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Today, our partner, Seishi, has finally decided to play a punishment game.
We lost, but it can't be helped.
By the way, those of you who watched the punishment game in the morning, please raise your hands.
Most of you ignored it, but about half of you watched it.
Right, customers?
But you'll be able to watch it today.
Today, we also went to the site.
Was it a punishment game when we went?
It was quite fun, so...
Then, let's watch today's commercial.
Here it is!
Well, I don't like it when people leave without laughing.
Why isn't everyone watching it?
Who isn't watching it?!
Well, I'll say it like that, but it's a punishment game.
But it looks like you're enjoying it.
No, no, it's not fun at all.
To be honest, it's been a while since I saw my dad.
I thought, "Is he going to die?"
Wow, I didn't think of that.
I was already in the middle of it.
I'm serious.
The next day, we were all going to Disneyland, but my dad said he wasn't feeling well and said he was going home.
Really?
And when he went to Tokyo Station alone, he stood up and collapsed.
What?!
He looked like an alien captured by the station staff.
Grandpa, don't do it! If you come alone like this...
"Yeah, yeah," he said.
I told you not to do it!
A new page has been engraved in the history of children's play.
Matsumoto vs. Hamada team's century-long running and jumping competition.
This fierce battle showed outstanding teamwork.
Hamada team won and Matsumoto and Hitoshi's punishment game was decided.
Matsumoto and Hitoshi won the punishment game!
I'm not convinced!
Good morning!
That was a good one!
What's with you?
What's with you? What are you talking about?
That's right!
Finally!
Umazumoto and Hitoshi punished the game!
We lost, didn't we?
We did.
Are you mad at me?
No, I'm not mad at you!
I'm not mad at you!
You two are like Sherala's staff!
I'm sorry!
Here is the jump that Heipon showed!
Umazumoto and Hitoshi will now announce the punishment game!
You are not alone!
The five members of Matsumoto family are here with us today!
Yeah!
So, who are "five people"?
Yes, you!
Yes!
Mom!
Yes!
Dad!
Yes!
Big brother!
Yes!
Sister!
Yes!
Go, go!
It's your first appearance, sister!
It hurts!
It's your first appearance!
May I?
Yes.
In five minutes, Matsumoto family will do a "hero show"!
Yeah!
This "punishment game" is a "Matsumoto ranger show" with five members of Matsumoto family!
Moreover, the theme song will be composed and the finished song will be broadcasted live at 5 minutes early!
Um...
Overall, you are much older than me!
I'm 38 years younger than you!
As long as there is confrontation in this world, winners and losers are born there!
Those who have been losers in the hands of their children so far have tasted many humiliation that can be said to be a turning point in life!
"Matsumoto Hitoshi punishment game"!
"Matsumoto ranger show"!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Let's start with the live broadcasted video.
Yay! Yay! Fun! Fun! Summer vacation!
Ah, it's not on!
Ah, it's on.
Where should we go and have fun?
Yay! Yay! Fun! Fun! Summer vacation!
Who is it?
Ah, it's Yama.
Somebody help me! Help me!
Help me!
Ha!
Hitoshi Renjai!
Why did you say "toshi"?
Oton Renjai!
Oton Furafura!
Oton Renjai!
Oh, Renjai, Renjai!
Takahiro!
Renjai!
Oganzai!
Oton Renjai!
Five people together!
Oton Renjai!
Takehiro Asaichi!
(Laughing)
(Thrilling)
(Bang)
One more time? One more time?
Hahaha!
Oh! Ouch!
Your weapon is out of place!
Tonight is the night.
Tonight is the night!
You're not good at it.
You're like Temiko's Guzuguzu.
What's that?
You look like you don't know what you're talking about.
You're like Temiko's Guzuguzu.
You're terrible!
Tonight is the night.
Tonight is the night!
You're like Temiko's Guzuguzu.
You look like you're about to fall.
The peace of the night is a pine tree's orange.
The mountains and hills are covered with grass.
You're singing too early.
In the middle of the night,
I'm singing my favorite song.
Please sing it loud.
Run then riek.
Whistle then jump.
Stumble and stumble.
Step over anything.
Walking on eggshells.
You can go home now.
Okante! Okante!
Cheese!
Yay!
Come here, rangers!
You won't be able to sleep for a few days!
Ouch!
And last but not least...
Okan... ranger!
Is it your back?
I'm your ranger, Okante!
How's it going?
Was it hard?
Please look at me!
Thank you.
You copied me!
You copied Charlie's jabs!
I did it on purpose.
Look at my dad.
He's crying again!
He's not crying at all!
Family is good!
Family is the best!
It's been 6 hours since the live broadcast.
Matsumoto arrives at Fujiwara's waiting Japanese TV.
He's tired!
He's definitely tired.
I'm sorry for making you tired.
Thank you for Japanese TV.
Thank you.
Why am I Japanese TV?
Aren't you Japanese TV?
Yes, I'm Japanese TV.
Yes, please.
You said "yes, please" on Japanese TV.
Come on!
Yes, please.
Here you are.
What's this?
This is the waiting room.
Why did you say "yes, please"?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Today,
I'll take care of you.
I am
Fujiwara!
Thank you.
Ten minutes later, the Matsumoto family finally arrives on Japanese television.
You were really energetic.
Thank you for having us.
You were energetic in the beginning, weren't you?
He was energetic.
He looked happy.
He was totally energetic.
It's been a while.
Thank you for having us.
Please guide the staff.
Matsumoto-san, your family is here. Please come in.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
Who was waiting for you?
We don't know who will come up with it.
That's right. We don't know who will come up with it and who will be in charge of it.
It's difficult.
What should we do? What should we do?
What should we do? Who will be in charge of it?
Who will be in charge of it?
We don't know how it will flow.
