AISubs v3.4
(It's been a long time since we've seen you all like this!)
No, no, no...
Everyone's full of energy now, right?
It's good, it's good.
At the end, everyone's going to throw up.
You're going to throw up?
I'm going to throw up.
In the end, I'm going to say I'm going to throw up.
What kind of show is this?
Is this what a warrior looks like?!
What the hell is that?!
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Why do I have to lose, you idiot?!
It's a rule, so it can't be helped!
I want to kill him!
I don't even want to say his name, that kid!
I'm going to pull out all of that idiot's organs...tonight.
That's right, you idiot!
I'm sure you said it in that big room, too.
Even if you all got caught, you'd still be flying.
That's right, you'd still be flying more than anyone of you.
Right?
Yes.
But in total...
It's not enough!
When he was running like that, you were like "Huh?! What?!"
Alright!
Go!
Yes!
I did it!
When I'm flying, I'm like "Aha!"
I don't know about that, but I'm scared.
I'm scared of the height I'm flying at.
You're such an adult, you idiot.
When you're running, you're like "Aha! Aha!"
That guy...
How has he lived his life up until now?
And where will he go from now on?
I don't know anymore.
Um, I haven't asked you this at all, but...
Um...
I feel sorry for you, but...
I didn't see anything like that on Japanese TV.
Not at all!
I don't think about it! I would do it!
I feel sorry for you!
Who is she on the phone with?
Who?
Who is she on the phone with?
Who are you talking about?
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all!
It's surprising, isn't it?!
And you know...
Yes?
You're talking about something like a punishment game.
You've been talking about it before we started.
If you lose, you get a punishment.
Everyone, let's look up the dictionary.
What is it?
What is "punishment"?
What is it?
What is "punishment"?
You lost!
No, no, no, this is a problem!
What's wrong with you? You lost!
No, it's harsh!
But I didn't think he would...
Huh?
I thought so, too! I didn't think it would be that bad!
If he had flown as far as we did, we would have lost for sure!
We would have lost for sure!
Because...
We didn't fly half of the way!
No, I'm really surprised...
Oh, my god...
But...
I think you were able to keep up with it!
Huh? Huh?
Hop, step, jump-like...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
But!
That's all.
But! Um...
I'm glad about one thing.
I think I improved a lot.
Why is that?
I've never seen a 38-year-old with such a desire to transcend.
It was amazing!
What was that jump like?
Well, it was definitely...
Oh, it was flying...
This spring...
Where does this spring come from?
Well, I don't know, but...
That's...
No, really...
But you only jump, don't you?
No, I...
Your shoulders, too...
My shoulders, too...
Right?
Yeah, well...
You can't bend your elbows at all, can you?
Um...
It feels like it's coming to me.
I don't know for sure, though.
You don't know for sure, do you?
No, I feel like it's coming to me.
It does feel like it's coming to you.
What are you talking about?
Um...
What should we do?
Well, we can't do anything about it.
We can't do anything about it.
You know what?
Please be gentle with me this time.
What do you mean by gentle?
I haven't failed that much, so...
Let's make it a softer punishment game.
No, I mean...
Last time, we played tag three times, didn't we?
Tag...
No, that's when you lost!
You lost thirty percent of it, didn't you?
I'd die if I lost that thirty percent!
And you have four people!
Four people makes it easy for me!
If you guys are alone, then you'll get caught by me and I'll have to chase you!
I don't need to run!
No, no, I know there's that!
Oh, you do?
So, we can't do anything about this?
I'm thinking about it, but...
Even if you say it, it's a big responsibility for me, you know?
You're right, we'll have to make do with that!
Yeah, you're right.
Well, it's still unclear what we're going to do about it.
Right?
It's not like that! Before we solve it, I wanted to make the rules a little clearer, you know?
It's like it's normal for me to have a team of idiots next to me like in my team.
What is that?
Have you ever seen it raw?
You haven't, right? It's even smaller!
It's smaller than it looks!
Even if you eat it, you won't get that full!
I'll be hungry again in two hours.
You won't get that full!
I'm really looking forward to it.
Let's do it.
The other day, there was something that surprised me.
What is it?
It's a restaurant I go to a lot.
It's really good!
It's a private room in the back.
I used to use it sometimes.
Everyone noticed it before.
It's a private room with five or six people.
It's small.
I've noticed it before.
There's one employee...
He's really...
He's level four.
What about Max?
He's level four.
It's completely dangerous.
Even if you bring a private room with a thousand people and it doesn't break, it will break.
Of course, there are people who are level four.
There are.
There are a lot of them in the room.
They're all in our hearts.
They're all on the ceiling.
In our hearts and in our noses...
His memories are...
If you say that, I can't say anything.
But it's really good!
When I went there, it was hot and I felt like I was going to sneeze.
It's terrible!
When you put it down, it comes out.
His palm...
It's really...
It's like CG, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Even if you eat it, it's delicious.
Even if you mix it up...
It's terrible!
I don't like that either.
It doesn't look like food, does it?
I called the manager and asked him to at least change the person who brought it to the table.
