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First episode of "Kid's Usefulness Edition"
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Men and men's cooking competition
Everyone!
This is a cooking competition.
Everyone is wearing an apron.
This is a team of kids.
I have invited a guest.
This is a team of kids versus a guest.
You will cook.
We are not good at cooking.
Four of us can't cook.
Something will happen.
In the end, I will eat both of you.
The winner will receive 100,000 yen.
This is innovative.
This is good.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do with the punishment.
We didn't do anything wrong, but we received a punishment.
Let's work together.
The opponent is...
Who is it?
Kijime Shiro!
Please!
Kijime!
Suddenly, Kijime was sucked into the water.
What happened to him?
Kijime!
What are you doing?
Why did you fall into the water?
I don't know.
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
This is a cooking competition.
I'm glad you're okay.
There is something left of the previous shooting.
I can't do it today.
I don't think so.
Do you know what you were doing?
Are you okay?
I can't do it today.
Do you know what you were doing?
I don't think so.
Kijime was completely offended by the unexpected happening.
He went back to the location bus to talk with the producer.
I talked a lot with the producer.
I've been through a lot.
Let's do it again.
Kijime.
Let's do it again.
I'm not in a good mood.
I can't do it now.
Let me rest for a while.
I'm sorry.
Kijime, please.
Kijime!
Kijime has been sucked deep into the ground again.
This is what it means to step and kick.
Kijime!
Hey!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Who are you?
Who is the executive producer?
I'm the executive producer.
I want to talk to you on the bus.
Wait a minute.
This is crazy.
This is terrible.
Even though I love downtown.
Kijime leaves the location bus with an expression that seems to have bitten a bitter bug.
Once again, in an attempt to persuade Kijime, he asks what conditions would allow him to continue filming.
I've been through a lot of things, and I've been doing things like that, too. I'm enjoying it.
Of course.
I've never fallen before.
This is the first time I've fallen.
No, I think so, too.
I've been enjoying what I've been doing, but I can't enjoy this anymore.
This is the first time for me.
I don't know who's thinking about it, but it used to be like this.
I don't know what's wrong with it.
If you convert this into money, I think it will be a big deal.
No, I can't fight it.
I can't use the camera here.
Of course you can't.
No, I want to wake up with 50,000 yen.
That's right.
At least give me eight times.
Eight times.
One time.
Don't say ten times.
Eight times.
By the way, it's 40,000 yen.
Yes, it is.
Can you guarantee 40,000 yen, producer?
I'll pay you.
I want you to pay me right away.
Yes.
I can't wait for two or three months like this.
Yes.
Eight times or eight and a half times?
Which one?
Eight and a half times.
Cleaning fee.
Please.
Please replicate.
Kishibe agreed to appear on the show with eight and a half times of the cleaning fee.
If you think about what has happened so far, it's a good thing.
It's Kishibe Shiro's personality.
Kishibe, you get off and we'll take you there.
Let's do it.
Kishibe, you go over there.
Kishibe will help you.
It's not good if it gets dirty.
We'll pay for it.
Kishibe!
Although they meet in front of the location bus, Kishibe Shiro is a 53-year-old man who has nothing at all.
Kishibe!
Is Kishibe there? Oh, he's there.
It's not good.
Staff, get off and hold my hand.
Get off!
I'm sorry.
You can't even reach the ladder.
Get off!
I'm over 20 years old.
Can I hold your hand?
It's dangerous!
Pull it.
It came off.
Thank you!
What's going on?
I'm going home.
No!
Wait!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm going to do a cooking competition between men.
Are you going to do a cooking competition?
Will I appear in it?
You will be a guest.
Am I a guest today?
Yes, you are.
Can you show me now?
It's a cooking competition.
Thank you.
Where will you do it?
It's over there.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do it?
Matsumoto's senior, Kishibe, leads him not to fall into a hole again.
In this place, we can see him growing up.
It's okay. It's okay.
Let's do it.
Five seconds.
Four, three, two...
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai",
we will do a cooking competition between men and men in the entertainment world.
Today's guest is Kishibe Shiroo.
It's a cooking competition.
"Gaki no Tsukai" vs. "Kishibe Shiroo"
I'm not good at it, but I will not lose to four people.
Kishibe!
It doesn't suit you.
That's right. I tasted it at the end.
The one who tastes it more wins.
The prize is 100,000 yen.
Thank you.
Now, please go to your own kitchen.
There's still time.
Okay, cooking competition...
