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- Today is an amazing day. - What day?
- Hoshimon Frog Day. - What?
- Suga-san is going to be a big bumble bee. - Really?
- It's perfect. - Really?
- Prize money is 3 million yen. - What? 3 million yen?
- Really? - Why? Is there something like that?
- It's a celebration of 600 times. - Ah, I see.
- Really? - Really?
- So, 3 million yen prize money. - I see.
- This is for you to get 3 million yen. - I see.
- But if it's 3 million yen, it's a lot of money for 5 people, right? - Yes.
- It's 1 million yen. - It is.
- But it is. - But it's good.
- We all work hard for it, don't we?
- Then, it's 100 yen. - 100 yen.
- 40 yen. 40 yen. - You're right.
- Why? - I'm glad.
- Do we have it here? - It has to be here, right?
- 40, 40. - You guys have to have it in this place.
- It has to be in here. - It has to be here, right?
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Don't say things like that!
This person is really like a producer's mirror.
Amazing!
But you know...
I don't know what you're getting it for.
It's a simple game.
Is this enough?
Seriously?
Because...
You wanted to give it up...
That's right!
I have something to do and have to go out...
I have money ready for you.
Wow!
Can you show me?
I'll leave this with you.
You have to do it like you're giving it up.
I see.
I think we're done for today...
So I'll let you use this.
You're really good at this!
We're not like you!
So...
I'm sorry...
Please take care of it.
I'm sorry!
Please take care of it!
I'm sorry!
We're giving it up!
Right, Koba-chan?
We're giving it up!
It's a prize!
Thank you!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
This is amazing!
I don't know how many producers there are in Japan!
This is amazing!
It's amazing!
I've never seen anything like it!
It's okay!
Koba's taking care of it!
Yes!
Let's play the game now!
Let's play it now!
Yes!
Let's do it!
In the first episode of "Kids Use It or Not!",
"Suga-chan Presents His Dream Prize of 3 Million Yen"!
"Last of Bubble" third match!
As I said last time,
today we're doing "Suga-chan Presents"!
We did it!
It's over-sweet!
Thank you!
Let's do it a little more!
Let's go eat some bread and fugu!
Let me say the rules one more time!
Let's work together and clear the game!
Yes!
You can get one million yen per game!
That's amazing!
There are three games in total.
If you clear all of them, you can get three million yen!
It's a simple game, isn't it?
Let's get started with the game!
The first game is...
If you collect 50 video tapes in three minutes, you can get one million yen!
It's easy, isn't it?
Is it over if you collect all of them?
If you collect all of them in three minutes, you can get one million yen!
It's easy, isn't it?
You don't even need three of them, do you?
I'll show you how hard I'm trying to make you do it!
You're serious!
Wow!
If you say "Wow" when you see me, it's okay.
One million yen!
You can get five million yen!
That's good!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Ready...
There's nothing to lose!
Slowly, slowly.
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright!
We're halfway there!
We're going for the end!
I got this!
I got it! I got it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You're getting too close!
Wow!
There's still hope!
I'm going to get drunk.
Why?
I'm going to get drunk.
No, you're not!
Hey, listen to me!
Yanaoka!
Hey!
Don't make me get drunk!
Hey, you're going to break the camera!
Hey, get out of the way!
I'm not doing it!
I'm not good at it!
You're doing it!
I'm fine!
You said it!
You're doing it!
Ow, ow, ow!
It's night time!
Hey!
You're getting drunk!
No, I'm fine.
I'm not getting anything.
I'm fine!
How many minutes are left?
I'm fine!
Time's up.
Hey!
Excuse me!
Hey!
You're not getting the camera, are you?
Hey!
What's with that guy?
There's no reason for me to do it.
It has nothing to do with the camera.
You know, that guy was like this.
No, you can't do that.
That's weird.
Do it.
Do it already!
No, it's just the rules.
What rules?
Just the rules.
No, don't blame me.
I know, we can do it.
But it's just the rules.
Someone got in the way.
Who was it?
There's only two left.
