AISubs v3.4
One week before the recording, in the afternoon of New Year's Day,
that man who should be in the usual dressing room is not there.
Then, the manager's presence came there.
Mr. Ham, excuse me. Mr. Matsumo told me to call you here as soon as possible.
What do you mean by "call me"?
But it's far away...
Yes.
Today...
It's already far away. Why?
No, Mr. Matsumo told me about the situation.
Anyway, right now...
Where is he?
No... I don't know, but...
You don't know?
I don't know if you can do it or not.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you serious?
What are you doing?
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
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Excuse me.
Where are you?
Over here. Excuse me.
Let's go back.
Excuse me.
It's far away.
It's over there.
Yes.
They're setting up something.
Yes.
They are.
In the cold air...
With a blue and white aura...
Matsumo and Nasuko were there, standing alone.
You're late.
What?
You're late.
You're late, too.
What?!
I came right away.
You should have done it far away, but you suddenly got dirty.
Yes.
Today...
It's been a while...
I'm going to try something new.
Bye bye.
However, I don't think viewers and housewives will agree with the same level of danger as before.
I don't think so.
It's a dangerous danger.
I've been listening quietly for a while, but I'm sorry!
What's up?
There's no sense of danger.
Call me!
Bogan!
What's up with him?
Call me!
Matsumoto-san has prepared a doll for us.
What is he going to show us?
I'm going to show you what I'm going to do.
If you don't like it, you can leave.
Bogan!
Bogan?
I'm going to use Bogan.
This is what Matsumoto wants to do.
First, he stands in front of the twelve arrows and pushes the switch himself.
At the same time, he moves away from the arrows and turns away from the truth.
It's unbelievable!
I can't do this!
Are you serious?
Wow!
I can't do this!
Well...
I'll show you my killing ability.
Five seconds. Four, three, two, one...
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary!
Matsumoto-san!
Scary!
This time...
His neck is all the way up here.
I'd like to try it.
No, no, no.
Stop it!
No, no, no.
What's with that?
Then tell me why you can't do it.
One person, eight of you.
Eight of us?
Yeah. Why can't you do it?!
Why can't you do it?!
Well...
Simply...
I'll dance with my life...
Then, when you wake up this morning, you'll want to make sure you're not being targeted by Bogan!
How about it?!
Tajima, what do you think of this company-wise?!
Yeah.
You think we can do this?!
It looks like we can do it.
It looks like we can do it!
What do you mean "we can do it"?
If I go "bang", you try running away!
One, two...
It's completely different!
Your speed is completely different from mine!
Try it!
Let's do it together.
Wait, wait...
What is that?
I was wearing this.
Oh, a weight?
Powerless.
I didn't know you were wearing that.
Give me your hand.
I can't move my legs at all.
Only my body.
But...
I'm sure you've seen me put in a lot of effort in real life.
You've seen it.
I'm going to try it today.
Let's think of something different we can do together.
No, no! Let's think of something different we can do together!
Wait a minute!
Are you kidding me?!
Everyone says it for their own sake.
I want to do it too.
I'm worried about you.
If you think it's dangerous, why don't you watch it until the end?!
Anyway, prepare it for me! As much as you can!
The bullet has finally been fired.
While the 12 sharp arrows at the tip are set carefully,
Matsumoto himself is also increasing his concentration.
Concentrated warming up.
And Matsumoto repeats image training.
What is he seeking and what is he trying to convey?
In that sweet and serious appearance, we had no choice but to agree.
Will he be able to succeed in this challenge beyond human reach?
Then...
I'll do it.
Watch me!
Please!
It's finally happening.
If you press the button, the arrow will fly to where you're waiting for it.
A heavy sense of tension lingers in the scene.
Everyone there was desperate to maintain calm.
Now...
In order to witness the miraculous moment that will happen later...
Will that moment really come?
No, not really.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Not much.
Why?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
What?
How do you see it?
Huh? Huh?
There's that kind of supermarket now.
That's right, that's right.
But doing this means...
You don't know if Chibikko is going to do it or not, do you?
Well, there's a possibility.
Well, there's a possibility that we don't know for sure.
I...
No matter what...
No matter what happens...
Chibikko is not involved in it.
Chibikko is not involved in it!
That's easy!
Great job Mako!
Kibikko Mako Mageni Ganbo!
Hooray! Hooray!
Kibikko!
Kibikko Mako Mageni Ganbo!
Kibikko Miguel Ganbo!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Hamada's usual song is like this... - Weheha ho!
- Teeha mo!
- Teeha! - Teeha!
- Ha! - Ha!
- Shin...sai...
- Teeha!
- Hello! - We're starting.
- I'll say "good evening" for now. - Why?
- Well, that's... - Is it better to say it?
- It's a little early today, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's still around 7 o'clock, isn't it? - It's past 7 o'clock.
