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Today's cooking competition!
Yes, so...
- So, as the title says... - Yes...
- Today, this team and... - Yes.
- This team will compete in cooking! - Yes!
- As the title says... - Yes, as it is.
- 1,000 yen! - 1,000 yen!
Both teams will use 1,000 yen...
- To go shopping in this store. - Yes!
- And... - Yes!
- Lastly... - Yes!
- You will cook for me... - Yes!
- And I will eat it... - Yes!
- And you will say it's good! - Yes!
- It's good! We win! - This is...
- A project we've been warming up for. - Oh, is that so?
- Is it a project? - Let's do it, let's do it.
- We can do it anytime. - It's not like a school.
We're not going to eat too much, you know?
- We're not going to eat too much. - We won't lose!
- We definitely won't lose! - Yes!
- This is... - Yes!
- Omurice! - Oh!
- Omurice! - Omurice!
You can say it, you can say it!
- You said it! - You said it!
- You're stupid! - You said it!
- You said it!
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- We're weak at this. - Oh, that's true.
- Is our taste okay? - Our taste is okay.
- Well then, let's... - Yes!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Well, actually... - Okay!
- We did say we'd eat omurice but we didn't. - We didn't say we'd eat omurice but we didn't.
- Are we going home or not? - Well, um...
- We're still... - We're still...
- We're still keeping it secret. - Oh, really.
- You two are probably... - We're both...
Look, look, look.
You wrote fast, it means it's broken.
The food of the day.
That's right, that's right.
I see.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
What's wrong?
I'm hungry.
Hungry?
Huh?
Are you hungry?
Are you okay?
Calm down, calm down.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm hungry.
That's right.
Really?
Wait a minute.
- Take me with you. - Are you okay?
- If you don't say it like that, I won't know. - I'm sorry.
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- Earlier you said you were fine. - No, give me a little bit of time. I'll manage.
- I'll do something about it. - Huh? Do something about it?
- Yes, yes. Just a little. I'll do something about it. - Yes.
- Yes. Um... Tanaka's fine too. - Oh, really?!
- Um... Let's continue. - Oh, I see.
- Let's do it. - Are you okay?
- Where should we start? - Let's do it from where we were earlier.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, I'll say it right away, but... - Yes, yes, yes.
- What is this team making? - Can I say it already?!
- Omurice. - Of course it's omurice!
- Omurice! - Yeah, we'll decide on that too.
- Yes. - What about you, Tanaka?
- Tanaka... - No, we...
- No, no, I won't say it yet. - Really?!
- For real. Ah, wait... - Can you make some room for us?!
- Oh, really?! - Wait, Tanaka...
- Right now, you're buying cocoa drinks... - Right.
- What's going on? - I didn't get it yet.
- What is he saying? - I wasn't saying anything.
- H-he hasn't said a word yet. - Enough with that already.
- Be quiet, okay?! - Please, be quiet?!
- The Ogoriko team has bought tofu first. - I see.
- And the Yamazaki team? - We absolutely need this. - What is it? - This ingredient. - What is it? - Chicken. - Oh, chicken! - That's a good one. - That's a good one.
- We have something to buy, too. - Really? - So, the Ogoriko team... - 85 yen. - It's cheap. - Chicken is really cheap.
- You're good at this Ogoriko team stuff. - Yeah. - Okay, let's look for some pork. - We've been looking for it for a while now. - It's really cheap. - Really? - Yes. - The Ogoriko team... - Yes, we have it! - Is it the cheapest one? - No, it's cheap. - It doesn't feel right. - It doesn't feel right, does it?
- It's 114 yen. - You got it? - Yes, we have it. - Oh, we got it, we got it. - The ingredient is important. - Okay, we have it. It's 114 yen. It's cheap.
- There's a lot of it. - It's like a hidden flavor. - Yeah. - There's a lot of it. - You say that out loud.
- Well, that's... - How about wine? - Hidden flavor. - Hidden flavor. - Which one? - Really? - Hidden flavor. - A little bit. - I like it sweeter. - Okay, put it there. - Okay. - Let's go. - What should we do? - It's a little cheap, Tsukasa. - But you don't need it. - No, I do. - What about us? - You don't need it. - What's up? - Ouch! - What? - I can't move. - What? - I did it. I'm surprised.