Take 200 yen.
Why did you put it in there?
It's a waste of money.
You're a loser.
Which show are you talking about?
It's a waste of money.
If you eat 100 times in 3 minutes, you'll get 1 million yen!
It's only 3 minutes.
I feel like it's more expensive than before.
But it's 100 times, so if you eat 20 times in 5 people...
It's only 3 minutes, so you can do it.
You can do it.
If you say yes, will you put it in next?
Raise your hand if you say yes.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
It's about this amount.
Isn't it a little less?
Is it okay?
Let's go.
It's amazing.
There you go!
Go!
- Go! - Go now!
Go now!
There you go!
What?
Don't be slow!
Go now!
You too!
Too slow!
You still play dirty!
Are you okay?
- Go for it! - How does it feel?
Are you tired?
You got have a look in my eyes!
Go on!
Here you are.
Hurry up!
You tried so hard.
Come on, come on.
Hurry up!
Take it.
Hey, what's this?
Stop eating it!
Hey, it's impossible.
Here you are.
Hey, don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
What are you doing?
Don't eat it.
What's this?
Hey, break this.
Give me the soba.
What am I doing?
Time's up!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's hard for me to get another million yen, but I'll do my best for a million yen, so let's reset and do it again.
Time's up!
I'm hungry.
You can't eat it.
I won't eat it.
Thank you for your hard work.
I had no choice.
You're annoying.
It's been a while since I watched First Midland.
Since you're back, why don't we move on to the next game?
Farming, right?
Yeah, me too.
It's farming.
I haven't said it in a while.
It's been about 10 years.
It's farming.
All right, it's the last one!
Okay.
The last game is...
If you catch 10 of them in 3 minutes, you win!
Definitely!
One person, 2 tickets!
Yes!
Definitely!
I'm counting on you!
It's already 3 minutes.
It's 3 minutes!
Let's catch 2 of them.
2 tickets.
Okay.
Let's go!
Ready?
Ready...
Okay!
Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
One person, 1 ticket!
Hide! Hide! Hide!
It's easy.
It's easy!
Okay!
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Don't do that!
What are you doing?
Put it in! Put it in!
Sorry, ma'am!
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Put it in! Put it in!
Don't put it in!
Put it in! Don't put it in!
It's in! It's in!
Hey! You're amazing!
Hey!
Time's up!
Hey!
You're amazing!
Hey!
Hey! Time's up!
You're rich!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Why are you in the car like this?
Well, you know, I'm happy today.
Why are you so happy?
Well, I don't know. Maybe I'm just like you.
I don't know who you are yet.
You're disgusting.
Well, you know...
The other day...
Yes.
I was so hungry...
Yes, yes.
I was driving around Shibuya with Imada.
You know those selfie videos?
Yes, I do.
You say "I won't go."
Oh, really? I don't mind.
Shall we go?
Well, let's go.
No, no, let's not go.
Well, I'm not really interested in it.
Well, you know...
Let's not go.
P.O. took a picture of me when he was choosing.
Well, you know...
When you go in...
There's another movie...
Yes, yes.
And you're like...
Yes, yes, yes.
And you're so scared.
And they make it so it's easy to get in.
But when you go in there, it's all erotic!
Ah, yes.
Right?!
From the video to the DVD, it's all erotic. It's like a kingdom.
I was like, "Wow, that's amazing!"
You're a little happy.
A little happy? Well, I guess I'm happy!
That's how it is!
Right?!
And I was like, "Whoa!" And when I looked at it, I was surprised.
You know my Georgia black teacher?
Yes, yes.
I just cut out his big poster and his face.
And his eyes were black and he had a mouth like this.
It was so round!
I recommend this corner!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You're going to make me go crazy!
What?!
So you're not satisfied with the video?
No, I'm not satisfied with anything!
There's no such thing as satisfaction!
But I like you so much!
No, no, that's not what I mean!
No, no, no, no!
This is...
This hand...
Shut up!
What did you do?!
What did you do just now?
I said, "Look at this!"
