AISubs v3.4
Tokyo Pier is so funny
Sakura, how did it go?
Sakura, you messed up
Did I?
It rained a lot
That's right
You know, Sakura
Why do you make up stories when it rains?
You really hate it, don't you, Sakura?
Sakura, are you criticizing me?
No, no, I'm not criticizing you
Sakura, you should have thought about it more
Don't you think so?
You should have thought about it more
I'll mess up, so...
Good morning
Could you two do me a favor?
Yes
My wife would like to watch the opening
Oh, really?
I'm sorry, but...
No, no, no
I'd like to say hello
Oh, yes, yes
Wife!
Wife?
Thank you for coming
Thank you for taking care of my husband all the time
She used to be an idol singer
I broke up with her, but I forced her to marry me and retire
Yes
Right?
Today...
Well...
I...
Right?
Please...
I...
Right?
Can I have this?
Please
Well...
What's this? It's disgusting!
I ate it like this...
You ate it with all your might
That's right
Isn't my wife still alive?
No
I want you to eat it
It stinks!
No, no
Please try it
It's my favorite dish
It's disgusting!
Right?
Eat it with green onion
Please eat it
Right?
It's delicious
Please eat it
I can't eat it
I'll make it for you later
No, no
I'm sorry, I'll make it for you later
It doesn't open
What's wrong? Are you mad?
No, no, no.
No, I'm sure you'll eat it later.
Thank you.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Then we'll go over there.
Yes, we'll go over there.
Please eat this.
Yes, thank you.
Let's go, Kana.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Yes, Kana.
Did you have fun?
Is this a lesson?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The world's most beautiful woman and heart- pounding passionate kiss battle!
The five of us will play three games.
Three games.
We'll win in each game.
As I said earlier, the world's most beautiful woman and heart-pounding passionate kiss battle!
Thank you!
It's not about money or anything like that.
We've earned a lot of money.
It's not about money or anything like that.
It's not about you guys watching this on TV.
By the way, this is the first time for our producer and wife to visit our show.
Thank you for having us.
It's so lovey-dovey.
It's so passionate.
Then, let's start the game!
The first round is "Beauty's Temptation", lovey- dovey game!
It's easy.
I'll tell you what to do.
There are five phones in this game.
You can choose one phone at a time.
Choose one.
Let's see which phone I'll call.
It's ringing.
You can kiss.
It's ringing. You can kiss.
It's ringing. It's ringing.
It's like a ringtone.
Then, you'll kiss me, right?
Yes.
How tall are you?
I'm British!
You're British!
You're so pretty!
Nice to meet you!
Wait a second! Wait a second!
Wait a second!
What is it?
Hey, wife.
You don't have any money, do you?
What?
Hey, wife.
During the show...
Bring some money for Mr. Yama.
Excuse me, wife.
What is this?
Huh?
What is this?
I'm pretty, too.
No, I...
What is this?
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
Am I not allowed?
During the show...
Who brought me here?
I don't know who.
You have to bring something better than me.
No, that's not it.
Hey, wife.
Wife, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Huh?
What's wrong?
I'm begging you.
It's during the show, wife.
Right?
What is it?
I'm begging you.
Excuse me, wife.
You can't do that.
Excuse me, let me move forward.
Huh? What's wrong?
Huh?
Do you want me to do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
Wife...
When will you...
Huh?
Well, you know...
The plan might change, right?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Look, you're a beautiful woman, so...
Well, you're Japanese, so it's fine.
You'll never know once you're out there.
I see.
You can be the world's most beautiful woman, right?
Well, I understand.
Then, this time...
Right?
This time...
Well, you're a beautiful woman, so it's fine, right?
Yes, yes.
Right?
No, no, just this time.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, wife.
Eddie-san, is it okay for you to do it here?
With a board?
I'm counting on you.
Yeah.
Um...
Well, then...
Are you going to pull out the board?
Huh? Really?
Well, then...
Whoever comes up first...
...can kiss the beautiful woman.
So...
Yes.
Let's do it!
Go ahead!
What's with the order?
It's the same.
I'm counting on you.
I'm really counting on you.
Let's do it!
I'm counting on you.
I'm really counting on you.
Don't come near me!
Don't leave me.
I'm really counting on you.
I'm going to call the beauty and say "thank you for the food"!
I hope you're not offended.
I'm going to set up the table.
Raise your hands.
It's the same.
It's a tie!
The winner is...
Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Congratulations!
I was really scared.
It's a shame.
It would have been better if you had won.
Let's take this.
Congratulations!
Now, it's a kiss from a beautiful woman!
When I said I needed you
You said you would always stay
It wasn't me who changed for you
And now you've gone away
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
My soul has been sucked out.
