it's "save" for the first time.
Kakeo will save you.
Really?
Yes.
Can you do it for the first time in a while?
No, it's fine.
Titan save.
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
No, I didn't say it. You just saved the Titan.
Don't say that. You shouldn't have saved it yourself.
You should have told me to save the Titan. You were confident, weren't you?
Next week?
Even if you don't say it next week, I can't guess it.
Last week we talked about it and last week you were drinking beer.
This week you're playing golf.
Drinking beer is one thing and punishment is another.
Well, well, well.
Punch Parma's grandma's kiss really hurts.
It really hurts.
I'm going to ride it and you're definitely going to be mad.
He's desperate.
You like kisses, don't you?
No one has ever kissed you on the back of your head.
I can't think of anything.
Let's go with that.
Give me that.
He's a big guy with a big ego.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who has been taken away by 18 aliens before.
Yes.
It is said that the 13th time is the most memorable, but why is that?
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
They took me away a lot.
Almost continuously.
18 times?
Yes.
Continuously?
There were times when it was only open for three hours.
Come back!
I watched one video and it was over.
Why did you come back after being taken away?
I went to watch the video.
I watched "Godfather" and it was already over.
You should have let me watch it!
Then why did you give it back?!
Yeah, it was about 3 hours.
You should have let me watch "Godfather" in "UFO"!
How did you catch it?
What?!
How did you catch it?
There are many ways.
There are many patterns.
Tell me about it.
Well, the most orthodox way that you know is...
When "UFO" came...
And it was exposed to light...
It was exposed to light...
And then it was sucked up...
There was also that pattern.
When it came out of nowhere...
If you watch it, it looks like you're being taken to paradise...
But it's quite difficult.
Why? Is it coming up smoothly?
No, it's really painful here.
You're wearing a harness!
No, no, no!
Are you stupid?!
Do you really think it'll come up with all that light?!
No, if it was a movie...
Would you be able to put it on like this?!
Like this...
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Something like a sponge here...
What are you doing?!
Really?!
It's a movie!
Look, it's going up!
What's inside?
Ah, inside it's...
How do you say it...
Well, it's quite spacious...
Are you stupid?!
It's spacious!
It's spacious, there's a lot in there...
That's true.
Where is it taken you first?
When you get up here...
Where is it taken you?
Um... Japanese style.
I mean, sorry, but...
What are the people who come up with it like?
The people who come up with it are basically just working style people...
Yeah, yeah...
No, no, but like, what are they like?
They're kinda floaty.
Buyo-buyo.
Eh, you mean like a pig?
No, no, it's like buyo-buyo.
Buyo-buyo.
What color?
Eh, what color?
Ah, blue!
That's a weird color, blue.
It's what you think it is, right?
It's what I think it is.
It's pretty, right?
It's pretty.
And?
When you go home, there's a lot of buyo-buyo.
There's a lot of buyo-buyo.
Yeah, and?
I don't know the words!
While you're buying buyo-buyo, you'll be laughing, but...
I don't know the words!
They come to my brain first.
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes.
While you're buying buyo-buyo, listen to me.
"Us," you say, right?
Yeah, yeah.
When you win...
Eh, win?!
When you win, don't know.
Ah, it's a bit old-fashioned.
This is old-fashioned, too.
I see.
Yeah.
Listen to me.
If you don't listen to me, take your clothes off.
That's how it is.
First of all...
Yes?
Yeah, and?
They've prepared something like Datsuikao.
Yeah.
It's surprisingly small.
Yeah.
"Will it fit?" I said.
"It's pretty tight, will it fit?" I said, and it started to get a little tight.
You don't have to get mad about that!
It's like they cut it right away.
Oh, I see.
It's scary!
Huh? Oh, I see.
Yeah.
What do you mean "take off clothes"? I'm barefoot.
You're barefoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
They did a lot of embarrassing things.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
They cut their bodies and stuff.
That's probably it.
Yeah.
They did a lot of painful things.
Yeah, they did a lot of painful things.
Like what?
Like, they cut off Kotatsu's legs and stuff like that.
Huh? Why would they do that?
It's like they were playing around with it.
Playing around...
What's wrong with that?
At first, I thought it was a proper examination.
Huh?
I was holding it in like this.
Then, like an adult, I was like, "Hey!"
You're late!
You're stupid!
Stupid!
They were kids!
You can't tell which one is a kid and which one is an adult.
They weren't adults because they were big and kids because they were small.
It's a shame.
They were the same size.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It was a long time ago.
What do you do in the end?
What do you do?
If you look it up, they'll give it back to you.
Well, they said, "Go home for now."
They gave me a stamp card like this.
Boom!
At first, they gave me two of them.
There's up to 24 of them, so don't get caught!
Get out of here!
It's meat.
It's not meat, but it's still too much.
It's like a sponge.
How old are you?
60 years old.
It hurts.
Oh, it's like a sponge.
Yeah, it hurts a lot.
Yeah, and it's red here!
When I got caught here, they said, "Why are you red?"
It's your head!
My head?
They said that all the time.
18 times.
They always say that.
But you only said "18" when you didn't get all of the 24 stamps.
