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Next time on "Kid's Usefulness", "Spend your life on this one bite", "Prize money 100,000 yen battle", "Extreme Instant Rice"!
This is the 11th episode of "Souvenirs Series"!
Last time, Amazon and Tanaka, me and the three of you made pudding.
This time, we made it a little more difficult.
That's right.
This is a little...
I've seen this before.
Instant rice, but...
Well, well, the rules are the same as always.
If you win, you get 100,000 yen!
And this time's punishment is...this!
Please take a look.
This is new stuff, isn't it?
What is this?
New stuff!
This punishment game is...
"Butt Character Machine"!
Well, it's about how powerful it is...
Well, let's see...
What kind of machine is this?
Let's see it in plain sight.
What are you doing?
You have to do it like this...
There's also a clock.
You have to do it like this...
Put your feet together!
Are you scared?
No, no, you have to do it like this!
Even if you don't hit me!
Three!
Two!
One!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Endo is serving Family Mart's Akitako rice.
What is Endo's reaction to this instant Akitako rice?
Ah, it's the worst.
Don't drop it.
Ah, I'm sorry.
But it's not as sticky as I thought it would be.
Really?
Yes.
It's pretty...
It's sticky.
Yes.
I won't stop until I eat it.
I'll look for it.
I dropped it.
Anyway, let's eat one and see if there's a difference.
There's something called "katsu-takikomi-gohan".
Can you tell me if it's "takikomi" or "takikomi" or not?
It's "kamadaki", right?
What did I say?
You said "takikomi-gohan".
There's no "takikomi" or "takikomi" in it.
It's "kama"... "kamaya"... "kama"...
"Kamadaki-gohan".
Ah, I think I know what it is.
It looks good.
This is different.
It looks good.
It's a little hard.
Yes.
What I ate wasn't "katsu-kamadaki-gohan".
It wasn't "sato-no-gohan".
After this, he got two correct answers and cleared the round three times in a row.
I'll go with "akita-komachi".
Okay.
It's different.
The hardness is different.
It's different.
What I ate wasn't "akita-komachi" rice!
What?!
This kind of thing...
What did you say?!
I don't want to get excited about this at all!
It's like...
I know, I know.
It's like I'm not doing my own job.
I know, I know.
It's different.
I'll eat it!
Endo-kun, it's a punishment game!
3...
2...
1!
It hurts!
Right? Your reaction was like...
But that's the only thing!
It really hurts, but...
That's the only thing!
It really...
It hurts so much I can't react!
It really hurts!
This is bad!
It really hurts!
After a sudden downfall, Endo's next challenger is his partner, Tanaka!
Tanaka ate a small portion of the popular "papad rice double" for women.
How will it taste?
How does it taste?
How is it?
Um...
It's softer than I thought it would be.
I don't know what you thought.
I didn't think it would be soft.
First of all...
Let's see how it's different from the others.
Endo made a mistake with his "akuta komachi".
Let's see how it is.
If you say it's the same, it won't change.
It's the same.
Ah, I know! It's different!
Really?
Yes! What's different is...
The taste is different. How do you say it?
It's a big mix-up.
The basics of basics.
The one I just ate has a taste that comes up a lot.
Compared to this one...
Compared to the one before...
It's called Eric Clapton.
Eric Clapton doesn't say it.
Compared to the one before, it's a little smaller.
Because it's the same rice, I don't think it's that wide.
But I know it's different.
Here I go.
The one I ate...
wasn't Akita Komachi rice!
Alright!
It wasn't Niigata Uonuma-san Kochi Hikari rice!
After this, Tanaka, who continues to give correct answers,
clears the seven types of rice!
Will he be able to guess the most difficult instant rice in the world?!
I'm sorry about yesterday's clear rice!
That's enough, Tanaka!
I'll show you!
Wow...
You were such a mess in between, but I'm counting on you!
You'll have to work hard!
Alright! Let's go with the strawberry rice!
Here it is!
It was like this...
I wonder if this is it...
Everything fits perfectly!