This won't open, this won't open!
But I...
I said, "Even if you go out of your way,"
the clerk will scold you again,
so I'll tell you what to do.
So I'm begging you,
please buy me two of these.
You've seen it before, haven't you?!
No, no, I did buy two of them.
I definitely bought them.
But that's not where I recommend you to go.
You can say that!
I've been waiting for you to say that.
It's true that I bought them and went to the store.
But I don't know where to recommend you to go.
It's weird, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
You say it a lot, so it's like you're a representative of ero.
No, it's not like that!
I'm begging you!
Probably.
It's like you're a sex symbol or something!
No, I don't know what a symbol is!
It's just my imagination!
No, no, no, no!
It's you!
Which one of you is it?!
I feel like you're borrowing a lot of ero videos.
It's you!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
It's you, isn't it?!
You took a picture of me, didn't you?!
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm really mad!
I'm mad!
It's weird and I can't help it!
Why isn't it selling?!
I don't know.
Some talent is saying it!
Some magazine or something is saying it!
By the way, downtown guys don't know either!
Why?!
No, you said it yourself.
Even if you didn't say it there, you said it elsewhere, didn't you?
No, I didn't say it!
I'll say it, but I didn't say "foozaboo" more than average Japanese men!
No, no, no, you didn't?!
You didn't?!
Of course you say it a lot here!
"Gotanda no douya" like this, you say it!
I say it! I say it!
But that image is obvious!
I say it, and it's true that I've said it many times with my fingertips!
I say it! I say it!
I say it! I didn't say "foozaboo" with my fingertips!
But it's different!
It's totally different!
You've never been slashed in the butt with a pair of fingers?
Never!
You've never said something like that before?
You've never, right?
No.
But it doesn't matter if you have done it or not.
No, I'm not saying you shouldn't.
You're saying it, right?
I think that image exists.
But I'm really not like a common man.
I'll rent an AV and go on a trip.
Hey, I've never rented an AV in my life.
Why is that?
I'll take you home in the shade and you'll be like "Ah, I don't need an AV anymore."
I get it. You have that kind of image.
I don't have a *****.
I'm like *tsurun*.
Like a boiled egg.
I don't even have a *kei*.
I'm like *tsurun*.
- I have something to say. - What is it?
- Um... - You don't have money, do you?
You think I have money?
- You're making a lot of money this year. - Why are you saying that?
- Um... little by little... - Yes.
- We'll have a competition. - Oh, I see.
- I'm glad you said that. - I see.
- It's a good thing we're talking about it. - Yes.
- I've decided something right now. - Yes.
- Can I say it? - Yes, you can say it.
- If you don't mind me saying it... - Yes.
- Um... I'm thinking of running... - Yes.
- Um... I'm thinking of running... - Oh, I see.
- Jumping. - Yes.
- Why are you jumping again? - Um... I have confidence in myself.
- Oh, you're jumping again? - I think I can jump 4 or 5 meters easily.
- You can jump 5 meters?! - I think I can.
- 5 METERS?!
- I can jump. I'm sorry, but...
- Isn't it usually about 3 or 4 meters?
- No, no, no.
- People used to say that 1 meter isn't enough.
- That's what I used to think.
- It's a bit of a long statement, but...
- I don't say it that much.
- So!
- Let's say we have a 4 vs. 1 situation...
- And you say, "How much longer are you going to continue?"
- But if you continue...
- You guys are 4 people, right?
- Yes, we're 4 people.
- And I'm alone, right? - Yes.
- And you guys jump 4 times, right?
- Yes, that's right.
- Honestly, I can win against you guys just by jumping 3 times.
- Why?
- Because I'm a spring man!
- I'm not afraid of you guys!
- I think so.
- I think so, but... - You seem confident. - I am confident, but...
- I'm a little scared.
- I think I can easily jump over 4 meters on the first and second try.
- So, even if I say it three or four times, it's 42.
- Who said it?!
- I'm 38 years old.
- Can I jump over 4 meters with my 38-year-old body? - I see.
