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October of last year...
Fukuoka Team is in first place in Japan! Congratulations!
To celebrate the opening of the professional baseball Japan Series, the first ever beer drinking competition was held in Japan.
While not a single person is from the area, the venue is heating up to an unusual degree!
And yet again, that season has finally arrived!
Tokyo Yomiuri Titans are in first place in Japan! Congratulations!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
This is Yomiuri Titans' first ever beer-spilling competition.
It's crazy here!
Let's hear Japan's happiest voices!
Thank you very much!
Yomiuri Titans are in first place in Japan!
At first, I didn't know what would happen.
But somehow, I came in second place.
Thank you very much!
Oh, no!
Did you see it, Mr. Akiyama?
We did it!
No!
Oh, my!
At last! At last!
This is it! At last!
It was a day full of excitement, both in and out of the club.
That's right!
We've been working hard for this day.
We're so happy and excited!
That's right! We came to see the stand!
We did it!
Tonight is the night!
We did it!
Yes!
Mr. Yes!
I was worried about what would happen if I lost for the first two rounds.
But it turned out to be the other way around.
As expected of Yomiuri Giants.
Today...
In this competitive environment...
I've lost nine times, ten times...
From now on...
Thank you very much!
Of course!
Will you come back tonight?
Of course!
Say something to the camera!
Of course!
Thanks!
Ah!
That's...
I did it!
I've done it!
Wait!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Giant's Buzzer!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Giant...
Giant's Buzzer!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Giant's Buzzer!
I don't know if we'll win...
Giant's Buzzer!
I'll change into 10 minutes later and do it again!
I did it! I did it!
I'm tired...
Will we win?
I'm tired...
Knowing the members who are already tired...
The venue has changed its appearance with cupids...
And after 10 minutes...
The standby is complete...
The second round of beer betting...
The grand prize version of "Menno Tomen Shiroku" starts!
Fukuoka Grand Prize Announcement!
Japan's No. 1!
Congratulations!
Japan's No. 1!
No! No! No!
This is the largest building construction site in Japan.
It is already very noisy.
I would like to hear the happiest voice of Japan.
Congratulations again to you, Mr. Tamura!
Thank you!
It is the last oil season of the first century.
How do you feel now?
I am a Japanese man who can defeat giants.
This kind of happy thing is important for me!
This hand and this hand!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Congratulations on your victory!
I'm exhausted...
Woooooooooooo!
Yahoo!
Good, good, good!
Oh, good!
Cheers!
Thank you!
Thanks a lot!
Oh, thank you!
Congratulations on your victory!
Good night, Yamada!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
And about him...
Hello?
You and your bandares running wild all day!
That's right!
And...
Again again again again again
It will not fire
However, it does not show much strength, right?
- No - Do you know why? - What is it?
That is because there is no friendship
So is it so?
Emergency notice
A showdown between kids and adults!
Last year, Matsumoto vs. Pamada vs. Yamazaki vs. Kokoriko, a one-on-one 100-meter race, was held.
As a result, Matsumoto won a brilliant victory!
The Pamada team was given a severe penalty game!
It's called "24-hour scary tag!"
Four people spend 24 hours in a secret life in an escape-free taiga.
There, clones suddenly appear and attack four people!
If they catch them, they'll get a severe penalty game!
In the back of the stage, Matsumoto, who made the taiga full rotation, commands himself!
One day, his fear and severe penalty game will definitely eat up the four of them!
It's amazing how peaceful this place is.
Then, more and more clones try to escape!
Eventually, because of this inhumane policy, the relationship between the four of them quickly deteriorates!
Promise me you'll leave only this part for me!
In addition, the attacks of the clones are late at night, and even sleeping is not allowed for the four of them!
Ouch!
In this way, "24 Hours in a Secret Room" will never be able to become the most severe punishment game in the history of school rules!
And now, finally at the end of this century, the biggest confrontation is about to begin!
It was at the studio where everyone saw the VTR of "Spaghetti to Italy in Three Days of Zero Emptiness" broadcasted the other day!
And now, let's take a special look at the unprecedented VTR broadcast of "Spaghetti to Italy in Three Days of Zero Emptiness"!
Well, you know, it's strange, after all, such a punishment game.
What is it?
After all, I can't accept it!
Huh? You're angry, aren't you?
Yes.
Why are you angry?
No, of course I'm angry!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Well, you know, it's strange, isn't it?
Do you usually play such a terrible punishment game?
You know, Mr. Hamada went to Evia, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You went there for a confrontation, didn't you?
Yes.
You went there because you lost in the confrontation, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't do anything!
Yes.
It's strange, isn't it, going all the way to Italy like this?
No, you didn't do anything!
I didn't do anything...
Yes, yes...
There was no laughing...
Yes, yes, yes...
But it's a terrible punishment...
Huh?
Your character has changed!
Let's do it! Right now!
What?