That's what I first thought when I sniffed it.
When I sniffed it and put my nose closer,
I first thought it looked like me.
Why are you telling me?!
Besides, you said the same thing twice!
This is it!
Yes!
Can I go?
Yes, of course.
Please decide.
What I ate...
...was strawberry rice!
Three!
He said "three"!
Poor guy, he didn't know what to do!
The correct answer is...
Papad Rice, double?
It's double!
Next, Hamada, with past four answers and highest correct answer rate!
For Hamada, who has never eaten instant rice...
...he ate Papad Rice, just like Tanaka!
What are you doing?
It depends on what you eat.
It's the opposite.
The tea was worse than Hamada's.
I've never eaten it, so I'll start with this sugar rice.
This is quite simple and famous.
You've never eaten it, right?
I've never eaten it, really.
Really?
Really.
I eat it every day.
The way it's cooked is similar.
I don't think it's this.
What I ate...
Eh, is it this?
It's a waste, again.
It happens every time.
It's back.
I think it's good we sold together.
If only I was in this world, I'd definitely come to borrow money.
I'd wait for you in the dressing room.
Eh, is it this?
Please forgive me.
Eh, is it this?
No, no, I'm sorry.
Eh, is it this?
No, no, I'm sorry.
You're scaring me.
Why isn't he wearing socks?
Well, whatever.
What I ate wasn't satan's food!
It's decided.
That one was pretty...
It was pretty big, wasn't it?
Let's eat papadum rice.
I don't know.
If you cook this for me, I don't care about rice.
This is not "eat deliciously" corner.
You have to guess.
Is it wrong?
What I ate is not papadum rice!
It was papadum rice!
Are you ready?
Turn around.
3 seconds left!
3...
2...
1...
Ouch!
He fell asleep.
He fell asleep beautifully.
Beautifully.
Hamura-san has a disease on his butt.
It's true!
It's unnecessary.
Are you okay?
He fell asleep.
Ouch!
Cute, cute.
I'm not cute!
Next, Yamasaki will risk his life for this project.
Can we start 3 seconds before?
Okay!
Wait!
I'll catch you!
Papadum rice has been released for 3 consecutive times.
Can Yamasaki's tongue notice it?
He's back.
Okay!
Yamashian party is about to start!
I love this corner!
Which one should we eat first?
Shall we eat papadum rice first?
I'm sure it's different.
Not at all. Not at all!
What I ate...
...was not papadum rice!
Yes!
- Oh, it's easy now? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Did you get it? - Not at all.
Yamasaki, who cleared the meal after this and got into it, starts a high-tension Yamasaki party.
Oh!
- Is it different? - Yes.
Let's go with papadum rice.
It's different, it's different!
Oh, Yamasaki party!
What I ate...
...was not papadum rice!
What I ate...
...was papadum rice!
- Good, good! - Amazing!
- Totally different! - Wow!
- Amazing!
What I ate...
...was not papadum rice!
What I ate...
- Oh, Yamasaki party! - Amazing!
- Wow! - Amazing!
What I ate...
...was not papadum rice!
What I ate...
...was not papadum rice!
Wow!
Yamasaki party, which was a high-tension Yamachan party, cleared the meal seven times in a row!
Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It decreased in an instant! - It decreased!
- About half! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Huh? It stopped again. - Oh!
- Huh? - It's...
- It's intense! - It's intense!
- Honestly, I have a feeling of infiltration. - Infiltration?!
- I have a feeling of infiltration. I have a feeling of infiltration that everyone chose this. - Which one?
- Should I tell you? - Yeah.
- This is papad rice or... - Yeah.
- This is sugar rice, and this is one-eyed love. Which one? - These three.
- This is infiltration. - Oh...
I hope I can win against this feeling of infiltration.
Alright! Strawberry rice!
Strawberry rice?!
No, not at all!
- The one I chose and ate... - Come on!
...was not strawberry rice!
After this, even while fighting against this feeling of infiltration, he got 5 right and cleared 12 rounds in total!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- So it was as you aimed for. - It was!
