AISubs v3.4
- My stomach hurts. - What is it?
- My stomach hurts. - Why does your stomach hurt?
- You don't know, do you? My stomach hurts. - Right?
Maybe I ate too much chocolate.
- You want to be found out. - You didn't drink it, did you?
- That wasn't funny. - You know the reason for that, don't you?
- Hey! - It's there! It's there!
- It's there, Hama-chan! It's there, Hama-chan! - Hama-chan...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hurry up and get up!
- Hama-chan... - Get up!
- Hamada-san! - Yes?
- Um... I made you some chocolate... - That's enough. What are you saying? You're late.
- I'm sorry for being late. - That's enough.
- Um... will you go out with me? - Why me?!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - I'm not asking you to go out with me!
- I told you before! I don't have the energy for that! - I'm not asking you to go out with me!
- I don't need you!
To make a passionate love confession for last year's Valentine's Day,
Mori-san and Chuu went to Hamada's house.
To get some love from Hamada, they fought with Hamada, but unfortunately, their dream was broken.
After that, Mori-san and Chuu appeared on Hamada's birthday again.
They pushed Hamada to the filming location of the drama he starred in and tried to approach Kousai, but...
Hamada's love for Chuu never came true.
And this time, Mori-san and Chuu came back again!
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I don't want it anymore!
Why not?
Oh, because you grew your hair out for Hama-chan, right?
It's mine.
Please date me.
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey! Wait a minute!
Um... Hama-san, you're bothering me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You two have nothing to do with it, right?
Huh?
No, no, no.
We may not have anything to do with it, but...
No, no, no.
But, um...
No, but you're our senpai, so...
Yeah, we should protect you.
No, it's our story, really.
No, it's our story.
No, no, no.
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, right?
I'm already calling you "Hamada-san".
Then you can call me "Hama-chan".
No, no, no.
You don't know that.
You're our senpai and kohai.
To be honest...
The three of you...
You don't stand out.
You don't know what you're saying.
What, erotic pig? What is it?
What is it, erotic pig? It's you!
Erotic pig?
It's not erotic pig!
Where are you from?
Senpai, you don't have to say that.
Shut up! Don't talk!
It's going to be dark, idiot!
"It's going to be dark"?
You'll know when you talk!
You'll know!
You'll know, you pig!
Who are you talking about?
You'll know!
Even if you're Goldenday, you can't understand.
That's noisy!
What is it, you guys?!
You'll know, now!
Leave me alone!
You don't understand your own character!
You guys don't have any character!
Talk to me, you guys!
Shut up with your nonsense!
Shut up!
Go home!
It's not "shared"! What's with this "degara shigeni"?
"Degara shigeni"? What's with this?
"Degara shigeni"?
Well, well, well, it's true that it's number four "senji".
It's pretty thin, isn't it?
No, no, we're not doing it together as good friends.
We're doing it for work, so I'm sorry.
You're the black cotton swab.
What? Black cotton swab?
Black cotton swab?
Well, let's do it for work.
You should do something about it!
That's right!
At times like this, shouldn't the black cotton swab do something about it?
You're the black cotton swab!
That's right!
That's right, that's right!
You don't need it!
Calm down, calm down.
I want to give it to you.
Of course you do.
Well, for example...
Amada said something before, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
At the end of the performance...
I...
There was something stuck in my nose, but I couldn't buy a single color of it.
It was a serious thing.
Really?
Yes.
It wasn't something stuck in your nose, was it?
That's right.
Well, it was in Nagoya.
It was in Nagoya.
Yes.
It's impossible to say it all of a sudden, isn't it?
It's not like that, Amada-san.
What's wrong?
Aren't these scissors for cutting?
No way, it can't be like that.
Wow, you can do it like this, Oshima! You did it!
You can do it, Oshima! Scissors-chan!
Oshima! This is bad!
What's wrong?
Here too!
Wow!
It's really heavy!
You can do it, Oshima!
I know.
You shouldn't do it.
Go home.
It's not something you can do until you get kicked out of the room.
You're right.
Ouch!
What's wrong, Oshima?
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
You can't do it now.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Oshima?
You shouldn't show this to Amada-san!
You can't do it now.
Shut up!
Go home!
You have things to do.
I can't go home.
Until next year?
I told you to go home! Do something about it!
Do something about it!
Hey!
Did you say something?
Um...
I like flowers.
You like flowers, don't you?
What kind of flowers do you like?
Any kind of flowers.
For example?
Even if you get kicked out of the room, you'll be fine, right?
I guess you're right!
You can't do that!
No, I can't.
You can't do that.
I happened to have some.
You can't do that.
The end!
It's a nose hook!
You did it! You can do it!
It's going to be a big deal.
You can do it!
It's hard. It hurts.
Are you going to do it?
Ah, it hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts!
No, it hurts!
It hurts!
