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The five men aiming for the top of the entertainment world.
Their name is...
OSU! Ikidome Bu!
- Mr. Matsumoto! - Yes?
- What are we doing today? - We're going to create a new club!
- Yes! - Yes!
- There are many clubs in the world... - Yes!
- But we're the best at... - Yes!
- Ikidome! - We're not good at it at all!
- Who's good at it? - The five sleeping lions representing Yoshimoto!
- Hahaha! - That's us!
- We're not good at it at all! - We're not good at it at all!
- But we're going to create... - Ikidome!
- A new club! - Yes!
- How many seconds can you hold your breath underwater? - Yes!
- This is our first time playing against each other. - I see.
- Our leader is... - Mr. Yamanashi Hosei! - Yes!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you, leader!
- Taisho! - I'm the leader? - Yes!
- Why are you the leader? - No! It's just that I'm tall!
- What? - This is a hidden ball!
- Yes! - This is a hidden ball!
- Ikidome! is a hidden ball! - Yes!
- I just said it! - I said it!
- I said it! I said it for sure! - Yes!
- I said it! - That's why I'm good at hiding balls!
- There's no harm in it! - Hahaha!
- What do you mean "no harm in it"? - I'm just saying it because it's short!
- Ah! I see! - I'm not waiting for you to say it!
- I see!
- We're definitely going to win! - Yes!
- But this is our first battle! - Yes!
- We're not going to bring anything easy! - I see!
- We're not going to bring anything easy! - We're not going to bring anything easy!
- Today's opponent is Sanjiri! - Hahaha!
- He's fast! - He's fast!
- Now, let's have our first battle opponent appear! - Yes!
- Here he is! - Wow!
- Hey, what's going on? - Hahaha!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is completely stupid! - Wow!
- Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out!
- Watch out, boss! - Are you okay?
- Hahaha! - Wow!
- Here he is! - Stupid boss!
- Hahaha! - Stupid boss!
- Stupid boss! Why were you hiding? - Hahaha!
- I was a little embarrassed! - Hahaha!
- The North Office team is a little tough! - They're tough!
- Here he is! - Here he is!
- Sorry, but you're wrong about your opponent! - Why is that?!
- In other words! - Yes!
- The water person is the best in the entertainment world! - Hahaha!
- Hmm! Maybe you're right! - Maybe you're right!
- But you shouldn't underestimate us! - Yes!
- Are you ready?! - I'm ready!
- You're already breathing like a bug! - Hahaha!
- No, you can't win! - Hahaha!
- By the way, I've experienced dying in a water slide! - Hahaha!
- You almost died! - You almost died!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I tried too hard! - Hahaha!
- But we will never lose! - Yes!
- You guys too! - Yes!
- Even if you do it so seriously, it can't be helped! - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
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- For now, it's a team match! - Yes!
- We'll go head-to-head, one on one. - Yes!
- We'll eliminate each other in total time. - Yes!
- Please decide your order. - OK! - Yes!
- Then let's start the match! - Yes!
- Well, it's a head-to-head match. - Yes!
- Is the team in the north of the office already decided? - Yes!
- Is it decided? - We...
- Well, we're not the most powerful team. - Hahaha!
- Is it me? - Yes, it's me.
- Then we...
- End! - Yes!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Please end! - I'll go! I'll really go!
- I'll win! I'll win! - I'll do my best!
- I won't lose! - I'll never lose!
- You're such a useless guy! - Hahaha!
Attention! The team in the north of the office is Jordans Mimata!
Will they be able to hold out?
- Well, then! - Yes!
- The team in the north of the office is... - Yes!
- Mimata! - Mimata!
- Wait a minute! - Yes!
- Why is it decided that I'll go first? - Hahaha!
- No, no, no! - Seriously!
- There's a record for firsts, and the high school is aiming for it! - Hahaha!
- Well, well, well! - So, from middle school to high school...
- Let's think about it first and second! - Yes, yes!
- Yes, yes!
- Then, well... - Let's go to the park!
- By the way! - Yes!
- The world record is... - Yes!
- Cheko's "something" player's... - Yes!
- 8 minutes and 6 seconds! - 8 minutes?!
- 8 minutes!
- That's the world record! - 8 minutes!
- Do your best! - Yes!
- Can I do it properly without thinking about it first? - Yes, of course!
- You haven't thought about it before! - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I haven't thought about it at all!
- When your face enters here, measure it! - Yes!
- Understood! - Yes!
- Then, are you ready?! - Yes!
- Hahaha!
- Go for it!
- Then, let's go! - Yes!
- Ready...
- Start!
- Go for it!
- Understood!
- Hahaha!
- Go for it!
- I'm looking forward to it!
- Hahaha!
- Why is he worried about it?!
- Hahaha!
