AISubs v3.4
But last year and this year, it's completely different.
It's a little different.
Usually, idols have a calendar and do it beautifully and cleanly.
On the contrary, it's an ugly calendar!
Let's do it for a year with an ugly face!
I see.
That's what happened.
I don't think it's enough.
No, no, it's not like that.
All of our staff, including the talent, are all men.
No, no, no, no!
Especially the back is terrible!
It's terrible!
It's disgusting!
But it's very convenient!
It's amazing!
Men gather together and make a show.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Look at it from here!
No, it's not funny anywhere!
It looks like you're very motivated when you're in a taxi.
Especially here!
My father is an actor.
You're aiming for it!
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Last time, the person who was born in that month displayed the page.
And this time, as Mr. Matsumoto said, it's ugly.
A little punishment.
The moment you did a little thing, I'll put it on the calendar.
I don't want to see the ugly face I made anymore.
No, no, no, no.
When you let go of yourself, it's ugly.
This goes on for a month.
Now, is everyone ready?
That panel over there.
There are many things hidden there.
Please choose.
Please do something crazy.
And show me the moment.
Yes!
Sometimes it's harsh.
Really?!
There may be painful things.
It can't be helped.
That's right.
Let's start with Yamazaki Hosei who was born in February. Will he show us his ugly face?
Good morning, Yamazaki-san.
There are orders starting with "D".
Okay, I'll go with "D"!
"D", what is it?
Face Tennis Smash!
This is scary.
Scary.
This is getting dangerous.
Please!
No, please do it properly!
Scary!
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I can't do it anymore.
What?!
I can't do it anymore!
Look at me!
The moment of the moment!
Slowly, slowly.
I'll stop you with a nice shot.
Even here...
Scary!
How...
This is scary!
Stop! Stop!
Yamazaki-san!
Is it okay now?!
It's a good shot.
Thank you!
But...
It's scary!
It's like...
I saw a nose.
If you saw a nose...
Your face won't be shown in the camera, right?
No, but...
The moment of "bang"!
Rather than seeing a face at the moment of a hit...
Seeing a face after a hit is more interesting.
Yes.
No, but...
No, wait a minute!
Um...
It really hurts!
I'm tearing up!
Stop it!
This is hard!
Wait a minute!
Even if you don't kill me...
I'll make you pay for it!
It hurts!
What are you doing?
It hurts!
Why are you sweating like that?!
I'm sweating!
Let's watch it again!
Let's watch it!
Wait a minute!
Ah!
It was a nose!
It's a chest!
Look at this face!
Ah, it's good!
This is ugly!
This is my face in February.
This is Iai, right?
This is Iai as a talent.
It's me! It's me!
Next up, August's high school soccer player, Adachi Motoichi will do the challenge!
Okay, "C"!
"C"!
"Giant C"!
Okay, start!
Here we go!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it! Look more! Look more! Look more!
Look more! Look more! Look more!
Look more! Look more!
You have to look more!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! That's good, right?
Look at him! He's better than in the beginning!
Look! Look! Look!
He's scary!
Look! Look! Look! Look!
Look!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
This is amazing!
Okamoto Taro!
The next challenger is Kushiwara, a famous manager in downtown until December.
Please do it in "E".
"E"!
"Face Cleaning Assist".
That's good.
Okay, start!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Hey! Don't do that!
What are you going to do?
Face Cleaning Assist.
"E"! "E"! It's dangerous!
What is this?
This is really funny!
Let me see it again!
It's not ugly, but...
Let me see it again!
Try stopping it when it comes off!
N
E!
What are you doing?
Even though it was funny,
let's have Fujiwara do something else now!
Let's do something that hasn't been played as a junior yet.
Next up, director Komada's hard-on kickboxing challenge is live!
I don't like this!
Ah, he's fast! Ah, he's already done it!
Not yet! Not yet!
Mr. Boku...
Not yet!
I was being generous!
Look, this picture is still by Oda Yuujini...
Right?
He's a good man.
Right? He's shy, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
This... Ah!
Is it around here?
Ah, this is also tough.
Ah, it's tough, isn't it?
Do you want me to lower it a little more?
Uwaaah!
It's already become "pekebo".
Fujiwara-san!
Yes?
Can you do the part you just did here?
Do your best, Fujiwara-san!
I'm counting on you!
Okay, then...
Let's do it!
Ouch!
Here and...
No, this is it!
This is it!
Mori Shinichi! Mori Shinichi!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
That's tough!
Next up is the first appearance of the show, "Producer Kitazawa" until October!
What kind of ugly face will he show us?!
Okay, please show us!
Okay, let's see!
Wow!
It's a face mask!
It's a small hand!
It's not a ninja!
You can use it here!
Ah, you can use it here!
This is...
I ate this in Minato-machi!
Thank you!
Next up is "Kokoriko Tanaka" until April!
He's fixed in a chair and his balloon explodes in the trainer!
It's a huge balloon!
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
I like this balloon and what's inside of it.
Oh, this is it!
This is it!
This is Nike!
Next!
I'll go next!
What is it?
It will be painful later.
I see.
I'll say it.
I hate it.
It's "k".
