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[Taking off his jacket for the first time in his life]
I'll take it out so you can see it.
Today...
I came all the way here just to take off my jacket.
[Taking off his jacket for the first time in his life]
I took it off!
Well...
The weather isn't great, but...
It's pretty good.
Let's go!
Let's win today!
Let's go!
I haven't finished my drink yet.
That was five months ago.
Hamada and Matsumoto, Yamazaki and Kokoriko played a handicap golf competition of four to one.
However, if you look at it from both sides, the too reckless rules were greatly pushed forward.
In addition, there were unexpected considerations from Matsumoto's team, and Hamada had a hard time.
In the end, Matsumoto's team won and Hamada's team lost.
And so...
Hamachan is punished!
[Hamada is punished!]
The worst punishment game ever given by the loser Hamada is...
"Titanic" with Matsumoto's wife.
After this, Hamada offers another suggestion.
Excuse me, but...
How about we do it again?
No, it's fine.
Everything is fine.
I don't care about the timing, but...
Let's change the rules again.
Change the rules?!
We have to change them...
And Hamada's revenge begins!
Hey!
Morning!
How are you?
What's up with you, Makino?
What do you mean?
That's my jacket.
What are you up to?
I'm wearing this jacket to greet you all.
Oh, I see.
That's a bad hobby of yours.
That's my European style.
By the way, it's not that hot today.
No, it's not.
But we're having a good time.
A good time?!
We're having a good time?!
We're having a good time.
How about we go for a rough day?
Let's go for a rough day.
Matsumoto Kokoriko and...
Yume's Garua Battle!
Excuse me.
Yes!
Why is Hamada vs...
Matsumoto Kokoriko and others?!
They're against it! Others and Kokoriko!
No, no, no, it's not like that.
Say it from experience! Say it from ability!
What kind of ability is it?!
Ability... entertainment ability!
Entertainment ability...
You're lying, you guys!
That's how it is! It's prepared!
Because Kokoriko also has Kokoriko's signboard show!
What was that just now?!
Well, with that said...
It's 2!
Last time we lost and played a punishment game.
This time it's 2!
Can you guys do the rules one more time?
The rules are a little different from last time.
You guys shot once and when you shot 4 times you counted as 1, right?
This doesn't change!
But when you're in green...
When you do the putter...
If you do the one-putt, you count as 1.
If you do it, you count as 2.
If one of you shoots, you count as 1.
Let's do normal golf!
When you're in green, you count as 1.
Matsumoto's team counts as 1.
Hamada's team counts up to green 4 times.
The next putt counts as 1.
The game is in 3 holes.
If Hamada wins even once, it's Hamada's victory!
You drank a lot, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You didn't drink at all!
If you think about it, it's not natural.
We don't want to win, so we're holding back.
Before you came in today, you already drank a lot.
Yes.
A few cc's.
First up is a long hole with a fairway in the middle.
On the right is an OB.
It takes a while to get to green, so it's a disadvantage for Hamada.
Matsumoto's team will shoot in order of Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo and Yamazaki.
Hamada's opening shot starts the game!
Don't put too much pressure on it.
Yes! Yes!
It went to the left! It went to the left!
It went to the left, didn't it?
I can't say it was a nice shot, can I?
It turned a little, didn't it?
I wonder how it went.
Here we go!
Next up is Matsumoto's tee shot!
It went to the right! Right! Right! Right!
Right! Right!
Mr. Cagey, what was that?
It went to the right, didn't it?
Yes.
What? What? What?
Is it an OB?
Since we can't confirm Matsumoto's tee shot,
Tanaka is going to hit an OB.
Tanaka, I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Tanaka is going for it!
It's straight!
It's kind of scary.
Yes!
It's a secret, but it's a secret!
It flew a lot!
This one went in, too.
Yes!
Is it an OK?
It went in.
You hit it well!
Excuse me, but when are we allowed to play golf?
When can we really start?
Is it a safe?
It's a safe!
He did it!
Yes! OK! OK!
OK!
Yes!
Matsumoto's shot is a safe!
The first hole goes to the second point!
One, two!
Tanaka!
Yes!
You said you'd do it!
Here I go!
Yes!
OK!
Yes!
Nice out!
Yes!
OK! OK!
If you let me go forward like this...
You can do it!
This is...
This is tough!
It's tough, isn't it?
I'm definitely going to win.
If you're not a superstar, you can't do it.
It's an easy win.
If you hit a tree and you don't know where you're going, I'll watch you!
I've always wanted to admire that person.
It's out! It's out!
It's out!
But you didn't win at all!
It's true!
Here I go!
Hamada continues and hits the third one!
Really?!
Wow!
Really?!
This is good!
Wow!
What was that?!
What?!
What was that?!
Really?!
This is good!
What?!
It's a warp!
Warp!
After this, Team Matsumoto's Endo hits one, but it doesn't go far for Hamada's ball!
And next up is Yamazaki!
It's out!
Matsumoto!
It's out!
