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(The audience cheers)
Is this story about...
What is it?
Is it about the guy who came to you when you were out of service?
What is it about?
The guy who came to you when you were out of service.
Last week.
Oh, that's right!
It's usually like that.
Then you should have come a week ago!
It's not like you should come now and say "wow"!
You're being too modest!
Why?
What?
Why did you come again?
It's not like you should come!
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I really don't know what's going to happen.
Yeah, really.
If you say that, I don't know if I'll get angry.
Of course you won't.
I want you to make me angry.
If you make me angry...
I really want you to make me angry.
My back hurts.
Really?
It's been a while since I had back pain.
Yeah.
Honestly, I don't even have a chance to talk in a place like this.
No, I want to go back to Ichimoku-san.
What's wrong with you?
I want to go back naked.
You want to go back naked?
No, I'm really, really sorry.
What's wrong? Do you have a problem?
No, I don't have a problem.
Oh, you have back pain.
I do have back pain.
To be honest.
Oh, you do?
That's right.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your partner?
My back hurts. I don't know. I haven't cried in a while.
Do you have any bad habits?
This is tough.
Right now, I'm in second place.
But I've gone up to eighth place.
Oh, no. I'm in seventh place.
Where's the highest place?
Oh, that time...
I don't know!
It's sixth place.
That's your goal, right?
I don't know.
It's not sixth place.
It's sixth place, but...
When I brush my teeth, my back hurts.
Humans don't notice unless we're not paying attention, right?
It's okay because we do "gara gara gara" and "peh!"
If you do "gara gara gara" and "peh!" because you have a backache, it's "peh!"
- Because you can't bend over? - Because you can't bend over, it's "peh rooh!"
You can do "peh!" a little.
You can do "peh!" even if you can't do it like this.
What do you mean "peh?"
I mean...
If you do "peh!" here, it'll be dull, right?
If you do "peh!" a little here, it'll be like this.
You can't do it like "peh!" like that.
Don't you want to say "peh!" more manly?
Can't you say "peh!" here?
Say "peh!"
You can say it out loud, but it's not always like that.
- No, but... - Washing your hair is hard, too.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
Why can't you leave it closed?
You can take a shower and leave it like this.
That's not it!
Ah, I see.
Well, that's not it, but...
- You have to do it, right? - Yes, like this.
- That's hard. - That's right.
If you do it once, you can't do it again.
- Ah, I see. - It's at 23, I won't do it again.
- Ah, it's at 22... - Either way is fine.
- I want to tell you! - No, no, it's fine when you're in your 20s.
- It's fine when you're 2 or 3 years old. - No, no, it's fine when you're in your 20s.
- It's fine when you're 10 years old. - That's the only way.
- Yeah. - At that time, I was going to put on my socks in the morning...
- I was going to put on my socks in the morning and I heard a "kakun" sound.
- It's fine if it comes suddenly or if you notice it. It really goes "stooooon"!
- It fell? - It fell. It fell like "stooooon"!
- When you hear it... - From there? - From there on! - That's true!
- There's no helping it. - It doesn't hurt right now? - No, you're talking nonsense.
- No, when you're quiet... - Yeah, you'll be more excited.
- You'll be more excited, more itching, and more trembling. - No, you're wrong!
- There's no helping it! - Oh, I see...
If you do it wrong, you'll end up like this.
Well, that's fine.
It's my fault.
You don't have to say it.
No, I mean it!
You're right.
This year, the cherry blossoms have already bloomed.
That's right.
You're glad, aren't you?
Yes.
How was it? Did you see the cherry blossoms?
No, I didn't.
What do you mean you didn't?
You didn't see the cherry blossoms, did you?
I've never seen them.
Right?
I'm sorry to say this, but I honestly don't think cherry blossoms are beautiful at all.
What are you talking about? You guys are so excited about it.
That's all there is to it, you excited guys.
What do you mean?
There's no other way than to get drunk and get excited about it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, cherry blossoms are beautiful even from a distance, right?
What do you mean "even if you dive in"?
