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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" we have...
Fukawa Ryo 7-year-old!
Yaaaaaaay!
What are you doing?
This is a show, right?
Fukawa!
Alright, 5 people, come on up!
Thank you!
Fukawa!
Thank you!
You're our past talent and staff...
Well, more or less.
You came from somewhere else, right?
That's right.
Yes, so I really think...
I'm not good at this stuff.
Why is that?!
As an actor, I wanted to do what I had to do and come here.
I feel like I came here after skipping everything.
But it takes a lot of effort.
That's right.
I've been watching you for years and thought, "Ah, this kid can't do what he has to do."
That's right.
This is what you've done so far.
Yes.
So what should we talk about today?
Well, first of all...
I wanted to be in the top 10.
It seems like you don't have much confidence.
But before that...
Can I introduce you to one of our members who has already changed?
Really?!
Umm...
I think it's his first appearance on TV.
If you don't introduce him first, you'll be disappointed.
That's right.
It's Ani.
Look.
Oh my, oh my...
Fukawa, don't make it look like this.
[Ani's First Appearance on TV]
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What should we do?
Yes, what should we do?
But, um...
Haman-san has also changed a little.
Yes, I've changed a little.
You've changed, right?
Endo...
Became...
I'm not conscious of "become"...
How about this endo's head?
Oh, "become"...
Oh, is that so?
Make it a little shorter and put it in the middle.
Stop it already.
You can't say it like that.
Eh, what is that?!
Say it properly, you!
Tanaka also changed?
Yes, I've changed.
You're really...
You've become more straight-forward, haven't you?
That's right, I've become more straight-forward.
Say it properly, you guys!
Tanaka has become more neutral, hasn't he?
Um, it's like...
Really?!
It's been a year, hasn't it?
But you're 50 years old, right?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's right...
Let's just decide it with a smile.
That's right.
You can't say it like that.
Yes, well...
What's that?
Let's do it.
What's that?
What?
Yes, what is it?
Ouch!
What are you going to do?
It took me a lot of time.
But when I came in, I was wearing normal clothes.
I just changed my clothes.
It was just a normal pose.
You can do it even if you change clothes, right?
Let's go to the next door.
Oh, the shelves have changed.
It was a low table back in the day.
Good morning.
Sushi...
Bed...
Toes...
And...
Maybe...
Is this okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for falling down.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for watching.
The clay and the tray were dangerous.
It was like a guerilla attack.
I don't know if it's scary or not, but it's coming for me.
It might be a good character, but...
You were pushing me.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry.
Have you decided yet?
You haven't decided yet?
Fukawa...
Say something and do it.
I can't do it now.
Fukawa...
Say something and do it.
I'm in the middle of something.
Fukawa...
Come in.
Say something and do it.
Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser.
The corner of the eraser?
The corner of the eraser!
What are you doing?!
Don't be angry just because you used the corner of the eraser.
The corner of the eraser?!
I'm sorry.
Don't be angry just because you used the corner of the eraser.
The corner of the eraser?!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?!
This is not okay.
This is...
Put it in.
- Say it! - I'm not a self-carer, though.
- What about you, Yama-chan? - No, I endured it.
- Oh, really? - Yes. - Wow!
- You're amazing. - Say it!
- You're strict except for yourself!
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
Huh? Huh?
How do you do "go back"?
Not this way?
It's annoying, isn't it?
Well...
What do you think, Matsumoto?
Well... I thought it was stupid just now.
I...
I thought it was stupid and laughed a little.
Yeah, I...
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
I'll give you 1,000 yen, so go home.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
He's lame.
Geez.
You're persistent!
Yamaja's lame too.
You're persistent!
How many times must you say that?!
He was pretty scared, wasn't he?
Yeah.
*cough cough*
I didn't turn it.
Didn't you step on it?
If you find it, please contact me.
I'm near you.
Are you stupid?
You've grown up.
You're good.
Damn it.
It's over after you've grown up.
For example...
Did you find it?
I got a call...
Damn it...
I can't find it...
Here...
Where did I put it...
Here... What was it?
I'm weak...
Damn it...
[Fukada's prize money is 31,000 yen (about 30,000 yen)]
Fukada-san won!
Fukada-san's prize money is...
31,000 yen
31,000 yen, which means you're in 3rd place!
Thank you!
To be honest, I didn't know what would happen until I got to 3rd place.
Did I...
Did I step up?
Huh? What are you talking about?
No, no.
I didn't mean it in a weird way.
I just wanted to encourage myself.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
[Fukada's prize money is 31,000 yen (about 30,000 yen)]
Wow, really...
When was it? The last talk?