Now you're in first place!
It's better than going somewehere weird!
Let's do this for the teamwork!
Teamwork is important!
It's not working!
I don't know why I'm doing this!
That's right, that's right, teamwork is teamwork!
Teamwork is teamwork, it's like this!
Let's go for it, Matsumoto-san!
Let's go for it! I'm counting on you!
Here I go!
Get the cup, please!
Rebound!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes!
Team Mazumoto's Tanaka's sixth shot.
OK, OK. Nice shot, nice shot.
The seventh shot is over.
Oh, no! What's that?!
Don't put it in the bunker!
Oh, no, bunker!
I'll do it next!
Now they're finally in the same position as Hamada.
Hamada's fourth shot continues. He really wants to put it in the green.
Hamada, nice on!
However, since it's on with four shots, it means he's hit 16 shots.
Get out of here, seriously.
It's okay. I'm not going to put it in.
Damn it, seriously.
Get out of here, seriously!
Come on!
It's perfect!
Look closely.
Matsumoto, if you put it in the green, you'll have a huge advantage.
Okay!
Nice on!
Now it's one shot at a time.
The gap is wide, but they can't let their guard down.
But if you don't put it in with all your might, it'll be bad for you.
It's bad. It's definitely bad.
Seriously, seriously.
Don't put it in! Why are you here today?!
Take a break!
I'll put it in!
Nice on!
He's strong.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
I can't tell what you're talking about!
He's weak and looks like he doesn't like it.
You're strong!
You...
Nice!
Okay, okay, okay!
Not bad, not bad.
Not good.
Not good, not good!
Okay, not good.
In the end, Hamada is bogeyed.
But it's a half-handed 18-shot.
That was close.
Okay, okay!
Don't do anything you shouldn't do!
I know, I know.
Wait a minute.
Come closer slowly.
Wait a minute.
You don't have to call me like that.
You don't have to come close to me like that!
Yes!
Okay, okay!
First of all, the team won by 14-18.
However, there is only a difference of 4 points!
Next is the middle hole with a dogleg on the right.
The left side is OB.
Since it is shorter than the first hole, if Hamada can make a two-on, he has a good chance of winning!
Hamada is in the first place.
Oh, no!
This is bad.
What is this?
Is it okay to win?
What is it?
I don't know.
Did I aim too much?
Did you make a mistake?
No, no.
Safe?
Yes!
What is it?
Oh, no!
The first hole is OB to the left.
Is it OB?
What is it?
You look scared.
No, no, no!
It looks like a dead end!
It's a hole!
It looks like a dead end!
It's a hole!
You were rolling over there.
What?
With one touch?
Not one touch!
Is it him?
What is it?
I'm going!
Okay!
Tanaka is serious!
Yes!
Nice shot!
Okay!
It's a miracle shot that goes over 250 yards!
- It didn't stop! - It didn't stop?
- That was a nice shot! - What was that just now?
- You guys are crazy. - What?
- He's putting tea in all of them. - I see.
- Yeah, he's putting tea in them. - Tea?!
You're putting tea in them?
- In a cup... - You guys are crazy!
Hamada is in second place, just like in the first hole.
- I'm a little scared. - Ah! Okay! It hit it!
- Nice! - It hit it.
- Thank goodness. - This is bad.
- Thank goodness. - That was a waste of time.
After this, Hamada and Yamazaki both head to the bunker.
The outcome of the match rests with the bunker shot.
- Hey! - Nice out!
- Awesome! - Nice out!
First, Matamoto gets a nice out!
Should I take a pro test?
- You're not in it. - Then, Hamada!
Okay! Okay!
- Okay! Pillar! - Yay!
Okay! Okay! Pillar! Okay! Okay!
- Nice! - Nice!
- This time, too... - Ah!
It took him three tries to finally get an out.
It's a green on, but it's four times six, so it's twenty-four.
- You're not in it today, are you? - Really?
- Yeah. - Matsumoto's team, Tanaka is seventh.
- Hamada's self-destruction gives him a lot of leeway. - Pro! Pro! Pro!
I'm going for it!
Nice!
- Nice shot! - Is it good?
- It's long... - Huh?
- Huh?! - Whoa!
Whoa!
You're not in it, are you?
- You're not in it. - You're not in it.
- Good! - Good!
- Nice! - Nice!
This hole is a 26-9 difference and the team wins again.
The last hole is a short hole with a lot of bunkers around the green.
If they can get on the green in the first shot, they still have a chance of winning.
- This is a set up. - Honestly. - Are you serious? - Yeah.
- This is bad. - Is it set up? - If you don't put in a lot of effort... - Yeah.
- It's a big organization. - If you don't set up anything... - This is bad.
Will it be a one-on?
- You're kidding me, right? - Hey!
- Where did it go? Where did it go? - Hey!
- What's wrong? - In front of you!
- This is bad, this is bad, this is bad! - This is bad!
- So close! - This is definitely a par, if you ask me.