"k"!
"Ganben Saran Wrap"!
Wow!
It's good!
I'll slip and my face will go in here.
Right?
It's good.
It's really flying!
That's my opinion.
Ready!
Set!
Wait a minute!
The anus is open!
That's possible!
The anus is really open!
How is it possible?
I got it.
You don't know.
You look like an old man.
It's possible.
If you could open your eyes...
Really?
Can I do it again?
Yes.
I want you to open your eyes.
I think it's possible.
I don't want to open my anus.
I'll go.
I'll never do it.
Start!
You were better than me.
That's scary.
You can do it.
I see.
You're Fujiwara's team leader.
Is this it?
I don't like it anymore.
Next is the famous director until March, Ohnuma.
He challenges ugly face with giant water gun attacked from both sides.
Let's go.
Ready...
Start!
It's good.
You're ugly.
You're just an old man.
What did you do?
What is this?
Open your eyes.
Open your eyes!
What are you doing?
It's funny, isn't it?
What is this face?
It's funny.
Stop it.
A little forward.
Look at this.
What is this face?
Next to be chosen is January's director, Tsumimoto!
He'll make a ugly face with the canola oil falling from above.
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
Ready...
Action!
- Ouch... - Ouch...
You guys are crazy!
How funny!
- It's continuing... - You're the ones who are ugly!
Canola oil... Canola oil...
Next up is January's director, Kokoriko Endo's nipples.
The dog will pull and hug the nipples that are sandwiched between the nipples of both.
Let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Ouch!
Wait a minute...
Ouch!
Turn around.
Wait a minute!
I don't know...
Endo, you're looking up too much.
Yeah, I can't do it at all.
It's not a stage at all.
Endo's face is like this.
Really?
How about something different?
The reason is...
Yes.
He's bleeding from his neck.
Really?
Yes.
And finally appearing, Downtown Hamada!
In front of him, a fire suddenly burns up!
It's Magic Fire, isn't it, Chosuken?
Endo's in a big trouble.
I can't move at all!
It's no good.
I can't move!
He's locked up.
He's locked up behind him.
Where is it?
It's in his face.
Ouch!
Endo's doing it.
Do it properly.
Ouch!
You guys, don't do it!
Ouch!
Your ears!
Your ears are burning!
So, what is Magic Fire?
Here...
Yes.
Can I do "bwaah"?
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this.
Can you do it at this distance?
Are you serious?!
Don't stop me!
It's floating.
Don't blow it up.
It's floating.
It's no good.
OK, right?
Wow, there's more behind you!
What?!
I'm begging you!
This is the scariest thing.
Oh, you should prepare water.
Your hair might burn.
Wow!
If anything happens, pour water on me!
I'll be humiliated.
OK.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Please!
Wow!
Ouch!
Are you okay, sir?
Are you okay?!
You are injured! You are injured!
Do you want water?!
You are so brave!
No, I'm not!
Why didn't you say anything?
I was surprised!
Like this, right?
Wow, that's amazing!
My lips were a little hot!
Seriously!
Wow!
This is amazing!
It was gone in an instant!
Come here!
It's a mask.
His voice sounds like Kyrie.
What is this?
Who put this on his face?
Mom!
What is this?
You can use it a lot.
This is good.
You can use it a lot.
This is good.
I'm about to cry.
He's crying.
Mom...
It's my birthday.
The higher it is, the higher love is.
Endo re-challenge himself with fire.
Doesn't matter.
Wow! It's cold!
It's cold! The fire is half-baked and it's cold!
What is this? Cold and heat!
Half-baked and half-baked!
Shall we take a look?
Your fire is...
Cold?
This is cold.
The fire is half-baked and it's cold!
What can we do about it?
It's cold!
It's beautiful!
Endo can't take good-looking photos, so he tries various things!
Let's go to the sea!
Endo was not good at everything, but in the end, he decided to compete in numbers!
Finally, the last one is the world's best K-pop, director Saito!
His face is as dark as marble!
Let's go!
K-pop and Endo... What's going on?
It's cold!
It's fun!
What's that? Are you kids?
Next up is producer Suga's challenge until November!
The title is "kushami" (sneeze)
Will he be able to take good-looking photos?
Let's go!
I-it hurts!
"It hurts" you say? What do you mean?
Um, you know...
Right away...
I hit my tailbone!
You hit your tailbone with a tissue...
Does it hurt that much?
You're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly!
I can't take it anymore!
"It hurts" you say? What do you mean?
In November, when things aren't going well...
Saito tries again!
H-has he run away?
What is this?
It's amazing!
It's a monster!
It's a monster, right?
It was a hard November, but in the end, Saito's expression was decided!
Well, for now...
For now...
It's done.
It's a gorilla.
It's a gorilla's child.
What is this?
Something?
What is this?
It's a little artistic.
It's done.
It's eaten by a stag beetle.
It licks the back of a cupboard.
It's that kind of monster, right?
It's running away!
Let's go for a walk.
Dog, run away!
This is a good present.
For a year, we have been with these people.
In November, we did not do new challenges and overcame them.
We did not do much unnecessary things.
We did not talk much and did not get hurt.