I see.
I thought about what to do, but I didn't think it would be this fast.
Everyone was already eating.
I didn't like it.
Then Yamazaki said, "I'm sorry."
Then he came back and said, "I think the manager will eat again."
I was wondering how to go about it.
He ate it.
He came back and ate it.
The manager was crying.
That's his food!
Is it you?!
I said.
"Is it you?!" I said.
I couldn't say a word.
The manager over there told me to call you.
I thought something was up.
Something was up and my face was twitching.
"Is it you?" I said.
Oh, no, no, I'm fine now.
What's wrong?
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I was mistaken.
"Oh, no, no, I'm sorry," I said.
I just wanted to say that.
I say that a lot.
"No, no, that's terrible!" I said.
Why?
I can't help it, I'll just...
Be patient.
"I can't be patient," I said.
"There's this stupid girl," I said.
With a bunch of guys on her head.
She's a clerk.
"You're not very nice," I said.
I don't know what's wrong with you!
"I like you!" I said.
Can you take care of this table for me today?
About 40 minutes ago, I asked for another bowl of oyago donburi.
"I forgot," I said.
You forgot, didn't you?
Oyago donburi!
"Is that really an area shot?" "Yeah, it is!"
But, but, but, it's fine, just do it properly!
So it doesn't do much harm to people who shoot with counters?
Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't shoot with counters.
But you know, at this time of year, it's still May, right?
Yeah.
From now on, you can play bye-bye games.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
But I have to tell you that...
You don't know that yourself, do you?
Yeah.
So, I feel sorry for you, but...
I think the first girl you took me to was there.
Yeah.
I think she's mad at you now.
Yeah.
Because you did something.
Ah, I see.
That's why I was called.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's you!
It's you!
You must think so, right?
You know everything!
But I'm good at it, you know?
What can I do about it?
But if you're not good at it...
Yeah.
There's a way you can make me understand you!
Are you talking about me?
No, that's too much.
But I don't like that kind of thing.
I really don't like it.
Whoa, I don't like it.
Hey, are you okay?
With all those guys around you?
No, no, no, but...
If you say something like...
Hey, I saw your desk.
If you say something like that...
I'll be like, 'Whoa!'
Also, like...
I'll be like, 'A lantern sleeve.'
Um...
It's impossible for me to close it.
No, no, that's true.
But if you think about it...
This is...
If you think about it like that...
You'll end up being a funny old man.
I don't think we're alike!
I've been running this store for a while now.
"Because you're the manager." "Yeah, that's right."
But indirectly...
Do you want me to indirectly tell you what you said?
Tell me! If you want me to say it, do something about it!
"Right?" "Yeah."
"In fact, it's better for you to realize it and lend it to me." "Yeah, that's right."
No doubt about it. Tell me the name of the store!
Really, if you have someone in your heart, look at this.
"Even if it's not that person." "Yeah, yeah."
"Maybe it's a customer service..." "Yeah, that's for sure!"
"Really?" "Yeah, there are people like that."
"But that's not the only thing, you know?" "Yeah."
"It's just that you'll get in trouble." "Yeah."
"But there are a lot of people in food stores." "Yeah, that's true."
"You have to be careful." "Let's not talk about it."
"Give it to me." "Okay."
"I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, the dark angel of comedy world." "Yeah."
The other day, you said you saw an angel with broken wings.
Where in the world did you see it?
Um... at a pet shop.
You saw it at a pet shop?
I saw it at a pet shop.
Inside?
I saw it inside. It was on sale.
Oh, it was on sale?
Because it was on sale.
Because it was on sale?
Yes, that's right.
Why?
It was about 32,000 yen.
Angel wings?
Well, it can't be helped.
No one will buy it.
No, you have to fix it.
It hurts, but you can't hit it.
It was full of poop.
No, clean it up.
This side was like this.
Oh, this side is slightly moving.
No, you have fever.
It's like this.
No, I mean, you have to feel it first.
You can't look at it like that.
Um... the old woman was grunting like 'gara gara gara gara gara'.
She was feeding it?
She was feeding it like 'gara gara gara gara gara'.
It's not cute at all.
Ah, it hurts.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
What are you doing?
Get up for a second.
She was struggling.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Where did you get caught?
She was cutting it like this.
What are you practicing?
It was 32,000 yen.
I wanted to see it.
No, you can't see it that often.
Really?
When I'm like this, it's like I'm in Europe.
When I break, it's like...
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, the most womanly man in the entertainment world.
Ah, that's true.
Tell me how you rent an AV that's not embarrassing even for women.
Ah, is it embarrassing?
Women...
You can't really rent an AV, can you?
Ah, is that so?
Everyone, you're thinking too much about it, aren't you?
I see, I see.
There are men who are embarrassed sometimes, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like, if it's a woman who's a clerk, she can't rent an AV.
Right?
You're thinking too much about it. You don't have to rent it normally.
I rent it normally at all.
Right?
When I want to watch a normal movie and still want to rent an AV,
I dare to put the AV on top of it.
