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Well, today I woke up in the morning and had a headache.
I have a sore throat, but I was called by the staff for a sore throat.
What I'm going to do today is the use of today's instrument.
Well, if you look at this, you can see how the opening project will be in the future.
I'm going to send you a project that you can see at a glance.
That's all I'm going to say.
Please take a look at the development of the instrument in the future.
Here you go!
"Use of Instruments" Fall/Winter Opening Project Sneak Shot Collection
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Talking about the history of children's use, we must not forget the confrontation period.
And the most recent confrontation was this.
The loudest Hamada VS Matsumoto Hoka dream of golf confrontation!
Hamada, who has absolute confidence in his golf skills, held a golf confrontation against Matsumoto Hoka.
Surprisingly, Hamada's first shot is equivalent to Matsumoto Hoka's other four shots.
It was done with ultra-violent rules.
As is well known, Hamada's first shot is a nice shot.
Matsumoto Hoka, whose expression is expected to calm down,
is Matsumoto Hoka's first shot.
Next up is Tanakawa.
OK! It flew!
No, it didn't fly. Where did it go?
Next course.
Oh, there it is!
Is it free space?
No, it's not.
No, it's not free space.
On the other hand, Hamada made a bold shot and threw it on.
Where did it go? Where did it go?
Good.
No! It flew!
No way! No way!
Seriously!
Hamada missed the par, but it's fifth.
Yes!
Nice, nice!
However...
He missed the par, but it's fifth, so we're OK with twenty, right?
OK! We can hit it twelve more times!
OK! Twelve times from this distance! OK! OK!
Twelve times from this distance!
I'll hit it and I'll close it!
Please do!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yay!
Matsumoto's team won the first hole easily.
The second hole continues. Hamada is trying to catch up.
But he's too good at it and it's an OB.
A new T-shirt.
Matsumoto's team is...
He's good! He's good! He's calm, isn't he?
Yay!
This is the end of Matsumoto's team!
It's finally the final hole.
The Gakeppuchi's Hamada is shamelessly attacking Matsumoto's team.
OK! Good!
Good!
Good! Go in! Go in! Go in! Go in!
I'm good at this!
Amazing!
And Hamada's putt...
No, no.
No, no, no.
Hamada couldn't win even once, so he added one more hole, but...
Go down there!
Oh!
Hamada's ball was hated by the cup, and he lost four in a row.
Once again, the team won.
And with that...
Yes!
Hamada's putt!
Yes, yes.
Three months later...
Akiko!
What are you doing?!
Go to Hokkaido or Hollywood and play "Titanic"!
The punishment game was decided on "Titanic"'s love scene.
Josephine...
Before you leave, come to me...
Wait for me high up in the sky...
There's nothing...
Hamada finished the hard punishment game.
A bomb statement came out of his mouth.
I'm sorry, but...
How about we do it again?
No, it's fine!
I don't mind everything, but...
Let's change the rules again...
Change the rules?!
No, we have to change that...
Who will win the next match?
And what will be the punishment game?
Hamada vs. Matsumoto.
Next year's golf competition.
This month's broadcast.
Stay tuned!
Ladies and gentlemen...
When downtown first appeared in Tokyo...
"Debayashi" was born.
Looking back on the history of the kid's nine years of use...
Various "debayashi" have been used so far.
And recently used...
Matsumoto Hitoshi's third song...
"Taxi Driver".
Later in the show, they recruited an artist who would sing their famous song "Taxi Driver".
Then...
- Finally! - Yes.
- A musician! - Yes!
- I'm very happy about this! - Is that so?
- Yes! - Now, let's have them appear!
- These people! Please come in!
- Sharan Q, everyone!
- Sharan Q, the mega-hit band, became famous.
- A comic band born in Osaka! - Yes!
- I'm very happy about this!
- Well, well, Mago-chan's eyes are swimming again today.
- I thought I should hit the drums for today's recording.
- I'm very happy about this! - It's a key!
- Immediately, the members joined the sound meeting.