Even if you dive in, you can still see it.
Even if you don't look at it closely, you can still see it, right?
No, no, of course you can see it.
This is the first time I've seen something this beautiful from a distance.
Didn't you say it was beautiful earlier?
No, it'd be better if it was bigger.
The cherry blossoms.
It's like this, right?
If only one of them was bigger, I'd be more excited about it, but...
Even if you don't drink, you'd be excited about it, right?
If it were this big of a cherry blossom...
If only one of them was bigger, I'd be more excited about it, but...
I guess we can't do that, can we?
I'm sorry, really.
No, not at all.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's fine. You don't have to apologize.
Shall we play rock, paper, scissors?
He hasn't introduced himself even once.
That's right.
If there was a Katsura-taisho in all of Japan, it would be Matsumoto-san.
Please tell me when to buy Katsura.
You don't know much about Katsura, do you?
What do you mean about Katsura?
I read a book about people wearing Katsura.
There was a story about how hard it is to buy a new Katsura.
For example, if you say you bought a new car, it's obvious that you bought a new car.
If you say "how's it going?", people will say "well, it's not good".
But you don't say "I bought a new Katsura", do you?
You don't say it, do you?
That means no one asks you "how's that Katsura?", do you?
No one asks you, do you?
That means no one knows what's wrong with the Katsura.
This is information that doesn't come out at all.
I heard there are many things no one asks you.
But it's no use.
It's like a Katsura and only the people who wear it can be called nerds or that kind of things.
That might be good, but it's just personal play.
It's not for anyone...
Oh, him too... oh, him too...
Those who wear it know, don't they?
They do, those who wear them know.
Absolutely not.
Even in the elevator, they're like "what should we do? Should we say it or not?"
But you can't say either of them.
I understand.
That's the sad part.
Even if you say it, you made it for yourself, didn't you?
That's right.
It hurts a lot.
In winter mornings.
This "pachi pachi" hurts a lot.
It hurts a lot!
I don't want to do it.
But you can't help it.
When I wake up in the morning, my "pachi" hurts.
So I cover it up and say "pachi" in the afternoon.
Just once?
Yes, just once.
You can't do it like that.
The wind is strong in winter.
So you can't do it like that.
You can't put it in a post and say "pachi" and it hurts.
You can't do it like that.
Why not?
It's really hard.
Did you know?
You can only press the front button for "katsura".
- Oh, I see. If you wear it like this, you can take it off. - There may be times when you have to take it off with something, right?
- Oh, I see. - That's why "katsura" people never wear "kaburi" clothes like this "v-sater".
- It's definitely a button, right? - It's definitely a button.
No, no, it's not like that!
I don't know if you look here or here!
- To be honest... - It's hard to tell what's going on, isn't it?
- Oh, is that so? It looks like it's really hard, doesn't it? - Yeah.
You said it was hard because you were sweating, didn't you?
I mean, there's no one who doesn't have anything, right?
- This area is definitely swollen. - There's something left somewhere.
There's something left somewhere, right? You wear it like this, right?
Then you sweat and your hands get wet.
But "katsura" doesn't get wet, right?
Obviously, it's wet from here on down!
It's dry from here on down!
Those two cultures are amazing!
You said it, didn't you?
I said it, didn't I? I wrote it, didn't I?
You wrote it, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
It looks like you're having a hard time.
I see.
Tell me when you're going to change it.
Damn it!
Will you end up like this, Mr. Amata?
When are you going to change it?
Tell me when you're going to change it.
Of course, there are times like that.
There are, right?
Of course, there are. It's like that for everything.
Are there times like that when you can't draw anymore?
Yes, there are.
For example, when you're changing your pants.
Yes, yes, yes.
If it gets sloppy like this...
Of course.
When you're changing it.
Of course.
I don't know, but when you're changing your bra...
This bra...
Damn it!
What kind of...
Even if you're going to wear it normally, your nipples are sticking out.
What do you mean?
Even if you're going to wear it twice...
It's already...
It's already too much and sloppy.