Congratulations!
Wait a minute...
What is this?!
I'm begging you!
What are you doing?!
Where's the next country?!
Get away from me!
Let's get our heads together and play a real video game!
Next up is "Vision Mero Mero"!
"AI's Billi Billi Machine"!
This game is easy, too!
There are five machines, so choose one you like!
But there's only one!
One that doesn't have electricity flowing!
If you win, you get a kiss from a beautiful woman!
This is the worst!
You can have electricity flowing, but you can't even kiss!
That's right!
The winner of this game will be kissed...
by a Russian woman!
She's really hot!
Let's play!
Go home.
Why are you being like this?
Go home.
I'm sorry!
I'm not going!
What?
I'm not going!
What's wrong with you?
Why?
Why did this happen when I'm here?
Why?
No, no!
I don't like this!
I don't like it if it's not prettier than me!
It's pretty!
Yes, yes, yes!
You're not going?
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
You're not going?
I'm sorry!
You're the boss, so you don't have to go!
You said you'd only go once!
Do you want to go again?
No, no!
You're an idol singer!
I'm not going to pro-wrestle!
No, no!
You're an idol singer!
Are you serious?
You're an idol singer!
You have pride!
What's the problem?
There's nothing.
There's nothing, right?
Look, look, Kanae.
You're a senior in the entertainment world, you know.
Right?
Who cares?
What's the problem?
Well, we only have three rounds left.
If we don't put this in, both of them will go to waste.
But, you know...
Just for this time!
Yes.
Um, really...
Let's do it one last time!
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
Right, Kanae?
I also...
Um...
I know I'm the only one like that.
Um...
Just one more time!
But, you know...
Just one more time!
Then, let's do it one last time!
Now!
Then, let's choose one!
Yes.
Yes!
Then, I'll...
This one.
I'll go with this one.
Can you go with it?
Can I go with this one?
Then, I'll go with the middle one.
I don't know about this one.
This one...
It's Kitaro Smith, right?
If it comes, it's safe!
That's weird!
If it comes, it's out!
You can't kiss!
That's right.
You can't kiss.
If it comes, you can't kiss.
You can't kiss.
That's scary!
That's scary, but I want you to wear it.
Then!
Let's have the beautiful woman switch it on!
Please!
Wow!
It's here!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You are lying!
It's happening! It's happening!
They are coming! They are coming!
They are really coming!
You are lying!
It's happening!
What, you are lying!
Who's not here yet?
Who?
Look, look.
No, he's here, he's here.
Who?
Look, look, look.
I'm here too.
Here you are, liar!
You're here!
You lied to me!
You're here!
If you didn't come, I'd really do it!
That's true.
You didn't come at all.
The winner is... Yamasaki Osake!
Congratulations!
I'm happy.
Because I can kiss a beautiful woman.
No problem!
Now, then...
I'm grateful.
This is a beautiful woman's kiss!
Please!
It's delicious!
You're making fun of me.
Let's make it as long as two short films.
And last but not least, beautiful and ugly, fateful lucky trump!
And last but not least, from 1 to 6.
Please choose one.
And now, beautiful will appear...
Yes!
And beautiful will do this...
The last one!
Yes!
With the same number of cards!
Yes!
Pittanko! Pittanko!
Yes!
Beautiful and ugly!
Yes!
Where is the next beautiful one?!
Yes!
The last beautiful one is...
From England and Russia!
America!
Yes!
Wow! You scared me!
That's...
Huh?
Your nose is itching.
That's weird!
American beautiful woman.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Please cut my nose.
It doesn't itch? It doesn't itch?
No, I'm serious.
You cut my nose!
It's so cute!
What do you mean?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's not cute!
It's from America, isn't it?
America.
Look, it's like a playmate.
You don't have to run away from there.
Of course.
So you're from America, right?
America.
What do you mean?
Cowgirl.
So you're from America?
This is my last fight.
I want you to do it like you planned.
Yes, please.
You didn't plan it like that, did you?
No, but...
You're a beautiful woman, right?
You're not in America?
You're not?
Did you return it?
I did.
Why?
Even though I'm here.
Cowgirl.
Right?
Right.
Why do you ask?
Look.
He's an idol.
If you say "then" it's too much for me.
This is a healthier place.
Why "then"?
This is the producer's request.
Yes.
Why?
Let's do it like you said.
That's...
We've never done it like this before.
It's okay on the screen.
But it's rude to talk like this.
I see.
Hey.
Are you the leader?
No, I'm not.
But you're amazing.
No, I'm not.
You're not amazing?
No, I'm not.
But when you look at me...
What's wrong?
This.