- My shoulders are shaking and my neck is numb.
- I don't know what's wrong with me!
- That's what's funny!
- Sharan Q... - Yes?
- What's going on right now?
- Well...
- Right now, I'm checking the score and where the lyrics are.
- I've never seen...
- I've never seen anything like this before.
- I'm a little confused.
- I see! I see!
- Well, it's mostly because you took your time.
- I'm sorry! It's just how it is!
- Sharan! Don't ruin my image!
- Well, it's been a while since we've heard what it's like.
- Yeah, it's been a while.
- Let's see the lyrics.
- My shoulders are shaking and my neck is numb.
- You're not doing it right!
- I don't know it at all!
- If you say so, I'll think of it!
- This is it!
- What is it?
- This one!
- It doesn't matter what the sound is.
- Believe in yourself!
- This is how the "Sharan Q" version of "Taxi Driver" was created.
"Sharan Q" version of "Taxi Driver" was created.
"Gaki no Tsukai" is still recruiting musicians who can sing "zebayashi" songs.
"Sharan Q" version of "Taxi Driver" is created.
"Gaki no Tsukai"'s most luxurious special project.
Famous talents gather for "Entertainer Fishing Championship".
Are you ready?
Yes!
We're leaving now.
Don't embarrass us.
Let's do our best!
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm happy to think of it as my job.
The first event started four years ago in Kawaguchiko, near Fuji.
Matsumoto was the first member to catch a fish.
I got a bite!
I'm getting impatient.
Impatient! Impatient!
The team is getting bigger and bigger.
But no one has caught anything yet.
I'm sure we'll catch something.
Right?
I'm nervous.
You're lying!
Kohan finally caught a fish.
I can't catch it!
You can't catch it?
It's cold!
You're lying!
I got a bite!
Then he got a hit with a slippery line.
What's going on?
The match was decided by Matsumoto and Toyo Okuda.
27.
28.
7 just.
Which means...
Matsumoto wins!
Matsumoto won the first match.
The second match was completely different from the last one.
All of them picked up the black bus one by one.
But this man won.
It's 3-2-9.
Which means...
Matsumoto wins twice in a row!
Matsumoto wins!
In the third match, the guest talents are trying to stop Matsumoto from winning three times in a row.
The two of them are left behind in the downtown area.
Meanwhile, Toyo Okuda said...
I know what they're up to, so don't say anything.
And in the next moment...
As expected of the defending champion, will Matsumoto's 3 telegraphs work?
- 36! - 36!
- Oh no! - That means...
- Oh no! - Oh? - Oh?
- 37cm!
- It's a hit! - He did it!
- I'm happy! - Matsumoto's 3 telegraphs didn't work!
- This is frustrating!
And in this summer's 4th Fishing Championship...
In the first half, everyone but Hamada and Enichi got a hit.
- Oh, it's over! - I have a bad feeling about this.
- Oh, it's over!
But in the second half, Hamada, who was aiming for a comeback, got a big hit.
- What should I do?!
- It's too big!
- Oh no!
Enichi, who was in a hurry, also got a hit before the end of the game.
They applauded for their victory.
- 37.5cm!
And now for the results!
- It hasn't changed much.
- 37.5cm!
- Yes!
- The winner is...
Hamada!
- Thank you!
Oh!
A terrible downturn.
He won three out of four times.
Is it okay to leave Hamada Matsumoto like this?
Well, I'm a fish-boasting entertainer who watches TV.
Come at me anytime.
Everyone who likes fishing, we are waiting for you.
Fish-boasting entertainer
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
So far, "Gaki no Tsukai" has broadcasted many fated rivals' matches as documentaries.
Among them, there are two people who are called "the hottest and eternal rivals".
Hosei Yamazaki and Moriman.
Their fate began with Yamazaki's humiliating defeat in the punch-drinking match two years ago.
Even in the second match, Yamazaki lost everything.
Even in the third match, Yamazaki was beaten by Moriman until he lost his temper.