What are you saying?
It's not good at all!
Didn't you say you could do it?
I did say that before.
I did date a woman before.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
It's not like that at all!
Speaking of which, did you have an affair with a woman?
Hey, hey, hey!
Really?
You're confusing me!
It's a tough one!
It's a difficult one!
What do you mean?
For example, frogs...
You mean one piece of fat?
Frogs?
Frogs in your stomach and warm it up.
There's that kind of frog.
But, that's just where you are.
That's just a normal group.
You know what? I can't do it.
What are you saying?
Oh no!
What's wrong?
I'm sick of this!
What's that?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
That's gross!
I'm sick of this!
I can't eat anymore!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Shut up!
This is the power of the coin party!
Hey!
Did you get in?
What is he doing?
Where did you run off to?
What are you doing with those glasses?
Are you trying to help me or what?
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sick of this!
Hamada-chan!
My dear Hamada-san!
Stop it!
Go!
Don't step on me!
Oh no!
What's wrong?
I'm sick of this!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sick of this!
Oh no! Oh no!
Go away!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go away!
I'm serious!
I'm serious! Don't look at me like that!
Go home!
What's wrong with you?
Go home!
You did as I said!
No, I didn't!
I wasn't that scared!
It can't be helped!
Give it back!
I'm sick of this!
I like strong women.
Strong women with strong will.
I don't know.
If you're forced to say it, just say it!
If you say it, it'll change your feelings.
You should say it!
If it's Oshima, I can say it!
I can say it!
I'm sick of this!
Go away!
I'm sorry!
What's with you?
You're making me mad!
Go away!
You're a strong woman.
Do your best!
Give it back!
What are you doing?
You can do it!
What?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What's wrong?
You said "Ooh, locker!" and you got a migraine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong?
I poked you.
You poked me, didn't you?
Yeah.
She's really happy about it.
It's just a long-term dream.
It's just a dream.
You don't have to dream like that.
She's always doing it, and she gets excited just because she's doing it.
Maybe we should try it, too.
You should help me, too.
The three of you should do it.
Let's do it together.
I'm not sure you can do it.
You should try it, too.
You should go closer.
You should do it, too.
What are you doing?
This is good.
Good.
This is good.
Good luck with the glasses.
It hurts, hurts, hurts!
Hurts, hurts, hurts!!!
I need some glasses!
Yes, yes, yes!
Get back to work!
Get back there!
I'm off for work...
Wait, just a minute, just a minute...
Hama-chan, Hama-chan...
Are you mad?
Follow me, Georgia! Hurry up! We have to tell them how we feel right now! Hurry up!
You guys! Hey! Hey!
Your glasses are amazing.
What do you mean "your glasses are amazing"?
I think we have a great trio here.
I don't think we can let you go like this.
No, we can't. We'll get in the way.
I went to a commercial today.
Oh, really? Then let's go.
Let's go.
Yes.
Hamada went to a commercial shooting location in Georgia that is currently under siege.
Hamada is playing the typical Japanese salaryman.
At such a tense shooting location, Mori is trying his best to concentrate his love.
- Stop it. - Let's go home. - Seriously. - Let's go home. - What are you doing? - We can't stop, can we? - No, no. - Why not? - You're the one who said we can't stop. - Let go of me. - I'm doing a commercial now. It's very important.
- You're right. - I'm serious. - No, no. - Let's go home. - No, no. - What should we do? - What should we do? - I told you we should go home. - We can't talk about this without talking about it. - Let go of me. - What's with that attitude? - You're his partner, right? Do something about it.
Speaking of which...
I just remembered what I wrote in my graduation letter. "A woman without delicacy is good."
- I heard about it. - What does it mean? - A woman who doesn't feel ashamed in front of others. - I like it.
- I know, right? - I know. - There's no reason for you to say that. - That's true. - That's why we're going home. - What? - What? - Wow! It says "woman's pump". - What's "woman's pump" about? - What's that about? - Wow! We can go home with this, right?
- Why did you get the item you wanted? - Shut up! - We're going home now. - We're going home. - Where are you going? - Good luck! - Hey, don't use that key you have. - Why would we use it? - That's dangerous, don't use it. - Is everything okay? - We're really going now. - We're done. - We're alright. - We're going. - We're going. - Are you sure? - Are you sure you're okay? - The show has begun. - That's our business strategy for this season of "Kamihanki".
Always at the same station, always in the same place
Do you have any other good ideas?
Cut! Cut!
What's wrong with you guys?
Don't get carried away.
Mojima!
I heard a horse whinny in the middle of a commercial shoot.
Help me!
No, no, no!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
He's good at it.
Cut! Cut!
What's wrong with you guys?
You're not supposed to say that!
What's wrong with you?
You guys are ugly.
You guys were lazy for a long time.
I wish you'd said "cut" first.
Mojima!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hurry up and come here!
