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You know, I don't know what it is. Did something happen?
I don't like watching TV anymore!
What's up?
World Cup, World Cup...
It has nothing to do with it!
You have no interest in it!
I'm sure you've watched it!
I'm sure you've watched it even if it's only a millimeter!
No, no, I'm sure you're interested in it, but you don't watch it that much.
I wonder...
No, but...
You only watch it at that time of the year.
But you watch it, don't you?
I don't watch it.
With that stupid face of yours.
No, I don't care about my face, but I don't watch it, right?
You watch it?
I don't watch it.
It can't be helped, really...
Goal!
Really?
No, I don't care about that.
I don't care about it at all!
It's like, "Ah, I scored a goal."
No, no, no...
A goal is like an end point, you know?
Right?
No, it's so difficult that nobody watches it...
Goal!
It's annoying!
You score, you hit the ball, you score, you score...
No, I don't care about goals.
It's a waste of time!
A waste of time...
Well, that's...
Right? If you wanted to score so much, you could have scored now, right?
Right?
Right.
But even if you did that...
Right.
Even if you did that, you'd still be an idiot.
Right.
That's something you can only talk about after you've scored.
I don't care about it at all!
What do you mean?
People from abroad...
Right.
If there are various countries, shouldn't we accept them?
Well, since it's a national game, we should provide a training ground, right?
By doing that, is there any benefit for those countries?
I don't know...
It's like people are coming, right?
Right.
But there are so many geniuses in so many places, and they're going to so many places at the same time, right?
It's not like only those villages will get excited.
No, it's not like only the villages will get excited, right?
What?
The radius...
How many meters...
That cameloon...
How many kilometers...
Cameloon, huh?
They're late, aren't they?
Do you know why?
They were on the news, weren't they?
It's money, isn't it?
It's like a joke, isn't it?
They came on a cheap plane because they wanted money, so they're late, aren't they?
Oh, is that so?
That's what I heard. They said they'd pay for the direct flight.
But they wanted to save some money, so they went on a... how do you say it?
A cheap tour, so they came from outside.
They're making a lot of money.
We don't know anything about them. But they're making money.
They're late, aren't they?
You're one of them.
You're slowly coming to me.
You're wasting time.
You're totally different from me.
What are you talking about?
You know how I feel, don't you, Cameloon?
I have no idea how Cameroonians feel.
That's funny, you guys are really...
No, no, it's fine. I don't watch it.
How is it recently?
Hm? What?
It's a little old story, but there was that, right?
What, what?
That Choja band.
Ah!
Right?
A little.
I did some research about it.
You have about 20 million more than me.
I think you have a little sense of it, but...
Well, 10 million...
I'm not going to take 10 million from you.
I'm not going to put it in a bag when I go back to school.
This isn't a ostrich club.
All ostriches are 30 million yen.
No, no, no...
What is it?
What are you talking about?
No, it's nothing.
What is strange about it?
No, no, no...
Well, listen to me.
Last year, you had more money than me.
Really?
Yes.
It's bad, but...
Yeah...
Right?
Yeah, you gave me the money I had at that time.
No, I have my own way of thinking.
I don't do that kind of thing.
No, you don't do that kind of thing.
I don't do that kind of thing either.
Why do you say that?
What are you saying?
There are still a lot of people who haven't appeared yet, right?
Yes, there are.
Why hasn't this person appeared yet?
I don't know about that.
Minomonta is always the final answer.
You don't know the meaning of it.
I don't know about that either.
But you must know about the combination, right?
For example, when you were a newbie, you used to say things like "mortar" and "masterpiece" and "amateur masterpiece"
You used to say things like that!
Don't you remember?
When I was an amateur masterpiece, you gave me 50,000 yen as a prize.
You gave me a trophy.
You gave me a trophy and a medal.
When you said "mortar" and "masterpiece", you gave me a trophy.
I said "thank you" and you gave me hundreds of thousands of yen as a prize.
And you gave me half of it in the dressing room.
You gave me a little bit of it.
Why do you say that?
It's like this.
Why do you say that?
It's like this.
No, you're weird.
What is weird?
No, you're weird.
What is weird?
How about we do it like that from this year?
It's from this year, so it's from this year.
The announcement was until last year.
Then it's fine. It's from last year.