Like a river.
It's still fun.
I will explain the schedule.
First of all, we will make the theme song of "Matsumoto Renjai".
This is the schedule of the Matsumoto family on this day.
From making the theme song to the live performance in the early morning, you can do it without taking a break.
Who did it?
I did it.
I don't know.
Nice to meet you.
Let's start with making a theme song that can be said to be an action hero's soul.
It's been a while since I did a VCR.
As expected, the audience is white.
It's cold.
How old are you?
I don't know.
I'm almost 40 years old.
I'm 41 years old.
I'm 35 years old, so I'm almost 70 years old.
It's not 35, it's 30.
I'm sorry.
I thought I should take it.
I know.
I'm a kid.
I'm sorry.
What do you want me to do with this?
Sing.
Why do you sing old songs?
Stop it!
Don't surprise me!
Stop it!
I was riding a bike in the hot day.
I was wearing a jacket.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was riding my bike.
Mugawa, Mugawa.
Yes.
I was caught and taken.
It was cold.
My family all thought so.
Didn't I say this before?
When we went camping as a family,
we'd say, "Are we all going to die?"
Is that so?
We'd say that as we went.
We used to say that every time we went out and came back, we'd say, "Tomorrow we'll go to Shinjyu."
We said that every morning.
That's negative, isn't it?
It was always like that.
Thank you.
I really don't know.
No way.
We have to sing.
Really?
Yes.
Then, let's sing.
Yes.
Let's do it.
We can't miss it.
Yes.
We have to think about lyrics.
What?
Lyrics.
That's right.
First, let's make a song.
Yes.
Oh, you are good at it.
You are good at it.
The peace of the universe depends on you.
The warriors of the universe fight against each other.
I've been singing like this 10 years already.
It's been 10 years.
I don't think it's that long ago.
It's nice to see you with the camera in the back.
In a white city...
Not yet!
To protect the peace of the universe...
We are warriors of the forest...
We'll save you from the fire!
It's not necessary to play it fast, is it?
But it's not fast.
It's a little slow.
It's easy.
It's a random C.
You can sing along with the rhythm.
What does your family do?
I have one family.
And one cooler.
I have one cooler.
Fifteen years ago...
Nineteen years ago...
My dad gave me the name "Chosuke", okay?
You remember it?
Yes, I do.
I went out for sushi.
And that cat brought it back from my dad's house.
You remember it?
Your cat?
Chosuke?
You remember it?
I don't remember it.
I don't think I ate it.
I don't remember it.
I don't know.
I don't remember it, but I think I did.
I don't know.
I think I ate it.
I'm going to get hit in the head and my nose is going to bleed.
Of course you're going to get hit in the head.
If you talk like that, it's definitely going to be funny.
I think you're doing something you don't remember.
Let's go with "ama".
"Ama"? "Ama" sounds like "ama".
"Ama" or "shigoe" doesn't sound right.
"Shigoe" or "hakeru" doesn't sound right.
"Shigoe" means "what floats"? "Shigoe" means "peace" "matsu" means "train" "jai"
"Yamada" means "Yamada" "zahoru" means "dakashita"
"Hamada", "Yamasaki", and "kokoriko" have come to the monitor room to see how the game is going.
There are five of you.
You're doing it.
Matsumoto family.
It's been a while since I saw you. You look like a mom.
It's my first time seeing you.
It's my dad's first time seeing you, too.
You're always laughing.
Wait a minute. You don't look like you're having fun.
You don't look like you're having fun.
Please be quiet.
Hurry up.
Please be quiet.
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it.
You've been doing it all along.
It's my mom's brain.
She doesn't do anything.
That's right.
I'm not talking to you.
Hama-chan.
Don't do it.
No, it's not like that.
In the first place, your head is flat.
Well, we can't watch "ON AIR", but...
Yes, we can.
Can you watch it?
Yes, we can.
It's time for you to sleep.
I'll eat it for you.
Yes.
Well, I don't like it, but I'll eat it every day.
It's a tradition.
In my heart...
Well, well, well...
Because it's summer.
You're laughing a lot.
Oh, yes, yes.
Because it's summer.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
I'm counting on you!
Thank you!
At 11.30 pm, it suddenly rains outside.
If you say "OTON RANGER", it's like "___ PUNCH".
I'll do my best! I'll do my best!
Don't say anything to me, PUNCH!
Can I say "___ PUNCH"?
You always say it.
I always say it.
Sorry, I always say it.
You always say it.
Who is it?
You always say it.
It's my mom.
You're so hyper.
It's fine. I'm not mad at you or anything.
How are you? What are you doing?
I'm Okano Renjai. Please come in.
Thank you.
After this, the king of anime songs appears!
He pours his soul into the song!
Aniki and Mizuki Ichiro!
The sky is covered with rainbows
The taste is mixed up
For us
We'll break it down
The sky is covered with rainbows
The taste is mixed up
For us
We can't do it like this.
Let me ask you again.
If it's okay with you...
Thank you very much.
What are you talking about?
Really?
You're amazing.
You're the best.
If you're okay with it, we can do it.
I see.
You were fine at first.
But you really toned down a lot.
You really toned down a lot.
I know, right?
I was about to die.
You were really trembling.
I was really trembling.
I'll say it later.
You said you couldn't do it again during rehearsal.
You said you couldn't do it again.
I just imagined it.
I grabbed his hand and told him to grab mine.
I said I couldn't do it.
Really?
You really couldn't do it, right?
If you were honest...
You must hate it now.
you must hate it now.
I can't tell if it's transparent or not.
It's already semi-transparent.
Everyone has two bells.
Everyone has two bells, but one is missing somewhere.
The bell is ringing for me.
The bell is ringing for you?
The bell is ringing for me.
The bell noticed you.