That's right.
So I did get a notebook.
Not a notebook, but a college notebook.
What? Why a college notebook?
A college notebook and a pencil.
Because you said "too much" 10 times?
Because I said "too much" 10 times.
Oh, I see.
But when I said "20" times, it was C.D. Walkman.
Now's the time.
Why is it not "now's the time"?!
Now's the time.
It's the worst.
You can make okonomiyaki, hiroshima yaki, osaka yaki, etc.
But back in the day, matsumoto family...
I heard you have an original matsumoto yaki. What kind of yaki is it?
If I could, I'd like to make it for you.
- Matsumoto yaki? - Yes.
- Oh, really? - It's a bit of a sudden request.
Then tell me about the ingredients.
The ingredients are basically the same.
- Okonomiyaki? - Yes.
What's different?
Ordinary okonomiyaki and matsumoto yaki?
You're probably wondering what's added to it, right?
- No, no. - It's different.
What do you mean?
Matsumoto yaki is about making delicious food without using ingredients you never had before.
- I see. - Yes.
So you don't use any ingredients?
To be clear, we don't have a cassette player.
So we put an iron plate directly on the tatami mat.
And we cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...
- Ten... - No, not ten!
No, not ten!
- What's with ten? - And... and...
- You flip it over? - No, you don't flip it over!
My whole family is wearing green clothes.
Because it's wet.
And we cut...
Ah, it's hot!
No, it's not hot!
- It's hot... - No, it's not hot!
I'll eat it raw!
This is Matsumoto yaki's secret technique.
Once a week...
It's funny, isn't it?
Pen name, B-Bey-Rama-san.
It's funny, isn't it?
Shut up!
Once a week, we always check new products at Don Quijote's home appliance section.
Ah, yes, yes. That's part of it.
What happens when you put a CD in a DVD player and play it?
I've never done that before.
You've never done it?
No.
You know how nice people think electronic products are?
'Electronic products can be used in this and that way.'
Like 'they are smart.'
Or 'they are not.'
They say 'they are smart!'
You are the only idiot here!
They think of electronic products like smart people.
But, unexpectedly, electronic products are not so useful.
That's right.
They are not decent, either.
Only certain products...
Are applicable?
Are applicable!
I see.
DVD players have decided that they will put DVD software in their DVDs.
I see, I see.
Is this stupid?
Yes.
If you put in a CD...
Yes, yes.
You put in a CD, right?
You don't notice it.
You don't know what you're putting in.
If you watch it for about ten minutes, it will appear on the TV screen.
"Ah!" It will appear.
"Buah!" It will appear.
My head was burning red!
It wasn't normal anymore.
They're stupid.
Hey, hey, hey!
Shut up!
Let me go! Let me go!
It is often said that the super bad Hama-chan has never done anything good for anyone but for his brain.
I haven't been told that.
If you're a bad guy who's been out of jail for a long time, I'm sure you know what good you've done for others, so please tell me.
I see.
Mr. Oshita.
Yes, yes.
Can I think about it for a moment?
Why?
I was wondering what it was like.
You have to think about it. You have to remember it.
Ah, yes, yes.
That's right.
Yes.
I think there are probably a few.
No, I don't think there are.
Tell me.
A.M.A.
Please wait a moment.
Matsun.
Yes, yes.
You've been like this since you were little.
There must be a few.
Since middle school and around that time.
You've been like this since elementary school.
Yes, yes.
There must be a few.
P-p-please wait a moment.
Please wait a moment.
Matsun!
If you don't know, ask Taka-chan!
No, no, I was just out in the park...
Matsun!
Yes, yes...
Just say it!
No, I really was out in the park. When I tripped and fell, I went all the way to Nitti.
If you're late, you sound like you're lying! Just say it!
Okay, okay, okay...
Just say it!
When I came out, I was like this poop...
When I came out, I was like, "doro doro doro"
Just say it!
If you think about it like that, you'll have a bad image of me.
Something happened, right?
Gross...
Taka-san, won't you tell me?
Hey, Taka-chan!
Taka-chan!
Matsun's in trouble!
Just say it!
I was just out in the park...
Just say it!
If you say one more thing, I'll go home!
That one, that one, that one...
That one, that one...
What is it?
Then it's "one-time".
After all, it's "one-time" after all, it's "one- time"
You...
Why do you say it's "one-time" so much?
Say it!
Just one more, you fool!
Damn you...
Anything is fine, right?
Right?
Anything is fine, right?
Ugh...
This is shameful...
Hey, hey, you!
You said you were taken away by 18 aliens!
You said it's "one-time" but...
Huh?
Hey!
We've been together for 21 years!
We've seen a lot of things!
You said it's "one-time", didn't you?
You said it's "one-time", you fool!
I don't like it when you say it's "one-time" so quickly...
Ugh...
I'm pissed off!
What are you mad about?
I'm thinking about it...
You're thinking about it...
Okay, okay, okay...
Hey, hey, hey...
It's fine...
It's fine even if it's a lie...
Huh?
It's fine...
It's fine even if it's a lie...
I didn't know such a thing existed until now.