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What do you say?
Let's do it.
How about this? Imagashun's "Gakuya Ballet".
Good.
Right? Good.
Ballet.
Now is the time.
You were doing it, weren't you? In the dressing room.
I did.
Oh, you did. Like soccer.
You're lying too much.
It'll be a sloppy feeling.
That's right.
We can spend money on it.
Right?
We went overseas for shooting.
Let's go.
You're lying too much.
Let's do it.
In the money room.
Money room.
In the money room.
I like spending money.
It's more interesting.
Yes, yes.
But, it's a part-time job like this.
So, you can spend $10,000 or $20,000.
$10,000 or $20,000?
Money is fine.
I like money.
I've never seen it once.
- That's right. - Yeah, that's right.
You know my punishment game with Okan and Ross?
- How much did it cost? - How much was it?
- 7 million yen. - 7 million yen?
- So this time, I'll spend 7 million yen for half a year. - Then...
- Let's think about 10 million yen. - 10 million yen?
- Okay! - Alright!
- Alright, alright! - Alright!
- Let's think about it like that. - About 20 weeks.
- Do you have money? - No, we do.
- I do have money. - But it's like...
- Huh? - It's like...
- You should return it. - Should we?
- No, no. - Wait, you're kidding, right?
- He said he had money. - Well, I...
- I'm asking you. - Okay, okay.
- Can you please say it? - We'll decide on it ourselves.
Please say you have money.
- I don't care about money, but... - Okay, okay.
- Just make sure it's loose. - Yeah, that's it.
- The content! - Just make sure it's not just about dancing.
- I hope it's fun. - That's right!
I'm sorry.
It's funny.
What kind of tour is it?
I want to do a tournament with Monument in Las Vegas.
That's good!
Are you a guest foreigner?
I'm a guest foreigner, of course.
Japanese Mizet Restaurant.
Let's say it like that.
That's cool.
That's really cool.
Right?
That's cool. It's really exciting.
Foreigners who come to play in Japan also do it in Japan.
That's amazing!
I'm sorry.
I want to do my best in Korakuen Hall.
I'm Japanese.
It's not about money.
It's about whether you can draw.
Right?
Hey.
Huh?
You're bad at cutting.
Look around you.
Hey.
What are you doing?
The plan is loose.
No, no, no.
I'm doing it now. It's okay.
Wait a minute. Seriously, money...
Is it bad if you spend it?
Money is fine.
50,000 or 60,000.
Can you really spend it?
No, no, no.
Earlier you said about 10 million, but you didn't say anything else.
No, I don't think I said anything like that.
No, no, no.
You said it, you said it here.
No, no.
Seriously, if you say it like that...
Yeah.
...everyone will be concerned about the money...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...so...
We'll be careful.
To be honest...
I told you to go watch TV.
Yeah.
But there's that too...
No, money is fine, everyone.
Yeah.
Money is fine, but...
I'm telling you!
But really...
Yeah.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Seriously.
I'm telling you the money.
I told you, didn't I?
I'm sorry, seriously.
If we all eat like this and make 10 million yen, we can eat a lot of food.
By the way, what do you want to eat?
I want to eat the most delicious food in China.
What is that?
I want to eat the most delicious food in China.
That's good.
I want to eat a lot of delicious food.
That's good.
Can we eat a lot of delicious food in Tokyo?
Yes, you can eat a lot of delicious food in Tokyo.
But it's expensive.
No, it's not expensive.
If you can eat a lot of delicious food in China, you can eat a lot of delicious food in China.
I think it's good.
On the contrary, I want to find a good restaurant and eat there.
I'm getting angry.
Listen to me.
Why?
It's a little short.
What?
Again?
Hey.
Sir.
10 million yen?
Yes.
Is it expensive?
No, I'm just worried about the time.
But it's okay.
Let's change places.
It's expensive like this.
Let's go to Canyi.
Let's go.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it and spend money.
Let's change places.
It's expensive like this.
Let's go to Canyi.
Let's do it.
It's expensive.
It's expensive like this.
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Wow, this is really good.
This is coming out more and more, even in the north and south.
It's good, isn't it?
Wow.
It's good.
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
But even in the north and south, you can't say it's 10 million yen.
This is tough.
But it has to be 10 million.
Add more and more.
That's right.
This is spicy.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
What is it?
It's hot.
Be careful.
What's wrong?
Let's eat.
It's like...
It's like mozuku.
Why do you eat mozuku?
Why do you eat mozuku when you come to Kani Doraku?
Isn't it decreasing?
Huh?
Hey.
This is good.
Take out the one you boiled more and more.
Hey, Suga!
What are you doing?
Well, if you don't mind...
I don't mind!
We're eating now and you're making plans!
No, no, really, money...
When I think of you, I can't help but pay attention...
Is it money?
No, money is fine!
I've never said anything about money.
What's wrong with you?
It's like "Open the door!"
Go away!
No, really...
Go away!
No, really!
Give it back!
I gave it back!
Everyone, I gave it back!
I gave it back!
What is he doing?
I'm not paying attention.
