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Yamazaki vs. Moriman for the last final revenge match of the year!
Match day. Yamazaki leaves the venue.
Moriman arrives at the venue later than expected.
The venue is quiet before the match.
My head hurts.
Mr. Yamazaki!
What is it?
Are you feeling okay?
I'm fine!
Just make sure you don't get hurt.
Let me check your body first.
I don't want to!
Take it off. Your shirt is open.
You're right.
Can I?
Please.
Take it off.
In martial arts, everyone does it.
I don't want to hear your heartbeat.
Can I lower my hand?
Can you raise it?
I don't want to hear your heartbeat.
Are you saying it to my heart?
I don't want to hear it.
My heart is beating fast.
Are you nervous?
Can you breathe?
Your breathing is good.
Is it okay?
Your skin is a little dry.
My skin is dry?!
That's not true!
I do it when I do it!
Do you?
You and Mr. Yamazaki have exactly the same height!
Run!
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It's time for the match.
As the audience rush in to see the new history engraved in Konakuen Hall,
the venue is filled with people, and the voltage rises.
All that's left is to wait for the match.
Can we have the referees here?
Yes.
What do you think?
Oh, this is Kogorigo's...
Yes.
Right?
Can we do it today?
Huh?
Can you say something?
Can we do it today?
We can do it today.
We really want you to do your best.
Really?
Yes.
Isn't this a great movie?
Oh, Moriman.
It's really relaxing.
It feels like a resort.
Taneumaman is...
Taneumaman is definitely not here.
Taneumaman wouldn't be on the phone.
This movie hasn't changed much from last time.
That's right.
It's relaxing.
Yamasaki-san is over here.
Hey!
Answer me!
Hey!
Answer me!
Somebody help me!
What did you do after the rehearsal?
Hey!
Oh!
I wanted to see Moriman's south side.
Who is it?
Isokesageri!
Who is it?
To the right!
Isokesageri!
Huh?
What is Isokesageri?
I don't know.
What is it?
Huh?
It's fine!
It's fine for a genius actor!
I'm Isokesageri!
I have a kick!
When will you do it?
To the right!
Say it again!
Isokesageri!
Say it again!
Oh, I know!
I know!
Moriman is scary!
I only say "Isokesageri"!
Say it again!
Moriman is scary!
Hey!
To the right!
Isokesageri!
It's funny!
Thank you for your patience.
From now on, the biggest century mask fight of this century...
Yamazaki vs. Moriman...
The last final revenge match of Arashi will be held!
First of all, we have a commissioner for this tournament, Downtown!
Is this really going to be a final match?!
That's what I'd like it to be, and it's no use dragging it out like this forever, so I think you're intentionally losing to Yamanagi.
No, no, no, no, no! Right?! Yabasaki is fighting with all his might!
I'm telling you, you really have to win today!
If you win, you win, and it'll get exciting!
That's right!
I'm telling you, I'm going to KO you today!
I'd like you all to watch Yamanagi win until the very end.
Everyone, please pay attention to this!
It's the champion, Moriman's entrance!
I say we will, we will rock you up!
The destroyer of Hokkaido!
He came all the way from Hokkaido, Morima!
Morima doesn't exist in Tokyo anymore!
That's right!
He came all the way from Hokkaido for this!
It's a pain in the ass, really, for this!
That's right!
Today, I will definitely kill that Chinkasu!
Chinkasu!
Yes!
Let's have the challenger come out!
Yes, yes!
Next up is the challenger, Yamazaki Kosei's entrance!
Yamazaki Kosei!
Don't waste my boring time!
Shut up! It's a sacred dance!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I want to go back to Hokkaido!
Hey!
Huh?
In ancient times, men chased their dreams and became Hollywood stars!
Why do you speak English?
Today!
In 1991!
Here!
At Korakuen Hall!
Here!
You guys are crazy!
Even if you come, you can't win!
You can't win!
Alright!
Let's fight!
Alright!
China and foreign enthusiasm...
Yes.
Since ancient times!
That's enough!
And so...
The people who came last time...
Yamazaki-san's friends...
There are many more.
And so...
First of all...
Yamazaki-san's previous partner...
Fujita Seiji!
Good luck today!
And so...
He's from the same era as NSC...
Morishita Yukiyoshi!
Morishita!
Good luck!
And so...
Let me introduce the players.
In the red corner...
Number 210!
Champion with no blood at all...
Murder Angel...
Mori...
Ma!
The blue corner, 130 lbs...
Eternal challenger...
Born of Nishinomiya...
Fallen century punch fighter...
Kousei Yamazaki!
Before we begin...
Please stand.
I hereby...
By the name of...
Endo...
I hereby...
Announce the winner!
Hohohoi!
Isn't it important?
Korakuen is the best in Japan!
Let's do our best today!
Hey!
Hohohoi! Hohohoi! Hohohoi!
Now, we will have a group performance of "Koyori no Gi".
Everyone, please be quiet.
Now, everyone, next up is...
"Heikou Sesshou" (Parallel Universe)
Well then, please.
In the end, we don't know what you want to do at all.
Well, well, it's okay, right?
Yes!
Well then, let's introduce the menu of this confrontation!
Yes!
Here it is!
From now on, you two will compete on this board!
Well, for the first match, I also somehow decided it, but ...
Yes, yes!
Well, it's like this!
It's very easy to understand!
That's right!
I thought it would be nice!
I understand!
Yes! Is it okay?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Then, the first round is a Panston-murashi confrontation!