- It's about three pounds. - No, it's big, it's big. - It's big.
- How many pounds? - Was it 160?
- Huh? - 170. - It's 170, right?
- Hamada-san, what did you use it for? - You can't say that.
- You're lying! - You're lying! - Huh? - Why not? - I can't tell you. - Why not?
- You're dirty! You're the Chinese mafia!
- Why didn't you tell me you were the Chinese mafia?!
Matsumoto's first shot!
- He said it! - He said it! - He said it! - He said it!
- Ah, it came out! - It came out! - Wow! - It came out! - It came out! - It came out! - Wow!
- It came out. - It came out like a cocky guy!
- Here I go! - After Matsumoto's shot, it's Tanaka's second one!
Will he be able to catch up to Hamada?
- You! - Huh? - What?
- The bunker...
- The direction isn't bad, but... - Okay, okay, okay.
The third shot is Endo's bunker shot!
- What's that? - It's a twist, a twist.
- It's a default line. - It's Kim, it's Kim.
- What are you doing? - Okay, it's out!
- For now, I put out the bunker! - Is there such a joke?!
- For now, the bunker! For now, only the bunker! - Yamazaki! - That's right!
When you go back to Moppenbunker, you're going to get it!
- I don't like it anymore... - It's a little low here...
- Don't put it on! - Oh, that's right.
You can't put it on the club.
- I didn't put it on! I didn't put it on! - Are you Mr. Kambi?
That's a reaction like Fujiyama Kambi.
- Go! - I'm counting on you!
I'm really counting on you!
- I'm counting on you! - Please.
Wow! It's out!
Wow! It's really a binge!
Give me a hand.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Matsumoto gets his act together and challenges the bunker shot.
You can't put it on.
I was about to put it on!
- I was about to put it on! - Hey, Hamada!
- Yamazaki, you can't put it down! - What?
I don't care anymore!
You just warned me!
The Matsumoto team has finally escaped the bunker hell!
However, the situation is in a pinch!
Since there's a chance of losing for the first time, the Matsumoto team is carefully planning their strategy.
- Wrong. - Maybe you're strong.
- I don't think I can ride that. - No way!
- Yes. - You can't do that!
- Endo, clap your hands.
- Really? - Yes.
- Wrong. - Again. - Again?!
- Again. - Why can't you tell?
- Wrong, wrong, wrong! - What?!
- Last one! - You're stupid!
- It's really scary. - It looks like it'll break.
- See? - It's broken.
- I said "wrong"!
- You're strong. - I'm not strong!
Endo rides the green one and gets a 7-on.
- Really? - No, it's okay.
Hamada rides the second one and gets an 8-on.
- It's weak. - Okay, okay, okay!
- The next one is weak. - Yes, yes, yes!
- This one is weak. - Hamada, break it.
- Break it. - You're telling me to break it.
Now it's a one-on-one putt match.
The team is 7-on and Hamada is 8-on.
There's a good chance of losing,
so Yamazaki is under considerable pressure for his next putt.
What's going on?
- 5. - What's going on?
- Forward! - Forward, forward, forward!
- Okay, okay! - Nice!
- Okay, okay! - Okay, okay, okay!
Hamada puts it in and it's a 9-on hole out.
You guys are so noisy!
- Why are you getting so close? - Huh?
You guys are so noisy!
What are we going there for?
I don't know.
First year.
Go for it!
Yes!
In the end, Hamada made a hole-out with 10 shots.
Matsumoto's team will lose if they don't score two more shots.
So, Matsumoto, even if you miss, if you don't miss like this...
But let me tell you, this is a downtown confrontation.
That's right, it's a downtown confrontation.
It's a downtown confrontation!
You know, you've never won a downtown confrontation before, so you're playing by this rule.
You just blew me off.
No, let's win!
If we win like this, we'll do it with sticks.
It's okay to fail, but that's how you fail, right?
That's right. If I can get out of here, I'll be next.
If you come this far, you'll never be able to do it.
I don't know what's going to happen next.
I don't know what's going to happen next!
I'm getting really nervous.
Here we go.
You did it!
Good job!
Are you okay now?
If you miss this, you lose.
Are you okay?
You put in a lot of effort.
You really have teeth.
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
If you miss this, you lose.
Tanaka's last putt.
I'm scared.
Okay!
And with that...
Yes!
We won this battle as well!
We won!
Penalty game again!
You know, you can't win with any deck.
Hamada doesn't get his revenge. Penalty game again!
Hamada's penalty game has made history for kids.
Sometimes, he goes skydiving.
Sometimes, he goes deep into foreign France to build an airplane.
Sometimes, he goes to Ryuichi Sakamoto, who lives in New York, to get a sharpened pen that Matsumoto forgot.
And, the ultimate of all of Matsumoto's decks, "titanical of scene".
All of them remain as wonderful memories in our hearts.
What kind of memories will Hamada present us this time?
And, one more thing.
Tanaka will protest.
Yes, it's decided.
Do your best!