A confrontation!
What?
A confrontation! The four of us!
Let's do it like last time!
Let's do it right now!
No, why did you become four against one?
That's what you did last time!
You don't have to do it again this time!
But...
Since you're angry alone...
Yamazaki-san vs. us...
Come over here!
If you lose, you don't have to do the punishment anymore...
So stop it!
You can hear it, right?
I can't hear it!
You can't hear it?
Yoshimoto...
Yoshimoto?!
Are you trying to make fun of me?!
Yoshimoto...
Stop it with Yoshimoto...
Am I free?
Yes, you're free...
I definitely won't do it!
I knew it! Come over here!
He said it!
I'm going over here?
Yes.
You too.
Wakate vs. broadcast!
Me too?
Wakate vs. broadcast...
Wakate...
Wakate!
Wakate vs. broadcast!
Come on, let's go with broadcast.
What? We're broadcast?
What? Wakate?
You're Wakate!
I'm Wakate.
Thirty...
It's thirty.
What?
It's thirty.
No, it's thirty...
No, it's not!
Wait a minute!
This year, September, it became thirty.
September is also a lie.
Everything is a lie!
That's terrible!
February.
It's thirty-two.
You're not Wakate, are you?
You're not Wakate, are you?!
How long have you been doing this?
What are you doing?!
Why are you touching Snoopy's side?
At least touch Snoopy!
Do you go up like this?!
Why are we alone?!
Wait a minute! You're saying weird things!
Why? Why?
This year, it's a lie and it's terrible!
It's us, right?!
That's right, that's right.
No, that's... something.
I want that revenge.
That's you going this way.
What are you doing?!
Now, from what I've heard...
Let's see... Swimming...
100 meters...
One against four...
So it's a relay, since we're four...
And Matsumoto-san will swim 100 meters alone...
That's weird! I'm definitely not good at it!
Why not?
I can't do it! It's more tiring for me!
At least make the depth four times!
If you say it like that...
Your fear is different!
It's totally fine!
It's fine for deep water!
It's totally fine!
Do you have a baton?
Of course I have a baton!
But if you have a baton, you can't swim!
You can't go this way...
You have to go around!
That's right! That's right!
It's always like this!
It's disadvantageous!
If you have a baton, you can just do it like you did before!
Let's do it like this, leader!
And with that...
At the end of this century...
The biggest confrontation will be...
A close match!
Continuing from this year...
Next year, I'll be appointed as a French sex symbol...
It's Matsumoto-san's question...
Just like Matsumoto-san...
I want to be called "the French gal"...
But what should I do?
I have my own opinion, but...
Umm...
What about "chest hair"?
Chest hair has nothing to do with it!
No, no, no, no...
What are you saying? It's poisonous!
Are you tired?
Chest hair...
Chest hair has nothing to do with it...
Don't say it!
I'm sorry...
It has nothing to do with it, doesn't it?
You'll get it!
What do you mean "you'll get it"?
You'll get it!
Me?
I mean, you don't have anything to do with it, do you?
Why do you say it like that?
You... you...
You... what?
When did you see my chest... chest... chest... chest hair?
What's up with "chest hair"?
I was thinking of growing chest hair, but I can't grow it for a week...
There's no way you can grow it...
No, if that's the case...
No, you can't, you can't...
"You can't" you say?
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Then show me your chest hair!
You should show me!
Don't touch me!
Show me now!
Why do I have to show you my chest hair when I'm 37 and there's a lot of people watching me on TV and on stage and in front of you, who looks like you?
Show me!
My chest hair is not to show you
- Then who is it for? - It's not that kind of chest hair
It's disgusting!
Why don't you just show me?
Because you're a Japanese woman
And Japanese women have low chest hair, right?
So when I go to France or Russia, I walk with my chest up like this
It's amazing
It's fluffy
Disgusting!
It's disgusting if it's fluffy!
I'm holding it in my corset
Huh? What?
I'm holding it in my corset
It's fluffy
It's really amazing
Then show me
Are you stupid?!
How many times do I have to say the same thing?
Why do you...
Don't touch me!
That's why my corset is always shiny
Why?
Because it's fluffy
I don't know what you're talking about
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny
You know, right?!
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny!
It's polished!
No, it's not
It's polished!
No, it's not
I don't want to see it
Your corset?
It's like a shiny corset!
Because it's fluffy, my corset is shiny
Wait a minute!
Then I'll show you
Soft?
Soft.
Try drawing a soft head?
No, a soft...
I can't tell the difference.
Close your eyes and think about a soft head.
It's not that soft.
Go on!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
So, if you have a soft head, you're popular?
If you have a soft head, you're popular. But if you have a soft head like me, you're not popular.
If you have a soft head like me, you're not popular.
Yes, I think you're sexy.
Really?
You're amazing.
I don't think you're sexy.
Which one of you is sexy?
To be honest, I think you're sexy.