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Let's go see everyone's idol, Tama-chan in "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen" episode 1!
Tama-chan, do you want to go see her?
What do you think of this bad timing?
Timing doesn't matter.
Tama-chan, do you want to go see her?
This lack of timeliness.
Timeliness, right?
Timeliness?
We haven't seen her yet.
That's right.
You want to see her?
Of course we want to see her!
Of course we do!
Right?
We want to see her!
Even if we lose to Tama-chan, it can't be helped.
We'll admit defeat.
Tama-chan!
Tama-chan, who suddenly appeared and became popular all over Japan.
Recently, she's been spending time in Yokohama.
The world is in "Tama-chan fever".
Let's go see "Gaki no Tsukai" with such Tama-chan!
Well, since we're going anyway...
Yes.
Not only us, but also Chibico.
This is fun!
This is great!
We'll do something good, right?
Let's do something good!
Right?
Then let's have her appear!
Here you go!
Hello! How are you?
If it was a normal show, we'd have Chibiko with us, but now we have a little old man with us.
That's right, Chibiko.
The real Chibiko!
It's unusual for kids to do things like this.
Unusual!
How old are you guys?
We're elementary school...what grade are you in?
Third and fourth grade.
You're also in third and fourth grade.
Fourth and fourth grade.
It's okay, it's fourth and fourth grade.
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We're here!
You're right, Tama!
Let's go in.
I wonder if she's here.
I'm...
I mean, there's a normal person here, but isn't she cool?
What's cool about her?
She's like a dumbass.
What's cool about her?
Right?
I don't think she's here.
I don't know if she's here.
I want to see her, Tama!
Look for her!
I don't think she's here.
There's like a hundred of them.
You have to look closely.
I really don't think she's here.
I hope she's here.
Let's call her out.
Seriously?!
One, two...
Tama!
Stop it!
She's not cool.
She's not bad.
Come on!
We're all idols.
One, two...
Stop it!
Tama!
She's not cool!
There's no way she's here!
Where is she?
Where?
She's famous!
I've seen her!
Tama, honestly!
She's funny!
What's funny about her?
Tama...
Isn't she here today?
Tama!
Yes?
She's not here anymore!
Look for her!
She's not here!
Can you do it?
She's not here anymore! Is that so?
She's not here! Where did she go?
Where did she go? I'm sorry!
It's rumored that you can see her often in a nearby battlefield!
Battlefield?
You can see her often!
That's great!
You can see her, Tama-chan!
Can you see her?
I can see her!
Let's go!
Let's go to the battlefield!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for the information!
Thank you!
Please do your best!
Is it around here?
Where is it?
Bathroom!
I knew it!
It can't be true! Why is Tama-chan in the bathroom?
Bathroom?
I don't know!
It's strange that there's a newbie in the battlefield!
Don't say "newbie"! It's Tama-chan!
That's Tama!
It's here!
Thank you!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
I'll go and see!
Thank you!
I miss you, Tama-chan!
I'll be back soon!
Call me as soon as you're back!
Yes!
Thank you!
Hey!
What's wrong?
Where is it?
It's not here!
See!
See for yourself! It can't be here!
It can't be in the bathroom!
I'm sorry!
It's just that kind of information!
I'm sorry!
Why did you lie?
Then...
Should we start over from where Tama is?
No, it's fine!
But it's frustrating!
It's frustrating!
See!
What is it?
See!
Which one?
See!
See for yourself!
It's Tama-chan!
It's true!
Tama-chan!
It's Tama-chan!
Tama-chan!
It's Tama-chan!
One, two...
It's Tama-chan!
It's embarrassing, so stop it!
I'm sorry!
It's there!
See for yourself!
One, two...
It's Tama-chan!
It's embarrassing! Don't say it!
Wow! Amazing!
It's different!
Why is it like that?
Oh! It's gone!
Oh! It's gone somewhere!
It's amazing!
It's good you saw it for now!
What are you looking for?
It's Tama-chan!
Tama-chan?
What are you looking for?
Naoya-san!
Yes! Thank you!
