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Good bye!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
...of talk.
Yeah, it's been a while since we've had a "wait and see" kind of talk.
It's not that expensive.
Yeah, but if you're a Japanese-speaking 30 year old...
What?!
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You know, like I said earlier, you should have a more comedian-like face.
What do you mean?
Do you know?
What?
It's like this when you get off the train.
That's ridiculous!
It's because you're a complete dickhead!
You should have a more smiling face.
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm too big for that kind of face!
It's a huge difference from your T-shirt!
I don't know! I don't know!
You look like you're about to kill me!
You know, I've always had a smiling face.
You're lying!
You should have a more serious face.
No, I've always been like this.
I don't know if I've ever hidden it before.
It's amazing!
There's Kimoto, there's Makise, and in the meantime...
There's AT.
Please!
Did you go somewhere in the summer vacation?
I didn't go.
You didn't go?
I didn't go.
But you did go to Okinawa, right?
Okinawa is work, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You went there to play.
I went to Okinawa to play around around the same time as you.
Well, to be honest, Okinawa wasn't that fun this time.
You can't do it anymore, can you?
No, you know...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The day we arrived...
We went in the day before...
We did the shoot...
In the car on the way back...
Tajima said...
Yes, yes.
Why?!
I said.
Yamazo-san said...
There's no way there's a hotel room!
What?!
There's no way there's a hotel room!
Go home!
He said.
And then we got a call...
Yeah...
That we got a hotel room.
I said.
What's that?!
I don't know!
I don't know why we got a hotel room!
Are we really getting one?!
I said.
But when I asked, it seemed like it.
Oh, really?
Yeah!
I don't know why, so whatever!
I said.
And they cut me off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you looked for your own.
Oh, really?
What do you mean, "there's no hotel room"?
It's not like that!
When we got there...
It's weird, but...
Ever since we got there...
It's like...
We got there before noon.
Yeah, yeah.
When we got there...
It looked like a broadcast station.
Huh?
What's this?!
I thought.
Is it filming?
So I asked at the front desk...
What is it?
Today...
It's like...
It's like... 'lucky, isn't it?'
At the hotel...
Today...
There's a live broadcast!
A pool site is on live broadcast!
Maybe we can be seen!
In terms of nuance, you should know.
Your way of talking is funny.
I finally took a break and am trying to enjoy my private vacation in Okinawa.
You don't listen to me, do you?
You are using the pool site.
The full pool site!
For now, let's go to the room.
I was doing it in the room.
Still, I was doing it in the room.
I was doing it in the room.
When I looked at the veranda, I was thinking about what to do.
It's like it's about to start.
The guy with the income is already doing it.
It's like a comedian wearing a cape.
An unfamiliar Okinawan comedian is walking.
No, no, no, no, this is tough.
The three cameramen are
It's like you can see it anywhere in the pool.
Yes, yes, yes.
The weather is bad over there.
For now, I want to watch a video in the room.
I brought a video.
I can't bring a deck.
I think there is a video deck.
Excuse me, is there a video deck?
No, there isn't.
If it's a suite, there is one.
Something like that.
That's not how you say it!
What if it's that?
Oh, I thought you'd do something about it.
There's an electric shop over there.
I can't think of anything!
Last year, I was able to use my cell phone properly.
This time, it's like I'm out of my mind.
Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
Let's change it.
I said that and went somewhere else.
That's how you changed it?
It wasn't funny at all.
Why wasn't it funny?
A lot of things.
The kids are noisy!
That can't be helped.
Why would you put a kid on a super seat?
Don't say things like "super seat" and stuff like that!
It doesn't matter where you're sitting!
It doesn't matter if the kids are noisy!
When I got off the plane,
I was like, "The kids are noisy again."
Ow, ow, ow!
I got pinched! I got pinched!
Because you're noisy, I got pinched!
Ow, ow, ow!
I got pinched! I got pinched!
That's funny.
That can't be helped.
How long did you stay?
About two or three days.
That's a waste of three days.
That can't be helped.
You have to go home when it's like this, right?
What do you mean, "it's like this"?
When you get used to it,
and you know what it's like,
you go home, right?
That can't be helped.
I wonder how long it's been like this.
I wonder if it's because of the weather.
Poop really...
doesn't come out.