No, this.
You're the leader.
I'm not the leader?
You're a senior in the entertainment world.
Right?
You're a senior.
But you know what you want to do.
That's why I want to do it.
That's why I returned it.
You say you're beautiful, but I can't believe it.
Am I beautiful?
Why did you stay?
You're crazy.
No, you're crazy.
That's right.
That's what you want to do.
What do you want to do?
I want you to leave me alone.
Did you leave her alone?
No, no, no.
We're always together.
We want to kiss you, right?
We used to kiss you in the past.
Really?
I stole it.
Can you say that name?
So...
I'm leaving you alone.
There are five of us and six of you.
What are you going to do?
Is it possible for all of us to be safe?
Let's do it one more time.
One more time?
Isn't it safe?
No, no, no.
Let's do it one more time.
Then you won't be filmed.
I'll be filmed.
You'll also release this DVD, right?
Right?
I won't release it.
You won't release it?
I won't release it.
There's nothing I can do about it.
Jeez!
You should release two DVDs.
Why?
Why not?
One DVD is not enough.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's have fun.
Sit here.
Can I look at it?
No, you can look at it yourself.
It doesn't look good.
Do you want me to show you only this?
Only the release?
Yes.
I wanted to eat this.
Hey!
This is it.
It's not good.
The way you say it is not good.
It's beautiful.
Show it to your wife.
I'm counting on you.
Hey, don't rush.
Wow!
One more time.
You know it.
What will you do next time?
That's a save.
Let's end it now.
Give me a chance.
They say you can pass up to three times, but let's do it three times.
What if you can't do it three times?
Why?
Why did you become a host?
I tried to break the rules.
I'm counting on you.
Wow!
One more time.
It's only three times.
One more time.
Two!
Who?
You!
Wow!
I'm happy!
I'm so happy!
You can't go!
What?
You can't go.
Me?
You can't go.
No?
Go home.
You can go home, too!
Wait!
You can go home, too!
No!
You can go home, too!
No!
You can go home, too!
I don't care about him! I don't care about you guys!
I'm sorry.
I don't care about you guys!
You're the producer's wife!
It can't be helped!
You're the producer's wife!
Wait a minute! Seriously!
The game is over! Let's kiss!
The game is over!
Wait a minute! Really!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
I love you!
It's not good for your health!
Wow!
The power is no longer...
There's no more power!
Mr. Hamada!
Please come back, Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Hamada!
(breathing heavily)
He's dead.
Where am I?
(laughing)
You're sucking it all up.
(laughing)
Cut!
In other words, please specify the name that will become popular in 20 years.
One thing I can say is...
Um...
I don't think there will be anything called "name" in 20 years.
Wow, you said something amazing.
I did say something amazing.
But what will you do if you don't have a name?
What do you mean?
You won't be able to ask for it, right?
Like "Matsumoto-kun"...
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
You won't be able to say "Hitoshi-kun"...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Um...
Um... Recently, everyone has become more and more greedy.
Um... For example, even with cell phones...
Yes, yes, yes.
One person isn't enough anymore, right?
Yes.
It's pretty common for people to have at least two.
Also, well, a sidecar...
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
A sidecar?
A second car?
(laughing)
I don't really see people riding sidecars.
(laughing)
No, no, no, no, no...
I knew it as soon as you said it, didn't I?
Ah, no! I knew it!
But I knew it at about the same speed as you all!
No, it's totally fine.
No, I'm just making excuses.
Everyone is becoming more and more greedy.
Yes, yes, yes.
They're becoming greedy, and in the future,
the number of Japanese people will continue to increase like it did before.
I see.
But in order for the economy to circulate,
one or two people will definitely become necessary.
I see.
Yes.
Especially more and more elderly people...
No, it's fine! Just look at their names!
For example, "Hiroshi" or "Takashi".
(laughing)
"Mitsuko" or "Kyoko".
(laughing)
"Hello! I'm Tanaka Mitsuko" or "Kyoko".
(laughing)
At first you said you didn't have a name.
(laughing)
That's why! One week...
One week, I was like...
You suddenly switched it up!
(laughing)
You said you didn't have a name, so you kept thinking about it.
No, no, no. This isn't half a joke.
Why is it like that? That's weird.
It's like a cafe. It's not like a bar.
(laughing)
I'm sorry, but bars are all cafes!
(laughing)
Well, it's definitely going to be like that.
Also, "Taro of Jiro".
(laughing)
Hey, that's an exaggeration! What do you mean "of Jiro"?
(laughing)
Are you stupid?
(laughing)
If Sato...
Hey!
(laughing)
What does "if" mean?
(laughing)
What does "if" mean?
Your name!