Let's go!
Where is Naoya-san?
I don't know!
Where?
Isn't it here?
Naoya-san!
Oh! I know! I know!
It's here!
It's Tama-chan!
Tama-chan!
It's not here!
See?
He was completely fooled!
Oh...
Hello!
He was completely fooled!
Completely!
Created!
Sorry!
Naoya-san was a bit...
A bit...
Let's go!
There's no way!
What's up?
There's no way!
It's Tama-chan!
Oh...
It's Tama-chan!
What are you saying?
That way, Tama-chan!
You're trying too hard!
Tama-chan!
It's not like that!
- That's amazing! - What are you talking about? It's there!
- No, it's not! - It's there! It's there!
- No! - It's there!
- Huh? - Oh, it's Kei.
- Huh? - Huh?
Excuse me, where did Tama-chan go?
- Tama-chan went to the bowling alley ahead of here... - Dad, give it back!
- Bowling alley?! - Bowling alley!
- It's there! - Bowling alley!
- You can watch it over and over again! - Yeah, you can watch it over and over again.
- It's cuter to watch it like that! - Yeah, it's cuter like that, but...
- Hey! - What?
- Isn't it Tama-chan? - What do you mean?!
- No, it's... - Ah!
- Tama-chan! Tama-chan! - It's Tama-chan!
- Okay, one, two... - Don't say it!
- Tama-chan! - Tama-chan!
- It hurts!
- Tama-chan! - Don't say it!
- One, two... - Don't say it!
- Tama-chan! - One, two...
- Tama-chan! - Tama-chan!
- Wow! - It's a bowling alley!
- Wow! - I'm so happy!
- This is really Tama-chan, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- Huh? - What's that?
- Isn't that Tama-chan? - Huh?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Tama-chan! Tama-chan! - Don't say it!
- One, two... - Don't say it!
- On the other side! - On the other side... - It's completely different! - It's completely different! - Nothing's different! - You haven't seen a woman yet! - Come on, Tama-chan!
There are people here, and we're in such an unimaginable place.
I can't believe we're going out.
Can we really go out?
Can we go over there?
Of course we can.
There's no way we can go over there.
Let's go home.
Let's go.
Let's go home.
Let's go.
Let's go home.
I don't know.
What's wrong?
Hey!
What is it?
It's there!
Where?
It's there! I think it's there!
Let me go!
It's there!
At 66th street...
There was a man there!
What? 66th street?
Look. He's throwing...
Let me go!
Come on!
Tama-chan!
Come on!
Tama-chan!
Come on!
See, he's coming!
Tama-chan!
Look!
See, you're coming!
Tama-chan!
Come on!
One, two...
Tama-chan!
Wow!
It moved! 60cm!
Wow!
One, two...
Tama-chan!
One, two...
Tama-chan!
Shut up!
It's 57cm!
It's moving very actively!
Yes!
Is it really one fish?
It's a big fish!
Wow!
Wow! Tama-chan! Wow!
It's a big one!
Tama-chan!
What are you doing?
Let's go!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Wow!
Tama-chan! Shut up!
Let's go! Let's go!
But when we first started filming, I didn't think we'd be able to see Tama-chan like this!
On TV...
Let's go home! Let's go home!
I'm glad!
Let's go home!
Huh?
Huh?!
What?
Huh? What's this?
It's Tama-chan!
It's Pride Day!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Oh my!
I'm going to do it with the people of Igor-bob!
Tama-chan!
One, two...
Tama-chan!
Wow!
Tama-chan!
It's weird!
It's full of Tama-chan!
Wow!
Tama-chan!
It's like this!
Wow!
It's like this!
I'm glad we got to see a lot of them!
Hey!
What's wrong?
Hey!
What?
Hey!
It's Tama-chan!
Look at me! Look at me!
It's Tama-chan!
Look at me! Look at me!
Good evening.
The other day, I was eating with Kim and Chiara's younger brother.
We were talking about going to a tea shop.
We were talking about which tea shops were near here.
So we decided to go to a tea shop near Harajuku.
"Where is it?" we asked.