I'm a customer
who doesn't dirty the toilet.
You know, when you go to a hotel,
you put poop in the toilet, right?
Well, everyone does it.
But there's no one washing poop in the hotel, right?
That's why everyone puts poop in the toilet, right?
No one does it, right? They don't poop in the toilet.
Oh, I see.
But it's not because of Okinawa, right?
Because you haven't been there.
No, it's not because of Okinawa.
It stinks in there, you know!
Well...
Everyone calls me "himinchu", "himinchu".
Like "yamatonchu".
Have you ever heard of that?
No, no, I'm really sick.
Well, it doesn't matter.
One day, my mother called me and said...
Did you see that?
What?
Did you see that?
Your father is angry.
What?!
What are you angry about?
"I'm not a "himinchu"!"
"Oh, come on!" she said.
That's not funny!
"Of course not!" said my mother.
What do you think she said?
"I don't know." she said.
Well, that's our character, you know.
"What did you do?" said my mother.
"What should I do?" said my father.
"Oh, come on." said my mother.
No, but my father was popular, you know.
That's right, that's right.
Well, your father was.
He was a big idiot.
"Of course!" said my mother.
Come on, show me.
Matsumoto-san, who has been to every celebrity's house, even if you say it's all of them...
Well, even if it looks like that, you have a broad face, don't you?
Right?
Yes, yes.
Could you please tell us in detail about the house of Saint Camus?
Do you really want to know about the house of Saint Camus?
No, I'd like to know where he lives.
First of all, is it an apartment?
First of all, well...
Is it a single-family house?
Yes, yes, yes. It's a single-family house.
Does Saint Camus live in a single-family house?
Seriously?
It says "Camus" on the signboard.
It says "Camus".
And below it, it says something like "God" and "Tomita" or something like that.
I wonder if he lives with someone.
Oh, I see.
He must have luggage, too.
How big is a single-family house?
To be honest, it's not that wide.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I think it's about 18 square meters.
Well, it's a little small for a single-family house.
It's a little small, isn't it?
I don't think it's a little small.
No, it's because you usually live in a big house.
No, it's not like that.
If you live in a single-family house in Tokyo, it's not that big of a house.
It's not like it's not that big of a house.
I don't think it's that big of a house.
Then tell me about a single-family house. What kind of house is it made of?
I don't want the shopkeeper to tell me, but...
Well, if it's helpful...
Oh, you can't build that much with a single- family house.
Even if it's helpful, it's not enough.
Oh, that's right.
That may be the case.
Right?
Yes.
What does a single-family house look like?
Well, um...
Well, there's about a 30-story living room.
Really?!
Yes.
Like this, diagonally.
That's a 30-story living room.
How is it?
Well, it's physically impossible to do it in motion.
So it's like this, a 30-story living room.
- This is me and this is you. - Yeah, you're down there and me up here.
Well, well, well, you're right.
You can't go up, can you?
Well, it's a tatami mat for now.
The eyes of the tatami mat are facing sideways, so I can't do it.
At first, the eyes were the same, so I was doing like this.
Same, too.
I was trying to take something out of my pocket, and I was doing like this.
- Well, well, well. - Have fun.
Well, well, you're right.
But, you know, I'm not stupid.
I was doing like this with the tatami mat, and by doing like this, somehow, like this...
Well, I can go up to about the middle of the tatami mat.
- I told you that I couldn't do it. - You can't really relax, can you?
- That's right. - Making a house, right?
- The living room... - "But you can't do that in the living room," you said.
- Yeah, you did. - Yeah.
- You did. - Yeah.
- You said, "but you can't do that in the living room," you said. - I know what you're talking about.
- You said, "but you can't do that in the living room," you said.
I know what you're talking about.
I'm done with it.
Well, there's a 30-story building diagonally on the ground floor, and there's nothing on this side.
There's nothing in the living room, isn't there? If you open the door.
- No, it was only the living room in the beginning. - No, I'm not saying that.
- Isn't there something on both sides? - No, there's nothing on both sides.
- What about the toilet? - Nothing.
It's on top of the stairs.
What? Isn't it the same as the stairs?
That's right.
I think there were about three baths on top of the stairs.
Just for the staff.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that either.
It's not for the staff. I don't care about that.
There were three baths.