- The feeling of infiltration mix is... - Oh, you...
Can I guess with only this feeling of infiltration?
There's something I chose only with this feeling of infiltration from the beginning.
- What is it? - One-eyed love.
- It really is one-eyed love. - It really is one - eyed love.
But is it okay for me to guess with this feeling of infiltration?!
- Ah, but... - Because I don't know the taste of it at all!
- But you've already said this much... - Well, you can't come this far only with this feeling of infiltration, right?
- Yeah. - So it's a kind of ability, isn't it?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Saki!
I'll say "papat"!
- This "papat"! - "Papat" rice. - "Papat" rice!
I'll say "papat".
I think it's different.
- It doesn't smell different at all. - Oh...
- It's totally different. - That's a lot.
What I ate was a papat rice double!
- What do you think? - Are you stupid or what?
- It's papat rice. - Three years later?!
I wanted you to be a little more careful!
- Yes. - Yes.
- I worked so hard for you! - Yes.
I'm so sad!
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Three! Two! One!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Ouch... - Ouch...
Nice.
Is it papat rice?!
The last one is Matsumoto, who is at the top of the list if he gets it right.
Matsumoto was asked to eat mushroom rice because of his troubled mind.
- It's decided. - Yes.
Can I say something? I'm going to do something cowardly.
I'm going to do something cowardly.
This stretch.
Can I say it?
Do you think it's stretching?
I see.
I want you to say it.
This is really...
That's right.
Intrusion.
Intrusion, right?
That's why I know this.
I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think there's a minor part like this.
I see.
I'm going to say it boldly.
(Laughter)
So, you know...
I'm putting foundation on you, but you don't put it on me.
(Laughter)
It's not as sticky as I thought it would be.
(Laughter)
Oh, so you're not laughing at me, but you're not laughing at me.
(Laughter)
Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, you hate me the most.
(Laughter)
What I ate was...
(Laughter)
If it's over like this, it's the worst!
What I ate was...
Powered rice!
I won!
This was definitely a wall!
This is a big wall!
Matsumoto, who overcame the big wall of powered rice,
continues with two correct answers
and clears three in a row!
This is an Akitako-style meal!
Thank you for the meal!
21st century food!
Katokichi!
220 yen, I'll go for this one.
My nose is clogged up.
It's close...
If I say this is good,
Matchan's party will start.
Oh, the party is starting!
The party is starting!
I'm looking forward to it!
When you said "the party is starting!",
Yamazaki-kun, when you said "I'm looking forward to it!",
you got me, didn't you?
That means it's not this!
You said it!
It's the same thing!
I'm angry, but it's K.O.
What I want to eat is not 21st century food!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Oh, it's starting!
It's starting!
How do you do it?
You don't say it right away.
It's a different tempo.
That's why you get excited.
I see.
You're slow!
This party is fun!
I think it's different.
I think it's definitely different.
What I ate was...
not 21st century food!
OK! Horseshoe crab!
Wow! Totally different! Totally different!
Totally different! OK!
What I ate was not horseshoe crab!
It's a party! It's fun! It's a party!
I'm going for a warm meal!
Ah! Mmm! Mmm!
It's a party, isn't it?
Thank you for the meal!
Hey!
What I ate was not undercooked rice!
Yeah!
Even though he was about to enter a maze, the party resumed and he cleared it nine times in a row.
Will Masumoto be able to answer correctly?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Come on!
Mushroom soup!
Ah! It smells a little different.
Ah! I know! I know!
What I ate was not undercooked rice!
(The worst pattern during a party)
The worst pattern during a party!
During a party!
This is...
You guys are so dirty!
What's dirty?
That's...
What's dirty?
You think it's either Papato or Sato, right?
When I fought Papato, I thought it was either Sato or me!
I almost thought it was Sato!
I almost thought it was me!
But this time...
Get on!
Before you end up...
Get on!
This is painful.
3!
2!
1!
(coughing)
My buttocks...
My buttocks are not like yours...
It hurts like hell...