- So, I'm a little scared of you guys. - I see.
- So, you don't mind if I jump over 4 meters, do you? - I don't mind if you jump over 4 meters.
- Unless you jump over 3 meters. - What?!
- Are you serious?! - Yes. - I'm definitely going to win!
- I don't know. - Oh, come on. - Are you serious?!
- No, I'm serious. - So, are you going to jump over 3 meters?
No, I'm serious.
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
No, I'm serious.
I can't jump over 4 meters.
Well, but...
Well, you know...
- I can jump over 4 meters. - But I'm not that wide.
- I can't jump over 4 meters. - I can jump over 4 meters.
- I'm not that wide. - I can jump over 4 meters.
- Shut up!
So, are you going to launch me?
I think you'll win.
What is it?
I'm sure you'll win.
If it's 4x4, I'm sure you'll win.
4x4?
4 times per time, right?
Yes.
How many meters can you fly?
Maybe 3.20 meters or something like that.
Even if I fly, I don't think I can fly that much.
That's right. And 2.50 meters.
You can't fly at all.
You know me, right?
I'm amazing at leaping.
Really?
No, I was doing kendo.
Huh?
Kendo.
You don't care much about it.
No, I do care about it, but my voice...
Hey!
Come here!
My voice...
No, you don't care about it.
You don't care about it, do you?
I don't care about it.
You don't care about it, do you?
I don't care about it at all.
I want to fly more.
You want to fly?
Well, 3 meters...
Then...
Then let's say 3.50 meters.
And?
3.50 meters.
Then, as 3.50 meters, how many times 4?
14 meters.
14 meters, right?
And I'll definitely fly more than 4 meters.
And even if it's 4 meters, it's 16 meters because it's 7.16 meters, right?
Yes.
That means I'm different as a person.
And you're laughing at me, right?
No, I'm not.
You know me, right?
Even if I fly, I don't think I can walk in the air.
Really?
If you do that, you'll float.
I think you can do it for a little bit.
If you just step on it, you can do it.
As an amateur, sometimes you try to fly forward.
That's not the case. It's airtime.
It has speed, so even if you just fly up, you can move forward.
The point is how you maintain your airtime.
Even in the last match, I was so confident, but in the end I couldn't swim 50 meters.
I couldn't even reach the goal.
It's not that you couldn't swim, it's just that your eyeballs looked like they were going to pop out.
What are you talking about?
You were swimming and your eyeballs were popping out.
No, it's not like that.
It was so painful that my eyeballs looked like they were going to pop out.
But you could have done it.
As soon as you got up, your eyeballs popped out.
Can you do it?
No, I can't do it.
Even if you did it, your eyeballs would have popped out.
Senior...
Your eyelids would have popped out.
I thought you shouldn't do it.
If you have a problem with it, I'll let you do it.
In that case, I'll fly four times.
You'll fly five times and I'll fly four times and you'll fly four times.
You said you'd win perfectly.
But for the other person, I'm sorry, but let me decide.
For example?
For example, the person who's most excited right now is Heipo.
That's no good!
That's not it!
Heipo Uchiyama-kun.
It has nothing to do with Uchiyama-kun!
I'll leave it at that.
Then...
Five...
Then...
Heipo-san...
You...
You'll fly four times?
Heipo will fly once out of four times.
That's right.
That's how it is.
I'll fly three times.
If I fly, I'll fly four times each.
It's young.
It'll move a little bit, so maybe...
It might fly next to you.
It's young!
It's cute!
What's cute about it?
It's cute!
It's young!
It'll move a little bit.
So it can't fly?
No, it can't.
It can only run and fly.
If it can fly, let it fly.
Can I?
It'll fly a lot, though.
Then let it fly a lot.
No, I think it'll be amazing.
Even if it doesn't fly...
Everyone says that about eight times per person.
It'll end in one episode!
Even after you go home, you'll have a habit of saying it.
Even if it doesn't fly...
That's your...
This year's popular phrase.
Even if it doesn't fly...