The bedroom was spacious.
Bedroom?
There was a bedroom.
On the second floor.
There was one on the second floor.
But they didn't say they'd take that many baths.
Because they were in a hurry.
Yeah, that's right.
You know, it would have been better if we didn't have this from the beginning.
It would have been better if we didn't make the living room like this.
No, this was a dream of the cast.
The living room like this.
We couldn't do it like this in that 18-story building.
Yeah, we couldn't.
You know, it's not like it's a 30-story building.
That's right! I thought about it, too.
But you know, that's where the cast's personality comes out.
It's like, "I'll do it even if it's diagonal."
That's the cast's way of thinking, I guess.
Next one.
A record that hasn't been broken yet.
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who has been to the school garden six times.
What kind of tricks and sayings are there about the so- called school garden monsters that no one has ever seen?
What kind of tricks and sayings are there about the so- called school garden monsters that no one has ever seen?"
I really do.
- It was there, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- That two-person island thingy, right? - Yes, yes, that two-person island thingy.
Yes, yes, we did like that...
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
No, that doesn't matter.
- We were in there, and... - And then?
- Where did you see us? - No, I mean, I was leaving!
- As a rescuer. - Ah, well, that's true.
- The conservation park's six-floor wheelchair thingy. - That's right!
- And then I was leaving. - Yes, yes...
And then, like...
Hey, what was it called...?
This...
A stocking?
Is there a stocking like "are you serious?"
What's that?
A stocking
Just like that?
Yes
I realized I wasn't wearing a stocking
I realized
Aren't you an idiot?
No, but everyone was like "Here's Hyougo Ken's representative!"
Were you called like that?
Hyougo Ken-san, Amakou's representative, please come!
I was told like that
And I also lined up like "I'm going now!"
I was like that
What's that?
You did it in the opening, didn't you?
I realized I wasn't wearing a stocking
I was like "Oh no! I can't do this!"
I didn't think I'd be able to do it
I could do it all if I thought about it
Well, well, well
You're a rocker
I'm a rocker, right?
But I realized I wasn't wearing a stocking
I realized I wasn't wearing a stocking
So I went back to the rocker room
By myself
Yes, yes
I had a stocking
What was it like when you opened it?
You'd be surprised!
I see
I wonder how many pounds it was
Was it that big?!
It was really big
I see
What were you doing?
Where and what were you doing?
I was drinking water
Like this
At first, I was going to drink it directly
But it was harder than I thought
I was trying to practice
I was trying to practice drinking it once
You were thirsty, right?
Because it was summer
Of course
It was hot!
You weren't wearing stockings or anything, right?
No, no
You were just drinking it
What was he like?
I knew he was big
But I didn't know what he looked like
You don't know him at all, right? You can't draw him
I know he's big, but...
Right?
What kind of person is he?
He's bald
That's what a high school student is like
Answer!
Am I bad?
I'm not bad, am I?
Mr. Matsumoto, a famous comedian from Yoshimoto- kitte.
Why do you always stay up all night?
If you have any tips for staying up all night every day, please tell us.
I see.
That may be the case.
What do you do to stay up all night?
Well...
In the end...
I just want to stay up all night.
So my car number is also "stay up all night".
What do you mean by "stay up all night"?
It's "mo" so it's "kyu", right?
You can't say that on TV!
You can't say "stay up all night" on TV!
Your cell phone number is also "stay up all night"
Stay up, stay up, stay up all night
So why do you always say "stay up all night"?
You always have to keep "stay up all night" in your heart, right?
I always keep "stay up all night" in my heart.
So what are you aiming for?
Do you have anyone you admire or respect?
Disney?
Idiot!
Just say it!
It doesn't matter who it is.
It doesn't matter if it's Nagashima-san.
It doesn't matter if the person you admire is Antonio Inogi.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Just like that, I have someone I admire.
So in the future...
The person I admire is someone I admire.
So even in your dreams, you dream of being chased by molluscs?
It's hard for you to say "molluscs", isn't it?
What is "molluscs"?
W-where is it?
What is it? I don't know.
In the end, it means "fresh".
"Fresh" is very important.
Right?
Of course I think so.
Because...
What is your favorite food?
Hey, listen to me!
How many times have you two done it?
Not yesterday or today.