- You want it? - Do you think so? - I'm serious. - Wine... - I'm serious. - I'm sorry. - You said you wanted it. - It wasn't good in the first place. - It wasn't good in the first place and you know how it hurt in the last match? - It's become a habit now. - What? It hurts? - It hurts. I can't move. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Are you okay? - Wine, wine. I bought wine. - I'm sorry. - It's okay. - I'm sorry. - Are you okay? - No, it's noisy. - Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
- Escuse me. - Wait a minute - Huh?! - I'm sorry. - Zack, are you okay? - My muscles feel like they have come loose. - It's okay. - it's okay. - I'm sorry - Ouch! - Hold his leg. - Hey hey hey. Take off your skirt. - Hey! - Zack! - Zack, are you okay? - I don't know, Zack. - Suare, what are we going to do? - I don't know. - I'm in trouble. - Hey, give me a little time. - I'll work something out. - Are you serious? - Yes. Please wait here.
- Okay, let's go. - Yes.
- Yamazaki, Yamazaki, wait a minute. - I'm sorry.
- Yamazaki, it's okay. - I'm sorry.
- Let's go. - I'm sorry.
- Yes. - I can't get it for 300 yen.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Can you use the hidden key properly?
- Yes, I can use the hidden key. - Yes.
- I did it! - Well, well.
- Our team and Yaoya's store... - Yes.
- We're going to buy something. - Really?
- Let's go to Yaya's store. - Yaya's store? Okay.
- What's in there? - I think it's Yaya's store.
- Oh, I found it. - Okay, I'll go there.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- Yaya's store! - Oh, I know!
- Yamazaki, we should buy something too. - Yes, yes.
- Um... - Yes.
- Onion and... - What's that?
- Onion and... - Onion and...
- I'm about to puke. I feel it. - Okay.
- I thought it'd be better if we bought something at a cheaper price. - Oh, really?
- I thought it'd be better if we bought something at a cheaper price. - Are you okay, Hamasaki?
- Yeah. - What's wrong?
- Are you okay? - Huh?
- Are you okay? - I'm not okay.
- You're really tough. - I'm not okay.
- You're really tough. - It's my first day here.
- Please give me a little time. I'll do something. - Okay.
- I'll buy an egg. - An egg! An egg! An egg!
- To the right! To the right! - Oh, I found it!
- An egg... - It's cheap. - Don't you need a bigger one? - No, no, no.
- This is... Yamagishi, over there! - Oh, sorry!
- I'll pay with this. - Oh, sorry!
- Onion and egg, okay? - Sorry.
- It's an egg! - Okay.
- An egg! - Oh!
- I've got it! - Oh!
- I've got everything! - Oh, okay!
- I've got everything!
- Okay.
- Call me. - Okay.
- I'll come back again. - Oh!
- You'll come back again. - I've bought a lot.
- Yes, you've bought a lot. - Okay.
- Oh, thank you. What did you buy? - The egg.
- The egg? - Yes.
- Hey. - What's up?
- I've changed my mind. - Really?
- What do you want? - What about today?
- What about our team? - Omelet rice is fine.
- It's fine? - Yes.
- Then it's fine for both teams? - Yes.
- Then let's go back to the studio. - Yes.
- And have a cooking competition. - Yes.
- It's fine? - It's fine.
- Wear more clothes! Wear more clothes! - I know.
- We're from Tanaka. - Wear more clothes! Wear more clothes!
- Don't say it now. - A cooking competition! Let's go!
- Sorry. - You're late. - You'll get angry at Hamada.
- You're late! - Sorry, Hamada-san.
- So, both teams... - They're here!
- Based on those ingredients... - We'll make the dish! - OK!
- You said it, right? - Exactly. - Omurice and dessert. - Yes.
- Do you want it? - Yes... Sorry, it's fine. - It's fine? - Sorry. - It's fine? - I'm sorry.
All of a sudden?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Isn't that possible?
I haven't said it yet, but we'll eat it after it's done.
Please judge it.
I'll eat it.
Please.
What? Is something wrong?
No, your face...
You don't look too good.
Are you having trouble with your eyes?
Looks like it.
There's no calmness.
You don't have confidence like always?
You should go somewhere else.
Let's go with our usual teamwork!
Yes!
Today, we'll make delicious food!
Let's cooking!
I'll cut the meat.
Yamazaki, you cut the meat.
Yamazaki!
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
What's with you, Yamazaki?
No, I'm sorry.
It's here!
What's wrong, Endo?
Endo, are you okay?
Suga-chan!
Endo, are you okay?
Suga-chan...
Let's call the ambulance.
Suga-chan, please.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Endo?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Suga-chan, what should we do?
Then...
Give me a little time.
Alright!
Endo, how is it?
It's fine!
I found this!
I found this.
Endo, you found this?
I found this!
Endo, you're good at cooking, aren't you?
It's fine!
Is it?
I found this!
It's really fine!
Aren't you having too much fun?
You're too low tension!
What?
Don't be too low tension!
You have to raise your tension!
Endo, what's wrong? Does your finger hurt?
Hoi! Hoi!