The audience at that time was terrible!
Terrible...
Huh? Even today?
Terrible, terrible...
No, it was really terrible...
Terrible...
My heart would break...
I'd be depressed...
I wasn't in such a bad mood!
I'm angry...
Angry!
Speaking of being angry...
We were eating at a place like Uzakai.
There were a few young people there.
There were three of me on the way.
And suddenly...
An old man and an old woman...
An old man who was a little crazy said...
Hingenin?
What's that?
It was strange ever since I got there.
The old man and the old woman said...
Imetchen!
You know what they say...
You're ignoring me on purpose!
Something like that?
It's strange!
He pushed me aside and said...
Imetchen, give me a hug!
I was in such a bad mood...
Because I'm a star!
I'm a big star!
Well, you're not a big star...
Imetchen!
What do you think I did?
I was so surprised!
What did you do?
I shook his hand and said...
Imetchen!
And he hit me in the head!
This is how it is!
Basically, when I eat a side dish, I always eat rice!
I eat a side dish and I can't eat rice anymore!
This has been like this for a long time!
If you can't eat it...
There's no rice left!
Then eat more!
Eat more!
You must be mad at me.
Don't lie to me, you idiot!
Do you think you can live like that?
I don't know what you're doing, but you've been in a bad mood since you got home.
You should do something about it!
I'm so mad. I can't help being jealous of you.
What?
I'm not mad at you, but I'm mad at you for hitting me.
I know you're a businessman, but you're not good at it.
I'm sorry, but I don't need your money today.
Even if you say that, I don't need it.
I have a lot of money.
If you talk a little, I'll hit you.
I have a question for you.
Mr. Matsumatsu, you used to be a cashier in Iga.
How do you get rid of your love for life?
I can't get rid of it.
I don't want it to happen.
But on the other hand, I can't get rid of it.
I'm very particular about getting rid of it.
I'm sensitive about getting rid of it.
On the other hand, I want to get rid of it.
Is that so?
I don't want you to think like that.
The fact that you shouldn't think like that is disgusting, isn't it?
Because you know what is disgusting, you shouldn't think like that.
If you're really disgusting,
you'll be saved.
What? You're going to save me like this?
Even with a katana...
While doing this...
I cut this part.
I did it.
You can cut it while you're doing it.
What are you talking about? Teach me how to cut it.
I'm doing it fast like this...
But if you look at it slowly...
When it comes back like this...
I cut it like this.
I know how disgusting you are...
Teach me how to cut it.
For example...
Let's say I'm being targeted.
I'm being targeted.
In other words, I'm an enemy.
You're an enemy.
Normally, I shouldn't be cut.
But I'm being cut by the target I'm targeting...
I can't let that happen.
This shouldn't happen, but...
I've done it once.
How did you cut it?
I was sleeping at home.
When I woke up...
Bang! Bang!
Like this.
That's not how you sleep.
No, no...
It looked like you were sleeping.
At home.
It's easy to target, isn't it?
There's a slight gap like this...
There's light leaking from the other side...
That's disgusting!
There's light leaking from the other side...
Bang! Bang!
I was sleeping...
I woke up...
Bang! Bang!
Like this...
Prepare yourself!
I was surprised.
You were surprised, weren't you?
Because you were wearing short sleeves.
Oh, you were wearing two sleeves.
Prepare yourself!
This is where it starts.
That's right.
You can't be surprised here.
Oh, you can't?
I was surprised for a second!
You can't say "wow" here.
You idiot!
You can't say "wow" here.
Stop it!
Take it!
That's fast.
It's not that easy.
But, well, they also...
...have it.
They don't do it as it is.
What's with this ball-like thing?
Boom!
Boom, boom, boom!
What are you doing?!
It's gone!
Tonight is a beach day.
Anpanman looks at people who are hungry and in trouble,
and tears off his own face.
When Matsumoto-san looks at people in trouble,
what does he give them?
Basically, it's the same.
Anpanman really tears off his own face, right?
Yes, yes.
I really don't tear off my own face.
Of course you don't.
But, you know...
It's like you're smiling.
What is this?
For example...
Look at my face.
Why would I...
...smile at you from this distance?
Look at my face.
Look at my face, everyone.
And...
Close your eyes!
You still remember my smile, don't you?!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Matsumoto-san!
Happy birthday to you!
Mr. Yamazaki.
Yes, the usual...
Oh, Mr. Yamazaki, Mr. Hosei's song.
It's a celebration song.
My child...
Happy birthday...
New...
Hairstyle!
I'm sorry.
It was born at the last minute.
Everyone...
Please show it all.
Show it all...
No, it's already out!
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