AISubs v3.4
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The traffic lights are shaking, love is shaking
He's a taxi driver
Ah, shut up, all right
McQueen, all right
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(Cheering)
Why do you look at me like that?
It's strange.
You don't say "kyaa" that much, do you?
Well...
No, of course not.
How old are you guys?
Five and eight.
(Laughter)
No, really.
Well, you know, I'm a weather commander.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We've been together for a long time.
When you were in second grade?
No, no, we've been together for a long time.
How many years has it been? Six years since you were in elementary school?
(Laughter)
There's something wrong with elementary school students!
(Laughter)
Really?
It's been another forty years!
(Laughter)
But you know, you've changed your physique, haven't you?
Why?
At this age.
I've changed my physique.
Yeah.
I've changed it.
How have you changed it?
Well, you know, I used to cut more fat in the past.
But I've changed it now.
(Laughter)
You're talking about yourself!
I used to cut a lot of fat in the past.
Even my hands are smooth now, but in the past they were sticky.
If you don't use glue, you can't make plastic models.
That's exaggerated.
But you know, I've changed it now.
So you've changed it.
That's a good thing, isn't it?
Well...
That's a good thing.
But when you're in a car, you smell like an old man.
That's...
What kind of smell is that?
It's like you're in a taxi from a few years ago.
Oh, this smells like me.
In the car?
In the car.
Oh, I see.
Sorry, car.
It's bitter.
Well, whatever.
That's how it is.
You know, recently, when I sang "Hey, Hey", you suddenly made me sing.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've been thinking about it since then.
Yes, yes.
Do you think I'm a bad singer?
No, I don't...
No, I don't think so at all.
I think you're better than average.
Yes, yes, yes.
Am I wrong?
Well...
It was a little bad.
Recently...
You're a little better than you used to be, aren't you?
A little.
Yes.
I wonder why.
Are you used to it?
You know...
Nakajime Miyuki...
What?
Sorry, I'll ask you instead.
Who is it?
Nakajime Miyuki's...
Who is it?
Ms. Tei!
What are you talking about?
Ms. Tei!
Ms. Tei, you know who Nakajime Miyuki is, don't you?
I know who Nakajime Miyuki is!
I know, but don't laugh!
No, I know who she is!
Listen to me one last time.
Nakajime Miyuki's older sister, Nakajima Miyuki.
Yes.
What do you mean "older sister"?
You don't even know her last name!
If you knew her last name, you'd know!
Which one of you is Nakajima Miyuki?
Which one of you is Nakajime Miyuki?
There is someone called Nakajima Miyuki.
In her song...
There is a song like "A man has a man's..."
It's like a drama.
I can't sing that song.
No matter how many times I sing it.
It ends as soon as I start singing it.
A man has a man's hometown
Is it wrong?
It seems like it's wrong.
I want to start singing it more.
I can't sing "A woman has a woman's..."
I can't sing it.
Why is that?
I don't know.
Maybe you know it because you were there for a long time.
A man has a man's hometown
It's funny, isn't it?
I can't continue.
Please fix me up.
Not "fix me up", but "hit me up".
You can't hit me up with that.
I can't sing it.
It's not good.
"A man has a man's hometown" is strong.
Like "you too".
I don't know.
You don't know "you too", do you?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
It's a foreign song.
Even if you listen to it, you won't know what it is.
No, no, no.
Like "Arabesque".
It's old!
I think there are people who don't know "Arabesque".
You don't know it?
Why don't you know it?
Aren't you interested in it?
It's old, it's old.
It's really old.
Oh, is that so?
It's old.
Well, that's fine.
Oh, really?
The distance between me and the audience is getting bigger and bigger.
No, it's not like that.
If you know it, it's like that.
It's funny, isn't it?
What do you think about it?
No, no, you shouldn't say that.
Then, let's talk about "mangroves".
Matsumoto-san, you were able to decode "saiyuki" in only 10 minutes.
I heard you can decode "soku doku" and many other "soku nani nani marumaru" as well.
I'd like you to show me some of them.
I see.
Well, I hate "donkusai yatsu" more than anything else.
I see.
I can say this about everything.
Yes.
So, I always try to say "hayai" about everything.
For example, look at me.
"hamada"?
"osoi".
Look at me.
"hamada"?
"osoi"!
"zenzen osoi"!
What are you doing?!
I'm not looking at you at all!
You are looking at me!
I'm not looking at you!
You're looking at me!
"hamada"?
"tanaka"?
"tanaka" is wrong!
"tanaka" is wrong, but you're looking at me!
"zenzen" is wrong.
Okay, okay, I'll say it.
Oh, you're going to say it?
It's "hayai", right?
It's "hayai".
But before you say it, I want you to promise me one thing.
Say "matsumoto".
You're dirty!
Like "yamamoto".
I want to see how "hayai" it is.
Okay.
Why are you looking sideways?!
Look behind you!
Why are you doing that?
Is this okay?
Here I go.
You're not saying anything!
No matter what you say, I'm "hayai"!
"nitasu" is...
"nana".
Too late!
I feel sorry for "nana"!
Three plus four is?
"Nana"!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san.
Yes!
Can you tell me about your partner Hamada-san's money source?
What do you think of me?
I have a job, so I get money from Yoshimoto.
You get money from Yoshimoto.
Yes, of course I do.
But this is my main job now.
And you're not working again.
You're saying something funny.
No, it's not funny.
You've said it so many times.
You don't show me your bag.
What?
You don't show me what's in your bag.
No, I don't show you.
There's something like dumplings in it.
And it's decreasing.
Don't say "what"!
Let me talk!
You're driving something like a supercar.
I'm not driving a supercar!
You're driving a car like 007.
I'm not!
When you press a button, it's like...
What is this?
It's like a keychain.
It's like a macaroon.
You can't buy a car like that if you're just working.
How much is it?
No, no, it's not like that.
Let me touch it.
Why would you touch it?
You're like an agent.
I'm not an agent!
But you're driving like an agent.
Why?
You're driving an amazing car.
How many cars do you own now?
I own two cars?
Two cars?
Do you own more than two cars?
I don't own even one.
I'm usually barefoot.
You're usually barefoot.
My feet are firm.
I'm running fast.
You own two cars?
I'm driving on the highway.
You can't drive.
If you're that fast, I don't mind.
That's what the old man on the highway said.
All the old men here are wearing these.
The old man you passed by happened to be wearing these.
Like this.
Oh, I made a mistake. I'm fast, so I don't mind.
I'm really...
barefoot!
I was once caught by the police in my office.
With a camera?
Yes, with a camera.
If you exceed the speed limit, you'll shine.
That's right, that's right.
I shined.
The police called me.
It was last summer.
I said I didn't know.
I didn't know!
What are you talking about?
Which world are you running on the highway?
Even if you ran, why did you shine?
When you showed me your pants!
I shined.
I was surprised!
The pendant was yellow!
My chest was wide open.
What's going on?
What are you wearing?
When I was running...
It's a bathrobe!
I...
suddenly...
ran outside of the bath!
Let's meet the accident once.
What kind of accident?
I was protected.
No, you ran outside of the bath!
I ran outside of the bath!
What kind of accident?
Suddenly, I looked away for a moment.
I didn't know my car was stopped.
I was fine.
You stopped?
I stopped.
From behind...
I was drunk, too.
You're not drunk!
You were fine!
It was just a car sensation.
What happened to the other car?
The other car was dented.
But the other car was bad.
Because it was from behind.
But I said "I'm sorry."
Like a student...
Like an ex-student...
Like this...
An ex-student is speeding!
No, no.
My butt wasn't shining, either.
I'm sorry.