But we ate one.
We ate one.
It's fine.
Just eat it up.
Let's go get a hair dryer.
Hair dryer!
What's wrong?
Hair dryer! I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I can't tell you.
Go home!
Thank you for your hard work.
I didn't know you were like that.
I've already brought it out of the door.
It's okay.
Eat it.
This is a grilled taraba.
Is this a grilled taraba?
It's good.
It's savory.
It's good.
I'll leave it to you.
Eat it.
All right.
Crab...
Why don't you eat it?
Let's have a big crab battle.
But it's not a big crab battle.
What?
Pickles...
What are you talking about?
Why don't you eat pickles with crab dora?
It's savory.
I'll eat this cucumber.
Why do you like it so much?
I'll eat cucumber.
It's not bitter.
Cucumber is good.
Bring me the menu.
Menu?
I don't need it.
What?
I'm full.
You're full, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I have this much left.
But I can't eat it anymore.
You can't eat it?
You don't have to eat it.
Thank you for the meal.
Hey!
Are you drunk?
You're Mr. Suga, aren't you?
You're still drinking?
What's wrong with you?
You're just making things up.
What are you talking about?
Who the hell is this guy?
You know who he is.
Yeah, I know.
It's Suga.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
Stubborn.
You've been eating this for a while, haven't you?
Hey, let's take a look at each one of them.
There's a lot of them.
You shouldn't do things like this.
Right?
If you come up with an interesting project, I don't care if you sell it or not.
I've never said anything about money.
I'm sorry, but both of you will do it with your brains and emotions.
I'm sorry.
Let's start from the beginning and do it comfortably.
Excuse me.
Is it good?
Maybe.
The ship is rocking and shaking
He's a taxi driver
All right, Max
All right
Um...
Mr. Kamaya
What is it?
With such an exciting opening song, isn't it enough?
Is it over now?
It's so exciting!
The ship is rocking and shaking
Isn't it enough?
I like this side better
Oh, I forgot to say this
You're trying to escape, aren't you?
Do you have a punishment?
You're trying to escape, aren't you?
Do you have a punishment?
I don't know if it's difficult
But I'm trying to get out of it
In the real sense
In the real sense, I'll sing all the songs from morning to night
Oh, I can't do that
I can't do that
You're going to sing from morning to night?
I've decided what I'm going to do
Downtown 8th anniversary
8th anniversary, 8th anniversary
All of it! From morning to night!
No, no, no.
It's not enough for one shot.
No.
It's not enough anymore!
It's been three or four shots and it's cold!
Hey! That cold is fine too! Including that, it's 8th anniversary!
8th anniversary...
Well, well...
Don't forget that. That's the only thing I couldn't say.
I really didn't like it when it was just floating around like this.
Well, but you know...
You know that, right?
What?
What are you talking about?
Who told you to do that?
Who did you make do that with?
That's some high-profile timing!
What?
Who did you make do that with?
That's stupid.
It's stupid.
Is there anything else?
You have too many things you don't like.
But you know...
If you don't like something, you can't get used to the punishment game.
That's what I said in English.
You do things you don't like, that's why it's a punishment game.
You always try to get pleasure from it.
No, no, no. I don't want a punishment game like that.
You don't want to get sick or anything like that, do you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You don't want to get sick or anything like that, do you?
Huh? Me?
Yeah.
You don't want to play a game with a woman who's extremely dangerous, do you?
You don't like that, do you?
I don't want to be reflected in a punishment game like that.
Well, you do get reflected in it, though.
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Neither of them, either of them.
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In Japan, we don't make, hold, or bring up comparative trigonometry, but...
Did you know that, you?
Matsumoto-san's...
(laughter)
Matsumoto-san's...
Non-commentator!
(laughter)
Thank you.
(laughter)
Matsumoto-san, what are your three principles of dandyism?
Yes.
Since you want to be dandy, please tell us.
You want to be dandy, don't you, Soraa?
Everyone wants to be dandy, don't you?
You want to be dandy, don't you?
Yeah.
(laughter)
Dandyism...
Yeah.
Do you have it in your heart?
I want to be dandy, but I don't know how I can be dandy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
Well, but for me, there are always three principles of dandyism.
Do you think you're dandy?
(laughter)
No, no.
You don't know?
(laughter)
More than I think I'm dandy, dandy thinks I'm dandy.
(laughter and applause)
I didn't ask for dandy, dandy came to me.
(laughter)
That's not at all different, is it?
Hmm...
(laughter)
Do you understand?
Hmm...
That's what happened. Dandy came.
Yes, Dandy came.
I don't have my own three principles.
You don't have them, but...
For future children...
Yes?
Dandy...do...is like this...
(laughter)
Dandy...do...
(laughter)
You can't leave it behind!
Oh, I see.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
As we enter the 21st century...
Yes, yes, yes.
If I die like this...
Yes, yes.
The 20th century's Dandy is over, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
The 21st century's Dandy...
Yes.
I was so sad about that.
Yes, yes.
So I cried in the kitchen.
(laughter)
You should have cried in a wider place.