Now, let's go!
First round!
Ready!
Go!
The movement is not bad.
It's a little difficult to see.
That's right.
Go!
Mr. Yamazaki!
What's wrong with you?!
Wait a minute!
You're getting really strong!
That's not true!
Calm down! Calm down!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Next showdown!
Beer noodles battle!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
Yes.
Moriman, I'm listening! Moriman, I'm listening! It's okay! It's okay!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
It's okay! It's okay!
I'm listening! I'm listening! Moriman, I'm listening!
Mr. Yamazaki!
Out!
I'll give you a white fork.
That was close!
This was an exciting battle!
Hide this light.
Yes!
Nagabakama battle!
This is also a fun battle.
Nagabakama battle.
What is this person?
Mr. Moriman! Mr. Moriman!
Mr. Moriman!
He's giving you advice!
I don't know anything about Nagabakama!
This is...
a little...
I don't think anyone has seen this battle before!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
He hit his head! He hit his head!
He hit his head!
It's not like you're losing like this!
Yamazaki!
He's going to drop it! He's going to drop it!
He's going to drop it!
It's not like you're losing like this!
Hey!
That's not it! Hey!
When you got hit like this, you did this!
That means you lost!
That's not it!
That means you can do it!
That's not it!
You're too fast!
I'm sorry! I'm surprised!
You were just about to do it!
He's going to drop it! He's going to drop it!
He's going to drop it!
Yamazaki-san! You can't do it like this!
No, no, it's not a joke.
Think about it!
If this is your love, do it as much as you can.
No, it's dangerous if I don't do it.
Next match!
Next match! Next match!
Hey, you know...
It's called "fistfight".
"Fistfight" match!
"Fistfight" match...
Well, it's a fighting style, so...
It's like a bow and arrow.
It's quite a killing technique.
Kano-san, look at him!
He's like your older brother.
I know!
You have a thick neck!
Again, will Yamazaki end with a loss?!
Robo Battle...
Start!
Alright!
As if he had a heartbreak.
As if he had a big heartbreak.
Mr. Zaha!
What a great reaction!
Mr. Zaha!
Mr. Zaha! Mr. Zaha!
Mr. Yamamoto, is it OK? Is it OK to lose?
I lost!
For example, you lost the defense match, but you will win the next one for sure.
Say something like that!
I can't do it. I hate it.
Then, let's go to the exciting part!
Yes!
Hot hot firework showdown!
This is good!
Wow, it's very hot.
It's very thick.
It's hot, isn't it?
How about this?
Mr. Mazono!
Yes?
Is this what you call "condensation?"
You know...
I managed to dodge the first attack of Moriman!
You're right.
It's the ninth of our eight firecrackers.
After a heated battle of firecrackers, the second half of the match began.
Mr. Mazono, I'm sorry.
Yes?
We can't prepare firecrackers anymore.
We can't prepare firecrackers anymore!
Yes.
So...
Let's go with cheese fondue!
I'll do my best next time!
You always say "do your best"!
Let's do it next time!
They spread new cheese on the bread and collide!
There's a lot of steam coming out of it.
Now, it's begun!
You can't do anything even if you put bread on Moriman!
Volleyball match!
Let's do it!
What's wrong with you?
Too bad for you, Mr. Yamazaki!
What are you doing? Do you have any sense of volleyball?
What are you doing?
Oh, my!
What are you doing?
I can't stand it!
Honey competition!
Hit the opponent in the head in honey!
That hand, what is it?
Yamamoto-san, that hand, what is it?
That's some amazing skill!
Tsukisomako is also surprised!
That was fast!
Yamamoto-san, you can still do it, right?
I can still do it!
Can I use my hair?
It's not that hard.
Why did you say no?
Look at your head. You're being grabbed.
Well, well, well, it's a strategy to escape.
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see!
I'm drooling and I can't see!
Oh, it's a foul!
You're an all-back, aren't you!
You know...
After I was put in...
So what?
I was being chased by Moriman!
I don't know...
Are you telling me to stop?
But I'm already stopping, aren't I?
Just like how I was taken away from Moriman even when I was paid normally...
I don't know why I was being chased...
The one who wins in the next match is the winner!
I want you to have a serious match!
I don't want to play...
Games like this anymore!
I know!
A serious match!
A match is a match!
A match!
A serious match!
A match!
Let's go!
Fight!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Good luck!
The audience is singing! Will they finally let go of their shame?!
This is...
This is really...
I'm in here...
And I'm happy about it!
I still don't get it.
I still get it when I do it twice in a row, but...
When I go "aahhh!" I go "gooo!"
Everyone!
How was it?!
No, no, no...
I...
I stole the best song of the day, but...
This time...
This match...
You're not going to tell me until you put it all together!
Here, just like last year, Yamazaki escapes from the ring.
Kokoriko chases him.
How was it?!
Um, everyone, um...
I think it's probably something physical.
Yes!
So...
Can we take a little break?
What? What did you do wrong in the quiz?
Why did you go down one rank? Why?
And after 10 minutes, Endo, who was trying to persuade Yamazaki, returns. Will Yamazaki enter the ring again?
After this, the touching last.
Everyone, listen up!
Yamazaki Kyosei can't fight because of Monday.
Endo, don't do that!
However!
Um...
On behalf of everyone, I'd like to apologize to everyone.
Tanaka, please!
Alright!
Tanaka, please apologize!
Yamazaki Kyosei can't fight because of Monday.