- The baseball game has just started. - Ah...
- Let's end it quickly. - Is the baseball game starting now?
- Yes, it is! - Wow!
- You're strong-willed!
- I'm a giant fan, you know.
- You're just an old man.
- You're talking about baseball.
- You're just a half-hearted person!
- Who are you talking about?
- Well, I'm a little sleepy today. - Go ahead.
- I'm going on a boat.
- That's right.
- You know...
- You always ask me why I don't wear a tie.
- Today's tie is really long.
- This year's...
- Where is it from?
- It's really long! Look!
- This year's Paul Smith is weird!
- It's really short!
- Look at it!
- You should have tied it more...
- No, no, no!
- It's pretty long, isn't it?
- If you tie it like this, it'll be longer.
- It's weird, isn't it?
- If you tie it like this... - No, no!
- You should tie it horizontally like this.
- If you tie it like that... - Then it should be like this, right?
- But it's like this!
- You should also tie it like this.
- Look at it! It's not long at all!
- You should also tie it like this.
- He's bold around the first place! - Ah! Which is that one?
- This is definitely long! This year's Paul Smith is so crazy! - Hey, you're taking it little by little, aren't you?!
- Like this, like this?! - Nobu, isn't it something like that?
- It's plenty! Plenty of it! - What?!
- We've got plenty of room, I'll do like this! - Hey! That's strange, isn't it?! What's that method of doing it like this?!
- Like this! It's plenty, I'm telling you plenty of it! Is this ok for you?!
- You should have taken it like Yu Jiro!
I've never seen Yuujirou's tie properly.
Yuujirou is a little thick.
It's like this, like this, like this.
You should have done it better. You should have done it better.
It's normal. It's long.
It's not long! It's not long! It's not long!
It's not long!
How far do you want the tie?
It's long, isn't it?
Then you can watch it on the TV or at the kindergarten station.
Hey, look at my tie. I'm waiting for you.
Follow me. I'll come to you.
It's long.
Is it long?
No, no, no. Is it long?
No, it's not.
Someone told me my tie is very short.
No one cares.
No, it's not short.
No, it's long.
No, it's not.
It's normal. Is it really long?
No, no, it's definitely long.
Hey!
No, you should watch it.
It's completely hidden.
No, I'm watching it like this, so it's hidden.
If you watch it like this, it's not hidden.
No, it's definitely hidden.
It's hidden!
Your tie is here.
No, it's my tie. It's here.
Why is it here?
Someone just said 'gotsu'.
It's hidden!
What are you doing?
- This is bad! - Hey, can you be quiet?
- Hey, quiet down!
- My... - This is bad!
This is bad!
It's hidden!
Hey, you...
Listen to me!
- I... - Hey, look at me and you'll know!
- This is normal, this length! - No, it's not!
- It's like this! - No, it's not!
- Don't cry! - No, it's not!
- Don't cry! - You guys can leave!
- No! - I...
- Nobody can say anything about me! - I...
I'm sick of it! I don't care about him anymore!
But you're hiding your a**!
I'm hiding it!
And you're talking about my a**!
Your a** doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter to me!
It doesn't matter at all!
I'm talking about my a** right now!
Think only about me! There are many things in the world, and the situation is bad right now.
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all!
Think only about my a**!
My a** is hidden! It's not hidden! It's not hidden!
No, no, no, no, no! My a** is here!
My a** is hidden! It's not hidden!
Come out now!
My a** is definitely hidden! It's not hidden!
I'm telling you it's hidden! It's not hidden!
It's not hidden! Come out!
It's hidden! It's not hidden!
It's not hidden!
No, no! My a** is definitely worth it!
No, no, no! The meaning of "hidden" is...
If it's in your pants, it's hidden!
That's right!
But you said it's hidden because of this!
Yeah...
But it's hidden!
Wait a minute! I want to make it clear!
What?
Go a little deeper...
I'll take it all off...
See if it's hidden or not!
No, I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Then I'll do it!
My a** is hidden!
I can't do it!
It's hidden!
I can't do it!
It's hidden!
I can't do it!
It doesn't matter!
I can't do it!
I want to see if it's hidden or not!
Why are you doing that? You're annoying!
Is it hidden or not? Is it hidden or not?
I can't see it at all!
Well, well, you know, thirty...forty years ago, two old men were talking about
whether it's hidden or not for about a decade.
Mr. Matsumoto, you like hacking into Yoshimoto Industries' computers and stealing various data.
Yes. Please tell us Yoshimoto Industries' biggest secret.
Ah, there are many of them!
There are many of them?
There are many of them!
For example, what do you mean?
Well, you may or may not know this, but...
I see.
Then, shall I say it?
Yes.
This is probably a secret that most of the employees, most of the people, and most of the talents haven't noticed.
Really?