- Are you kidding?!
- Wow, amazing!
- Oh, it's still 10 minutes!
- What's going on?!
- Can you hear me?!
- Something is...
- It's coming!
- It's...
- OMG!
- Hahaha!
- That's not a gesture!
- Yes!
- That's a bad gesture!
- That's not a gesture!
- Go for it!
- What's coming out of you?!
- What are you doing?!
- What are you saying?!
- Why are you doing that?!
- Hahaha!
36 seconds!
What did you say?
I can't hear you.
36 seconds is not bad.
I wonder how it is.
You made a goal, but you don't have a record or something like that?
It's my first time.
The first try.
The first team is Endo.
Their stamina and guts are still there.
I'm counting on you for the first try.
To be honest, I'm a little nervous right now.
Relax! Relax!
I'm not used to this.
Let's do it!
Ready! Start!
It looks a little dangerous.
Isn't it a little too big?
No way!
It's okay! It's okay!
Next is Taka and me.
Let's talk about it all at once.
It's only 91 seconds.
That's right.
I'm tired, but I think I'll be able to catch up with Hive soon.
North team.
Taka is 45 years old.
He has a rich career and is in the top class in the entertainment world.
I feel calm.
I feel like I'm back in my hometown.
I feel calm when I come to this aquarium.
Let's do it!
Ready! Start!
Let's do it!
Why do you look so happy?
Look at this!
Wow!
Compared to a washing machine, it takes water pressure.
I see.
But is it okay for me to open my mouth?
No, you can't do it.
Why did you become an advertising agent?
Oh, no!
Oh, my!
Something came out of my mouth!
Oh, my!
No way!
What is it?
No way!
More!
Wait!
What's wrong?
It's coming out!
No, no!
It's coming out!
No!
It's coming out!
Oh!
50 seconds!
Wow!
I wanted it to come out of my mouth!
Something came out of my mouth!
It came out!
Wow!
It's tough!
I knew it!
Okay!
What is it?
I knew it!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Hamaa!
By the way, I think he's the worst in our team.
Yes, I think he's probably the worst.
The youngest team, Jihou is Hamaa!
Anyway, how long can a weak man in the water hold out?
How many seconds?
I want you to say 45 seconds.
45 seconds!
Mr. Hamaa was 53 seconds.
Mr. Hamaa is 42 seconds below.
If you say 45 seconds now, you can see it properly.
Can you see it?
Not at all.
Can you not see it?
Do you have to wear goggles?
Can you lend me your goggles?
If you wear goggles, you won't be able to take your face off.
Goggles are not allowed in this pool.
We are the reaction of the face, but you are the time.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ready, start!
I'm counting on you.
All right, it's gone.
45.
You look very good.
You look so good.
It's gone!
Oh my gosh!
You're lying!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's funny, it's funny.
What's wrong?
I'm just angry.
I heard something.
Do you have an earworm?
I'm counting on you, I'm really counting on you!
You can't be wrong.
I heard something.
This is bad, but we won.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's like a child squid.
This time.
I can't see it.
If you were that fast, you wouldn't be able to see it.
But I desperately tried to see it.
What's wrong with you?
Next time, I'll go to the island like this.
Like this.
What's wrong with you?
The second half of the game will be played by the kids' team, Tanaka.
They want to make good use of their scuba experience.
But they're worried about their performance.
I'm serious. I'm serious.
It's not a joke.
We want to keep going down.
Down?
I think I'm doing it alone.
Don't ask me anymore.
Don't say yes.
Focus.
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Sometimes accidents happen like this.
Don't worry about it.
You're doing good.
Focus.
You're doing good.
What?
You have to go down!
You can do it!
Down!
Good!
You're in 31st place.
You're lying!
What's with you?!
You're lying!
I drank water, too.
You drank water?!
You're the worst!
The lower team, middle team is Jordan and Yamazaki!
Will they be able to maintain their lead, taking advantage of their 180cm tall physique?!
Are you ready?! I'll be serious!
Go for it!
Huh? What did you say?
Huh?!
In your case, I'll say "digest"!
I'm sorry!
What did you say?
I said "conan"!
You and me!
Let's do it!
If we don't do it in one minute, we'll lose.
Ready...
Go!
You don't know, do you?
It's hard to see.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know if it's this far.
You don't know, do you?
I'm getting angry.
Are you crazy?
Wait a minute!
We can win!
I'm sorry.
You can go up and go home.
We can win in 30 seconds.
What should we do?
Our team's order...
It's a shame for someone who's confident to be the last one to catch up.
I'm serious.
If we really do it, we'll win.
Let's entrust it to you.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you back this place.
This is last year's property.
It's bigger than you think.
I'll restore it.
Yamazaki, vice-champion of each team.
