AISubs v3.4
High tension, the best tension!
Hello, hello!
It's started again.
It's started again, isn't it?
Yes.
There are many wonderful people here today.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, as you can see, the staff is here.
I was wondering why you didn't come and say hello in advance.
No, no, I have things to do.
Oh, is that so?
Before that, I have something to say.
Oh, I see, I see.
You're such a bad senior.
No, no, no.
Now, let's go!
Hi, tension, the best tension!
First of all, this week's 10th place is...
50 points!
Spartan D!
Kogoriko!
Tanaka Naoki!
Hello, hello!
Hello, Tanaka-san!
Welcome!
Good evening!
Spartan D!
So, I wanted to know about your education and such.
That's why I'm giving you this title.
You're doing it?
The grammar is a little...
Well, I have something to say about Tanaka-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm from Chiba Prefecture and my name is Ota Daisuke-kun.
I'm a third-year elementary school student.
Yes, yes, yes.
I love baseball and I'm an elementary school student.
I always play baseball with my classmates.
But no matter how many times I scored, I couldn't score a hit.
Everyone made fun of me and I was frustrated and played baseball many times.
At that time, I saw Tanaka-san's high tension on TV and I was very encouraged.
The next day, I was able to hit a homerun!
Ah...
How should I say it?
I'm aiming for Chibikko, so I'd be happy if you gave me this kind of opinion.
You're an idiot!
So, shall we get started?
Yes!
So, please get ready.
Thank you!
So, like this...
Aiming for children...
So, like this...
#10!
Kogoriko Tanakawa Naogi with...
SPARTAN...
D!
Datteko, natteko, datteko, natteko, datteko, natteko, natteko...
...zitto san mo!
Thank you very much!
Well, we don't have much time, so let's get going!
Let's go! Let's go! This week's 9th place is...
...67 points!
"Kitarist of Sadness", Koala of Animal Kingdom!
- Good morning. - Good morning, Koala-san.
- You seem to like gymnastics. - Oh, is that so?
We've prepared a legendary drink from Niigata Prefecture, "Koshi no Bairi".
- Oh, this is very valuable. - This is...
...if you like alcohol!
- Would you like this? - Oh!
- Please drink it! - Oh, is that okay?
- Please drink it! - Thank you!
- Oh, that's amazing! - You're a drinker!
- Oh, one more! - Oh, one more!
- You're going again! - Oh, that's enough!
- It's about time you drink it! - Oh, I can do it!
- I can do it well enough! - Koala-san!
- Now, let's move on to third place! - Yes!
- Let's move on to third place! - Thank you!
- We're in ninth place this week! - Thank you!
- Koala of Animal Kingdom... - "Kitarist of Sadness"!
- We're in ninth place this week! - Thank you! - We're in ninth place this week!
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- We're in ninth place this week! - That's amazing!
- We're in eighth place this week! - Thank you!
- "The Sound of Exploding Souls"! "Ameagari Quartet"! "Miyasako", "Hiroyuki"!
- They're a little different from the previous two. - That's right.
- They're a little more like a femio. - Miyasako, you've been married recently, right?
- That's right. - What do you think of your newlywed life?
- My wife is soft and my arms are wide. - Let's have you perform now!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- We're in eighth place this week! "Ameagari Quartet"! "Miyasako", "Hiroyuki"! "The Sound of Exploding Souls"!
The Sound of Exploding Souls
Thank you very much!
That was wonderful!
What is this approaching emotion?
It's wonderful, as expected of eighth place
Thank you very much, Miyasako-san!
You just throw away "ponpon", don't you?
You use it all up, don't you?
That's what's wonderful about it
Then, let's continue with seventh and sixth place!
Then, first of this week's seventh place is...
With 155 points...
"Batsui" "Dokurakutonbo" "Yamamoto Keiichi"
Then, sixth place is...
With 183 points...
"Americata"!
And also fifth place is... "Kato Koji"!
And also fifth place is...
Actually, you two can't come to the studio today for work.
We've already filmed a video.
So we'd like you to watch it.
Understood.
That's how it is.
Here you go!
I want to raise the tension! I want to raise it!
I want to raise it! I really want to raise the tension!
I got your heart!