Yamazaki fell into the ring with a scream and showed his miserable appearance.
And again, Yamazaki challenged Moriman.
In Korabuen Hall, a battlefield of martial arts, a fated confrontation took place.
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Run away! Run away!
Mr. Yamazaki! Mr. Yamazaki! Mr. Yamazaki!
You're funny!
Thank you very much!
The fourth time, without being honest, Yamazaki, whose man's pride was ruined, escaped from the ring as if nothing had happened.
The book says that there is a lot of work for this crowd, and I feel sorry for them at the end of the year.
And finally, the final battle will be decided. What kind of finale will the dark battle welcome?
Yamazaki vs. Moriman. The last final revenge match is coming soon!
The comedy begins with high tension and ends with high tension. First of all, let's look at this.
High tension is the entertainer's greatest weapon.
And this is the ultimate plan.
High tension, the best!
First of all, this week's 10th place is...
50 points!
Spartandi, Kokoriko, Tanaka Naoki!
Down, bend, go! Out, bend, go! Out, bend!
Ah, it's freezing!
Miyasako Hiroyuki, "The Scream of a Exploding Soul"!
What's that?
OK!
Now, let's look at this week's 3rd place.
Fujii Takashi, "Men and Women Are Different"!
Men and women are different!
Shut up!
This week's 1st place is...
Kokoriko, Endo, Shozo Abe.
OK! "Hurricane Jeras"!
Now...
I will...
Do it, do it, do it!
Make a ramen.
I make it for you.
Eat it up!
Eat it up! Eat it up!
Make a rice ball.
I make it for you.
Eat it up! Eat it up! Eat it up!
Ricane! Parikane! Ricane! Parikane! Parikane! Oh! I'm Chuu!
Tikelin!
For Gaki no Tsukasa, we are looking for comedians who can show tremendous excitement.
Come, high-spirited comedian!
Court of Appeal
The court of appeal has tried various suspicions so far, and has passed a verdict in a fair trial.
This is it!
What a great gaze!
And now, here is the court of appeal that has become the biggest problem for the court of appeal.
Court of Appeal
And now, we will begin "Akihiro Onuma's Outrageous Trial".
Akihiro Onuma, a young and famous director.
The trial began with the accusation that this man, who seems to have one or two flaws in himself, is actually a terrible outlander and is bothering people around him.
Akihiro Onuma's Outrageous Trial
This happened when we were filming in Yoshinoya before.
Ah, I remember this.
After filming, the producer, who received a bowl of beef bowl from a shopkeeper, said...
Hey, you guys! I got a bowl of beef bowl! Everyone, share it!
Yay!
Onuma, who was watching the scene, caught Ebi and said...
Hey, what did you get me earlier?
It's a sword of Yoshinoe.
Give it to me! Give me Yoshinoe!
Ebi took the sword from him.
That night...
Today is dinner party! Hurry up and prepare!
We did it! We did it!
The two arrived at Yoshinoe.
And of course, they paid with...
...this sword!
How many did you get?
I got all of the tickets I got.
All of them?!
There's more to this story.
Onuma also got one.
What?!
Wait a minute!
I don't know about that!
Onuma!
What?!
What do you mean?!
How many did you get at first?
Five.
Why do you keep saying that?!
Please announce the verdict.
The defendant, Onuma, has caused many incidents and caused trouble for people.
Therefore, without a defense's permission or permission,
the verdict is...
He will dance the "Genie Genie" dance on the street.
It was a fair trial.
However, we still have more evidence against Onuma.
If you have been harmed by Onuma, please help us.
We will pursue Onuma with all our might.
And finally, this announcement.
We will come back again.
We will come back to see you again in downtown Onuma.
Thank you very much. It was fun.
If you want to see downtown Onuma in person, please come and visit us anytime.
So, from now on, we will have golf competitions and Yamazaki vs. Moriman competitions.
We want to do more and more of them.
I'm sorry for calling you out all of a sudden.
Please look forward to it.
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