(laughter)
I told you about your three principles at the end.
These three and Dandyism are very similar.
They are similar.
You could say they are almost the same.
(laughter)
I see.
But...
On top of that...
There is the word "poop".
(laughter)
You... Say it.
(laughter)
First, "not to make".
Yes.
This means, "Dandyism cannot hold poop".
(laughter)
You have to say it over and over.
Yes.
Because, people with lots of poop say "what is Dandyism?".
What is Dandyism !?
(laughter)
It's not "poop".
(laughter)
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what it means.
Yes, yes.
You understand this, right?
Yes.
And, "not to make".
"Not to make".
"Not to hold".
[Laughter and applause]
NINTE!
[Laughter and applause]
What is "dandism"?!
Huh?
You show up with a poop and say "good morning!"
Macchan, you're "dandism", aren't you?
Who's going to say it for you?!
I won't say it.
That's what you mean, right? Think about it a little more.
Yes.
And then...
Huh?
And then what do you do in the end?
You don't bring it in.
You don't bring it in!
For example, when you're at home...
I'm "dandism".
I'm "dandy".
Ping-pong! A friend comes in...
"Oh, Mazumoto!" And he poops...
A friend comes in...
"Oh, come in!" And who's going to say it?!
[Laughter and applause]
You're "dandism", aren't you?!
[Laughter and applause]
I'm "dandism" from the point of view of the screen!
[Laughter and applause]
You're "dandism", aren't you?!
[Laughter and applause]
What's your house like?!
[Laughter and applause]
First of all...
[Laughter and applause]
First of all, you don't open the door!
[Laughter and applause]
You don't press the "open" button!
That's because...
[Laughter and applause]
It's not just you, it's everyone!
[Laughter and applause]
So, I think the person who protects these three things is "dandy".
And...
It's everyone! Everyone!
Everyone protects them!
You don't protect them!
When did I ever protect them?!
[Laughter and applause]
Don't ask me for them!
[Laughter and applause]
You say weird things...
[Laughter and applause]
You've never held one, have you?!
Hmm...
Then you can be "dandy", sir.
No, wait...
[Laughter and applause]
Why?!
Um... I'll press...
[Laughter and applause]
...the "dandy" button.
Press it for me, too!
At Yoyogi Park.
[Laughter and applause]
That's fine!
[Laughter and applause]
Why do you have to go to Yoyogi Park?
Press it for me, too!
It's Yoshan Club!
[Laughter and applause]
You have to press it one by one!
Oh, you're "dandy", too!
[Laughter and applause]
Oh, you're "dandy", too!
[Laughter and applause]
That's not it! Wait a minute!
That's not it! If you didn't hold one, is that fine?!
[Laughter and applause]
You're "dandy", too!
[Laughter and applause]
You're "dandy", too!
[Laughter and applause]
But you can't press it!
Why?! I don't have one, either!
Press it!
[Laughter and applause]
No, no, no...
Press it!
I have one!
Press it!
No, you had one!
I don't have one!
You just don't have it right now!
[Laughter and applause]
You used to have one, too!
Hey, think about it.
You've never come to work with one, right?
I don't go to work.
I'm getting addicted to it.
But on my days off, I always have one!
I have one! I took it out of your kitchen.
My whole family had one!
In America, people like "Nitchy" or "Johnny" are given names depending on the typhoon.
If the typhoon in Japan were to give you a name, what would you name it?
Ah, I see...
It's true that Japan is lame. It doesn't have a sense of humor.
Oh, is that so?
In America, people like "Nitchy" or "Johnny" are given names depending on the typhoon.
That's true.
In America, people like "Nitchy" or "Johnny" are given names depending on the typhoon.
That's so lame!
No, it's not!
It's not lame!
"Nitchy" or "Johnny" are given names depending on the typhoon.
What kind of language is that?!
Eh? Doesn't Japan have a name?
From the 16th...
Ah, the 17th.
Yes, the 17th.
The typhoon that came before the 16th was the 15th.
It's still the same!
What is that?!
The next one is the 17th!
Could it be that the next one is the 18th?!
How is it?
Well, it's lame.
It's not lame!
It's lame, isn't it?!
I'm angry about it.
Yes.
Name it!
Give it a name!
I can't say it now.
I'm angry, but I can't say it!
You can't say it!
Give it a name!
Then... "President"!
This year's typhoon, "President"!
Is that not enough, "President"?
A big one, a pretty big one, "President"!
A bit of a common typhoon, "Cashier"!
Is that not enough?
Even if there are dozens of them, how are you going to deal with them all?
Even if you say "President", you won't be able to do anything.
But there are a lot of "President", "Cashier", and "Cashier"!
But there aren't that many anymore!
"Cashier"!
Huh?
"Cashier"!
I didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?!
Even if you said it, why didn't you say it?!
"President"!
In the southwest of Okinawa...
"President" is... "President" is coming!
This year's "President" is scary, so please be careful.
"President" has finally changed to "Cashier"!
She's become a "Cashier" woman!
She's really become a "Cashier" woman!
Break up, "Cashier"!