Isn't it a little different?
Isn't it a little different? You have to raise the tension more!
Endo, you have to cheer for Kenta!
Yes, I got it!
Did you understand, Nakutei?
Yes!
Amado, you have to look at the good hand gesture!
Ah, sorry!
Endo, Endo!
Here...
Look, it's done!
Matsumoto!
Huh? What's wrong?
Matsumoto, are you okay?
Are you okay?
What's wrong, Matsumoto?
Matsumoto, are you okay?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Where? Where? Are you okay?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey, Suga-chan!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey...
Are you okay again?
I'm sorry, Suga-chan...
Are you okay?
Matsumoto, are you really okay?
No...
Everything but my heart hurts...
Everything but my heart hurts!
Everything but your heart hurts...
Everyone, please...
One of you...
Yes, yes!
Wait...
Endo, you too...
I'm sorry...
Are you okay?
What?
I'm sorry...
Are you okay? Why are you making a fuss?
I'm okay...
Matsumoto-sensei, will you do something?
Are you okay?
Matsumoto, are you okay?
I'm worried...
Matsumoto! Matsumoto! Are you okay? I'm worried...
Are you okay? Are you okay? Honestly...
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
You suddenly got a mustache!
A little...
Matsumoto, you're big!
I just grew up a little.
I see...
Sorry, I can't do it anymore.
Are you ready?
Ender ball, okay?
Yes!
Okay, okay!
Don't roll it too much.
Yes.
Put it like this...
And then...
Yes!
And then...
Don't do it like that!
Matsumoto, do it more!
Do it more cleanly!
Matsumoto, do it more cleanly!
Do it more cleanly!
Sorry, sorry!
Matsumoto, you're not good!
Okay, both teams are ready!
So let's eat Matsumoto first!
It's good!
Yamazaki, it's good!
Don't eat it!
Yamazaki, it's good!
I'm sorry!
Don't eat it!
I won't!
Look!
How is it?
Yamazaki, it's good!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm sorry!
Yes! I'm sorry!
Don't eat it!
Matsumoto!
Don't eat it!
Matsumoto, don't eat it!
Matsumoto and Hamada's medicine box!
I'm sorry!
- Thanks! - Not at all.
- I'm glad you're happy. - Not at all.
- This is a shame, isn't it? - What?
- You didn't say anything on TV and you're laughing about it.
- This is a shame, isn't it? - It doesn't have to end like this.
- It really doesn't have to end like this. - That's right.
- That's true. - Well, well, well.
- How is it? - Recently?
- There's another one like this... - I don't like it at all.
- You don't like it at all? - No, no.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- It's not interesting. - What is it?
- I don't know, either. - What is it?
There's really nothing in it. It's not interesting at all.
You should go home and talk about it when you get home.
I'm definitely not going home.
What do you mean you're definitely not going home?
- I don't know. - I can definitely avoid it.
You might think I'm bragging, but I'm probably the best driver in the world.
No, you're not.
Do you know "probably not driving"?
- What? - "Probably not driving".
Are you interested in this? Then go home and memorize it.
- It's urgent, though. - No, it's not urgent.
- Let's put "probably not driving" in our hearts. - What?
Let's put it on a sheet.
Let's put it in a drink.
Let's put it in a radiator.
You're going to put it in a radiator?
- "Probably not driving". - Shut up!
- What is it? - I knew it.
If you say something like this, you might get beaten up.
- You know what? - What is it?
- You can't say it in a classroom. - Yes.
- "Probably not driving". - Yes, "probably not driving".
Everyone knows it. Everyone who has a driver's license knows it.
However, "probably not driving" for everyone is just a popular phrase in society.
- What? - See you! See you! See you!
- Get in! - I don't want you to do anything to me.
Get in!
What kind of "might be" are you thinking of when you're getting in?
Tell me!
There's no way I can tell if you're coming out of the side or not!
Just say "might be" properly, you idiot!
There's no such thing as "might be".
- There are older people. - Yeah!
- Who might be coming out of the side. - Yeah!
Say "might be" more!
Say it!
There might be older people coming out of the side!
- That's "might be". - Why is that?
Why is that?! There might be older people coming out of the side!
Can you end it like that?!
- But that's... - It might be an old man!
It might be an old woman!
It might be a widow!
People are people.
By the way, how do you drive like an old man?
What do you mean?!
It might be an old man coming out of the side!
Of course it might be me coming out of the side!
I might be able to remove the wipers!
Hey, what are you saying?!
That's unethical!
Let's do it after we get in.
Okay? Signals! This is a signal!
You should also think about signals.
It might not be limited to three colors.
I can tell just by looking at you.
But you have four colors of your heart, right?