Yes, yes.
With this.
I don't like it when it's hidden in English.
I put it in the order I wanted to see it.
Well, it's up to you.
It's up to me how I want to take it.
Is that so?
But do you want to rent it?
I don't know about that.
Maybe you think you want to rent it.
Well, it's a little hard to rent.
Is it hard to rent?
Well, well.
Is there a way you rent it in those cases?
Yes, there is.
Oh, is there?
Yes.
Please tell me.
Well, yes.
You look at it like this.
This is me.
No, you're on it.
It brings back memories!
And this.
Even if you look at it, it's different.
It's a terrible lie.
No, are you embarrassed?!
No, I'm not embarrassed.
Oh, you're not embarrassed.
Maybe men are embarrassed.
I don't know about women.
Have you ever seen it?
AV.
Oh, you're so cool.
No, I'm not.
You're so cool.
You should see it, Bamba Bamba.
Hamada.
It's not a report.
You should see it.
Well, yes.
Right?
I still like you!
No, I don't know how much you like me now.
That's terrible!
You know cell videos, right?
I have a dozen of them.
Right, Bamba Bamba?
I have money.
Like I said.
I have a dozen of them.
And on that night of the day,
I'm watching an AV segment on a rental video.
But I'm not rich yet.
I can watch it anytime.
I'm interested in it now.
I see.
That's amazing!
"I see." "But you feel that way, too." "No, I haven't looked at it at all since I joined this year." "What?" "I haven't looked at it at all." "What?" "I haven't looked at it at all." "What is it?" "Because, you know, I've been looking at it for about five minutes, and recently I've been sending it off quickly." "Yes, yes, yes." "And I've been sending it off quickly, and I've been sending it off quickly until the end, and I've been saying, 'Oh, no,' and it's over." "No, no, that's not true at all."
"Oh, you're so cool." "No, I'm serious, I'm serious, I haven't looked at it at all." "Really?" "Yes, because I haven't said my point yet." "Your point?" "Of course you say that you're sending it off quickly because you're saying your point." "Your point?" "What's your point?" "Is my point different from yours?" "Of course it's different!"
"Oh, I see." "Until now, everything has been like this, hasn't it?" "Oh, that's weird."
"Looking at the queue, I want to line up and look at it, so I'm going to ask Matsumoto-san a question." "Yes."
When you follow the queue of ants, what are you waiting for?
Huh?!
Well, there are a lot of things waiting for you.
"Have you ever followed the queue of ants?" "No, I haven't."
Then you shouldn't follow it.
"Have you ever followed it?" "Yes, I have!"
Huh?
I stopped halfway through, but I've followed it for as long as I can.
What made you follow it?
What do you mean 'what made me follow it'?! You don't even know where it started, and you can't even explain where you stopped.
Matsumoto-san, that's enough of that.
Anyway, you followed the queue of ants, so you should follow it until you see something.
Yes, I did!
"First of all, what came out of it?" "What do you mean 'what came out of it'?"
What are you waiting for? You said you wouldn't wait for anything.
Well, well, you usually think of it as something sweet, don't you?
I see.
Well, that's normal. We've seen something sweet before.
Yeah, we've seen you walking around holding a candy can.
An old man in his forties holding a candy can?!
Are you stupid?
You're the type of guy who says 'age-san', right?
You say 'age-san'?
I say 'oimo-san', too.
Hey, do you want to look cute like that?
Everyone in Osaka is like Ame-chan.
I won't say 'Ame-chan,' never.
You said it!
Everyone is like 'candy'.
Ame-chan said it!
No, Ame-chan. I'll never say it.
What is it?
What are you waiting for?
You said you'd wait for something sweet, didn't you?
You said you'd wait for something sweet, didn't you?! If you think about it normally, you know?!
You said you'd wait for something sweet, didn't you?!
Yes, yes, that's what I'm talking about.
How long have you been following her?
No, I haven't!
I'm telling you!
Make up your mind!
About 20 meters.
You've been following her for 20 meters?!
I don't care if you follow me for 20 meters!
You know, the problem is that her foot width and our foot width are different.
That's right.
So it's quite difficult to follow her for a long time.
Yes, yes, yes.
But we thought we'd give it a try, so we did it.
It's not always straight.
That's right.
Sometimes we pass through a wall and she's there.
(Laughter)
I won't lose today.
(Laughter)
Hey, are you listening?
(Laughter)
(Happy Birthday song)
I'm getting happy.
Congratulations!
Why are you so angry?
Why?
What happened?
Why are you celebrating?
Didn't we do it about two months ago?
What happened?
It's not like that. It's too early.
Oh, I see.
But it's a celebration.
Huh? It's changed already?
I thought soy milk was heavy and it was different.
It's changed already.
No, it's a celebration.
But which one was it?
Mori-san might not be here.
Yeah, you might be here.
At a time like this?
Oh, you'll sing for me?
Thank you.
To who?
To war?
Hamachan!
39 years old!
Thank you!
Thank you for saying it in English!
Let's do it!
Cheers!
Thank you!