Jumpit!! Fly!! Fly!! Fly!! Fly!! Fly!! Fly now!! Fly now!! Bird fly!! Bird fly!! Bird fly!!
- Yes, thank you! - Thank you very much!
Well, the weather is good, too...
- But let's go to the studio! - Yes, let's go to the studio!
This week's 5th place is...!
Yes!
4 points for Miyashita Yuuki!
"Practice! A Lonely Battle! Animal Theater" Osaru!
Thank you!
It's refreshing, isn't it?
So it's 5th place, right?
Yes! Finally!
Well, Osaru-san, before you go to the venue, I heard you're good at playing the violin.
Ah! Yes, yes, yes!
Eh? Are you listening?
Yes!
Let me show you this.
Ah, is that so?
Yes!
"Practice! A Lonely Battle! Animal Theater" Osaru!
Seriously...
This is more interesting!
Wonderful!
Thank you very much!
The next presentation will be even more interesting!
Well, do your best!
Yes!
Please stand by!
He's a very short and tall young man, isn't he?
This week's theme is "Animal Theater" Osaru! Practice! A Lonely Battle!
Thank you very much!
I'm glad you could keep up with the tempo and rhythm!
Yes, it was amazing!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the next one!
Yes!
This week's fourth place is...
- Three hundred and fifty... - Nine points!
- Special meeting! - You're dismissed.
Odara passes!
- Thank you, thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
Odara-san, you don't have to pass behind me.
Fourth place is...
You scared me.
- Three hundred and fifty... - Nine points!
You're disturbing us!
- Please stand by. - Thank you, thank you.
- Excuse me in the back. - Yes.
Well, this is only the beginning. It's very quiet.
- Yes, yes, yes. - From here...
- Yes, the tension will... - How it will rise...
- We're looking forward to it. - We're looking forward to it.
- Yes. - Well, let's move on.
This week's fourth place is...
Odara passes and...
Special meeting!
Pass! Pass! Pass!
Yes! Thank you!
It's a little different, isn't it? It's called "quick", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's an interesting thing, isn't it, everyone? How do you feel about it?
Yes, I thought it would be difficult for us to be in the top four.
I see.
If we were in the fourth place, we would have been in that position.
Yes, that's right.
Now, this week's spotlight!
Spotlight!
"Planet Cooperative", "Leonardo DiCaprio" is dedicated to...
...Yamasaki Hosei-san, who is currently in the red circle.
Thank you very much. I'm really happy about it.
Well, well, Mr. Yamaoki-san, you know...
...you haven't been blessed with "hits" for a while, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
Well, you know...
You've always been in the red circle, haven't you?
It's been a while...
It's been a while, yes...
Today, I thought about my costume and...
...I thought it would be a big hit, but...
...the moment it came out...
...well, you know...
You look like you're about to cry!
Oh, is that so?
So, Mr. Yamaoki-san, was it a loss for you?
It was a loss for me.
I didn't know.
You didn't know?
Are you treating me like a spotlighter?
Please leave the spotlight to me!
I'll make you surprised.
Is there another one?
There's another one.
I'll make you surprised...
I'll make you surprised!
Well, I'm looking forward to it.
I can't speak, though.
Well, I'm looking forward to it.
Then, the three of you...
Why are you so relaxed?
I feel like I'm the only one who's ranked higher...
...that's what I think.
Well, let's go!
This week's spotlight is...
...from Mr. Yamaoki-san, who was ranked 18th this week...
...he will dedicate it to...
...the planet competition bureau, Leonardo DiCaprio!
I'm not an idol!
I'm not a singer!
I'm not an idol!
You!
Thank you very much!
Now, this is 18th place, so...
This is 18th place, you know.
It's because I'm often in 10th place.
It's still 18th place, you know.
Now, "monocourse is best 3".
Yes, that's right.
Let's go!
This week's 3rd place is...
"376 points! Human nuclear power, nonsense!
It's a Ritton survey, isn't it? Water bath!"
Ah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Water bath is convenient for work.
There's no way!
I'm sorry. I can't come to the studio like this.
Ah, is that so?
It's convenient for work.
Ah, there's nothing we can do about it.
Today, we'll watch it on VTR.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hamada.
Um, Mr. Hamada, right now...
My partner's tension has gone up...