It's a long time ago.
You know where it is, don't you, Kim?
It's a little far from Umotesando.
I don't know.
No, no, no, you've been there like three times, haven't you?!
No, I don't know.
Well, you know, it's a little hard for me to understand.
I'm from Harajuku, but I know a little bit of Chinese.
Well, okay, let's go, let's go.
I'll remember once I get there.
I got in the car and drove all the way over there.
I drove all the way over there.
When I stopped the car...
"Hey, you remembered already, didn't you?!" I said.
I don't remember stopping a car in a place like this.
I thought, "You guys are stupid," but I got angry, you know.
Well, you know...
Because you and I...
You and I have memories together, you know!
Well, you know...
What's up with you?
"You've been there like three times! You remember that clearly, too?!" I said.
"This way!" I said.
But as I walked around the place...
I've never walked around like this before.
I said.
Hey, you, you, you, you, check it out later!
Check it out later!
Ah, excuse me! Is it here?!
I looked at it and it was gone!
It was gone, but it was clearly here
I was like "Huh? It's gone!"
Was it really here?
You're treating me like an idiot!
You're making me mad!
It was definitely here!
Hey, Moe! Come here!
I ran into Okonomiyaki and said
Excuse me, about 8 months ago
it was a coffee shop, wasn't it?
This old man said "Yes, it was"
Then look at this!
Look, it's a counter with a curtain
and it's still here! Don't you remember?
No, I don't remember at all
Why?!
Excuse me, do you know where the master of the coffee shop is?
How far are you going to go?
If you look for it, you might be able to find it
Look for it! I definitely want to get in touch!
These three are here!
Wait a minute!
He said and looked for it
Do you remember?!
Have you been here three times?!
Yes, I have!
Have you been here with Yamashita?!
Yes!
I've only been here with you and Yamashita!
Well, I guess you're right
I ran into the master of the coffee shop and said "Yes, I have!"
Wow, I didn't know you'd call me like that
It's fine now
No, it's fine, but I couldn't say it there
I couldn't get it
Come on, let's talk about it later
I wish I had taken care of it properly
Well, let's go to a different coffee shop for now
You guys are hopeless
What?! You didn't go in there?!
I didn't say it even once!
Kazuka...
It's funny, it's funny.
No, but that happens, doesn't it?
That happens, doesn't it?
Like, everyone's talking and...
Well, well, well...
Um...
They're saying what they've heard from someone like it's new information.
Like, "Do you know?"
There's a lot of that, isn't there?
Like, what you've heard...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, "Laugh at me!"
I don't like that!
Like, I've told you that like two times!
Like, really...
I didn't say it until the end.
You didn't say it until the end?
Like, "Sorry, I made a mistake."
You didn't say it, did you?
Like, "Ugh, this is embarrassing," did you?
I think people who like it will be surprised.
Like, you didn't say it until the end...
Like, all of a sudden I came in and you're really mad.
I thought we'd do something really big.
Like, like, like...
Because I did it, it's dull.
Because I did it, it's OK.
That's dull!
Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes?
In other words, tell me how to get into Gray.
How to get into Gray?
Ah, there are many ways.
There aren't, are there?
You can't get in, can you?
I can get in, of course!
How do you do it?
How do you get in?
Well, you know, in various studios,
Gray appears in singing programs and such.
Isn't it better to go to those places?
With lyrics.
No...
Is "go full" better?
No, well, I don't know about things, but...
You can't get in, can you?
With something like a Baumkuchen...
Yes, there is.
No, that's... that's a painful middle schooler.
It's not like that.
The four of you have been doing it for a long time, it's too late for the five of you, isn't it?
No, it's not like that!
So you think you're really good at it?
No, if you say that, we're calling it "downtown", but what's "downtown" anyway?
The two old men are doing it on their own.
If you say you want to join "downtown" as well, I have no intention of stopping you.
Even if it's just the three of you or the four of you?
It's hard to do!
Maybe it's just the three of you?
Not at all. I can't do it at all.
It's not like "downtown" has to be just the two of you.