No, will your bra become sloppy?
I want to know.
I want to know when you're going to change it.
Are you tired of it?
It's fine now.
I'm tired of this pattern.
Is that it?
Right?
It's not like that.
It's like...
It'll...
It'll come back to itself?
Then you should fix it!
It changes like...
I don't change it many times but...
That's what it's like.
It won't work if you change it.
I'm not sure.
I want to know when you're going to change it.
Yeah, yeah...
I mean, you canWait backstage.
To make sure you're not beating my head off.
I've heard that you should change it.
- Really? - Yes.
- You don't have that? - Surprisingly, I don't have it.
But you know, people who have money have versions.
- Ah, well... - For summer and winter, you know...
- That's right. - A slightly longer version.
- Yes, well... - Then...
If you don't wear a slightly longer version, you'll be called a short-haired man.
- You don't want everyone to know, do you? - That's right, that's right.
- Then I'll go short-haired... - Yes.
- And I'll go back to a shorter version... - Yes.
- And I'll come back. - That's right.
- So if you buy a shorter version and look at your bag, you'll definitely have a longer version. - It's in there!
That's amazing!
Don't say it anymore!
Just say it, say it!
It's so hard!
Hey!
- I'll be careful. - I'll be careful!
- It's really scary! - Leave it. It's scary.
There's something like that. It's a threat, isn't it?
- It's not a threat, it's harassment. - It's harassment, isn't it?
- Can you say it? - No, I can't say it.
- But, you know, there are some high-ranking people... - Hamada...
- Right? - Yeah.
- Actually... - Yeah.
- I'm doing like this. - Show me.
- I'm holding it tight.
- Wait, wait. Your posture is weird.
- Why are you doing like this?
- No, when I say it, I say it like that. - If you don't say it, it's fine.
- No, no, no. - Why are you doing like this?
- No, when I say it, I say it like this.
- I don't say things like "I'm gonna quit." - Hamada, I'm like this, too.
- Mosser!
- This is not me!
- This is me!
- First of all, I have a question for Mosser, the number one hero in the entertainment world. - That's right.
- Tell me about the transformation pose of Kamen Rider Eros, which only you know about.
- It's a little funny.
- Kamen Rider Eros...
- Tell me about it.
- What is it?
- More than the transformation pose, what kind of Rider is Kamen Rider Eros?
- What does he look like?
- To be honest, there are people like Shocker, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But they're all naked women with their upper body exposed.
- "E! E!"
- "Buren! Buren!" - They say things like that.
- "Whoa! The Shocker governor is shaking!"
Your governor won't let you shake forever!
What kind of rider are you, Cameraman Eros?
No, I'm...
I'm just wearing one pair of pants.
One pair of pants. I usually wear one pair of pants.
Doesn't it make sense for you to transform?
No, transforming doesn't make it one pair of pants.
- Oh, I see! - Yes, it does.
- So you usually wear one pair of pants? - Yes.
You're just a pervert!
No, no! I follow the rules very well!
Shall we stop?
I'm not yet... red!
I'm doing it properly.
- So you're telling me to teach you how to transform? - Yes, please.
What does it look like?
I'm walking in one pair of pants, right?
- Cameraman Eros... - Cameraman Eros is walking.
For example, like you said, there's a woman who dug her own grave.
- Right? - Yes.
- So you found it! - Yes.
- This is transforming. - She's saying "burin burin burin burin"!
- What? - Burin burin! Burin burin!
Burin burin! Burin burin!
Say it more freely! Burin burin! Burin burin!
Burin burin! Burin burin!
- She's walking like this. - Burin burin!
Burin burin!
Say something!
But I haven't done anything!
You haven't done anything!
Burin burin came right in front of you!
Why didn't you do anything when it came right in front of you?!
I haven't done anything!
Say something! You're crazy! You keep saying burin burin!
You know, I always think about it, as a hero.
When you come out and you're like "Wow, what should I call for?" and you get beaten up, right?
Yes, yes.
"I haven't done anything!" You say that sometimes, right?