My nose is about to explode, so I can't speak.
Now, let's watch it!
Mr. Mizuno!
Here you go!
I like it! I like it!
He's using everything.
Help me! Help me! Help me!
Someone help me! Help me!
We don't have much time, so let's go!
Is this 3rd place?
That's...
That's wonderful.
Is it wonderful?
Yes.
I understand.
Let's watch this week's 2nd place!
2nd place!
418 points!
Hello, Kogoriko-san!
Fujii Takashi!
Hello, Fujii-san!
Hello, Kondao!
It can't be helped if it's fun.
That's right, Viva Life!
Speaking of Fujii-san, Yoshimoto Shingi.
I have a message from a friend of mine.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
When you arrive in Osaka, please come back.
Suenari Yumi-san.
Yatayuni-nee-san!
The three of you, thank you for coming.
I don't know about this tension, but let's go!
This week's second, Fujii Takashi's "Hello, Kokoriko-san!"
One, two, three, four!
I walked looking for Kokoriko
Right, left, left and right
I'm glad I met Kokoriko
Happy, embarrassed, oh my heart
I'm happy I met Kokoriko
Part of me is like
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Look at his face!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thank you!
What an amazing performance!
Then let's go!
Yes!
This week's first place is...
Number four hundred and forty-two!
Ai! Ho-ho-hoi! Kokoriko! Endo! Shozo!
You... you can't do it!
What is this?
You have a lot of internal fat!
It's totally different from when you're naked!
Oh, is it?
Look at how fat you are!
You have a different face today!
Do I?
You look like a man!
Your eyebrows are also fat!
If you do like this, it's really painful!
If you just pull your face down like this...
Look, look, look!
This is really painful...
Moomin, right?
Moomin...
Well, then...
Excuse me!
Number one!
Ai! Ho-ho-hoi!
Right?
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again!
This week's number one!
Kokoriko! Endo!
Ai! Ho-ho-hoi!
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Thank you very much!
This is wonderful!
Endo-san! Endo-san!
As expected, you are number one!
Wonderful!
The last one was good, too!
Well, to be honest...
I don't know what to say in front of the host...
But for now, number one will not be shaken!
Let's do it!
Ai! Ho-ho-hoi!
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You're doing a music show and you don't even know "Spice Girls"?!
What kind of "Spice Girls" are you talking about?
I heard they're amazing! Um...
They sell thousands of copies!
Sounds like a lot...
They say they sell 9 million copies...
But you don't know anything about it!
Wait a minute!
You don't know anything about it!
9,000,000 copies!
Yeah...
Don't you think it's amazing?!
It's amazing!
What's up with you?
Come on, say something!
I'm sick of it!
Get me some water!
I'm very sorry, but...
Yes, yes...
We're tired of talking about "Spice Girls"!
That's how people are...
I came up with a new device with a new sound...
But you do feel like you've heard it before, don't you?
You too, you too...
Then can you give me a new one, please?
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of listening to it!
Then, shall we record it?
This time, I want it to be a little summery...
Summery?
Yes, I want it to be a little nostalgic...
Sensei, please!
I really want a stand!
Sorry, stand!
Um...
What are you laughing at?
You're weird, stupid.
I'm sorry. Go!
Can you say it with a little bit of decrescendo?
I'll say it one more time.
No, it's fine. Go!
La la la...
Go away!
That was really embarrassing!
So you've got the chorus, right?
Yes, I've got the chorus.
You've got the chorus, right?
Yes.
Then I'll start.
Please do!
Inahobo yureru koi yureru...
La la la...
Can you get out of there?
Are you okay, Ryune?
Really?
I'm counting on you!
Do you want me to start with "la la la"?
Yes! "La la la, la la la..."
La la la, la la la...
Even a dog barks, love shakes...
I'm a taxi driver...
Let's go!
Stop it!
You're making me mad!
I'm a taxi driver!
What?
It's an image! An image!
Let's go!
I know that, but...
Right?
I'm a taxi driver!
I know "let's go!", but...
I'm a taxi driver!
That's not it!
Then I'll change it!
Change it!
Got it!
Even a dog barks, love shakes...
He's a taxi driver!
Let's go!
Alright!
Back!
Alright!
One, two...
Let's go!
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