Instead of that, if something happens to me in the future and I go "Gaaaaah!"
Even if you only bring me a radio and a dog in the park...
Um...
What is it?
How many years will it be?
Even if you only bring me a radio and a dog...
How many years will it be?
You're a band, so I'll go to the park...
How many years will it be?
I'll go to the park...
How many years will it be?!
You're bringing me a radio and a dog...
How many years will it be?!
Um...
Two years from now.
TWO YEARS?!
There's no end to that!
It's true that you brought a dog with you.
Of course.
I'm pretty expensive, too!
But I'm happy that you brought a car and a dog with you.
I'll fly you from a plane...
A plane?!
I'm glad you promised me half of me when you said you were going to downtown.
I'm at a crossroads now.
If you give me 10 million here, you'll have a lot of good things ahead of you.
Do you understand?
What are you talking about?
You should do that.
Don't talk nonsense.
It's 10 million.
No, you're wrong.
Why?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
I don't know why you don't want to pay me 10 million.
I don't know what that means.
Why?
Because you have 20 million more than me.
That's why I'm paying you.
What do you mean?
I can't help it if you pay me more than me.
Because we have a stupid family.
We make our children drool and make our roads dirty.
You pay me 10 million just for making my roads dirty?
We make our eyes and hands dirty.
Where is it?
I don't know, but...
10 million, Mom.
10 million here?! How many times do I have to say it?!
Oh, no!
I'll ask you about it tomorrow.
When is it right to sniff that smelly toilet paper?
There's a smelly one.
Do you use it?
It's true that you don't have to sniff it.
I know.
It's because it smells.
It's not a smell that you can hide anything with that smell.
It must be painful.
So you don't have to sniff it?
What smell?
You can't not sniff it.
But you're sniffing it because you're sniffing it.
It's not because you're sniffing it.
You're sniffing it because you're sniffing it.
Teeth!
It's not teeth.
You're not sniffing it like this when you use it.
Do you want me to sniff it while you say it?
Teeth?
It's not teeth.
I know.
So, bank book, right?
No, throw it away.
Throw it in the toilet.
It's too late for that.
It's before you buy it.
No, it's not like that.
Don't say weird things when you don't even have 10 million yen.
It's not like that.
Um, so...
Um...
Let me see...
For example...
What food do you like?
Yakisoba.
There's another one, right?
Gyoza.
It's gyoza, right?
So, even though you like yakisoba and gyoza, do you want to eat yakisoba and gyoza?
No, I'd eat it if I had one.
What? You'd put yakisoba in the gyoza skin?
That's not what I'm saying!
That's not what you're saying, right?
If you add something you like, it's twice as good. That's a stupid way of thinking, isn't it?
But there are times when it's the opposite!
If you add something you don't like, it's surprisingly good!
I think this way of thinking fits this situation.
What do you mean, specifically?
That toilet paper alone doesn't smell that bad.
However, when it's combined with the smell of poop...
It has a really good smell, doesn't it?
This smell of poop...
Don't you need courage?
I'll wipe my ass and bring it here.
Courage is a lot of courage.
This is why I don't like smells.
Try it out.
This is...
This is that girl?
What are you talking about?
This is that country girl?
What are you talking about?
Why are you laughing like that?
No, you're a maniac!
You're happy about it.
No, it's fine. Try it out.
No, just try it out.
No, you're bound by your past memories.
You're bound by the smell of poop.
But isn't there already a smell stage?
Yes, there is.
I'm surprised.
What's with me?
There is a smell stage.
There is.
Sometimes you have to be careful not to spill it.
But when you think about it...
You know for sure it smells bad.
No, no, no.
I can't bring it here.
No, just try it out.
It smells good enough to wear as a kimono, you know...
What do you mean "wear as a kimono"?
The air purifier in the entertainment world seems to be working well.
It seems to be working well.
Oh, really?
Yes.
If you are in -ion...
Yes.
How excited do you get?
It's from Kyoto, isn't it?
If you are in -ion, you get more excited.
Now, -ion is very popular, isn't it?
Yes. Ah, you are moving with momentum.
No, no, it's not like that, it's not like that.
No, I get excited, I understand the meaning of it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by "getting excited"?
- ion is said to raise human excitement.
Really?
Yes.