No, I know that, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This part is weak.
Yeah.
I don't know about "bray".
Why is that? Because the instrument part is like...
Yeah, yeah, there is. What do you want me to say?
Why do you think "bray" has to be four people?
No one feels uncomfortable if one person joins in.
Oh, you're saying "fuck" and one person leaves and another one joins in.
It doesn't matter.
Your way of saying is "fuck".
If you say it like that, there is no one left in CC GIRLS now.
It's completely different now.
Well, it's like "Yomiuri Giant Army".
Huh?
There is no one left in the old "giant" team.
Did you switch "giant" and "CC GIRLS"?
Oh, yeah, and "pirates" too.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it doesn't feel uncomfortable.
If a person who has been doing this for a long time joins in like "karl",
the person watching TV will probably say "what the hell is that?".
Will it?
Of course it will.
I'm saying it because you can't join in.
I think "bray" is fine.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
So, I'm asking you.
Tell me how to join in properly.
How to join in.
What did you say?
I'm asking you how to join in properly.
Even if you say it from the beginning.
How "bray" joins in...
"CC GIRLS" is the best, right?
The problem is who you join in with.
You have to think about that.
Who should you join in with?
"bray" or "CC GIRLS"?
You know, like "amagappa".
No, I think "CC GIRLS" is the worst.
Why?
Why "leader"?
"tacro" is the best!
"tacro" is not good! "tacro" is not good!
Because you are "CC GIRLS", right?
"tacro" has strict rules.
"amagappa" is fine.
Maybe if you have "cucumber"...
Even if you have "cucumber",
even if you have "cucumber",
you can't join in.
It's fine.
"tacro" has to be "tacro" in "amagappa".
But "tacro" has to be "amagappa" in "amagappa".
It can't be helped.
"tacro", what are you doing?
Don't come in without permission!
You'll end up like that.
Ah, I'm sorry.
"amagappa" is like that.
You can't say that anymore, go home!
What are you saying?
When I heard it, it sounded like "porinporin".
Why are you hiding it?
Why would I hide it?
Matsumoto-san, you have hundreds of scars all over your body.
You seem to remember all of them and when and who put them on you.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Between your broken buttocks and the third scar above it, what kind of scar is it?
That is...
Gotanda's queen's.
That's recent!
Eri's queen.
This guy is crazy.
Yes.
This is Uguisdan's queen's.
That's enough!
You keep saying "queen's" all the time!
Do you think I'll say you fought someone or something?
This is Gisa's queen's.
They're all handsome, right?
Are you going to fight me?
Let me tell you something. I really don't have one.
What?
Let me tell you something. I...
Wait, wait, wait!
I really don't have one!
I don't have a whip or something!
I know that!
What do you mean you don't have a whip or something?
Sometimes I really do have one!
You don't have one?
I don't! I don't have a whip or a candle or anything like that!
Then what do you have?
Then you're all misunderstanding me!
If you say things like this, I'm going to take this seriously!
I'm smarter than you think I am!
Hey!
What? Do you know you're smarter than you think you are?
I'm smarter than you think I am!
I don't think you're smarter than you think you are.
I'm smarter than you think I am!
But you might think you're smarter than you think you are.
That's a really big mistake.
No, but you might think you're smarter than you think you are.
No, I'm smarter than you think I am.
I'm smarter than you think I am, but...
To tell you the truth, I have a really big nipple!
I don't have one of those!
What do you think you're doing?
You're saying things like "You have a big nipple, don't you?"
No, I don't have one of those!
Can you open it up for me?
It looks like it could be anything.
Also, I don't know how to use words.
See?
I'm serious!
I hate you! You're making me laugh!
Ah, I see.
I get that.
I don't know how to use words.
You can't?
Right, right, right.
Then do whatever you like.
Surprisingly, I can bite!
Ah, you can't use words?
Yeah.
You can't bite!
Now, what's next?
You can't!
Of course you can't!
If you can't do it, you can't do it at all!
That's right.
You can't bite!
You'll break it!
The 80 minute course!
It's too long!
Can't you make it a little shorter?