Yesterday or today, if you're like this, you should listen to me!
We've been doing it for 20 years!
No, no, I-I say it sometimes by myself, you know.
Your favorite fruit, what is it?! Your favorite fruit!
Pears.
Pears, right?
In such a delicious summer...
Huh?!
What do you mean by "delicious summer"?
In such a delicious summer...
Pears?!
If you leave it like that, it'll rot someday.
Pears, pears.
This is really... the flow of time, you know?
The flow of time can heal people's hearts, but it can also rot, you know?
You know what I mean, right?
Speak clearly!
Right?
Being fresh is really important.
Of course.
I really want you to know this.
No, I know. I know what you're saying.
Yes.
So, Hana-chan, you should also be fresh from now on.
Right?
Yes, yes.
That's why I said it at the beginning, right?!
Ahama-san, please take care of me!
When you said it, your face was like this...
Right?!
That's probably it.
You didn't make that face when you were an NSC first- year student, right?!
Thank you!
- That's right. - Right?!
You were amazing! "Good morning! Good morning!"
"Excuse me!" How many times did you say "excuse me" back in the day?
You don't say "excuse me" now, do you?!
You don't say "excuse me" when you step on someone's foot, do you?!
That's not true! I do say "excuse me" when I step on someone's foot!
By doing so, your "flesh" is being ripped off more and more!
"Para"? "Para"?
I see.
Only this part is left!
It's all ripped off.
That's not true!
My "flesh" is completely ripped off!
My "flesh" is ripped off and my "flesh" is being ripped off more and more!
That's what I'm saying!
- But I understand what you're saying! - Right?!
- That's right! - Right?!
So I can't say "excuse me" anymore!
No, you can't say "excuse me" anymore, but you can't say "excuse me" anymore. I understand.
Getting used to something is the most dangerous thing!
But if you think about it like that, it depends on how you want to do it...
Hey!
"Flesh" is fine, right? You can't say "excuse me" to someone else, right?
What? What?
- If you think about it like that... - "Excuse me" is fine if it's a "flesh" way of saying it!
- It's a fresh way of saying it! - Which one is "flesh"?!
Your way of saying it is like an old man!
- It's like me, young and fresh! - Which one is it?!
- Young and fresh... - No, young and fresh doesn't make sense!
- It's like me, young and fresh! - That's what you're saying!
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, a manly man who can't help himself when he sees someone in trouble.
Yes.
If you find out you're pooping at school, people will make fun of you and say all sorts of things about you, so I really don't like it.
Yes.
Please tell me how you don't find out you're pooping.
You know, it's like you say, even if you find out you're cheating, the most important thing is that you don't admit it!
I see.
For example, if you find out you're walking with a woman and she's your wife, you're friends.
Even if you think it's stupid, you still want it to be like that somewhere, don't you?
I see.
So there's no doubt that you'll believe it this time. Even if you find out you're pooping.
I don't think I'm pooping that much.
No, but for a kid like you, you'll never know!
Oh, I see.
Don't say my name!
You fell into the toilet.
I hate it when you say "toilet", "toilet"!
Oh, I forgot!
But you know how it is, right? So please tell me you're not pooping!
But you'll still say "lie to me", right?
For example, if you saw me go into the toilet, you'd say, "No, you're pooping! You're pooping!"
But no, I just wanted to see the toilet paper.
And, you know, like this.
But even if you saw me like this...
What's with that expression?
I saw you pooping in your pants.
Even if you say it, you can't say it.
No, no, it's not like that.
Even if you say it, you can't say it.
It's like, "What kind of pants are you wearing?"
Well, it's painful, but...
Even if it comes out like this...
Even if you see it...
You're wearing it!
I've told you!
Then you're wearing...
Then you're wearing... a tie.
A tie.
Why tie...?
You see...
If you're actually wearing it, it's a tie.
If you're actually wearing it, it's not a tie!
No, I'm scared of that!
First of all, I'm going to poop.
If you really want to poop and suck it up, will you poop it up?
I definitely won't do it!
Everyone, call me.
No, no, no! I'm going to call you everywhere!
W-what?
You're still sucking up your poop, aren't you?!
Wait a minute, Okamoto Osaki-san! Osaki-san!
Okamoto Osaki-san...
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