Don't you have -ion device in your house?
No, I don't.
Ah, it's better for people like you who do this kind of work.
Really?
It's better for you to raise your excitement than to lower it, isn't it?
Of course, it is.
You are an otaku.
Of course, it is.
Depending on whether you have it or not, you get excited.
A lot of things change, don't they?
Please tell me in detail.
How does it work?
First of all, it spreads out.
Well, well, -ion spreads out like this.
First of all, just putting -ion device in the living room makes you feel "ah, it's -ion", doesn't it?
A lot of -ion comes in, doesn't it?
It also comes in the back of here.
- ion comes in a lot of gaps, doesn't it?
Yes.
- ion comes in a lot of - ion in the back of the - ion box.
Ah, I see.
It comes in a lot of -ion.
Fromome the tax, too.
Yes.
It's amazing.
It spreads out and comes up in the air.
Does it make you excited?
What, does it make you excited?
You know it.
What?
- ion spreads out like - ion.
It comes as -ion in your offering, too.
You know it.
Oh, I see, it's the -ion spreading out in your offering.
(Laughter)
Ah, so that's the kind of excitement you get.
That's right, that's the kind of excitement I get.
Ah, I see.
Um, I wonder if today's guest is a little too luxurious.
No, I don't know. I don't know if they're here or not.
Those who have the opportunity.
Are you here?
You're not here, are you? People like you.
(Laughter)
That's amazing.
The back of the TV is cut off.
The back of the curtain is cut off.
That's funny.
It's really exposed.
It's cut off.
It's a mess and it's blown up.
Hey!
It's scary.
The dragon is running.
I don't like that.
Really?
Even if you have sex, it's similar.
Minus ion.
Really?
Nearby.
Because the whole room is minus ion.
When you say "wow", minus ion comes out.
(Laughter)
What's that?
(Laughter)
Director.
(Laughter)
Why is it like "z"?
(Laughter)
Minus ion comes out.
(Laughter)
Grimdaw is a man who plays the harmelon.
When he plays the harmelon, rats all over the city come to him.
When he sings the song again,
old men and women all over the city gather and dance.
I heard that there is a magical device for writing and composing.
(Laughter)
What kind of device is it?
(Laughter)
Well, I've been told by the staff of this show to change the device from time to time, but don't say stupid things.
(Laughter)
This is the only part that is easily denied.
Well, how about it?
But you've made a lot of them, haven't you?
I've made a lot of them, haven't I?
Right?
But how about it?
I don't think it's like that today.
No, no, what do you mean?
What would we do with that on the show?
Yes, well, I do.
Well, should we change the device?
Should we?
Would you like to do it?
No, you've done it before.
(Applause)
You've done it before, haven't you?
I'm thinking about it, but looking back at the past, it felt like it was long.
I see.
Can I put it in short again?
Sure, no problem.
What kind of device do you want us to make?
Isn't it a fun one? People come together and dance.
It's good.
Fun.
It's good.
Yes.
Then I'll ask you.
Will you record it?
Oh, I'll record it.
Don't record it!
But it's better like that!
Of course!
Let's change it from the beginning!
From now on!
Everyone, let's start. Be quiet, okay?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Will you cooperate with me?
You are also one of the few.
Okay?
Is this okay?
Huh?
It looks like a picture tape.
Why?
It's hard to live like this.
I can't sing like this.
What kind of feeling? What kind of image?
It said "have fun", didn't it? Everyone was dancing.
Ah, I got it, I got it. That's good.
There is such a thing, right?
Of course there is! That's why I'm here now!
For a while, it would be nice if you could sing it for me.
I don't care. I don't care.
Got it.
Here I go!
Yes, please.
Hold it for me.
It's a vegetable.
Is it a fun feeling?
It said "fun feeling", didn't it?
Is it money?
If it's a vegetable, I can't throw it.
I don't care.
What kind of feeling?
Yes!
Later... later...
Later, it's better for you to sing it on the radio, isn't it?
Ah, that's right.
Then, sing the whole song.
I don't know which song you want me to sing!
You said "friendship", didn't you?
What do you think of me?
I'll sing it later.
If you sing it freely in a capella...
Really?
I'll sing it with fun.
Then, I don't know the atmosphere yet, but...
It's a sampling.