A father who is confident to be the last one to catch up has changed his image of a loser.
It's about time for me to say my record.
Actually, Yamazaki...
It was a washbasin, but...
We did it for about three minutes.
I think you'll be surprised at the difference in water pressure between the washbasin and the washbasin.
If you drink it, it'll come out in nine seconds.
I'm counting on you.
Let's go.
Oh, I called you just in time.
Don't say like that. Go down and say it again.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't say "betrayal" anymore.
It's not funny at all.
Betrayal.
It's not funny at all.
Let's do it.
Ready!
Go!
Is it floating?
Yes.
It's floating.
This breathing method is suspicious.
Oh, it's already tight.
Look! Look! Look!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's from here! It's from here!
It's different from a sanitary napkin!
I should look up at the endoscope, but it hurts!
That's right!
Wow! Look! Look!
It's easy!
Go up! Go up!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
It's already crying!
It's crying in the water!
Oh!
Ducky, I'm begging you!
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I really can't do it with a self-help rope!
OK! OK!
Go up! Go up!
Oh, no! Stand up! Stand up!
Look! Look! It's crying! It's crying!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's coming!
OK! OK! OK!
Oh, wow! Wow!
OK! One minute!
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Time is passing!
Wow!
It's already coming!
Amazing!
OK, 20 seconds!
Huh?
He's coming!
Hang in there!
He came all of a sudden!
Look!
He's coming!
He came!
Amazing!
OK!
You're amazing!
It's completely reversed.
It's been more than one minute.
One minute and four seconds!
Anyway, one minute!
We can win in one minute!
Yamanagi, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
You're a great band!
You're amazing!
You came all of a sudden.
I came all of a sudden, but I died once.
You died once.
It's completely reversed.
Anyway, you're amazing, too!
OK, then!
You may have been second in the world,
I don't know where we are.
The vice-captain is the second in the world of bench press, Nabe Yakan!
The well-trained sculpture's body shows its evolution!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
Here we go!
It's so deep!
But you're still in the lead.
I'm in the lead!
You can do it! You can do it!
Oh, it's a little dangerous.
You're fast!
Oh, this is bad!
Oh, my dad's face is coming out!
This is no good!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I did it!
What's this? What's this?
What's this?
Anies's Marco Polo!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet!
A little more! A little more!
A little more!
You can do it! You can do it!
A little more! A little more!
One more minute!
Do your best until one minute!
One more minute!
One minute!
Wow, wow, wow!
Amazing! Amazing!
Grenade!
square mirror!
I did it! I did it with a crock!
That's amazing!
We're back in the second half of the game!
It's too much!
That's amazing!
Hinayu, we'll go first.
We'll go first.
Then, I don't know how Matsumoto will deal with it in the end.
He'll be under a lot of pressure.
That's right!
That's right, veteran!
It's finally the final match!
Both teams have been through a lot of hardships since the army days.
Great Gidayu!
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Don't use oil!
That's too much!
Don't use oil!
We're back in the game!
We got it!
Was that all you could do?
I'm sorry!
You've been doing this for a long time!
She's a great woman!
What should we do?
She's a strange woman!
You can do it!
She's strange!
Do you have any advice?
I don't have any advice.
The winner of this game is Matsumoto.
Can he turn the game around with only 14 seconds difference?
He couldn't swim when he was 25 years old.
His eyeballs might pop out when he's swimming.
It's hot! It's hot!
It's okay! It's okay!
46 seconds!
Wow! There are a lot of people!
Don't be nervous!
Relax! Relax!
It's 46 seconds! 46 seconds!
Please!
46 seconds is a long time!
The wind doesn't blow for 30 seconds!
It's impossible!
I'll hit you once in 30 seconds!
Hit me!
It's okay!
You have a lot of pressure!
Ah, it's good!
Please!
Here we go!
Yes, please!
Let's win!
OK, please!
Ready!
Go!
What are you winning?
It's a funny face.
It's like an old doll.
It's like a doll's face.
It's not bad at all.
Look, it's very stable.
Why is it so stable?
But it suddenly comes!
Yama-chan is also suddenly...
Look!
Yama-chan is also suddenly...
It's very stable.
Why is it so stable?
But it suddenly comes!
Yama-chan is also suddenly...
Look!
Yama-chan is also suddenly...
So close!
Only 4 seconds left!
So close!
It's decided!
Matsumoto-san, thank you!
I'm a little frustrated!
3 minutes and 55 seconds versus 3 minutes and 51 seconds!
Obisuki-san wins!
Let's do it again!
Can we accept this?
Let's do it!
Today we were serious, but next time we won't be serious!
Let's train hard!
I'm glad it was 13 seconds!
To be honest, we also...
I'm glad it was 15 seconds!
That's right!
I was about to die, but I was like, "Why?!"
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