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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahente", "Monthly Demai Owarakase" comedy show "Bakushou Henge Daisakusen"
- Mr. Matsumoto - Yes
- How is it today? - It's exactly like the title of the show, but...
- Don't you often ask for "demai"? - Yes, we do.
At that time, I don't know if it's "niichan" or "osusan" or "obachan" in "demai moji"
- I bring it, but... - Yes.
- It's not very funny. - Well...
- It's funny. - Yes, it is.
- I didn't like it at all. - I see.
- Because I'm a comedian, I want to make people laugh. - I see.
- So, I'm going to do something today. - I see.
- I'm going to make "demai moji" laugh. - Let's do it.
- If you pay me 500,000 yen, I'll pay you 500,000 yen. - Really?
- I don't want such a small amount of money. - Shut up!
- I'll pay you 500,000 yen. - What?
You're so cheeky!
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- As "downtown", we want to do it. - Yes.
- But we're still going to appear. - Yes, you're still going to do it.
- We won't let you appear in "downtown"! - Yes.
- You're the ones who made us laugh. - Yes.
- You're so cheeky! - You're so cheeky!
- We're almost there, right? - Yeah.
Will they be able to do it?
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Again, my name is Seragawa Kanda-sen, but...
Are you...
Are you an M-sized teacher of the staff?
- Well, but this is... - Including elementary school students...
- I'm... - I'm a M-sized teacher of the staff.
I'm a M-sized teacher of the staff.
- I'm sorry I had no choice. - Oh well.
You're not laughing, are you?
- You're laughing a little, aren't you? - You're laughing a little, aren't you?
- I know you're laughing.
You're not laughing at all.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I learned a lot today.
Thank you.
This is not a problem even for ordinary gags.
Right?
Do you want me to call you?
Yes.
All together!
Wow, what a show!
I was smiling, but it's a business story.
Yeah, if you come, you'll definitely smile.
There's nothing against it.
Do you know the story of the three of us?
The story?
One will break easily.
Three won't break easily.
Let me know, and we'll all fly together.
Can we do it one more time?
It's a completely different pattern.
Here you are.
Thank you for the meal.
76 cups!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Give me some meat.
Isn't this a funny joke?
It's funny even if you laugh in the garden.
Look, look, look.
Even if you laugh in the garden.
Even if you look in the mirror.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm laughing a little.
Shut up!
Thank you for coming.
I've been watching you for a long time.
This is...
Everyone, gather!
I've been waiting for you.
You've been waiting for me, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Even if you laugh in the garden.
This is...
His face was more proud than the pizza man.
No, it was funny.
It was funny.
But you should praise the person in front of you.
What?
Who?
There's a way of saying it.
Let's go!
You're late!
I'm sorry about the timing.
No you're not!
How many times have you been here?
Twice.
Three times!
If you're late three times, you're naturally late!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
If you're really late, you have no choice but to come!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Don't show me your content in front of me!
I won't pull it.
I'm definitely late.
He is being punished.
I got it.
OK!
This is what we wanted!
This is it!
What?
Gay.
Gay...
You said it.
Your voice came out.
My voice...
I don't think my voice will come out.
No matter how funny it is.
I think you can stand it.
But to be honest...
It's impossible.
He was in a really good place.
And...
He got the best role in Yoshimoto.
Go to downtown.
We still have a difference in power.
We have a pretty difficult power.
Ah, down, down.
"Ikidane"?
"Ikidane", "Ikidane", "Ikidane"
Yes.
Can you hear me?
Excuse me.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Can you hear me?
Excuse me.
You scared me.
What are you doing?
I'm eating shit.
You shouldn't eat that.
You shouldn't laugh at all.
I'm worried about you.
Are you okay?
It's 1,800 yen.
What?
It's 1,800 yen.
Damn it.
What's wrong?
I don't want to die.
Can you bring it over here?
You scared me.
Come here.
I'm sorry.
Damn it.
What?
I'm glad you ate it.
I'm okay.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it the other way around?
You're making me laugh.
Thank you.
Shall we go home?
Thank you very much.
Shall we go home?
Let's go home.
I'm not worried at all.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
On the contrary,
On the contrary, don't make me laugh.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm a human being, but if you like me, you can kill me.
Don't make me laugh.