Isn't he saying something really good?
What do you mean by "four colors of my heart"?
"Four colors of my heart"...
What's wrong with you?
Even now, I might be thinking about gorillas!
I don't think you're thinking about gorillas...
I've always thought about gorillas.
Okay, okay.
You know, "might" has another reason.
It's called "jinx".
If you think "this might happen", it doesn't happen.
Do you understand?
And for that reason, you dare to think about it first...
And by thinking about it first, you end up not thinking about it.
Yeah, that's true.
Everyone, please think about it a little more seriously.
No, but everyone in the car is thinking about it and driving.
It's okay.
What's with that "jamakusa" kind of thing?
Everyone went to Kyoshu to learn that!
I know that for a while.
I don't know if you know it or not, but if you do it with such a "jamakusa" kind of thing...
Right?
There's still more to come.
Maybe.
No, no. Next week and the week after that.
Ah, yes, yes. That's what you're saying.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no.
It's only about this part, right?
I'm not telling you to keep doing it forever.
There's still more next week.
Hey, make me do it.
But if you make it look like "jamakusa" like that...
If you make it look like "jamakusa" like that this week, what will you do next week?
First of all, I have a question for Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Can you tell me the correct reaction when you received macadamia nuts as a souvenir from a friend in Hawaii?
I guess I'll have to go through the same situation again and again.
Isn't it bad to just send it?
Macadamia nuts?
Yes.
Even if you tell me the correct reaction...
Hmm, that's right. I'm not very good at it either.
Actually, there's something I've been wondering about.
In order to purify human relationships, you need a reaction like that.
Especially when you're an entertainer.
An entertainer even though you're a third-rate entertainer.
Who's a third-rate entertainer?
Not one of you.
When you receive macadamia nuts...
You know, when someone gives you something and you're like, "Open it up!"
Yes.
You get a weird sense of tension.
I see.
It's the same with laughter and emotion.
It's a balance of tension and emotion.
Yes, it is.
For example, when you open up a bag and tear it apart...
You get a strong sense of tension.
No matter what you do now, you probably won't be able to do it.
I see.
Yes.
Because you're hoping that someone will cry for you.
But when you open it up...
You close it up and...
Yes!
I didn't know that.
But you can use it like that.
I see.
The longer it is, the better it is.
But if you don't know the logic behind it, you might just say it out loud.
Yes, yes.
I think it'll be fine for about five minutes.
That "maa" thing.
You open it up and close it up.
Five minutes.
No, you can make it longer.
You close it up and say "eeeh?"
It's like when you do a pre-souvenir.
I don't know about this book.
It's not a book.
See, back in the day, she wouldn't say anything.
This is a question for Mr. Wazumosu, who has gone through a lot of trials and tribulations.
You met a bear in the mountains and pretended to be dead, but in the end you were attacked. Is that true?
Ah, yes, that's wrong.
If you meet a bear in the mountains, what should you do to save yourself?
Ah, well, I'm sure you'll meet a bear seven or eight times in the future.
I don't know, but this is the easiest way.
You can do it as soon as you meet it.
Gotts-jammerxide-taka
What?
You're saying "gotts-jammerxide-taka" in your head.
No, no.
People who know me say "ah, that's how you do it."
It's easy.
Then be a bear.
Eh?
Be a bear.
Ah, then I'll be a bear.
Wherever you are, in the mountains, right?
hakkoda-san
"hakkoda-san", right?
Yes, yes.
And?
"Ah, this is "hakkoda-san"!"
No, you don't have to do that.
No, you do. You definitely do.
Because, first of all, you can't draw.
Yes.
ahhhhhhhhhh
This is scary too!
It's really close!
I'm really a little scared.
I'm surprised!
Give me a sign!
It appears like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
When it's four legs, it's like a kotatsu.
May I?
Yes.
So this is Hakkou.
The air here is really good.
Alright, let's eat bento.
Alright.
Oh, it's a sandwich!
I love sandwiches!
Eh?
What?
Do I have to keep looking at it?
Can you say "gwaaah"?
Okay.
I love sandwiches!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That was close.
Hey, your bear is weird.
It's a trump card!
It's definitely trying to kill me!
No way!
Even if it's a train, it can't run away!
Because it's aiming for me!
That kind of acting is enough.
You did it!
It's a problem!
It's like a committee meeting.
Bears are like "v" and "s" versus!
You can't become "versus"!
You can't be like this.
You're like "v" and "s" now!
You can't be like "v" and "s" anymore!
You're like "ready, go!"
You can't win like this!
That's why you can't be like this.
So when the bear comes up...
Bears are like "v" and "s" now!
But I'm a little worried.
But I'm "v" now!
I'll go call it.