I see.
I hate that!
Just coming out, isn't that discrimination?!
There were many monsters who seemed to be beaten up because they seemed like they were somehow evil!
I haven't done anything!
There was.
There was, right?
Just peeking out of the window.
Just peeking out of the window!
Was it Jango Geluge?
Balom-An and Balom-An's Kumigeluge.
Oh, Kumigeluge!
Kumigeluge said "peek out of the window."
Just peeking out of the window!
Balom-An beat me up so badly!
No, no, no, no, no!
Just peeking out of the window!
Just peeking out of the window to see what the kids were watching on TV!
That surprised me!
No, I mean...
Teach me how to transform!
Hurry up and transform!
Ah, of course! Of course I will!
You will, won't you?
Yes!
Um... yes.
It's fine.
Anyway, you're here, right?
You came out like "bang," right?
Again, you guys have no evidence!
Right?
Yes.
Again, you guys have no evidence!
You came out like "bang," right?!
This hero came out like "bang," right?
Eros?
Ah!
I won't let you do as you please!
Stop that "bang," "bang," you son of a bitch!
You're too big!
Ah! Watch out!
Stop it!
You've worked hard for it, haven't you?
You've accumulated it, haven't you?
You haven't, have you?
Don't lower me!
Every year at this time of year, I feel like there's a lot of road construction going on, but...
I heard they're looking for something other than roads to fix.
What exactly are you looking for?
Ah, this is...
Umm...
It's been a while...
Should I decide?
You're blushing!
It's been a while, but I think you should decide.
- Really? - Yes.
It's just a road construction.
I don't know anything else.
Umm...
If I say this...
It's been decided for too long...
To be honest...
I've become too cool.
I want to be hugged, but I can't!
Women are like that.
They're too cool.
Yes, yes. That's fine.
What?!
My nipples are like...
- I'm excited. - Why are you excited?
- I'm too cool. - I see.
- It's been a while, but should I decide?! - Please.
Are you looking for something?
- What for? - Can you decide for me?
I'll decide in one fell swoop!
- I see! - Okay.
Can I say it?
Please. What?
- That road construction. - Yes.
- That road construction... - Yes.
Umm... Okay, okay, okay.
Can I make up my mind?
But you should have made up your mind earlier, En- chan.
If you drag it out like that, you know...
I'm looking for so-called "buried gold".
But even if you say "buried gold"...
What a shame!
You should say "tax gold"!
What's with this way of deciding things?
I didn't decide it!
I didn't say it!
But you decided it just now!
But...
Right?!
Didn't you decide it just now?!
Right?!
If everyone's applause and laughter don't say it, then it's okay.
Why are you acting like you took a step back?
Wait!
Everyone's doing it like this...
Why can't you do it together?!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Do it together!
Follow me!
To my...
Hey!
Yes?
I'm really doing it!
Then do it again.
Say it again.
Me too.
Everyone in the company.
Seriously.
That is...
Actually...
We're looking for...
Buried gold.
Don't say "tax gold"!
Your face is dead.
Your face is dead! I thought you were a customer!
Not good at all.
I'm sorry.
Keep up the good work.
Now!
Is that enough?
Then I'll do Kamen Rider Eros.
That's enough!
That's enough with Eros.
Take it, disciple!
I won't!
It doesn't even have a shape.
Yassan, Yassan.
Yassan, what are you doing?
Yassan, you said you'd take it, but you're actually throwing it back!
You have to throw it back!
Give me the camera!
Yes.
Let's go!
I'm already waiting.
OK!
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
Don't you have any memory?
Boingyo, boingyo.
Bling, bling!
This is tiring.
What?
This is tiring.
Of course I'll choose rock.
Don't you choose rock!
Eros doesn't exist anyway, so I don't care!
Don't say things like evil spirits are tiring!
The main thing is transformation, so I don't care!
OK!
Wow!
You're soaking wet today!
Boingyo!
Hurry up and transform!
Transform!
Transform and you'll live!
Because I don't have anything.