Start!
Where are you going?
I'm sorry!
Hey!
No way! There's a hole in front of the kitchen, too!
Even Kishibe is surprised at this.
Kishibe!
Take it!
Kishibe!
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you're sorry?
You only have money!
I'm sorry.
Bring me the money!
I'll buy you a house!
Due to unexpected troubles, the filming ended earlier than expected.
Today, we will have an unpublished talk about how to use instruments.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
It happens once in a while, doesn't it?
It's not like that?
It's not like that.
Oh, I see.
You know...
Dogs...
They don't think, do they?
They don't go crazy, do they?
Basically...
Basically, they don't go crazy, do they?
Once in a while...
When they pet their own tail...
They go round and round and round...
It's cold, isn't it?!
It's cute and all...
What do you want me to put in?
Since you took off the skin of your lips...
You don't think, do you?
No, it's not like that!
It's cute!
They say that!
Yes, yes, yes...
It's cold.
When they say that...
It's cold.
So they can't go crazy...
And they can't do much, can they?
And the only thing they can go crazy about...
Is...
Pooping.
It's stupid.
Because...
Because it's no good!
If you do something stupid in front of a building...
It's not just stupid in front of a building...
Well, that's fine...
But they do things they can't think of...
That's...
Um...
No, no...
They think it's funny...
When they change...
They stick out their anus, don't they?
And when they do that...
They always think...
My master is laughing at me!
Because they can't learn...
And then...
Oh no, I'm pooping!
And it's kind of funny...
Huh? Is it funny?
And they stick out their anus...
Without shame or shame...
And they go "Boom!"
My master is laughing at me!
And when they look at you...
He's not laughing at me at all!
I have a bad experience of being in the same situation as "Nihon Mukashi Banashi".
17 or 18 years ago, I heard you saved a turtle that was being bullied very badly.
Where did you take it to?
That bullying was terrible.
You were hitting it, weren't you?
No, no. I can't stop it for now. I'm busy.
What kind of bullying was it?
No, it was terrible. From what I saw, it was always...
For now, you took it out once and hid it in the back.
What?
What's going on inside of it?
You took it out and it turned into a cola can.
No way!
What happened next?
There's more?
It was terrible.
What?
That...deer and...
That was the worst.
- What? - On the contrary...
- On the contrary, I'm a deer.
- You won't say anything? - I won't say anything!
I'll say, "What should I do with Chuck Meldon?"
- Hey...
- You were saved, right? - I was saved.
- "Bishiii!" - "Get him!" - Yeah.
- "Don't let him say it." - Yeah.
- You went home, too. - Yeah, that's where it started.
- "You were saved, so where did you go first?" I asked.
- Ah...
- "Where do you think it is?"
- "If it's an old story, it's under the sea."
- "Ryugu Castle." - Yeah.
- I thought it might be Ryugu Castle, too.
- To be honest, it was grinning.
- "Shimei, Shimei." - "Shimei, Shimei."
- It wasn't like, "Ah, I don't really watch TV," but...
- "I don't know much about things like this."
- "There are times when you want to feel it."
- Something like that.
- But I did know about Ryugu Castle.
- I knew that this pattern was Ryugu Castle.
- But I didn't know it at all.
- I knew it was a bit obvious, but...
- I didn't dare hide it.
- "Where do you think it is?"
- "So where did you end up taking me?"
- You'll be surprised.
- "It's in a shell."
- "It's not in a shell, is it?"
- "It is in a shell."
- "It's in a shell!" - "It's in a shell."
- "It's in a shell!"
- "What's in it?"
- "Most of it is..."
- "Well, it's a curtain."
Should we not do it because of Corona?
No, it's fine.
What do you think?
No.
You saved me, didn't you?
I saved you.
But where did you take me to after that?
Um...
Tell me where you think it is!
Tell me where you think it is.
I told you it's an old story.
Ryugu Castle.
No.
Really?
It felt more realistic.
Really?
Yeah.
Where did you take me?
Um...
Gotanda's hood.
The turtle is wearing it.
Huh?
It's a hood only turtles can wear.
Really?
I don't think so.
Really?
That's why I saved the turtle.
Oh, I see.
Tell me.
Um...
Mondez's sea turtle course.
Did you do it?
What kind of play is it?
Huh?
What kind of play is it?
Mondez's sea turtle course.
What kind of...
You put a ball like this in your butt.
Well, it's fine. I like it.
I'll put in one more!
No way!