Yes. There is a Yoshimoto Industries' building in Akasaka.
Ah, yes, yes.
It's slightly tilted.
Well, well, I haven't seen it properly.
Yes. Well, well, if you happen to stop by in a car and come here, please take a look.
It's slightly tilted compared to the building next door.
Well, it doesn't really affect you, does it?
No, it does.
It does?
Because that's where I usually work, so it's slightly tilted for everyone.
That's why Yoshimoto Industries' employees are slightly tilted.
Even the talents.
Why is that?
Because it's tilted according to that building.
Everyone says, "Yoshimoto! Yoshimoto Industries! Line up with the employees!"
But everyone is slightly...
Slightly...
But it's slightly tilted, so it doesn't really affect you, does it?
Well, it doesn't really affect me, but...
It doesn't affect me, but I can't properly walk in a properly balanced hallway.
Well, well, that's true.
And again, going back to the necktie story, but if you do that, you do look a little like an a**hole.
What's wrong with you?
Well, I'm saying that including that.
Well, there's no one who does it like you do.
It's only you.
Who does it like me do?
Yeah, there's no one who does it like you do.
There's no one who does it like you do.
That's right.
And because I'm saying that I do it like you do, Paul Smith is making it longer and longer.
But if you tie it up like you did earlier, you're properly standing here.
It's a matter of how you do it.
It's not like Paul Smith is bad at it.
Okay, you're more of a Paul Smith than me, right?
More of a Paul Smith than me?
If you say you're more of a Paul Smith than me, which would you say you are?
Today at three o'clock!
Um, Kimodo came and said "Hana-san, Matsumoto-san told me to come at three o'clock today" and I said "Excuse me" and then Kimodo came again and said "Excuse me, that's true, but is Paul Smith also coming at three o'clock?"
I said "Yes, he is" and he said "Which one are you going to?"
If you don't say "excuse me" a thousand times a day, you won't calm down and Matsumoto-san will say "excuse me" a thousand times a day.
That's true.
I know you're doing it on purpose, but you don't have to say "excuse me" a thousand times a day, right?
That's true.
Is there a different way of saying it that doesn't bore you?
That's true, depending on your job, you have to say the same thing over and over again.
You have to say it over and over again, right?
That's true.
That's a disease, right?
I'm just saying you should teach me how to say it without boring me.
But it's not that easy.
Oh, really?
Then why did you tell me?
Come here, give it back!
I don't care what you say.
Give it back.
I don't care what you say! So in the end you say "suck it up, choke it, choke it!"
I don't care what you say.
Choke it, choke it, choke it!
What do you mean "choke it"?
I don't care what you say! It doesn't matter!
You say "choke it", I say "choke it", you say "choke it", and I say "give it back!"
Give it back today!
I don't care what you say.
Wait a minute.
It's funny if you say it like that, but what about people who say it like that?
I'm saying it with the microphone.
Suck it up.
You know what I mean!
Choke it today.
Don't touch me!
You say it like that all the time.
Why?! You know what I mean!
Then in the beginning...
You say it like this.
No, no.
In the beginning you say "suck it up."
Suck it up.
Choke it.
Give it back!
You know what I mean!
You know, don't you?!
Because you're human.
Look at me!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san who can't get his head around lyrics no matter what song plays.
I heard that you have lyrics for your theme song. What kind of lyrics do you have?
Of course we have lyrics.
Of course we do!
Our theme song.
Our theme song. First of all, the song...
The song... I don't want you to say it all of a sudden...
What was it again?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya
That's right, that's right.
We have lyrics for that song.
Really?
It seems like we had lyrics for the first song about five times.
Who made the song?
Um... Nakanishi Rei.
Ah, he's old-fashioned.
Yes, Nakanishi Rei and Akuyu...
Nakanishi Rei and Akuyu...
Nakanishi Rei is also a lyricist!
That lyricist and lyricist worked together to make this song, so I think it's a great song!
That's stupid!
Who wrote the song?
Did you two write it?
Ah, that's right!
Tell me about it.
What?
What did Golden Combi make?
That's what I've been telling you.
You're big-oted.
That's what I've been telling you.
Summer, you've said this before, haven't you?
You've started saying it all of a sudden, haven't you, Summer?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, what?
That's what I've been telling you.
You'll just...?
That's what I've been telling you.
After all of that...
♪ Tell her you love her ♪
♪ That's fine, right! ♪
♪ No way, no way, no way ♪
Today, umm...
I thought I'd challenge something I hadn't done in a while...
Not again...
Huh?
Not again...
No, you're being a jerk again.
Don't make me laugh.
No, it's not like you're making me laugh.
Um... today, um...
Isn't it?
Today, um...
I'm thinking of doing something dangerous.
You don't do dangerous things.
Why are you laughing?
What's wrong?
Say it again.
You're laughing all the time.
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