Get out of the way!
Next up is the park!
The park?
Let's not do it anymore!
Come on, don't be like that!
I don't know!
He said he's here!
He's here!
He's already here!
Then let's just leave Oshima and go home!
That's right!
Let's go!
It doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't matter!
It does matter!
It does!
Why does it matter?
It's like "the three of us are in the woods"!
It's like that!
It's like "the three of us are in the woods"!
It doesn't matter to you, does it?
Yeah!
It doesn't matter!
You know it!
Let's go home!
Mr. Yamada is annoying!
Yeah!
You know that, right?
Yeah!
He says it, but he's not like you!
He likes girls with more charisma!
That's right!
Charisma?
He likes girls with charisma!
That's right!
Charisma?
He likes mischief!
Mischief?
For example...
Let's say...
Suddenly, you know...
You blow up a balloon...
Yeah, yeah!
And you surprise it!
Yeah!
It's like...
I used to hug it like crazy!
There's no balloon in a place like this!
Yeah!
So let's go home!
Let's go home!
What should we do?
What's wrong with you guys?
Everything is going as we planned.
Kami-sama came down!
It's amazing.
It's a biohazard.
What if...
What if it's better?
Let's do it!
Let's drop Hama-chan!
What are you going to do?
Good morning.
It's started.
We're going to check it out.
What is happening?
Wait a second.
We're going back.
It's too late.
Hey!
This is actually...
This is Chamekkei...
Wow, it's moving!
It's not moving.
Hey, hey!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stop it!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch, you moron!
Stop it!
Stop it, stop it!
You tart!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
Run! Run!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh no!
Oh no! We are caught!
Oh no!
Did you stand up?
Mr. Tamura! Mr. Tamura! Mr. Tamura!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's going on, you big-brained adults?
You've become so big-brained that you're getting scolded.
No, we're not.
Think calmly.
Don't be stupid! Don't blow up the balloons!
You said you'd like me!
It's not like you!
You're the reason we're getting scolded!
You said you'd like me!
The director over there also waited for us to blow up the balloons.
That's right!
What are we going to do?
This love is not going to be rewarded!
No!
If we continue like this, we'll just get scolded by our partners!
You don't like it, do you?
The more gold mics you get...
I'll do my best!
Okay!
Let's go!
We have to hurry or we'll be caught!
Let's go!
Hey! Hey!
Wait up!
It's getting really hot in here.
I know, right?
This is bad!
This is a little painful.
I know, right?
We have to go now, right?
That's right! Now's the only way!
"Now's the only way," you say, but you...
You know, the typhoons and hurricanes also change, right?
But you can adjust it, right?
One thing I've heard is...
Don't say 'ha' when you turn your head.
Ah!
Ah, I've heard of that!
I've heard of it, but it's no use for him!
That's right!
I know, right?
At least if you could turn your head and body around and express yourself...
That's impossible for me.
That's impossible for you.
You're completely wrong.
Okay!
Let's go!
Wait up!
I can't go like this!
Oh no! It's spinning!
Oh no! The tailwind is blowing!
The tailwind is blowing for sure!
Let's turn around!
Got it! Let's turn around!
Yeah!
It's starting!
It's starting again!
It's starting!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
What are you doing?!
I told you guys to go back!
Oh no!
Ah!
Oh no!
Stop it!
I said let me go home!
I know, but I love you, Hottaro!
Look at her. Can you love someone like that?
Go home, seriously.
I'm sorry.
Let's go!
Let's go for now!
Don't give up!
I'm going!
50 points for both of you!
Do you have 50 points?
We came all the way here and it's not funny at all.
Why is that?
She's really stubborn and self-centered.
I really wanted to go home.
So I was wondering if there was anything I could say in the bus.
A woman who doesn't control her temper.
Oh, I see.
A woman who's easy to get along with.
I've been telling myself that I like that kind of woman.
You've been telling yourself?
No, but I've said it many times.
Oh, really?
Believe in yourself, okay?
Okay, I got it!
Okay, I got it.
I'll leave you alone.
It's hard to get along with her.
You say yes to everything.
You say let's go home, but you say yes to everything.
Really?
That's it.
I'll leave you alone.
You can do it!
I'll leave you alone.
You can do it!
What's up with her?
It's hard to get along with her.
She's a lump of mentality.
Look at me. I'm like this.
I'm sure I'll win.
Ready, go!
Oh, it's started.
No way!
I won't let you feel my breath.
You won't feel it, right?
You're not an old man.
You're an old man.
This is too much!
An-chan, where did you come from?
Abir.
What are you doing?
You're dirty! Get out of here!
You're a troublemaker.
Get out of my way!
Ouch!
Don't stop me!
You're dirty! Get out of my way!
You're a troublemaker.
Get out of my way!
You're dirty!
Ouch!
You're a troublemaker.