Don't be stupid! Put in one more!
That's your experience.
Go to the beach!
I'm going to the beach!
Where was it?
It's connected.
It's connected!
Mondez's sea turtle course!
Thank you.
And, gentlemen...
Mutsuboshi restaurant.
Most people don't know about it, though.
I've been there.
Then tell me about it.
Basically, the menu is the same as Itsuzuboshi.
Oh, I see.
The taste isn't much different, either.
It's about the same as Itsuzuboshi.
What's different?
Everything comes with rice.
This makes me happy.
"Show rice" comes with it.
- French food. - Yes, French food.
- "Show rice" no matter what you order? - Yes, "show rice" comes with it.
- You don't have it for dessert, do you? - We do, we do.
We have rice.
"Show" or "daika" comes with it.
- No, it's for dessert. - Yes.
- We don't have anything like "cake" or "coffee" with it. - We don't have anything like "cake" or "coffee" with it.
It's all "show rice".
We had a little "tsukemono" too.
It's just a little bit next to "show rice".
"French food"!
We had about two "takuan".
Ladies and gentlemen...
Where is that foreign DJ who used to shout "TOKYO" in "JULIANA TOKYO" which was once a sensation?
Well, I've been able to answer a lot of questions up until now.
- Yes, yes. - This is quite a difficult issue, isn't it?
- Please stand up. - Do you know who that person is?
- Aren't you an American? - Well, I am an American.
- Oh, is that so? - Well...
- I've never seen him or been there, so I don't know. - He's an American.
- He's an Arab. - Isn't he Japanese?
- He was there! - Isn't he Japanese?
- No, he was there! - Who was there?
- Him. - Huh? - Him.
- Him? - The other Tuesday.
- Where was he? - He was in a "uniclone" with a lot of people.
- What? - People can't go through!
- There wasn't a place like this! - People could go in right away.
- It was already a mess. It was already a mess, Fukumori. - It used to be like that.
- And what are you doing now? - What?! - What are you doing now? - Honestly, it's like homeless.
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah, it's scary. Weird Tokyo.
What are you going to do from tomorrow?
- The man who used to say "Tokyo" now says "What are you going to do from tomorrow?" - "What are you going to do from tomorrow?!"
- He said it from the beginning. - You noticed it, didn't you?
- It's a commercial.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- If you keep tickling people, you won't be able to breathe and it will be painful.
- But if you keep tickling without stopping, what will happen to people in the end?
Well, it will be a video that no one has seen before.
What do you mean?
It will be something that no one has seen in the past.
You mean someone who has been beaten up?
Yes, someone who has been beaten up.
Oh...
Their faces...
They have been beaten up too much.
You know, when you scream "Uwaaah!", they laugh at you in the beginning.
But when you say "Stop it, stop it!", they start to scream "Uwaaah!".
And you start to shed tears.
Oh...
Yes, that's right.
I've seen it like that.
That's about it, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
But after that, if you do it for another fifteen minutes, it's amazing.
I've seen it like that.
Really?
Yes.
Fifteen minutes is hard for you.
But in total, it's about two hours.
For about two hours, I had to do it like "Uwaaah!".
"Stop it, stop it", and I would say "Uwaaah!".
What do you mean by "para"?
What's this thing that's ringing?
It's ringing like "raia", so "para"...
I don't know.
It's naked, right?
Yes, it's naked.
Then let's do it naked.
Let's do it naked.
Yes, yes.
Then I'll do it naked.
Stop it! Stop it!
"Para"...
Stop it! Stop it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
At the end, "para"...
No, no.
I said it would be a video I've never seen before.
Oh, you said it in the beginning.
Yes, yes.
So...
If I keep doing it naked, it'll ring like "para".
Is there anyone who says "ah"?
I'm not saying "ah".
If I keep doing it naked,
"Ah, para"...
"Ah", "para"...
"Ah" isn't said.
I'm not saying "ah", "para".
You are!
"Ah", "para"...
I'm doing it like that, and it keeps ringing like "ah"!
"Ah", "para"...
"Ah" is getting stronger and stronger!
So I'm really scared of "para".
It's like that for everything.
- I don't know about that. - You don't know, do you?
You've been driving cars and changing lanes for years, right?
People say it's a luxury now, so I'll let you go right away, but...
If you've been driving for about 60 years and one day you hit a car on the highway...
Was it like this?
That's subtle!
It's not subtle, but the whole thing is like...
The steering wheel is like...
That's too easy to understand!